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Star Trek Starfleet Command Cufflinks

Conner Flynn — Fri, 25 May 2012 17:11:14 +0000

When attending formal Starfleet functions it is best to make sure that your uniform is clean, free of wrinkles and that you have your Starfleet insignia on your uniform. It also doesn’t hurt to wear these Star Trek Starfleet Command Cufflinks. Everyone in attendance will notice what a good officer you are and compliment you [...]

Robeez Soft Soles Star Wars Yoda Slippers

Conner Flynn — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:43:16 +0000

These Robeez Soft Soles Star Wars Yoda Slippers will make a Jedi out of your infants and toddlers. Experience the softer side of the Jedi Master. You will get one Yoda for each foot with gentle suede uppers and outsoles and an elasticized back. They are not only comfy,but cute. And you will be able [...]

Lord of the Rings Keychain: The One Ring

Conner Flynn — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:39:03 +0000

This Lord Of The Rings Keychain: The One Ring is a super geeky way to keep your keys together. It can be your precious. Just make sure that you don’t become corrupted by the ring. You might end up like Gollum. This may be the simplest keychain ever, since it is a ring, but it [...]

Mini Mummy & Monster Spatula

Conner Flynn — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:27:00 +0000

I can’t cook a boiled egg, but I know that some people are real monsters in the kitchen. For those people who want to have a monster mash in the kitchen, check out this Mini Mummy & Monster Spatula. It’s perfect for Halloween or whenever you just want to add some fun to your baking. You [...]

Game of Thrones Season 2 Coaster Set

Conner Flynn — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:24:34 +0000

Fans of the Game of Thrones series will want to set their mugs of meed on these coasters from the Game of Thrones Season 2 Coaster Set. Especially if you have already bought the original Game of Thrones Coasters that we showed you awhile back. You get a set of 4 coasters that display the [...]

CameraTab Tripod & Windshield Mount For iPad

Conner Flynn — Fri, 25 May 2012 14:09:14 +0000

If you need your iPad on a tripod, or on a windshield, then the CameraTab Tripod & Windshield Mount For iPad is the perfect solution. The tripod is sold seperately, but this Universal Tripod Adapter will allow you to sit your iPad 1, 2, or 3 directly on to your Tripod. That could come in very [...]

Day of the Dead Corkscrew

Ryan Cooper — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:41:03 +0000

The Day of the Dead is an annual Mexican holiday celebrated on November 1st where family and friends gather to remember loved ones that have died. However, you can celebrate it every day with a bottle of wine and this Day of the Dead Corkscrew. Even if you’ve never heard of the Day of the [...]

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ryan Cooper — Fri, 25 May 2012 09:22:41 +0000

We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends you can offer them a squirt of this hand sanitizer, [...]

Geek Pride Day T-Shirts

James Kelly — Fri, 25 May 2012 07:01:32 +0000

For those of you that didn’t know, May 25 is Geek Pride Day…Chosen because it commemorates the release of the first Star Wars film, this is the perfect day to show everyone that you’re a geek and proud of it. And one of the easiest ways to show your pride is with a very cool [...]

Zero-Gravity Lounger

Marty Shaw — Fri, 25 May 2012 04:19:35 +0000

The sun is out and the swimming pool beckons. All you need is the Zero-Gravity Lounger to complete your mission of laziness and leisure. Made from a rust-resistant steel frame that will withstand rain, snow, and chlorine, the Lounger responds to your body weight and reclines with you, allowing you to kick back a little [...]

Cardboard Unicorn Head

James Kelly — Fri, 25 May 2012 00:26:56 +0000

Not quite the real thing, but still worthy of mounting, this Cardboard Unicorn Head will make a fun addition to any believers room, office, or entertainment area. Made from recycled cardboard, you can spend a few minutes adding personal touches to the design as you build this puzzle….maybe eyes or some color? If you really [...]

The LomoKino MUBI Edition

James Kelly — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:40:12 +0000

GeekAlerts has shown you the cool style and designs of the Lomography Cameras in the past, and just a few days ago we should you the LomoKino 35mm Film Movie Camera. Since we always strive for the latest and greatest here, we figured you would want to take a look at this special edition LomoKino. [...]

Bug Pops

Conner Flynn — Thu, 24 May 2012 19:22:25 +0000

It will be summer soon so it will be a good time to cool off with some popsicles. Why not make a different kind of popsicle? Something fun and playful. Like these Bug Pops. You get of 6 popsicle molds shaped like bugs, so there’s no need to bug out when the heat gets to [...]

Bloody Knife Spatula

Conner Flynn — Thu, 24 May 2012 19:15:05 +0000

If you are planning some sort of Dexter themed kitchen or a horror themed restaurant, you’ll want to have this Bloody Knife Spatula in the kitchen. This spatula has a blood splatter print on both sides. The silicone head is scratch resistant and non-stick and is also heat resistant up to 600 °F / 315 °C. [...]

Ghostbusters Logo Cufflink Set

Conner Flynn — Thu, 24 May 2012 14:59:32 +0000

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Hopefully someone wearing this Ghostbusters Logo Cufflink Set. That’s how you spot a professional ghostbuster. If you have these, you must be a part of the crew. Just pretend. The ladies will love it. These cute cufflinks will dress up any piece of attire. [...]

Star Wars LEGO Pens

Conner Flynn — Thu, 24 May 2012 14:33:10 +0000

When you combine LEGO with Star Wars the results are always awesome. Like these Star Wars LEGO Pens. These ballpoint pens write in black ink and you can mix and match the pieces. Several characters are available like Yoda, R2-D2, C-3PO, Darth Vader, Luke and more. These pens also feature a molded grip for writing [...]

Aqua Force Crossbow

Conner Flynn — Thu, 24 May 2012 14:30:53 +0000

Summer is coming so get out those water balloons and load them up in this Aqua Force Crossbow. Somebody is going to get wet. There is no better way to cool off than with water balloon warfare. This crossbow will fire right out of the box, with ‘pull-and-release’ action that will launch your projectiles up [...]

Cat Silicone Case For Apple iPad 3rd Generation

Conner Flynn — Thu, 24 May 2012 14:00:44 +0000

Those who have cats running around their home will fall in love with this Cat Silicone Case For Apple iPad 3rd Generation. What better way to protect your iPad than with a case with a built in cat. This blue case is compact, lightweight, & stylish. It has openings for the headphone jack, charging opening [...]

Eye Glasses Digital Camera

Patra Beaulieu — Thu, 24 May 2012 12:44:48 +0000

What looks to be a silly hip-hop accessory actually turns out to be a surprisingly sophisticated piece of electronic equipment in the shape of geeky eyewear. Introducing the Eye Glasses Digital Camera. At your next hip hop gathering, serve some funky cold medinas and don’t forget to add Hip Hopsicle ice cubes to them. When you wear your [...]

Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce

James Kelly — Thu, 24 May 2012 09:35:29 +0000

For those of you that need it spelled out, the Ass Blaster Outhouse Hot Sauce name should make it quite obvious that this hot sauce means business. Made from a combination of habanero peppers and capsicum extract with a few other goodies thrown in, you can expect to feel the burning sensation from start to [...]

Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

James Kelly — Thu, 24 May 2012 05:38:03 +0000

Churchgoers, adult entertainers, Big Bang Theory fans, and just about everyone else has their own personal beliefs about coitus. Maybe you’re like Dr. Sheldon Copper and have no desire to dabble in the pleasure of it, or maybe you can relate to Howard Wolowitz (pre-Bernadette) and his constant chase of anything female. Either way, wearing [...]

Limited Edition Jubilee Commemorative Solar Queen

Patra Beaulieu — Thu, 24 May 2012 00:33:22 +0000

Congratulations to Queen Elizabeth II for her 60-year reign on the British throne. In honor of her service, Kikkerland has created a Limited Edition Jubilee Commemorative Solar Queen that waves when her purse is activated by light, just in time for the queen’s Diamond Jubilee. Unique features on this particular solar queen toy are her [...]

Slice N’ Serve Pizza Cutter and Server

Patra Beaulieu — Wed, 23 May 2012 22:33:32 +0000

Does your dad love pizza? If so, he would appreciate a new, all-in-one pizza cutter such as the Slice N’ Serve Pizza Cutter Server as a Father’s Day gift. I know something your dad doesn’t love and that’s doing dishes. By using the Slice N’ Serve, he only has to wash one utensil and that utensil happens to [...]

Superhero Earrings

Conner Flynn — Wed, 23 May 2012 19:30:36 +0000

Any geek with pierced ears will want to get their lobes on these Superhero Earrings. These officially-licensed Marvel and DC earrings are stylish and look great. They geek up your ears and also keep things classy. There are 6 styles to choose from. They are made from surgical stainless steel and you can choose from [...]