Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu http://www.duhism.com Teachings from the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:35:53 +0000 en hourly 1 © duhism duhism Teachings from the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu No No duhism2http://feedburner.google.com You look familiar http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/duhism2/~3/YXwPYEiWFU0/ http://www.duhism.com/1474/you-look-familiar/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:35:53 +0000 Bob Tzu http://www.duhism.com/?p=1474 I just attended a reincarnation workshop.

Again.

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The Master can make do with a spare.

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Luckily, most insurance policies will cover having it removed.

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