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Oscars Liveblog!

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:34:10 PST

Hey palsies, Liveblog is live! Jump up on it! We’re making lolsworthy comments on The Oscars. Well, it’s over now, but I’ll leave the link up anyway. Now Liveblog is Deadblog: http://nyulocal.com/live Be sure to check it out, and in case you’re a woefully forgetful person, you can see my tweets here: http://www.twitter.com/danrickmers It gets a little weird at [...]

Youtube Closed Captioning Fail

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:45:32 PST

Youtube has this new feature called "closed captioning," which is supposed to automatically translate voice to text for the deaf or something dumb like that. What it actually does is mistranslate everything with often hilarious results.

Forget Remember Me

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:27:08 PST

Remember Me. How could we forget? It's not like Twilight fangirlboys ever shut up about Robert Pattinson, and if it's not Twilight, it's Lost, so it only makes sense that movie producermans would make a movie with stars from BOTH in it.

Handicap The Oscars

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:19:17 PST

This week FilmFail.com handicaps the 2010 Oscars, but it's not like the Academy Awards needed to be handicapped when they're already so retarded, right? Right guys?

The Crazies are Crazies!

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:03:57 PST

Be sure to tell all your friends and loved ones to visit filmfail.com, lest they turn into crazies and unthinkingly murder you!

Dear John, You Suck.

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 09:35:14 PST

I think a lot of sad, depressed women and even sadder, more depressed men will endeavor to see Dear John for an excuse to cry and eat chocolate to fill the crippling loneliness in their hearts.

Valentine’s Day Bukkake

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:52:38 PST

Regular visitors to filmfail.com know that I hate many things. Many many many many…things. While Valentine’s Day sits comfortably among those things I hate, Valentine’s Day the movie is vying for a pretty lofty spot on the list. The movie Valentine’s Day is basically just what we all hate about Valentine’s Day: attractive people pretending [...]

I Has Frozen

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:52:33 PST

Calm your nerves and check out this review of Frozen, a shitty horror movie about being stuck in a ski lift for a totally long time, man.

When in Rome…

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:59:07 PST

Filmfail.com's Trailer Trash for WHEN IN ROME, starring Kristen Bell and Josh Duhamel.

The Rock is a Fairy

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:37:26 PST

As many of you know, we here at filmfail.com love showing you images of heavily muscled men. Just constant streams of sexy man-curves, awww yeah.

Alvin and the Chipmunks 2

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:24:28 PST

In Alvin and the Chipmunks 2, cgi animals sing squeaky versions of pop songs, like Glee for the mentally challenged, and then, once their prey has been lulled into a trance-like stupor, they viciously nibble out their eyeballs. It's very realistically done in the movie. I think they used real eyeballs.

THE ROOM

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:28:48 PST

Tommy Wiseau's THE ROOM is without a doubt the worst, campiest, yet still the most hilarious movie you'll ever have the fortune/misfortune to see.

HOHOHO Gorilla Sex

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:20:53 PST

Merry Christmas everyone, my gift to you is this video of Gorillas fucking to Mika.

2000’s Worst: Wicker Man

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:01:13 PST

The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage is officially the funniest bad movie of the 2000s. Where else do you get blatant misogyny, cheesy acting, bees and bear suits?

2000’s Worst: One Missed Call

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:08:02 PST

As 2010 comes along, we look back and scowl at some of the worst movies of the decade. This week we take a headache inducing look at One Missed Call.

The Vegetarian’s Wiener

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:49:06 PST

Okay, this week it’s a video about hot dogs and angry hobos, and next week it’s the worst movies of the DECADE. Exciting times all around, if you ask me. This video is a cute little romantic comedy. Making it was pretty cool, because approximately half of the people who were involved [...]

Eff Twilight

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:30:13 PST

Twilight's second installment, New Moon, has hot Vampires and muscly Werewolves, but a severe lack of sexy zombies. Therefore it is already an automatic failure in my book.

2012/Gentlemen Broncos

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:33:16 PST

Lined up for this week are the movies 2012 and Gentlemen Broncos.

Your Turn (To Die)

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:53:46 PST

"Dude, we seriously can't play this in Germany. THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES!"

The Face of Terror

dan@filmfail.com (Daniel Rickmers) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:57:48 PDT

Peer into the face of Terror. Does it shock you? Does it make you wet certain articles of clothing? GOOD.