Gay Stoners

Smoke & Then Suck On A Diet Slurpee

Gay Stoners — Wed, 16 May 2012 09:01:52 PDT

Here is something you can suck and salivate on while satiating that vicious oral fixation that has been getting you in trouble since junior high school. Put that fluorescent colored spoon straw against your lips and suck down some of this sugar free Slurpee… that’s right… fucking Slurpee Lite! Check out the full story. I [...]

Sister Indica Is Up In Smoke

Gay Stoners — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:24:25 PDT

Every once in a while, more often than less, you should give thanks to our generous Universe. A moment to take time and give gratitude for sweet weed, salty guys, and the tasty goodness that is day to day. Who better to lead you on this trek to thankfulness than Sister Indica of The Los [...]

Hottie Smoking Pottie: Open Wide

Gay Stoners — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:42:06 PDT

Smooth, blonde, and boyish is a good combo (I also enjoy Combos). There is a wide mouth bass fish joke here, but frankly… I’m too high to reference it exactly. Good times!

Hottie Smoking Pottie – Big Sack

Gay Stoners — Fri, 11 May 2012 13:04:29 PDT

Damn, that’s a big sack you got there on your lap. Also, that’s an impressive bong, the ice chamber atop is really working for me. Now suck…

Offensive Or Fantastic – The Chinese Dwarf Empire

Gay Stoners — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:04:43 PDT

First things first… no Smurf jokes. Offensive or fantastic, like Lisa Lampanelli, the two are often one in the same. I can’t get this video out of my head after Mr. McKeon shared this. This video is truly bizarre and worthy of a fresh bowl. Pack it, push your shorter friends to the side, press [...]

Rhea Litre Is Serving Some Sativa

Gay Stoners — Thu, 10 May 2012 09:37:02 PDT

Certainly one of our most favorite photos to be posted here on GS… this bitch isn’t kidding around. Serving aesthetic androgynous perfection, fierce face flanked with feathers, a lone colored cocktail, and a pricey designer European bong right where it should be… Rhea Litre falls in two of our categories… absolutely a “hottie smoking pottie” [...]

Ever Had A Bong Boner?

Gay Stoners — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 08:11:23 PDT

It’s thick, it’s solid, it’s ready to have your lips wrapped around it and fill your mouth with it’s white reward. Don’t gag… only rookies gag. Bong Boner. Try it. You’ll like it.

Gay Stoner Says: Coitus Magazine is a Must Have

Gay Stoners — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 07:35:11 PDT

I haven’t steered you wrong before so trust me when I tell you to get yourself a subscription to Coitus Magazine. They continue to produce excellent art direction with artful and sophisticated homoerotic editorial shots that shamelessly sell overpriced clothes with underdressed boys. I’m buying. Their fourth issue, “Fuck Yeah Francisco” features a pictorial titled [...]

Man Meat Sandwich: Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum, & Joe Manganiello

Gay Stoners — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 07:05:06 PDT

I wish I could click my new Nike’s together and suddenly be sandwiched between this meaty mass of men… Chris Hemsworth, Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello attend some grand opening party in New York City for IWC Boutique yesterday strategically building up the homo hype for their soon to be released stripper movie, “Magic Mike”. [...]

Hottie Smoking Pottie Is Doing It Sweaty

Gay Stoners — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:31:48 PDT

There is nothing wrong with a sweaty smoke session. As your trainer would say, “If you’re not sweating you’re doing something wrong”. If you’re going to do it, no matter what it is… that joint, your day, your job, or that dude you’re having dinner with tonight… do it hard.. do it until you sweat. [...]

Nice Sack

Gay Stoners — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:56:05 PDT

A nice little handful… I bet it’s tasty.

Light Up & Listen: GusGus – Arabian Horse

Gay Stoners — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:43:42 PDT

I’ve been all over this track as of late. Arabian Horse, GusGus’s title track off their latest album. I don’t know if it’s new or old… I just know it’s sexy, smart, and if this song was a dude I’d pound the bottom out of him to the beat of this track. Good times. Thought [...]

New Developments In Pot & HIV Treatment

Gay Stoners — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 20:47:25 PDT

Check this out. These are some seriously interesting results from this study dealing with pot and the treatment of HIV. We all know someone who should hear this news… pass it along… and pass me that joint. Researchers have reported that when healthy cells were placed in a sample dish with the human immunodeficiency virus [...]

Gay Stoner Says: Share Your Smoke Shirtless

Gay Stoners — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 11:17:06 PDT

Sharing is caring… doing it shirtless means you really care. In this month that we celebrate conservation, being “green”, and reusable energy… I think that this photo conveys that relevant message of renew, reuse, and repurpose. Sharing tokes saves green and often leads to much more pleasurable sessions. Share your smoke… shirtless.

Joe Jonas Shirtless at Coachella

Gay Stoners — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:52:18 PDT

He’s probably not gay and not cool enough to be a stoner… but he’s hot and shirtless… and that’s half way to gay anyway. Check out Joe Jonas dude’ing it all up shirtless at Coachella…

Hottie Smoking Pottie: Double Fisting It

Gay Stoners — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:10:20 PDT

I completely understand your excitement. Shirtless joint toking is very exciting! Sure… thanks, I’ll definitely take some puffs on that. I don’t want to be greedy, but I’ll be sample both selections. First on this then on that and repeat…

Hottie Smoking Pottie: Some Like It Hot

Gay Stoners — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:12:13 PDT

Some like it a little, some like it a lot, I like it with pot, and I like it on top… and most definitely I like it hot. Thanks for the submission. Keep them coming…

Rihanna Celebrates 420 on Twitter

Gay Stoners — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:46:48 PDT

We all can’t say it… so she did. Keep it real Rihanna.

Chris Evans Shirtless, Hairy, & Sexy for Details

Gay Stoners — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:05:03 PDT

Are you kidding me with this hotness that Details is gifting us with this month. I feel like Chris Evans is evolving aesthetically into the type of guy he would like to sleep with. He’s sorta serving up some otter meets cub gone gym bunny… This cover and super hot spread has me wanting to [...]

‘Ted’s’ Bong Toke: Is the MPAA softening its drug policy?

Gay Stoners — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:37:30 PDT

Interesting article over at The LA Times today regarding MPAA and drug references… specifically the movie Ted with DILF’y Mark Wahlberg’s newest flick, Ted. Check it out…