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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #22 &#8211; Take Your Clothes Off (Only For Attractive Women Of Age)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Along with the stipulation of only being for attractive women of age (who are not related to me), this rule is only to be followed in the cold winter months. The greenies tell us to wear a sweater or two &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/12/16/climate-rising-tip-22-take-your-clothes-off-only-for-attractive-women-of-age/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>For every 10 subscribers, we&#8217;ll saran wrap a Prius</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, we&#8217;ve already offered you incentive for subscribing by telling you that for every 5 subscribers, we&#8217;ll pour a bottle of bleach on a tree. We&#8217;ve decided that we will add a new subscription incentive after every 10 &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/for-every-10-subscribers-well-saran-wrap-a-prius/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #21 &#8211; Send Text Messages Via Mail</title>
		<link>https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/climate-rising-tip-21-send-text-messages-via-mail/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Much like the U.S. House of Representatives can solve the healthcare problem as they&#8217;re solving the College Football BCS problem, I can solve two problems at once. However, the problems I solve are more important than the problems they solve. &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/climate-rising-tip-21-send-text-messages-via-mail/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #20 &#8211; Only Cook With Easy Bake Ovens</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve mentioned that we should all eat a lot of food, particularly meat, but I haven&#8217;t told you how to cook it in the most inefficient way possible. These days, modern cooking appliances &#8211; stoves, ovens, microwaves &#8211; are designed &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/12/09/climate-rising-tip-20-only-cook-with-easy-bake-ovens/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #19 – Forget Plastic. Forget Paper. Use Copper.</title>
		<link>https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/365/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[You may not know this, mortal, but the way you use money can make a huge impact on the economy. According to my calculations, billions of monetary transactions are made every day. If everyone wasted just a tad of energy &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/365/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #18 &#8211; Fly A Kite Through A Wind Farm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Quick. Think of a well known man from America&#8217;s history who flew a kite for a good cause. If you didn&#8217;t think of Benjamin Franklin, you&#8217;re wrong. The answer is Benjamin Franklin. He supposedly tied a key to a kite, &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/06/04/climate-rising-tip-18-fly-a-kite-through-a-wind-farm/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #17 &#8211; Spray Paint Solar Panels White</title>
		<link>https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/climate-rising-tip-17-spray-paint-solar-panels-white/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 12:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[First California thinks about banning all black cars. Now the United States Secretary of Energy wants us all to paint our roofs white. One can deduct two simple facts from these stories: Things that are black run inefficiently. Especially when &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/climate-rising-tip-17-spray-paint-solar-panels-white/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #16 &#8211; Dump Crap Into Bodies Of Water</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Greenies hate it when we put stuff in bodies of water. We could probably pour some water into water and they would rally against it. We&#8217;re allowed to dump things on land, so why can&#8217;t we dump things in &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/climate-rising-tip-16-dump-crap-into-bodies-of-water/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #15 &#8211; Defend Yourself With An Anti-Green Gun</title>
		<link>https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/04/20/climate-rising-tip-15-defend-yourself-with-an-anti-green-gun/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[The Summer Go Anti Green Tour: Brown Out The Nation]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve been reading the blog lately, you know that my safety is now constantly threatened by vengeful Greenies. You also know that I&#8217;m going on a summer Anti-Green tour. On this tour, I&#8217;m going to encounter plenty of people. &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/04/20/climate-rising-tip-15-defend-yourself-with-an-anti-green-gun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Climate-Rising Tip #14 &#8211; Steal A Tray Monday</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Some cafeterias across the nation participate in a terrible, terrible tradition of &#8220;Trayless Tuesdays&#8221;. Trayless Tuesdays are a travesty. Zach B from Hastings has one word to describe Trayless Tuesdays &#8211; &#8220;Disgusting.&#8221; Disgusting indeed. Well said Zach. What happens on &#8230; <a href="https://goantigreen.wordpress.com/2009/01/21/climate-rising-tip-14-steal-a-tray-monday/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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