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The Book of Eli

Fawked — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:25:27 +0000

The Book of Eli is the shittiest movie Denzel Washington has ever starred in. The story line is so fucking bad that I think it was written by a 9 year old kid. Seriously, the movie was so bad, I think the only movie worst than this was Bangkok Dangerous. The movie is set in the future. [...]

MSN Spammers

Fawked — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:12:47 +0000

Spammers are really getting good at their job. I got no fucking idea how they got my MSN address but I thought I would have some fun. Random PostsLeather ShoesIs That A Dildo?Kuih Kapit IncidentI Hate Streamyx!DogshitBreak A Glass By SingingTwilight Saga: New MoonBruno Is Just Fucked UpDead Gamer: SammiHacked by Mr. Lim

What To Do With Tilly The Killer Whale

Fawked — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:33:41 +0000

Last week the world was shocked (again), after Tilly the killer whale killed its trainer. I wasn’t shocked when I read the news because 1st of all, it was not the first time Tilly has killed, it was its 3rd time. 2nd of all, Tilly is a killer whale. Tilly is not a dog or [...]

Bird Nest

Fawked — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:08:00 +0000

You know you’ve been parking for too long when birds start making nests on your car. The bird was nice enough to let me finish taking the picture before flying off for more nest building materials. Related PostsWhat To Do With Tilly The Killer WhaleFucked by Jellyfish

Car Accident

Fawked — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:43:50 +0000

Earlier today I was rushing to the petrol station to put petrol then I saw an accident. As illustrated in the picture below, the arrow shows I was coming from which direction and I had to make a right turn into the petrol station. When I reached there the cops weren’t there yet. As you can [...]

My Comp Is Back!

Fawked — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:51:57 +0000

After waiting for almost 3 months I finally got my mother board back. It was gone for so long I almost forgot what it feels like to have a computer. Previously that was how my computer looked. It has been sitting quietly at the corner of my room. Before I slept it was the last [...]

Churches In Malaysia Got Bombed

Fawked — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:09:03 +0000

My motherboard is still broken so I still don’t have a pc. But something caught my attention today and I just had to come out of my semi retirement retirement to blog this. A couple of churches got bombed today. Why? I have no fucking idea. Religion is a really sensitive issue. Many people have [...]

Harry Potter is a Bastard

Fawked — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 04:11:39 +0000

sharon says: wot happened to pc Fawked.Net says: lighting killed it i think it was harry potter he did one of those aspariagus shit and a bolt of lightning shot out of his ass and hit my computer good thing i moved [...]

I Wished I Died Instead…

Fawked — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:04:56 +0000

The withdrawal symptoms are horrible. I feel so lost, so empty. I wake up in the middle of the night screaming in a cold sweat thinking it was a bad dream, but it’s not. During the day time I walk around the house endlessly on end biting my finger nails, anticipating the day. It’s the [...]

Wanted For Assault in Mid Valley

Fawked — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:39:09 +0000

Fawked.Net says: Dude layzebone says: sup Fawked.Net says: That day at mid valley I saw 1 person that looked exactly like you from the side man. The hair, the face, the size, the height layzebone says: It might have been me. Fawked.Net says: yea it might [...]