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Needs and Wants

Fawked — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 00:04:06 +0000

The other day we were having a drink and the “needs and wants” topic came out. What are a persons needs and wants? One of the girls said… “We want a bad boy but we need a good guy” So what are a guys needs and wants? For guys it’s pretty simple… we want a [...]

Paul the World Cup Octopus Predictions

Fawked — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:34:21 +0000

The facts are obvious. Everybody knows Satan is the Beast, octopus = a BEAST! A normal octopus has 8 tentacles, but Paul is a retarded octopus with only 6 tentacles. On each tentacle, Paul has 66 suckers. If you add those 2 sets of numbers together you will get 666, the number of the Devil!

Refugee Sale? WTF!

Fawked — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 02:05:00 +0000

Dawn: when can you do the blog thing for me? Fawked: later Dawn: sure Dawn: later if u bored can go over kl sentral they have some refugee sale goin on Fawked: what the fuck is a refugee sale? is it a sale where you can buy refugees as slaves? Dawn: there it’s like those [...]

What Happens When There’s a Car Accident

Fawked — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 01:50:07 +0000

My Insane Present Wrapping Skills

Fawked — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 05:18:29 +0000

It’s amazing how my talents and creative skills have no boundaries. If you’re wondering what that ‘pom pom’ shit on each side of the ribbon is, its supposed to mimic fireworks sparklers. If McDonalds wants to hire me, I think I can actually make that heart look like the golden arches. Random PostsCongrats Datuk Seri [...]

Edwin is a Man Whore!

Fawked — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 01:32:54 +0000

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Tenji Japanese Buffet Restaurant

Fawked — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 02:10:05 +0000

To celebrate this joyous occasion he decided we should go to Tenji, a Japanese Buffet Restaurant. For RM100, you get a bunch of food and free flow of beer. I was a little disappointed because I hate beer.

Gangs In Schools?

Fawked — Tue, 25 May 2010 05:48:46 +0000

Kids nowadays are getting more and more fucked up. And why is that? It is because of their upbringing. A fucked up family leads to a fucked up kid, with the exception of me of course. I came from a church going, good family, but I ended up a fucked up kid anyway. I suspect [...]

Legalised Betting?

Fawked — Tue, 25 May 2010 04:28:15 +0000

I read this news yesterday and I was pissed. Click here to read it. Basically Tan Sri Vincent Tan is defending the legalisation of sports betting. He is calling on all parties to look at the broader picture, what broader picture? Why am I even pissed? Let me tell you why. He wants to legalise [...]

Nike World Cup Video

Fawked — Fri, 21 May 2010 06:41:14 +0000

This is a kick ass Nike World Cup advertisement. Very funny and very entertaining. I don’t know why they have Ronaldinho in the video thought, he was not even selected for the Brazil team. Related PostsPaul the World Cup Octopus PredictionsNuffnang Ad Showing Me The Middle FingerNani And Evra PukingLiverFOOL Ha Ha!Child Trafficking In Football?