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Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:36:00 +0000

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Fun-Paper - I'm on hire

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:46:00 +0000

Hi,

If anybody liked my blogging work, I'm for hire to write blog posts for your site.
1,5$ for a 500-600 words article.
contact me on robin.dhaese2@hotmail.com

Best regards,
D'Haese Robin

Fun-Paper - Joke of the week!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:48:00 +0000

I didn't get any money this time

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:47:00 +0000

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Fun-Paper - Picture of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:44:00 +0000

They found water on mars!!

Fun-Paper - Period of low activity: Exams

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:33:00 +0000

Hi,

Due to my exams, there will be a very low activity on the site.
Sorry for that, but after that period I'm planning to boost things up...
Own host, own domain, wordpress and multiple writers are plans that are spinning in my head.

I hope that everybody understands that I can't maintain the site during exams

Best regards,
D'Haese Robin

Fun-Paper - Picture of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:09:00 +0000

Thumbs

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Fun-Paper - Picture of the day! - Sunday

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:06:00 +0000

The-big-ego-toilet

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Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:05:00 +0000

One night I came home very late. It was the next night.

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day! - Sunday

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:04:00 +0000

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Fun-Paper - Sorry!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:02:00 +0000

Due to some problems I was unable to post something yesterday.
Today you can espect the content from yesterday and today.
Best regards

Fun-Paper - Saturdays Funniest vid!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:04:00 +0000

Funny Accidents

Owner's Youtube Channel

Fun-Paper - Picture of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:59:00 +0000

Drunk giraf

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Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:57:00 +0000

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.

Fun-Paper - Picture of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:35:00 +0000

Camouflage

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Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:29:00 +0000

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Fun-Paper - Bunny born with two noses

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 20:03:00 +0000

A Connecticut pet shop worker found the nosey bunny in a delivery of 6-week-old dwarf rabbits that arrived at the Milford store last week. Both noses have two nostrils.

The owner of the Purr-Fect Pets shop says he’s never seen anything like it in 25 years in the business. He says the bunny eats, drinks and hops around like the rest of the litter.

Beardsley Zoo director Gregg Dancho says the deformity could be the result of too much inbreeding or the parents’ exposure to pesticides or poisons.

Store workers have begun a naming contest with Cyrano de Bergerac and Deuce among the contenders so far.

Fun-Paper - Pornstar wanted to blow 200 man, but failed after the 75th

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:54:00 +0000

Pornoster Carolin Berger went resolutely for the world record blowing, but she failed. She wanted to blow 200 men, but after the 75the her attempt ended in the hospital. Choking phenomena was the diagnosis.

To bad for the other 125 men. A famous German tv-presentator, which also took part, offers €30.000 for not spreading the movie that has been taken during the attempt.

Fun-Paper - 18 year old drives highway in wrong direction with moped

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:00:00 +0000

In the Netherlands, the Police picked a 18-year which was driving the wrong direction with a moped on the highway up. The young man drove with a passenger behind at the traffic when he wanted to escape a police control. He drove without license, uninsured and without helmet.

The culprit already tried moving ghost to leave the highway and a gas station through a ditch to run away. There the police could arrest him. His 14-year-old passenger from Den Haag stated that he had nothing to do with it and just feld in the ditch.

The moped, with a German license plate is taken by the police...

Fun-Paper - Man arrested for 153rd time

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:50:00 +0000

Paul Baldwin was arrested for the 153rd time Sunday, a week after he completed a one-year jail sentence for stealing a $1.99 can of beer.

Arraigned June 1 by video from the Rockingham County House of Corrections, Baldwin, 49, with no fixed address, was charged with a class A misdemeanor count of simple assault alleging he hit someone in the face in Market Square. He told the court he didn’t want a lawyer and was prepared to plead guilty, but prosecutor Rena DiLando said her office has not had time to contact the alleged victim for input.

DiLando petitioned the court for $5,000 cash bail, noting that Baldwin’s criminal history is so lengthy she didn’t have time to read it all. She said he was also cited twice for violation-level offenses during his first week out of jail, once for a trespassing on the railroad tracks and another time for having an open container of beer.

Baldwin told Judge Sawako Gardner he went to the district court last week to apologize to her for a remark he made during an arraignment a year ago.

“I don’t need a lawyer,” he told the judge in May of 2008. “I’ve been in this court more than you have.”

Baldwin said Monday he shouldn’t have made the comment, adding, “I think I was intoxicated.”

“All I need is help with the drinking, your honor,” he said, while reporting that he attended AA meetings regularly during his year in the county jail.

The judge set bail at $1,500 cash and $2,000 personal recognizance and ordered him to have no contact with the alleged assault victim. If he is able to post bail, he is also court-ordered to observe a 7 p.m. curfew.

Baldwin also expressed his intent to plead guilty to the pair of violations, carrying a total of $450 in fines. He was scheduled to return to the court on June 16 to address all three matters.

Baldwin wore a surgical mask during his arraignment due to a respiratory illness which has not yet been diagnosed, according to a jail spokesman.

Last May he was described in the district court as “a leech on the resources of this community” after he was caught stealing a can of beer from the Islington Street Mobil On The Run. Former prosecutor Corey MacDonald said Baldwin is “a leech” and cited his criminal history as including eight trespass notices, 75 citations, four Social Security aliases and convictions for thefts, receiving stolen property, arson and criminal mischief.

“We deal with Paul Baldwin more than anyone else,” he said.

Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:45:00 +0000

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Fun-Paper - Picture of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:43:00 +0000

Owned

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Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:23:00 +0000

I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn't doing what I was doing.

Fun-Paper - Picture of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 04:21:00 +0000

Overloaded

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Fun-Paper - One liner of the day!

noreply@blogger.com (Farmville: The Facebook Game) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:44:00 +0000

Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.