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Super Ninza Strikes : Play Flash Games

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All Gif All Animation: crazy / sexy / awkward - The Pool Party

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All Gif All Animation: crazy / sexy / awkward - The Pool Party

KARTHIK CALLING KARTHIK - WATCH ONLINE FREE : LINKS ARE AVAILABLE

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Watch Bangladesh and England Live Cricket - 2010

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Match Coverage

Hours of play (local time): 14.00 start, First Session 14.00-17.30, Interval 17.30-18.15, Second Session 18.15-21.45

32°C | Haze (14:50 local time) View forecast on

- Bangladesh home | squad
- England home | squad
- Match officials

Reports & features

Preview - Bangladesh can cause England problems News - Proud Cook warns against complacency Bulletin - England field first as Kieswetter debuts

Bangladesh 122/4 (23.2 ov)

England

England won the toss and elected to field

Bangladesh RR 5.22
Last 5 ovs 18/1 RR 3.60

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Current time: 15:46 local, 09:46 GMT

ODI career

Batsmen

Runs

This bowler

Last 5 ovs

Mat

Runs

Ave

*Mushfiqur Rahim (rhb)

50.00

2 (7b)

5 (10b)

1105

23.02

Tamim Iqbal (lhb)

120.28

4 (7b)

10 (16b)

2156

154

29.53

Bowlers

Econ

This spell

Mat

Wkts

BBI

Ave

*Graeme Swann (ob)

3.2

3.30

3.2-0-11-1

5/28

28.87

Paul Collingwood (rm)

3.0

4.33

3-1-13-0

174

101

6/31

37.99

Recent overs . . . . . . | . 1 1 . 1 . | 1 1 1 1 1 1 | . 1

Current partnership 10 runs, 3.5 overs, RR: 2.60 (Mushfiqur Rahim 5, Tamim Iqbal 5)

Last Bat Shakib Al Hasan c †Prior b Swann 12 (28b 0x4 0x6) SR: 42.85

Fall of wicket: 112/4 (19.3 ov); Partnership: 30 runs, 7.2 overs, RR: 4.09 (Shakib Al Hasan 12, Tamim Iqbal 18)

What a Hot Ride !! Tit flops out !!

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Drunken Bathtube Party

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The World's Worst Parents

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EJB.com - Video - Mom vs Dirt Bike

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Share Your favourite Wallpaper: Wild Animal Life : Picture Series 2

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Share Your favourite Wallpaper: Wild Animal Life

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Big In Brazil

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:46:00 +0000

Big In Brazil

by AP Staff

February 15, 2010

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) -- Geisy Arruda is dancing proof that nowhere is transformation more achievable than in Brazil's Carnival, ripe with fantasy and metamorphosis.

The 20-year-old college student from a poor family gained worldwide attention last fall when she was expelled for wearing a miniskirt to class. Three months and four plastic surgeries later, she will parade Monday at the helm of a top-tier Rio de Janeiro samba group's parade float -- her third high-profile spot in this year's three largest Carnival parades.

Arruda said she will parade in a "Carnivalized" version of the pink dress she wore when she was hounded out of class by catcalling students -- a piece of cloth that will show off her newly sculpted body.

"I confess, I'm a vain girl, and the changes I've made have given me the confidence I need to dance in these Carnivals," Arruda told The Associated Press. "The entire world is looking at every part of you. They demand a lot of Brazilian women during Carnival, you have to be perfect, impeccable.

Arruda was forced to put on a professor's white coat and was escorted from class by police Oct. 22 amid a hail of insults and curses from other students. Videos of the incident went viral on the Internet.

The uproar caused her college to take disciplinary action -- against her, not those who belittled the jovial blonde. She was expelled for what officials called provocative behavior in a country widely known for revealing clothing.

A national outcry ensued, and Arruda was quickly reinstated.

But she never returned, saying initially that she feared for her safety. Instead she went under the wing of a few stylists and hairdressers in Sao Paulo who saw her battle as one against sexism and discrimination in Brazil's macho culture.

Arruda's physical transformation came through liposuction that removed 11 pounds (5 kilograms) of fat from her abdominal region. Part of that fat was then injected into her face to make her cheekbones more prominent, and, this being Brazil, much of the rest was added to her rear to give it more oomph. She also had breast augmentation surgery and countless other non-surgical aesthetic treatments.

All was paid for through donations collected by her hairdresser, Arruda said.

Fernando de Barros e Silva, a columnist for the Folha de S. Paulo newspaper, wrote in Monday's edition that there was

nothing wrong with the attention being paid to Arruda.

"There still exists, perhaps, the temptation to criticize the fascination of the girl and her disposable fame," he wrote. "But why? She's not more vulgar than the media's appetite for her. She's not more frivolous than celebrity journalism and it's consumers."

All of which, perhaps, is over intellectualizing the situation -- especially given Arruda's happy-go-lucky attitude.

While she says she was disgusted by being driven from school and plans to return as soon as possible, in virtually the same breath she reveals she is enjoying her accidental fame.

At the end of an interview, she paused for a split second, then asked: "Will you be needing any photos for this story?

There are old ones of me floating around in the media, and I definitely want you to have more recent photos that show the new me."

LOVE SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:59:00 +0000

As I sit alone
I remember those beautiful moments
We spent together
I want to be with you again
Love you honey …

I’m so deeply in love with you

I’m not there by your side
But my heart’s right there with yours
Miss you!

With every breath I take
With every song in sing
I think about you
The love and care
With which you entered into my life
Sweetheart I’m missing you a lot

When I think of you
I yearn to feel your touch
When I’m with you
I wish the moments wouldn’t fly so fast
Honey, I cant live a single moment without you.

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

It’s a beautiful day
And I am sending hugs n kisses your way
To make it even more beautiful

You came into my life
And made it a wonderful world to live in
You made me feel so special
with all that you do and
all that you say …
from the bottom of my heart
I would like to say just this
You are the one I love and
I will forever keep loving you!
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You’re my first thought in the morning
And every moment in between
I’m lost in your eyes
And the night arrives
You are in my dreams
I love you

If roses could speak the words of my heart
I would send you
The red roses to say
You’ll always be
There in my heart
I love you
Love you
Love you lots
Love you
Love you lots
Miss you a lot sweetheart!
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Enter at your own risk
Coz once you’re in there’s no way out
Think again
Final is it?
You’ve entered in to my heart
You’ll be there forever
I love you

Sweet Poem::::

ONE ONE:: 2
::I LOVE U

tWO tWO::4
::LOVE ME MORE

ThREE THREE::6
;;LOVE IS FIX

FOUR FOUR;;8
:;LOVE IS GREAT

FiVE FIVE::10
;:MISS U*FRIEND*"

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Miss You SMS - Tere khayal se jee churaon kaise,
ek aag dil me lagi hai bujhaon kaise,
meri har saans teri yaad se wabasta hai,
phir to hi bata tujhe bhool jaon kaisy

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Miss You SMS - Yadon ko yad se churaya ap ne,
Door hote hue b apna banaya ap ne,

Kabi bhool nahi paen ge apko hum,
Keun k yaad rakhna bhi sikhaya ap ne.

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Miss You SMS - Yoonhi ankhon se aansoo behte nahin.Kisi or ko hum apna kehte nahin.Ak ap hi ho jo zindagi men ruk se gaay.Warna rukne k leay hum kisi ko kehte nahin.?

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       Miss You SMS - Every TEAR is a sign of
       BROKENESS,


       Every SILENCE is a sign of
       LONELINESS,


       Every SMILE is a sign of
       KINDNESS,


       & every SMS is a sign of
       REMEMBERENCE.. ()

I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

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My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name I cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much I love you, if you wanna know about this. Just search my self in ur heart.

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Tonight we made a memory
even though people filled the room
We ate popcorn, touched and smiled
there was only two . . me and you.

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you came into my life unexpectedly
and everything took a turn for the better
your warm eyes, your laugh
the sincere way you speak
and the kindness u showed me
all became a part of my life.

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“Stars are seen together,
yet they r so far apart…
good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked HEART TO HEART..

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Staying far never breaks relation,
Staying near never builds relation,
Its a link between hearts,
Which never allows us to forget each other.!!

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A sparow was in love with white rose.
One fine day sparrow to rose.
The white rose told her that when turns red
he will love her. Sparrow tore herself and spread her blood onto rose.

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never change your originality for the sake of others bcz it is your world nd none can play your role better than you in this world so be yourself.

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thinking of u ,i hope u r fine i asked god to bless u bcoz u r sweetest frnd of mine@

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Measured By Miles
U r Far 4rm Me,
Measured By Thoughts
U r Closer 2 Me,
Measurd By Closd Eyes
U r Wid Me,
&
.
Measurd By Heart
U r In Me...

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If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart

DOWNLOAD : My Name Is Khan : Shahrukh's Latest Movie

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My Name is Khan (2010)

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Rizvan Khan is an honorable Muslim man from India, living with Asperger's Syndrome, who falls unconditionally for the... more

My Name Is Khan

Soundtrack by Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy
Released	January 4, 2010
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বিচ্ছেদের দাবিতে প্রতারণার সাক্ষী ফেসবুক | বিজ্ঞান প্রযুক্তি | Deutsche Welle | 12.02.2010

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বিচ্ছেদের দাবিতে প্রতারণার সাক্ষী ফেসবুক | বিজ্ঞান প্রযুক্তি | Deutsche Welle | 12.02.2010

স্বামী-স্ত্রীরা একে অপরের সঙ্গে প্রতারণা করছেন ফেসবুকে৷ গোপনে প্রেম কিংবা পরকীয়ার খোঁজও চলে ফেসবুকে৷ আর এই ধারা নাকি দিনকে দিন বাড়ছে৷

তাই বিচ্ছেদের মামলা চালিয়ে থাকেন এমন আইনজীবীরা ফেসবুককে বেছে নিচ্ছেন বিবাহ বিচ্ছেদের কারণ তথা প্রতারণার প্রমাণ হিসেবে৷
সাম্প্রতিক এক জরিপের বরাত দিয়ে নিউ ইয়র্ক পোস্ট জানিয়েছে, ৮২ শতংশ বিবাহ বিষয়ক আইনজীবী মনে করেন, গত পাঁচ বছরে বিচ্ছেদের কারণ হিসেবে সামাজিক নেটওয়ার্কিং সাইটগুলো থেকে নেয়া নানা তথ্য ব্যবহার করা হয়েছে৷
আর যেসব সাইবার তথ্য সাক্ষ্য প্রমাণ হিসেবে ব্যবহার করা হচ্ছে তার একটা বড় অংশ জুড়ে আছে ফেসবুকে প্রেমিক/প্রেমিকাকে পাঠানো বার্তা বা সেখানে প্রকাশিত নানা ছবি৷
বিবাহ বিচ্ছেদে ইন্টারনেটের অবদান নিয়ে এই সমীক্ষা চালিয়েছে অ্যামেরিকান অ্যাকাডেমি অব ম্যাট্রিমোনিয়াল লইয়ার্স৷ সংগঠনটির সহ-সভাপতি কেন আল্টশুলার জানিয়েছেন, গত ছয়মাসে আমি যতজন মক্কেল পেয়েছি তাদের সবার ফেসবুক পাতা রয়েছে৷ আর আমি তাদেরকে প্রথমে যে উপদেশটা দিয়েছি, তাহলো ফেসবুক পাতা বন্ধ কর৷
সমীক্ষায় অংশ নেয়াদের মধ্যে ৬৬ শতাংশ জানিয়েছেন বিবাহ বিচ্ছেদে তারা ফেসবুক থেকে নেয়া বিভিন্ন তথ্য উপাত্ত সাক্ষী হিসেবে ব্যবহার করেছেন৷ অন্যদিকে মাইস্পেস থেকে তথ্য নিয়েছেন ১৫ শতাংশ আর টুইটার থেকে মাত্র ৫ শতাংশ ব্যক্তি৷
আল্টশুলার তাঁর অভিজ্ঞতা থেকে বলেন, কিছুদিন আগে এক মহিলা আমার কাছে এসেছিলেন বিবাহ বিচ্ছেদের দাবি নিয়ে, কারণ ছিল তার স্বামীর মাত্রাতিরিক্ত মদ্যপান৷ কিন্তু আদালতে মহিলার স্বামী জানালো তিনি মদ্যপান মাস কয়েক আগেই ছেড়ে দিয়েছেন৷ তারপরও বাধ সাধলো ফেসবুক৷ সেখানে পাওয়া এক ছবিতে দেখা গেল ভদ্রলোক আদালতে উপস্থিত হবার সপ্তাহ তিনেক আগেও মুখে মারিওয়ানা আর দু'হাতে বিয়ারের বোতল নিয়ে এক পার্টিতে ছবি তুলেছিলেন৷
অনেকে অযথা ফেসবুকে ভুল তথ্য দিয়েও নাকি বিচ্ছেদ মামলার শিকার হচ্ছেন৷ এমনই এক উদাহরণ দিয়ে আল্টশুলার জানান, দিন কয়েক আগে এক মক্কেল এসে জানালো তার স্ত্রী নাকি ফেসবুকে নিজের বিবাহ বিচ্ছেদ হয়ে গেছে বলে খবর দিয়ে নতুন সঙ্গী খুঁজছেন৷ এই দুঃখে আসল বিচ্ছেদ চান তিনি৷ কিন্তু আদালতে সেই মহিলা জানালেন, স্বামী কতটা সহনশীল তা পরীক্ষা করতে ফেসবুকে এমন কথা লিখেছিলেন তিনি৷
আর তাই, আল্টশুলার এর মন্তব্য, কে কে দেখছে তা না জেনেই ফেসবুকে যাতা লিখতে যাবেননা৷ কারণ আপনার মন্তব্যই আপনার সর্বনাশ ডেকে আনতে পারে৷
প্রতিবেদক: আরাফাতুল ইসলাম
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Do You Make These 10 Mistakes That Drive Women Away?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:49:00 +0000

10 Most Dangerous Mistakes That Drive Women Away
Posted Monday December 12,
By 2GirlsTeachSex.com

Dear Friend,

Even the best lovers are often guilty of mistakes in the bedroom... often WITHOUT ever knowing it.

It's just a fact of life.

But that doesn't mean that YOU have to! In this revealing report you'll discover the most common mistakes men make in bed... and... what to do INSTEAD to drive your woman WILD with pleasure. Avoid these 10 mistakes and you'll have better sex the very NEXT time you make love... guaranteed...

Mistake 1. Thinking She is Climaxing When She Isn't

You may think that your lover is having multiple orgasms (or even AN orgasm) when she is not. She may make a bunch of noises, get really wet, and even TELL YOU she is cumming. But is she really?

Grab a Cosmopolitan sometime and look at how many articles and comments on faking orgasms. I'm not saying that YOUR GIRL is faking orgasms EVERY TIME but... chances are there have been a few episodes of love making where she was CRAVING something other than what you were doing.

When this happens women just want it to be over and encourage you to cum. It doesn't mean you are awful in bed; just that being a mindblowing lover EVERY TIME takes some specialized knowledge.

If you are giving your girl orgasms (and absolutely 100% sure of it) then congratulations! You're one of the few guys who is ACTUALLY pleasing a woman REALLY WELL. But if you're not, it is crucial that you learn how...

Mistake #2) Not Giving Her a Variety of Sexual Experiences

A lot of guys who are new to sex - or are used to having sex with the same woman - tend to forget that women want different KINDS of sexual EXPERIENCES.

You might think that changing positions a few times and varying the speed of your thrusting is a different type of sex. But it is not.

Women thrive on emotions. Sometimes they want to be taken, sometimes they want it hard, and sometimes they want to make love.

If you are NOT talking during sex and creating a strong emotional experience for her she CAN'T be totally fulfilled. Women want strong emotional experiences in bed.

Let's look at an example.

Women love bad boys because of the emotions that a bad boy inspires in them. It is why when women cheat it is often with a "bad boy." However, you don't need to be bad boy to create bad boy emotions within her in the bedroom. Just be a bad boy yourself by spanking her, talking dirty, and giving it to her good!

Women also love very suave, romantic types. Think of the cheesy paperback romance novels or current tv shows (Nip Tuck) they read with that long-haired douchebag on a horse (aka Fabio) on the cover.

Now, I'm not saying you should grow long hair, huge man boobs, and start riding a horse... but what you can do is mix up your lovemaking with some romantic sessions in which you are telling your girl how beautiful she is to you and how much you love her.

Get it?

The skinny is this:

You NEED to give your lover a variety of sexual experiences... and you can give them all to her YOURSELF... but you have to mix it up!

Mistake #3) Forgetting To Be A MAN

Ask any 100 women off of the street and 99 of them will tell you that they want a man that TAKES CONTROL.

That said, she wants YOU to call the shots!

Yes you read that right. Your girl DOES want you to take control in the bedroom, to flip her around and do her doggystyle without asking, and to do what YOU want!

Women are programmed to respond to strong, authoritative, confident men. It signifies that you are a protector, a leader, and a suitable mate.

Sure, it's ok to ask her if she is enjoying something... but this is mostly reserved to specific technique when you are "going down". Save the talk about actual positions she liked for AFTER you are done.

Now don't get me wrong - you are not making her a slave here but rather leading with authority and masculine strength. Once you start doing this you will be able to do many things with her in the bedroom that she earlier would not do. Many guys often think she is just uptight and her not being sexual if she doesn't want to do something... when in reality she just needs you to be a man and guide her with your strength. You'll be amazed at just how powerfully she responds!

Mistake #4) Thinking Sex Isn't That Important To Her

If you want to know how much women LOVE sex... just think about how loudly they scream in the bedroom when they are getting it good! You won't ever hear a guy screaming like that!

You might THINK that your sex drive is much higher than your girls because YOU are usually the one initiating sex with her. But...

As hard as it is to swallow, recognize that if your girl doesn't want to have sex it is NOT because she doesn't want to. Unfortunately, it's probably because you just aren't getting her off.

Fortunately this is an easy fix, and in a moment we'll talk about how to do it...

Mistake #5) Being Silent/Emotionless in Bed

You may think that it is "cheesy" or "creepy" to talk romantically or dirty in bed. (you may think its weird to talk at all in bed) However, women HATE silent, mechanical sex. Why?

Let's hit this again my friend: Women THRIVE one emotion.

Dirty talk or romantic talk are EXCELLENT at giving your girl STRONG EMOTIONS in bed.

And strong emotions = STRONG ORGASMS.

Never think that it is solely your physical parts or motions you are making that get your girl off. The most POWERFUL FEMALE ORGASMS are triggered by her mind, not by her physical body. Unlock her mind through dirty talk, romantic talk, and emotional talk WHILE having sex and your girl will experience the strongest orgasms of her life.

Mistake #6) Trading Dinners/Flowers/etc To Get Sex From Her

Many men mistakenly think that women aren't interested in sex (we already discussed how this is incorrect thinking) and that they have to "trade something" with their girl for sex. This is why you see so many guys trying to have sex with their girl by first taking her out to a nice dinner or buying her gifts. While doing nice things for your girl is awesome, it should NEVER be with the intention of GETTING SEX. When you have to trade something to get sex from your girl realize that this is PROOF that you are not good enough in bed. It is proof that she does not like sex with you since in order to DO IT you have to give her something in exchange.

When you are sexually satisfying your girl you will not have to trade ANYTHING for sex but your girl will often sponateously text you sexy messages, buy YOU a small gift, or begin initiating sex constantly. Just wait and see!

Mistake #7) Not Giving Her Enough "Foreplay"

If you still think of "foreplay" as the activity before sex you need a quick mindset adjustment to change how much time you spend on foreplay.

Here's a hint: Women consider foreplay as PART of the sex. NOT as a separate thing!

Here's why:

While a man is not capable of having a foreplay orgasm AND another orgasm right away when he penetrates his girl, WOMEN CAN!

Imagine if you could have orgasms during foreplay AND never lose your erection even the slightest and keep having orgasms as you penetrated your girl. You'd want to spend A LOT of time in foreplay too, right?

Well your girl CAN have foreplay orgasms AND penetration orgasms so she DOES want to spend a lot of time in foreplay. As she should!

As a rule of thumb, spend at least the same amount of time on foreplay as penetration and you can always spend EVEN MORE time in foreplay. You can never get her too turned on and it will only make the penetration better when you are finally inside of her.

Mistake #8) Not Lasting Long Enough

This mistake is well known and very simple, but no list of mistakes in the bedroom would be complete without it.

But while all guys know they need to last long... they don't necessarily know HOW LONG that is!

Well, after talking to hundreds of women about the subject, I've discovered that if you can last at least 10 minutes, most women will be plenty happy with that.

Sure, they might be even happier if you are up for a "round 2" after a break in the action... but if you can last for 10 minutes in the first round, then trust me, you are fine!

Mistake #9) Mistaking Her Moody-ness For NORMAL Behavior

It's no secret that women are a LOT moodier than us men.

But if you're in a relationship with a woman and she seems to keep getting more and more moody over time... this is often because she isn't getting what she needs in the bedroom.

FACT.

As we talked about before... while women aren't usually as sexually aggressive as men, they do love and NEED sex just as much!

But here's the thing... if you're not giving her orgasms... then sex does her no good!

Can you imagine jerking off but you could NEVER orgasm? You'd begin to enjoy it less and less each time. Eventually you'd get so frustrated by the inabiliity to "finish" that it was just easier to avoid it COMPLETELY!

Sooo...

If you can't give her orgasms why WOULD she want to have sex with you?

The answer:

She won't.

If your girl is not wanting to have sex with you as much as you want then this is EXACTLY what has happened for her.

In the beggining, she may have tolerated sex because she was really into you. Now that you have been together for a long time and sex isn't satisfying for her it is more fulfilling to get herself off when you're not around. This leads to only having sex with you on special occasions... or when she feels obligated (like if a guy bought her a fancy dinner or some sort of gift.)

If you recognize any of these signs it's time to step up your sex game NOW before the sex drought gets even worse.

And when you do, you'll discover that when you are completely rocking her world in bed, not only is she in a better mood on a day-to-day basis... but SHE'LL start initiating sex with YOU!

A close friend of mine who is some what of a love-making expert himself told me something that I didnt' believe at the time... but I now KNOW to be 100% true:

IF YOU ARE GIVING HER THE BEST OF HER LIFE SHE WON'T CARE IF YOU ARE HOMELESS LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX... AS LONG AS YOU CAN HAVE SEX IN IT!

When I heard this I thought he was totally full of it... but as my own lovemaking skills improved and then I heard about the success other guys were having, I realized this is completely true. Women are biologically "made" to be child bearers and select the highest value man to have a child with. Don't you think that the ability to give amazing sex is one of the highest values a man can have? Especially since so few men actually are REALLY GOOD.

If your girlfriend or wife is often starting arguments, not wanting sex, or acting "distant" in some way it is time to stop blaming her. Re-examine your sexual ability because the real culprit is inadequate sexual pleasure.

Mistake #10) Not Getting Help

Top performers in any aspect of life realize that MASTERY is a journey not a destination. Top athletes don't all-of-a-sudden stop practicing. Millionaire business men don't suddenly neglect their businesses and expect it to keep shuttling cash into their pockets. And guess what... sex is no different.

To be an amazing lover you can't ever be blinded by sexual arrogance. Never think that you know EVERYTHING. You may know A LOT but there are ALWAYS new tricks or tips to get you to the next level.

If you're serious about getting this part of your life together... and joining the 1% of all men who can REALLY rock a woman's world in the bedroom... I'd like to invite you to check out the new groundbreaking DVD series, 2 Girls Teach Sex.

In it, you'll discover DOZENS of secrets on how to get your girl turned on BEFORE you have sex, foreplay tricks that make her BEG to have you inside of her, the little-known positions that GUARANTEE orgasms, how to get your girl to start initiating sex with you, how to give her multiple orgasms, squirting orgasms... and much, much more!

I was very excited when Shawna asked me to be a part of this program... and as a man I can tell you that this stuff WORKS.

Best of all, you can try it RISK-FREE. Get it out there, watch the videos, and try out the techniques. If your girl isn't SCREAMING with pleasure and begging you to be inside of her all the time, simply pack them up and return them for a full refund, no questions asked.

Of course, we'd be "crazy" to make an offer like that if we were at all worried about that happening. In fact, I'll bet that once you get these DVDs out there and see how well these techniques work, we wouldn't be able to pry them out of your hands with a crowbar!

I'm this confident because I USE the techniques and I've seen the results. And now, it's your turn.

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Rachael Leigh Cook Could Do Much Better

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:44:00 +0000

Here’s someone we don’t see very often: Rachael Leigh Cook. Rachael was outside Bardot nightclub in a sexy Amanda Bynes’esque type dress making me wonder why the hell she hasn’t been in any more movies? Hmm… maybe it has to do with the tree hugger looking dude she is with. What the hell?! How does a guy like that pick up a fine piece of ass like her? Hey ladies, I plant trees for a living, want me to teach you how to use a shovel?

Leona Lewis Ruins A See Through Moment

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I’m really beginning to get sick of this garbage. Who’s the douche bag stylist who thought it would be a good idea to start wearing bras under see through t-shirts? Here’s Leona Lewis ruining a perfectly good chance to get in my good books. I guess it could be worse, she is giving us a nice little peek at her cleavage after all, even if we have to squint to see it. Maybe women should forget the t-shirt all together and just head out in their bras. You heard it here first, I want credit if it catches on.

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