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BREAKING: Dr. Stanley Dorkus to Join Venture Capital Firm

Dan Tynan — Mon, 06 May 2013 21:35:08 +0000

Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.

The 11 Most Totally Insane Stories BuzzFeed Hasn’t Run Yet

Dan Tynan — Wed, 01 May 2013 21:49:44 +0000

But don't worry, they probably will. If it can fit into some kind of 'listicle', it will find its way to BuzzFeed. It's really just a matter of time.

EXCLUSIVE: The Microsoft Smartwatch — Revealed!

JR Raphael — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 17:24:35 +0000

It's true: Microsoft is building its own smartwatch -- and only eSarcasm has an early look at the device's groundbreaking UI.

Google Announces Plan to Phase Out Internet

Dan Tynan — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:00:59 +0000

Citing boredom and a desire to move on, Google says it plans to pull the plug on the Interent later before the end of summer. Exclusivo para eSarcasm.

Hard Drive: 14 Killer Features of the Bill Gates Condom

JR Raphael — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 16:51:55 +0000

Bill Gates is working on the next generation of condoms (yes, seriously) -- and only eSarcasm has the skinny on how the high-tech rubbers will revolutionize sex as we know it.

Porn to Be Wild: How the World Gets its Rocks Off

Dan Tynan — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:50:51 +0000

Searching for Internet Porn isn't just the US national past time. NSFW search site PornMD has detailed how people the world over get their stiffies. FYI: Kentucky is a lot gayer than you think.

Ten Celebrities We’d Like to See Become Pope

Dan Tynan — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:46:03 +0000

As the Vatican ponders who will succeed Pope Benedict XVI, please allow us to make a few suggestions.

Apple Patents New Microslut Antennas

Dan Tynan — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:33:18 +0000

Ground-breaking technology may enable iPhone users to locate nearby floozies within a three-mile radius, or extremely small hussies at great distances. Only on eSarcasm.

Top 10 Ways to Tell if You’ve Been Hacked by the Chinese

Dan Tynan — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:10:53 +0000

For the last four months The New York Times has been infiltrated by Chinese hackers. It could happen to you, too. Here are the top 10 signs you've been hacked. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Word of the Year for 2012: Twatwaffle

Dan Tynan — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 20:16:46 +0000

Forget hashtag, GIF, YOLO, or any other pretenders. 2012 was clearly the year of the twatwaffle.