Food Network Humor

Ridiculous Recipe Of The Week: FROZEN GRAPES

Jillian Madison — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:15:53 +0000

In Food Network’s new tradition of dumbing everything down to moron-level, prepare to be razzle-dazzled by the culinary masterpiece that is… FROZEN GRAPES!

Yes, this is an actual recipe on the Food Network’s website – and finding it has saved me so much time, money, and hassle. I thought I could only enjoy the cool delight of frozen grapes by traveling to Iceland in the winter. Boy, was I wrong!

I wonder if it will work with red grapes! Or strawberries!

(Hat tip to FNH reader Allie for the find)

Food Network Glamour Shots

Jillian Madison — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:15:13 +0000

Glamour Shots are hilarious on their own, but when Food Network personalities are thrown into the mix, THEY’RE EVEN BETTER! Here’s what we imagine some of their Glamour Shots would have looked like.

And might I add, it’s even more amusing that Claire Robinson’s and Aida Mollenkamp’s don’t even look photoshopped. Enjoy!

INA GARTEN

PAULA DEEN

CLAIRE ROBINSON

AIDA MOLLENKAMP

ANNE BURRELL

GIADA

SANDRA LEE (SHE WENT TWICE)

The Drunken Stages Of Sandra Lee

Jillian Madison — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:15:53 +0000

(Click here for the official FNH definition of SANDRUNK!)

Worst Restaurant Names In The World (Part 2, 25 pics)

Jillian Madison — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 14:15:56 +0000

(Part 1 can be found here)

(If you enjoyed this, you can find part 1 of this series here. You may also like the 20 Funniest Restaurant Pun Names.)

10 Hilariously Ironic Food Network Search Results

Jillian Madison — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 14:15:17 +0000

FoodNetwork.com has a search function built into its website. It’s notoriously awful and difficult to use, and it hardly ever brings up the results you’re searching for. Luckily, the bright side is it brings up some hilarious (and often ironic) results when you search for certain words. Here are the top 10 funniest search results we pulled up:

(Thanks for the idea, Albert!)