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How to be banned from Google - Exclusively

2009-10-23T04:02:00.000-07:00

Dear brothers and sisters, friends, our respective readers, money makers, clickers, cheaters and other valuable members of the cyber community:
We have the great honour and we are proud to inform you that we have been officially banned from Google, because we've tried to cheat them for a few bux.
That's absolutely ok because we've been trying to achieve that goal for a long time. We've cheated a lot and apart from us, all the best adsense clickers were our friends, relatives, as well as other brothers/sisters clickers and cheaters. But now, there is something very difficult to understand. There is a very hard question to answer. Of course, we didn't try to find this answer on Google (even though it maybe exists), but if anyone has any information about it, we kindly ask him/her you to inform us. Here is our question...
Does anyone know were all the money from the banned accounts ends? Has anyone ever received a mail from Google such as: "Hi, we wish to give you back the "Google Dollars", because we have recently discovered that the Great Internet Swindle blog had fake clicks on your AdWords". Of course, no one has ever had back the "GoogleDollars" . Then, you should also add to this all the money amounts that belong to all the "non-cheating people" who will never reach the Google payout of 100$. Now, multiply all that with millions and millions of different accounts and you will get a very nice sum of "GoogleDollars". We honestly hope that such a respectful company like Google doesn't really cheat on their advertisers and that the least they could be doing is giving this huge amount of money to charity.
What do you think? Are they really doing it or perhaps there is much greater cheater around us, much greater then all of us put together???
Be careful, Google is watching you.

5 EASY SIMPLE STEPS TO CHEAT GOOGLE FOR MORE THEN 2$ PER WEEK

2009-06-06T10:30:00.000-07:00

5 fast, simple easy steps to cheat google for more then 2$ per week- special FREE! Unique Super Top Secret Formula discovered personally by the members of Great Internet Swindle group

TOP Secret - FREE! step no.1
-open account and make fake identity on facebook; my space,twitter… We will give example based on our fake account on facebook. Please be free to add as for friends. We are hiding under name Click Trust

TOP Secret - FREE! step no.2

-join the groups about ad sense - There is so many different groups about ad sense and internet marketing. Select and join few of them. You are very welcome to join our, stil small, but elite group: “Great Internet Swindle”.

TOP Secret - FREE! step no.3

FIND AND CONTACT OTHER CHEATERS!

OK, you already have your fake account and you are member of groups about ad sense. It means that you have a list of people who are interested about topic and it s time to invite them to become your friends.
How you will recognize other cheaters. Actually, there is no special system but in the beginning it can help if you contact people who are hiding under names such: “Fast Clicker; Click Exchanger, Adsense Clicker, Click Trust etc…”
Other way is even more simplyer. Like many others, Great Internet Swindle group on facebook already have section named Click Exchange. There you will find other members who are ready for action.
NOTICE - We guarantee that all members are ready for click exchange ant that they are highly skilled and professional cheaters and clickers.

TOP Secret - FREE! step no.4

MAKE A SECRET DEAL !!!

Once others accept your “friend request” contact them with private message and make secret deal about CLICK EXCHANGE! Here is an example of such a message:
“Hi there,
nice to meet you and thanks for the add,
my URL is http://buysomethingstupid.blogspot.com
1 click and 5 page impressions please.
I’ll make same for you, send me your URL
Thanks, stay in touch”

TOP Secret - FREE! step no.5

ACTION !!!

In 99% cases other cheater will contact you in less 24 hours. Usually, it sound like this:
“Done!
My URL is http://mermaidandpirate.blogspot.com
Stay in touch”
It means it’s time for action. Don’t be a lazy bastard. It’s your turn. Visit other cheater’s page and click on google ads.
Go and check your ad sense account.
Wow!!! It really works. Few more cents already waiting for you.

One more time Great Internet Swindle has prove that we are better then any online money making guru (best regards to our favorite one Mister Alvin Phang) and all that for FREE!!!

At the end you will probably ask yourself:
“Why only one click and why 5 impressions?”
The simple answer is “Because Google is cleaver mother f….r” but that’s another story and it will come very soon. So save your time and stay with us.
Very best
“Great Internet Swindle” group

HOW TO CHEAT GOOGLE 2$ PER WEEK!!!

2009-05-31T08:59:00.000-07:00

OK, we have great news for you. We recently discover magical formula to cheat Google for more then 2$ (TWO DOLLARS!!!) per week and of course we will give this formula to you absolutely FREE!!! There is no internet marketing gurus ( best regards to our favorite one Mr. Alvin Phang) who will tell you something like this. There are two possible reasons why they will never speak about. First one (and probably most logical) is because they are too selfish to share so valuable information with you or (less possible) they don't know about. Luckily, the Great Internet Swindle is here to discover those secrets for you.
Warning!!! - Before you read this formula we would like to ask you to think carefully and to give answers on this questions:
1) Do I like money?
2) Am i sure that i want to make MORE then 2$ per week cheating Google
3) Am i ready for my dream become true?

If you answered at least 1 (ONE) question with "Yes" you are on the right place.

HOW TO MAKE VERY BAD BLOG

2009-05-26T03:22:00.000-07:00

http://blessedhousewives.blogspot.com/ - how to make very bad blog

The first one we made is a master piece of unsuccessful blogs. Hiding under little bit tricky and provocative name “Blessed housewives” there is probably most boring page ever made about sexuality. So what we have done on http://blessedhousewives.blogspot.com/?
Not much. For all of that you need maximum few hours if you are beginner but the result is not worth this few hours. Better take your girlfriend or wife somewhere and spend some quality time.
Ok what’s wrong there? Probably everything. Just take a quick look and you will understand why.
One thing is for sure, you will never make money on line with blog that look like
"blessed housewives"

HOW TO MAKE UNSUCCESSFUL BLOG

2009-05-20T02:23:00.000-07:00

Before we start, we will give you our first valuable information, which is priceless, but it's no news since everyone already knows we are crazy and that we are giving it for FREE.

FREE PRICLESS INFORMATION NO 1. - WAIT WITH YOUR VERY BEST IDEAS!!!

Work on them but do not publish them or choose names before you don’t make at least one experimental blog to see how things work. It doesn’t matter how much you respect suggestions that internet money making gurus give you (best regards to our favorite one - Mister Alvin Phang) and how careful you read their material, but one thing is sure: YOU WILL, SOONER OR LATER, MAKE A MISTAKE. Somewhere, somehow, even if not realizing that you are making it. Mister Alvin Phang and other guys are so successful and rich that they can’t really explain to you what is wrong and where exactly you're making a mistake. Sometimes they try doing it, but everyone knows that learning from your own mistakes is for sure the best school that ever existed. That’s why we’ve created a few unsuccessful blogs. Take a quick look at them and you will then know how NOT to make a blog.

Wish you all the best,
Great Internet Swindle group

GREAT INTERNET SWINDLE IS BACK!

2009-03-16T13:31:00.000-07:00

Hi there again,
Don’t worry we are back. This time straight to the top armed with new knowledge.
If you are curious what we have done since our last post shortest answer would be: “spend our time to save your time”.
Why would someone do something like that?
Simply, because we were enough stupid to believe to Google and internet money making gurus (best regards to our favorite one Mister Alvin Phang) and tried to make some money by clicks on Google ads
But honestly speaking we discover many things about great internet swindle, as well as we discover that we were bad students because of bad teachers.
Few months before we told to all of you that we like harder way and that’s exactly how we did it. We are happy to tell you about and in next few posts you will find a lot of useful information. For the beginning, learn how to make unsuccessful blog. And all that for FREE !!! Of course.
Very best
Great Internet Swindle group

MAKE HALF DOLLAR A DAY ONLINE USING OUR SECRET METHOD !!!

2008-12-12T04:17:00.000-08:00

Someone says that good blog is beast who demand fresh food every day. Until now it really looks like. It s already time for new article and we have only 120 unique visitors. Luckily this is not our hobby because it will look like total wasting of time but since it is business we feel ok about. It s just that we are curious about will anyone consider this job like a GREAT! opportunity if we put an ad like this:

click here for:
"GREAT JOB OFFER!!!
WORK FROM HOME - 100% FREE !!!
START MAKING MONEY ONLINE !!!
earn almost half dollar per day !!!"

Well, marketing is a powerful thing... Who knows, if we include some REAL people testimonials, something really successful, like "Oh, i couldn't believe it when i wake up and i found out that i had 3 clicks and that i made 66 cents online. I was soooo happy...!"

Hmmm... Even with fake REAL people testimonials sound like a crap.
Never mind it's just few days since blog start and it would be stupid to make any conclusions. Beside we believe in what we do and we are stronger then ever. WE KNOW WE CAN DO IT!!!
We follow instructions of great online money making gurus, then implement all 5 SECRETS that we got for FREE!!! (worth exactly 47$) from Mister Alvin Phang and then we went even further. We have nice funny picture and we are not shame to admit that we went so far that we use feng-shui system when choosing colours for page. What do you say NOW Mister Alvin and friends??? You never go so far! So if you make 10 dollars we will make 2o! And please, look at the picture on top of the page. You think it s just because it s somehow connecetd with blog title and because it s funny??? BEEEEEEP!!! THE ANSWER IS WRONG!!! It s because it s Chinese year of the mouse. So we have great teachers, chi energy is spreading in positive way what will directly produce flourishing of our blog and we have few 100% unique, handwritten articles. And yes, we believe they are ok, even funny sometimes. So what's the problem then???
Problem is that we still have very low traffic. Actually it s miracle that we have any traffic at all. It can be good sign?!? Do you know why?
It s because our or your blog is just a drop in the ocean. Of course we could tell you that before you made blog but would you stay with us if we did???. Come on be honest. Will you stay with us if we told you like :"Hey, we have something great to propose you. Why you don t make a blog. It means you sit and write for hours and hours and hours and then you publish this on your blog and then.....and then nobody come to read your page."
So yes my friend, you are just a drop in the Ocean, an atom in Universe and you desperately need traffic on your blog same as we.
What to do now???

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!!

HOW TO MAKE BLOG? - 5 TOP SECRETS

2008-12-10T08:37:00.000-08:00

Of course, we will not explain to you how to make a blog. There is so much information about it available on line. But, we will make the whole story shorter, so please read this to the end because it will save your time.
There are many places where you can start your blog for free, but maybe the most simple way is here, on the blogger. You will need to open a google account. We suggest to think a little bit about it before you just type any name. You will need to type so many times that e-mail name, the passwords, the username and the further blog URL that you can not even imagine right now. So select something easy to remember, the shortest you can and try to stick on the same password everywhere you register later on. Believe us, it will be very very useful in the future. How do we know??? As you can see our name is greatinternetswindle.
Never mind, our password is even longer. Stupid way to punish yourself.

After about 1 hour "easy, simple 3 steps and 1 minute registration" is done.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Now you are a proud owner of a blog.
It's a question of time and the money will start dropping on your account. Be honest, where are you right now??? Bahamas? Maldives? Cancun? Driving porch? Moving to Beverly Hills? Gambling in Las Vegas? Sorry, but too early for dreams. It's time for some real action.
Let's see what the famous blogging guru Alvin Phang has to say about how to make a successful blog: 5 powerful secrets that will bring you to the blogger elite, straight to the top.
Are you ready?
Well, you better be because when you hear these secrets your dream might become true and sometimes it could be difficult if you are not ready for your dream.

So what does Mister Alvin have for us???
Mister Alvin started his teaching like all other famous teachers during history by posing a question. It's a difficult one and you need to choose the right answer in order to continue, so be careful.
Mister Alvin asks you :"Would You Like To Work Part Time And To Earn Full Time Income At The Comfort Of Your Own Home?"

Ok, if your answer is something like :"no I would prefer to work full time and earn half time income on some shitty, ugly, cold , polluted, humid and dirty place" sorry. You are not cut for this job.
On the other hand if your answer is yes , then you are just the right person according to Mister Alvin.

Here are his TOP 5 SECRETS to blogging:

Secret no 1. CONTENT IS KING

And then, the good old Al just can't believe that you can hear or understand him well so quickly, because the information he gave you was very secret and unpredictable. So he tells you - "Yes, you hear me right." It probably means: no, I am not crazy and I don't tell lies - Content is king.
"Content is the most important in creating any blog. Without good content, will readers actually bother to come back to read your site......"
WOW!!! What a secret. We would never figure out something like that by ourselves. Anyway, we chose to go straight to the top and not to take any risk, so we decided to have a similar content as Mister Alvin's. Clever, isn't it?

Secret no.2 FIND A GOOD NICHE TOPIC

Thanks for this Al. We did the best we could.

Secret no.3 FORUMS
"Go to forums. Join communities that are related to your topics. Put your signature link to forum postings... this will give you free traffic from visiting forum members."

How many of them??? A hundred a thousand, dozens of thousands??? To me it looks like he wanted to have 5 secrets but he actually has only 4 . That's why he put this one. But he inserted it in the 3rd place because Mister Alvin knows that we are too stupid to figure out how he clever is.

Secret no.4 INSTAL FEEDBURNER

-"If you have a blog and you are not getting indexed by Google you must install FeedBurner to your site. FeedBurner will help you announce to search engines what you have posted on to your blog." http://www.feedburner.com/

Well this information is more useful then the real secret, but ok Al, go on. We follow You and we are ready to count the money. You are the shepard.

Secret no 5. REGISTER WITH TECHNORATI.COM

Submit your blog to Blog Search Engine. One very famous Blog Search Engine you must know is http://www.technorati.com/
Mister Alvin says it's VERY useful and we do believe him. We are just curious to know wher's the secret, if we already know about it. In fact, Mister Alvin says "you must know". Not such a big secret, but all right.

Good old Al, he is really crazy because he shares these informations with us for FREE!!! But on the other hand he knows the price. That's strange, if You ask us. Because he gives us this secrets for free, but he says that they are worth exactly 47$. Not 46, not 48, exactly 47$. But yes we are lucky bastards and we've got it for free. Now, we give these fabulous secrets also for FREE. Can you believe it???

AND THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

Mister Alvin is a rich man and he judges the value in a different way than we do. So, maybe in his world these informations are 47 $ worth. But for us??? For us it's much more. It's at least 99$.
So, we are even more crazy than Mister Alvin Phang. Compared to us he is a pussy. He has more then we do and he gives less.

One more reason to stay with us

EUREKA!!!

2008-12-09T05:35:00.000-08:00

Ok. It's though time again. Some wars are ending but many more are starting, mother Earth is screaming for help, rock& roll is dead and businessmen are drinking your wine. Your pocket is mostly empty and you desperately need some extra money. And it also means an extra job.
What should you do?
Eureka!
You're gonna make money online!
And you are thinking the right way. I mean, why not? So many people have already made money that way!
Then you will ask yourself a question like: "Am I really smart, skilled and good enough to make money online?"
Well, maybe you are not the best one, but please believe me, you are not the most stupid person in this job. There are so many potential candidates for that prestige title on the web and most probably you are just too far away to enter the real competition. It means that you really need to have talent for that.

After our last phrase your Ego is supposed to feel pleasantly relaxed and safe so that we can continue.

What are you gonna do first?
Very probably, the same as we did, you will try to find some information online. Correct? Please remember that moment very well and start counting the time you've spent for such a purpose.
What happens then?
Let's say you are searching for "make money online" on Yahoo! You literary have more then 2 billion potential results. For other relevant keywords is more or less the same . And all this people are telling same to you about making money online: it s quick and instant, it s easy, it s huge amount of money, it s absolutely FREE!, that's job you can do it from home in free time and that any idiot can do it. But if you go little bit deeper it also means that you are idiot because you already don t make money online and that you supposed to be thankful and kiss their ass because they are so good to tell you everything about.
And GUESS? Thats not ALL.
ALL THAT ABSOLUTELY - 100% - FOR FREE!
Some of those people go really very far. They even tell you they are undertaking the risk because other people gonna think they are crazy because they give you huge number of so valuable informations for free. But what else they can do when they are soooo good harted persons? It s true they will also make some money but this come later.
Ok, you are in and you gonna give a try. What you can loose? Ok little bit of time maybe, but not too much since it s quick and instant money. But the rest looks like game. I mean just take a look on ads on this page. Everything is like in dream.
You choose few pages to see whats about, then few more pages and then some more.
To save your time you will come to the point that the best idea for beginer is to make a "BLOG"

WHO ARE WE AND HOW IT ALL STARTED

2008-12-08T09:59:00.000-08:00

AS WE HAVE PROMISED BEFORE, HERE IS SOMETHING MORE ABOUT US AND ABOUT OUR PROJECT.

WHO ARE WE?

Ok, let's start. This is probably the only place on web that's connected with us and where we intend to be totally honest. After all, being honest is of primary importance and it will also give some style to this whole game we're playing. Today, we are rapidly enlarging a group of simple and normal people who are able to think for them selves and which hide under the name greatinternetswindle. And of course, we are here - just like you - because of the money!

BUT PLEASE, LET'S SPEAK HONESTLY! IT IS MUCH MORE THAN JUST MONEY !!!

HOW IT STARTED AND WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT?

Everything started just a few months ago when some old friends met and decided to try making some money online. No, not big money like somebody may think. It was more like - "ok let's just make some beer and stuff money ".

Since nobody has ever had any previous experience in making money online, we therefore tried to follow informations given by some "famous money-making gurus" such as: Alvin Phang with his magic atomic blogging money maker, and another guy as well who thought it was so funny to call himself a "Rich Jerk"... And so on and so on...

And guess what? It is absolutely true when they say they are not telling you lies. They are telling you BULLSHIT.

I mean, yes, you can find many useful tips for blogers, shortcuts for beginners, improvements, and etc. by reading their material, but be sure about one thing:

ALL OF THEM ARE JUST SAYING BULLSHIT FROM THE VERY START. FIRST OF ALL, IT IS NOT EASY. SECONDLY, IT S NOT THAT QUICK. BUT THE LAST AND MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT IT IS DEFENITELY NOT FOR EVERYBODY.

Now, because we like it hard, and because we have all the time in the world we need and because we like to think that we are not just anybody, we're gonna stick to it and we're gonna MAKE SOME MONEY.

So just stay with us and you will get the BEST information you can get on making money online and what is the most important thing its going to be in real time.