FUNGDARK - AVERT YOUR EYES

SAD CAT FRIDAY

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:05:00 +0000

Sometimes when you are trolling the internet looking for something to spark some creativity in your brain you come across a picture of a sad cat so you just decide to do a whole post of sad cats. I don't think cats have that many things to be depressed about, they are pretty lazy and don't have a whole lot of responsibilities other than licking themselves all day, and that seams pretty cool right?

TUBBS...YOU SO CRAZY

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:36:00 +0000

Another great web video from EverythingIsTerrible.com featuring 80's star hero Tubbs. He is from Miami.

I DONT KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS ANYMORE

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 +0000

I don't know if can do this anymore. Seriously everybody everybody. The pressure is getting to me. I can't hold it up anymore by myself. I wish I was part of a team of other people whose only job is to hold up people on another team. If I was part of that kind of team I might feel as if the load was spread more evenly amongst my fellow team members rather than holding the whole thing up myself (Atlas?)

Oh and the whole changing to wordpress was a total debacle on so many levels...so fuck that.

I AM BACK I GUESS... WITH SOME GREAT TATS!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:09:00 +0000

So I know I have said this like a million times but I am really sorry about not updating in awhile. We (as in me) have been pretty busy on ElectricMustache.com recently so I have been neglecting my chippies way to much..

Here are a shit ton of really bad tattoos that I wish I had the balls to get...on my balls.

GODDAM I THINK MADMEN IS GOING TOO LIGHT ON THE MISOGYNY

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:02:00 +0000

There is NO WAY IN HELL this would ever work today...maybe though....if you played it juuuuussssttttt right...."Hey baby if you like smoke blown in your face I can think of something else that can also be blown in your face in addition to smoke that you might also like to be blown in your face. It ALSO tastes like cherries!"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM SATAN AND SOME DEMONS

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 22:14:00 +0000

I totally stole this from TV Carnage (obviously) but the only thing they did to it was add their explosion at the end so suck it! I wish that jesus/satan/demons/god really did exist. It would make life way more exciting. I would also feel a lot more guilty probably, so yea...nevermind. Oh and what is the prayer to get levitated by demons...I want to go to there!

JAMES FRANCO FOR GUCCI

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:04:00 +0000

Hey guys...what is up with your lives...I am a bad blogger sometimes. Sometimes I don't blog stuff so good to many times enough. But James Franco is pretty funny. I wonder if he had to wait a year from when that commercial came out to be contractually allowed to make fun of it? If so I don't think that is fair because everybody else has been silently making fun of it for a year now...The original commercial after the break.

WHY DID I EAT THAT FAT BITCH

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:34:00 +0000

When I first heard about THE FAT BITCH sandwich I was all hearts n' smiles...Who wouldn't want a philly steak sandwich stuffed with french fries, mozzarella cheese sticks and jalapeno poppers (with a side of pretzels, WTF)? Not me, I would want that...unless I can go back in time to this morning and tell my much happier past self to "STAY THE FUCK AWAY". And not because it wasn't good (it wasn't at all) and not because I forgot to "hold the shrooms" (I DID forget) and not because it turned into cold sloppy mess within 74 seconds (It TOTALLY did)...No the reason I would tell myself to "not to go to there" is an hour after pumping lard right into my veins I have a powerfully spicy turd on deck that I am very worried is not going to be a turd at all but more like several gallons of hot brown lava. I know you are thinking to yourself that I should have seen that coming, who doesn't expect some anal repercussions after shoving 3 pounds of Fat Bitch into your gullet? Well in my excitement I didn't really think about it OK? And even if I DID think about it, I can live with an occasional asspolsion if the taste warrants it...but in the case of Fat Bitch vs. Shawn's Asshole the real loser was taste.

PS. I still love Mama Mia Pizza...just stick with the Pizza.

HEY...NOW WALK IT OUT

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:11:00 +0000

Well on the bright side she is probably going to stay in really good shape with all that running...and convulsing...and stuttering.

THIS WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:36:00 +0000

So I saw that Paranormal movie yesterday and it fucking sucked. It did have some "spooky" parts in it I guess but it could have been cut down to about 20 mins and shown as the preview for the movie I am going to make with this cat singing. It is going to be the scariest movie of all time. You will have nightmares. You will probably want to kill yourself before your next birthday just so you won't have to remember this video. But we all know that it doesn't matter since you will never be able to forget it in the first place...ever, at all.

JESUS IS SUCH A DICK...LOL

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:22:00 +0000

So I have seen this awesome jesus meme around the interwebs for a while now but I recently came upon a large number of them all in one place so I thought I would clean them off and throw them all up on this internet webzine for everyone to enjoy...as they are burning in hell.Check out the rest after the break.

MOTIVATE YOURSELF

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:38:00 +0000

I have gone through the painful process of searching the internet for funny "motivational" posters that might help you be more productive on a Friday...or not.

The internet is very misogynistic...right?

HERE ARE SOME PICTURES I FOUND ON THE INTERNET TODAY

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:05:00 +0000

Well it's Friday so that means a shit ton of pics dumped right into your computer screen. Enjoy your weekend nerds. And she is NEVER going to regret that tat...ever. It was a very good choice.

Fuck you Beverly Hills cop, that was a horrible idea.

Holy Shit Bikes!

Um...am I getting fucked by a Deer?

That monkey doesn't match at all!

This Llama is almost dead too, can I leave it here?

The internet DOES spawn invention.

Aquaman has really let himself go.

I wish I shared an arm with Jesus, it would make jacking off way more spiritual.

Just like Pearl Harbor...but in reverse.

No caption needed.

Why so curious?

SUPPORT THE WAR EFFORT

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:34:00 +0000

That will be all...carry on.

SOME OLD WRESTLER IS DEAD OR SOMETHING

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:34:00 +0000

Do you know what is sadder than an old wrestler who died today? So so so many things, things like the genocide in Darfur and people that watch/love wrestling... like bigratthreeten in the above video. Go fuck yourselves.

NEW SITE DESIGN...WHAT DO YOU THINK?

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:06:00 +0000

So I completely redesigned the look of the site today. Not sure if I like it yet or not...It DOES pop though...right? I have not yet decided if it is burning my eyes out or if it just feels like it's burning my eyes out. Let me know if you like it or not. Should I switch it back to the old design? Should I try something totally different? Try leaving a comment for once and share you feelings?

THIS VIDEO MUSICAL WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:05:00 +0000

I don't think I will ever be able to top this sweet ass "video musical". I can't really tell if he is actually singing this wonderful little ditty or if he just has his mouth covered with the mic. If anybody can translate this song please don't because I think that it might ruin it for me.

WEIRD PEOPLE, WEIRD PETS...A RETROSPECTIVE

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:41:00 +0000

First of all let me say that a random candid picture hanging out or just holding your pet is a normal thing to do (unless your cat is 200 pounds) and I would not find that weird in anyway. But setting up elaborate glamor shots with your monkey's is fucking weird and you deserve to made fun of on the internet.Check out the rest after the break...

Notice how Dad uses the dog to separate himself from the rest of his disappointing family.

There is but a small bit of fabric separating them both from unknown pleasures.

What do you think dogs want from god? Their tails?

Do you think that this party is FOR these rodents or that this is just a candid photo of them at a work party or something?

If I am not mistaken, and I am pretty sure I know dog anatomy enough to not be. She is fucking the boy dog and he is fucking the girl dog. This picture looks like the beginning of a super hot wife swapping porn.

Hey since I don't have any friends I might as well get my yearbook picture taken with Scrapples.

This cat is just fucking huge? Is this fake? I really want this to be real!

Just a couple of bros in love that own a cat...nothing wrong with any of this. Except how big a head the dude on top has.

Just a bro in love with six cats. That IS fucking weirds.

This is fake.

Just a couple of bros in love with a couple of dogs. You notice how they had to crop out most of the "human" out of this picture to fill all the "canine" in there? I think we know who is running this relationship.

Ketiga Photography (no website? weirds) is obviously make a fortune from barren couples living in denial.

GODDAMN CHICKEN!

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:08:00 +0000

He just want's his goddamn chicken...It is pretty cliche' to make fun of a fat dude freaking out over food. Give him a break, he waited half a fucking hour for his goddamn chicken and it STILL wasn't done.

FUNNY VIDEO ABOUT MOVIE COUPLES BREAKING UP

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:35:00 +0000

I know that you don't come to this site to watch videos I embedded from other sites that you probably already go to anyway but fuck it. Funny or Die has put out another comedy gem about what would happen if a couple of weirdos making a "rom com" started dating "for reals" then broke up during the press junket. As you can imagine the interviews would be super awkward since they would be asking all the questions about how they are a couple in movie and also in "real life" etc... This video is just a real hoot! I really think you should watch it and send it to all of your friends and copy the embedded code and put it on YOUR blog or facebook page. What funny things would you say to describe this video to YOUR friends so they would watch it? Right now this video is at 82% funny, let's see if we can get it up to around 87%...HUZZAH!

UNDERAGE DUCKS MESSING AROUND

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 22:08:00 +0000

Here is a video of ducks fucking that I found on Youtube that was posted a long time ago.

I HAVE SHIT TO DO!!! YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE GETTING ANYTHING AT ALL OK!!!!????!!

OK fine, here is a picture of a crazy dog playing the role of baby jesus as our lord and savior.

Happy now?

JAPAN PLUS TIM AND ERIC MAKES SENSE

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:48:00 +0000

Well there that was for you. I am not sure if it is something that will be nominated for a webbie or golden globe award but it certainly makes you wish you had that kind of free time and so many drugs.

[via Eric W. and his Twitter via Youtube and probably Google Alerts of his name]

PIC DUMP FRIDAY...BECAUSE I CARE

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:02:00 +0000

Oh hai there, thanks for coming to my PARTY...I have been waiting on this counter for hours.

It's not really a christmas party or anything but I appreciate you putting "some effort" into it anyways.

This is my brother Kenny, he loves Natty Ice, let me introduce you to his girlfriend...
For the rest of the party click "read more"

This is Jamocha, my brothers girlfriend, try not to punch her in the face if you can.

We have grapes if you are interested.

Kenny! I love your costume but did you HAVE to drink ALL the natty ice?

Oh, you brought a fruit platter, that is really awesome, umm just give it to my mom, she sill take care of it.

If you don't finish your plate just let me dad know and he will take care of it for you.

Bye Ya'll See You Next Tuesday!!!

KENNY VS. SPENNY SEASON 6 ON THE WAY

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:38:00 +0000

Kenny and Spenny have been around a long time in their native Canada and are so fucked in the head it makes Jackass look like My Little Pony. So fucked up that Matt Stone and Trey Parker got them a version of their show on Comedy Central that kinda sucked. The reason it sucked is because they would not let them go "all the way" with shit. Shit like Kenny slipping Spenny ALOT of LCD and watching him shit his pants in the rain...with an octopus on his head. So I am glad that they are getting another season of their original show in Canada that if this preview is at all accurate will be just as awesome.

FRAISER THEME SONG BACKWARDS IS SCARY AS SHIT

noreply@blogger.com (Shawn) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:07:00 +0000

Who is this "Skittle Man" they are talking about?