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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                                Festivals suck
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my ex called and asked if he could take me to a music festival. I asked him to take me to one years ago and he made me feel so stupid for asking that I lost any desire to go to festivals ever again. I'm so glad he gets to enjoy something he ruined for me. FML
                                By Mollie]]></description>
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                                                Now you know
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, it's been a few weeks now since I started dating a boy. A whole fairy tale relationship. He would write me poems and all that garbage. Today, we sat by a bonfire, and he randomly mentioned his three other girlfriends, and how I should accept them due to his family traditionally having cheating husbands. FML
                                By codenamevulture]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-12T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Rubbing it in
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
                                By Ugly fat and old]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-12T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Here in my car
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, just a week after replacing my car's head gasket in a 7-hour job, my car's timing desynced. Fixing it could take 6 hours. Maybe I should just walk everywhere from now on. FML
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                                                Better call Saul
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, because my lawyer made a mistake in 2013, I have to pay a fine of over 500.000 euros. I don't have that kind of money. The lawyer is of course completely of the hook. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Cyrano
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my friends fancy each other and keep secretly asking me to write their sext messages. I'm essentially carrying on both sides of their sexy talk with myself, only I won’t be the one getting laid. Sometimes wish I was lesbian too, arranging a threesome between us would be easier than this FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                YouTube crime degree
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I got contacted by an arm-chair detective do-gooder who was convinced my dad is a serial killer. I asked around and it turns out the do-gooder is actually prime suspect for a local murder and dismemberment. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-12T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                DILF
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                    [Spicy] |
                                                Turn off
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, after many comments over years about her needing to lose weight, I had to tell the woman I love, the woman I married, that she had gotten so overweight that the sight of her naked made me want to puke. Apparently her goal was to get so fat I'd stop asking for sex. I'm her third divorce. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-11T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                No can do
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my parents told me I have a bunch of chores to do today, no excuses. I have severe diarrhea and can’t leave the toilet. FML
                                By off]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-11T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Popping
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my in-laws were visiting from Texas, so I made a brisket, smoked for 10 hours on the barbecue, and it was perfect. Alas, when my husband cut the meat, he burst a perfectly cooked cyst the size of a lemon that stank the whole house out. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Pushing it too far
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, weeks after I tried to make connections with my husband's relatives by talking and being nice to them, basic courtesy, the relative's daughter gave me a 300$ Sephora makeup list that she expects me to gift her. We're not broke, but this seems a little too much to me. Is it me? FML
                                By SayWhatNow]]></description>
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                                                Have fun!
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I had to watch my husband and kids go off on our trip to Hawaii without me because I forgot my wallet at home and couldn't afford to take a later flight. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                    [Spicy] |
                                                Chadvice
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband was giving marriage advice to a friend, while I eavesdropped. I heard, "You want more sex? Let her see you flirting with other girls. Sophia sees me tease a cashier or some shit, the second we get home, she's putting on sexy lingerie and fucking my brains out. It's magic." FML
                                By I&#039;m Sophia]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-11T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Grow up, man
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I called the guy who's been ghosting me after our date and demanded answers. He said, "All you wanted to talk about on our date was heavy shit, my career, my family, my past relationships. It didn't feel like a date, it felt like an interview." Of course! I wanted to know if our goals match! I'm 35, not a teen! FML
                                By Mud]]></description>
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                                                Sorry for your loss
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my mother died unexpectedly of a heart attack. To make matters worse, every time he thinks I’m not watching him, my husband has a Cheshire Cat grin on his face, and a few times I’ve even seen him dancing in happiness. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-10T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Check where you sit
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I went to the bathroom after my 9 year-old nephew. Apparently nobody taught him to lift the seat when he pees, or how to aim properly, because when I sat down, I sat in his pee. FML
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                                                Donut scandal
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, in the doughnut shop I usually go to, I bought 3 dozen to take home. A new clerk rang me up and, with an attitude, said the store is cashless only now. Despite me showing cash to pay with like I always do, I was judged by other customers as if I was a deadbeat. She then threw a fit for cancelling and returning the items. FML
                                By Not a Kevin here]]></description>
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                                                Not gonna happen
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my parents are calling me a spoilt brat and threatening to disown me if I don't let my sister, her six kids, and freshly out of jail boyfriend move into the house I spent 10 years working my ass off to buy without having a mortgage. Sis said I can sleep on the lounge as long as I pay rent. FML
                                By notahotel]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-10T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Good boy
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, same as every morning recently, a neighbour's tabby cat showed up on my balcony. We've developed a routine where I say hello and he sits nearby for a few minutes. During the day, I learned it belongs to the woman I've been awkwardly avoiding in the elevator for two years. The cat likes me more than its owner does. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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