FUNGDARK - AVERT YOUR EYES

Laser Go Go Dancer... I Guess?

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:52:00 +0000

This is a waste of talent if you ask me... The lasers are all pointing in the wrong direction. Take that anyway you feel is necessary I guess.

J-Pow!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 23:00:00 +0000

Is this a real thing? I am not sure if this is real? IS it? Please video respond to me and let me know if this is real? This video has almost a million views. I bet it has nothing to do with learning Japanese and everything to do with learning Japanese.

WORLDS BIGGEST POTARD

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 22:18:00 +0000

Would somebody PLEASE find out if he is really British or if he is faking the accent!?!?!? I NEED to know this for my own personal well being!

Dumb Girls Never Give Up

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 19:09:00 +0000

Special girls doing special things. Thanks Radiohead!

Cavemen Blues I Guess... Everything IS Terrible... Indeed

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:37:00 +0000

If this didn't exist WE wouldn't exist. You see cavepeople are our ancestors, it's Darwin + Science = This Meme

VIDEO OF POOR PEOPLE THAT CAN AFFORD YOUTUBE TECH

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:31:00 +0000

Here is a video of poor people in a probably poor foreign (To USA anyway) country. And they STILL have the technology to record videos and put them on youtube but they don't even have a sheet for the one mattress that they probably all share! The world is great!

VING RHAMES CAVE BURRITO DAY 4

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:46:00 +0000

I think this makes the scariest version of Ving Rhames a little less scary. Why wouldnt he have a plate or burrito on his head in that cave? Exactly!

The Nightmare Before St. Paddy's Day

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:50:00 +0000

Here is a video that a real website made. Let's go get bent!

VING RHAMES CAVE BURRITO DAY 3

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:06:00 +0000

I hope everybody is enjoying the hours and hours of work I put into these every night!

Ving Rhames Cave Burrito Day 2

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:40:00 +0000

Here is day two of Ving Rhames Cave Burrito week... ENJOY!

Ving Rhames Cave Burrito Week Day 1

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:06:00 +0000

In honor of nothing other than the awesomeness that is Ving Rhames and the desire to rip off the Bea Aurther Pizza Mountains and Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich sites I have invented Ving Rhames Cave Burrito. For 5 days this week I create with my own hand an original piece of artwork that I shall post for your pleasure... enjoy!

SCOTT GAIRDNER IS A GENIUS!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:09:00 +0000

Making fun of Jugalos is a part time job for me but Scott Gairdner treats that shit with the respect it fucking deserves. You may remember him from the awesome Beatles video he made with Scottie fucking Pippen a few months ago, or maybe you suck, only time will tell. I have not even finished watching it yet but I love it already, so leave me alone so I can finish... GOD!

Via Filmdrunk

NEW TIM AND ERIC PROMO

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:20:00 +0000

Here is more Tim & Eric promo to tide you over till this weekends premier of season cinco. Best Job Soon!

POP N' LOCK PREDATORS

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:55:00 +0000

This is probably the most awesome/insane/awesome thing I have seen on the internet since I got back from lunch. I guess Danny Glover WASN'T getting to old for that shit after all.

BRING A AMULANCE, HE LEAKIN!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:15:00 +0000

If there is a lesson to be learned from this video it's don't fuck around with giant dudes with giant beards, regardless of race. Especially if they are wearing fanny pack. You know that dude has had to fight for his right to wear ridiculous clothes and fanny packs his whole life and he is still around to beat the shit out of people today. He DID tell him not to fuck with him, AND the dude did hit him first, even if it was just a slap on the his forearm.

I also think it's funny that the chick taking the video stole the white dudes bag and then says they are going to give the video to the cops to sue him.

Oh and also what's with that Am Appy model just chillin with the headphones on? Such diversity on this bus! Is this the best bus ever? I think so.

TIM & ERIC SEASON CINCO TEASER

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:30:00 +0000

The BEST SHOW on TV is coming back for it's 5th season on Feb 28th. If you don't stay up to watch it you should at least DVR that shit yo! OK?

THIS BABYALO NEEDS YOUR HELP

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:04:00 +0000

In my never ending (unfortunately) quest to make as much fun of juggalos and also steal content from Videogum as possible I present to you this video of the best parent this side of places that dudes make babies for the sole purpose of turning them into suicide bombers. Actually the more I think about it those kids at least don't have to suffer through an entire life of nonsense, they get out early so they can enjoy their virgins in peace.

QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:06:00 +0000

TELEVISION AFTER DARK
by everythingisterrible

I really want to work at Everything Is Terrible, but then I think of all the hours of VHS footage they all must have to suffer through to find those hidden gems. In fact the probably watch countless hours of Jem... I would, she WAS "Truly Outrageous"!

HOLLY BALLS THIS IS GOOD STUFF

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:33:00 +0000

I always say that if I had the time, equipment and money I would be able to do something really funny... But I don't know if it would be funnier than this. I guess all you really need it talent... and AIDs, you also need AIDs.

KRISTEN STEWART IS THE WORST

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:09:00 +0000

When I first saw Kristen Stewart in that pretty great movie Into the Wild I thought "Hey that chick might be a pretty good actress" but then Twilight came out and didn't see that. But I DID see Adventure Land (I REALLY hated that movie) and that was the movie I realized she is not acting at all but just being her own blend of schizophrenic and awkward for two hours. This clip is just like all of her movies but without a script or shit tons of editing. What I am trying to say is she is the worst.... dot com. Good thing for the producers of this Runaways movie that they have Dakota Fanning to bail her out.

BIG MONEY RUSTLAS, FOR THE WIN!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:29:00 +0000

I never and WILL never understand the success of the Insane Clown Posse. Please add this movie to my list of things that will haunt/confuse the hell out of me till the day I die.

Via Daily Swarm

TIME MACHINE FROM HELL

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:10:00 +0000

This is the most goddamn ridiculous thing I have seen this year. How can the same country that brought us The Beatles, Portishead and Taxation without Representation get so damn excited for such nonsense? It's that son of a bitch Simon Cowell's fault. He is Shiva, destroyer of things that don't suck. And the best part is... he is bringing this horribleness to America since he hasn't done enough damage on our shores with American Idol.

P.S. The real and actual Vanilla Ice pops out of the stage like a tattooed turd half way though the nonsense to really put this thing over the edge of sanity.

NICK CAGE AS EVERYONE

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:54:00 +0000

Every once in a while something comes along that make you so mad at yourself for not thinking of this idea with your own brain. This time it's niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com, and I hate them.

WELCOME BACK! OH WTF IS THIS DOING HERE?

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:56:00 +0000

I am going to assume that this was made in the year 2009 and is hopefully the death rattle for autotuning when used in a sincere manner. I DO believe there is still some sarcastic value left when used by professionals. But HOLY FROSTED JESUS CROSSES this shit is real bad! The only way the last 5 minutes and 18 seconds could have been any worse is if... whats that? I didn't have to watch the whole thing... shit.

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn Anderson) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:48:00 +0000

It's no secret that this blog is a neglected stepchild of mine but I thought I should at least do one more before the end of the year (not end of the decade because there was no year ZERO... tards) So I googled some pictures of drunk people as a gold standard to judge yourselves by tonight. Come it's the end of 10 consecutive years that all ended in 00!