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On the plastic wrapping, it had a label:  Questions or comments?  Call “1-800-..etc…”

Which immediately made me think- Someone, somewhere in this world, is standing by at a telephone, awaiting questions and/or comments about disposable paper bowls.  I can’t decide if that’s really, really boring or really, really intriguing.  What sorts of questions do people have about paper bowls?  What sorts of comments?  And how do they get answers?  Does the representative study all there is to know about these paper bowls, or is there a “Frequently Asked Questions” database that he accesses to answer most inquiries about the paper bowls?  How extensive is this database?  And how was it created?  Was it based on actual questions, or did they make the FAQ database before the questions started rolling in at the release of the paper bowl product?  If it was made beforehand, that means there was a committee brainstorming what types of questions people would call in about, regarding disposable paper bowls.  That’s even more amazing of a job than the guy who sits there fielding calls about the paper bowls.

I’ve decided I want to be that guy answering calls about paper bowls.  I’m sure most days are uneventful, but every now and then, you might get a doozie of a call.  A person calling in and asking whether or not the disposable paper bowl is effective as armor against a bear attack.  And as you tell the guy, “No,” you hear his screams above the sounds of roaring, flesh ripping, and paper tearing.

They probably don’t let you have recording devices on the job, unfortunately.

If you’re anything like me, you spend your evenings dressed as a clown so you can infiltrate the Night Clown Gang to find out who the next person they’re going to eat in their sleep is in case it’s me so I can get a hotel that night.

Yeah, that was a long sentence, so what?  What are you going to do about it, not read it?  TOO LATE

UPDATE: To explain the blogspot site address, yes I did sign up for it a long time ago, and I drew this comic up yesterday, posted it, and went to modify the site to something funny, but couldn’t sign in.  It’s saying it’s sending the password reset to my gmail account, but I don’t think I signed up with a gmail account.  So, out of luck on this.  I might change the blogspot URL on the sign soon so come back!

Original Post:

I thought  would take this opportunity to tell you about a recurring nightmare I had as a kid: Elmo from Sesame Street.

Here’s the setup:  I’m cleaning a room overflowing with toys.  One by one I take the toys off the messy pile and put them away.  Soon I am at the last toy, at the bottom of the pile.  It’s Elmo, face down on the floor.  For some reason I feel anxious.  I don’t want to pick him up.  But I have to, because if i don’t, the room isn’t clean.  So I grab him and slowly turn him around to face me… and his wide-open eyes stare right into mine.  I can’t move, and I can’t scream.  Then I wake up.
That’s it.  I don’t know if that’s scarier, or the dream where the aliens who say “Yip yip yip.. uh huh, uh huh” appear in my room while I sleep.  In any case, Sesame Street did a lot of damage to my psychosis.  That is all.

The Snowman Hunting Contest Awards are here, click here after reading the final winner and honorable mention:

The third and final winner of the Snowman Hunting Contest: Rik S of the blog House of the Orange Monkey

Honorable Mention goes to:

Crazy Chucky of Crazy Chucky’s Deviant Art Page

Out Of A Forest from Tobias Gundorff Boesen on Vimeo.

The next winner of the Snowman Hunting Contest is Jande R, of Eccentric Orbits! She drew up a comic-style snowman hunt, featuring Edmund himself in a cameo role. Per Jande: The female character is Rowan, one of two xeno-archeologists from our “Alien Artifacts” storylines. Her comic site is currently under construction, but you can click the pic to take a peek. Thanks, Jande!

The third and final winner, along with all the other great entries, will be rolled out with Friday’s comic.

Here’s the first Snowman Hunting Contest winner! I still need to notify the winners and participants about how awesome they are.  You’re all getting prizes, so keep an eye out for an e-mail explaining it.   This is a Snowman Assassin video made by Sandy Debreuil of the webcomic Crowbar Benson.
Check it out!

Check out his comic!

Sometime this week I’ll be rolling out the Snowman Hunter Contest entries!

For now, read up on Edmund’s Guest Appearance on Woody After Hours!

Thanks for reading and continuing being awesome.