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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:creativeCommons="http://backend.userland.com/creativeCommonsRssModule" version="2.0"><channel><title>Digi Whack | digiwhack.me</title><link>http://digiwhack.me</link><language>en-us</language><description>Permenant graffetti in the digital world - say your whack message now!</description><docs>http://digiwhack.me/rss.xml</docs><webMaster>info@digiwhack.me (Digi Whack)</webMaster><copyright>Copyright digiwhack.me The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only.</copyright><image><url>http://media.digiwhack.me/digiwhack_logo.gif</url><title>Digi Whack | digiwhack.me</title><link>http://digiwhack.me</link></image><creativeCommons:license>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/</creativeCommons:license><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/digiwhack" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:emailServiceId xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0">digiwhack</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0">http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title><![CDATA[Not this one you fool! the bottom right one]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/not-this-one-you-fool-the-bottom-right-one</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/not-this-one-you-fool-the-bottom-right-one</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:35:54 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HI SHASHAKIM GOOD
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hi-shashakim-good</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hi-shashakim-good</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:00:08 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[E-trade is a piece of shit company! Never, ever use them. They will steal your money and tell you it's your own fault. Cock suckers!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/e-trade-is-a-piece-of-shit-company-never-ever-use-them-they-will-steal-your-money-and-tell-you-it-s-your-own-fault-cock-suckers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/e-trade-is-a-piece-of-shit-company-never-ever-use-them-they-will-steal-your-money-and-tell-you-it-s-your-own-fault-cock-suckers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:03:30 EST</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's not a learning curve if the code is broken.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-learning-curve-if-the-code-is-broken</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-learning-curve-if-the-code-is-broken</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 08:59:59 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is very sorry a spammer is ruining the fun for everyone. Here is their IP address, they are in new york 68.173.96.237]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-very-sorry-a-spammer-is-ruining-the-fun-for-everyone-here-is-their-ip-address-they-are-in-new-york-68-173-96-237</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-very-sorry-a-spammer-is-ruining-the-fun-for-everyone-here-is-their-ip-address-they-are-in-new-york-68-173-96-237</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:45:55 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Fuck you spammer!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/fuck-you-spammer</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/fuck-you-spammer</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:51:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dear homeless guy, thanks for explaining my sexual options to me. Very informative.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/dear-homeless-guy-thanks-for-explaining-my-sexual-options-to-me-very-informative</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/dear-homeless-guy-thanks-for-explaining-my-sexual-options-to-me-very-informative</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:40:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What would happen if the world ran itself? Corporations and fascists would go out of bizness.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/what-would-happen-if-the-world-ran-itself-corporations-and-fascists-would-go-out-of-bizness</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/what-would-happen-if-the-world-ran-itself-corporations-and-fascists-would-go-out-of-bizness</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:56:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You're a dick!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-re-a-dick</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-re-a-dick</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:48:05 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scurvy is the new black.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/scurvy-is-the-new-black</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/scurvy-is-the-new-black</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 1 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:52:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[i am experiencing objected oriented benzodiazepine withdrawal  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-experiencing-objected-oriented-benzodiazepine-withdrawal</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-am-experiencing-objected-oriented-benzodiazepine-withdrawal</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:39:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half ass. - Homer Simpson]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-like-your-job-you-don-t-strike-you-just-go-in-everyday-and-do-it-really-half-ass-homer-simpson</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-like-your-job-you-don-t-strike-you-just-go-in-everyday-and-do-it-really-half-ass-homer-simpson</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:11:55 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rock me baby like a wagon wheel!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/rock-me-baby-like-a-wagon-wheel</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/rock-me-baby-like-a-wagon-wheel</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:47:59 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love is a still myth
Such illusions do persist
Hope in Hesiod's myth]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-a-still-myth-such-illusions-do-persist-hope-in-hesiod-s-myth</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-a-still-myth-such-illusions-do-persist-hope-in-hesiod-s-myth</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:56:50 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[0010111010100101010011111010100101010101010101010101101010101010110110101101010101010010101010101101010101010101010101010101001011011011102]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/0010111010100101010011111010100101010101010101010101101010101010110110101101010101010010101010101101010101010101010101010101001011011011102</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/0010111010100101010011111010100101010101010101010101101010101010110110101101010101010010101010101101010101010101010101010101001011011011102</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:54:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[O O O O O O O O!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:52:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I never make a mistake.  Once I thought I did, but I was wrong, so I was right.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-never-make-a-mistake-once-i-thought-i-did-but-i-was-wrong-so-i-was-right</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-never-make-a-mistake-once-i-thought-i-did-but-i-was-wrong-so-i-was-right</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 2 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:51:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hack day is for hacks]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hack-day-is-for-hacks</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hack-day-is-for-hacks</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 10 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:55:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[activities in progress. 
enter at your own risk.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/activities-in-progress-enter-at-your-own-risk</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/activities-in-progress-enter-at-your-own-risk</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:17:30 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did it hurt?  When you fell from the sky, cause I think you're an angel.  Oh, you're really a man?  Well then, sorry about that.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-from-the-sky-cause-i-think-you-re-an-angel-oh-you-re-really-a-man-well-then-sorry-about-that</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/did-it-hurt-when-you-fell-from-the-sky-cause-i-think-you-re-an-angel-oh-you-re-really-a-man-well-then-sorry-about-that</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:00:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Homeless people would rather have a  cigarette than a dollar, It's hilarious.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/homeless-people-would-rather-have-a-cigarette-than-a-dollar-it-s-hilarious</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/homeless-people-would-rather-have-a-cigarette-than-a-dollar-it-s-hilarious</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:00:05 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A/S/L?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/a-s-l</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/a-s-l</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:59:27 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your parents hated you, you were adopted, and no one can remember who you are on a daily basis.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/your-parents-hated-you-you-were-adopted-and-no-one-can-remember-who-you-are-on-a-daily-basis</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/your-parents-hated-you-you-were-adopted-and-no-one-can-remember-who-you-are-on-a-daily-basis</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:58:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Playing World Of Warcraft isn't playing at all.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/playing-world-of-warcraft-isn-t-playing-at-all</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/playing-world-of-warcraft-isn-t-playing-at-all</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 13 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:57:42 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tuna salad goes better with grapes and pecans.  Seriously, try it.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tuna-salad-goes-better-with-grapes-and-pecans-seriously-try-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tuna-salad-goes-better-with-grapes-and-pecans-seriously-try-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 10 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:56:35 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Movies make us a realize how comfortable we are not parachuting out of planes or dodging bullets in a parka.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/movies-make-us-a-realize-how-comfortable-we-are-not-parachuting-out-of-planes-or-dodging-bullets-in-a-parka</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/movies-make-us-a-realize-how-comfortable-we-are-not-parachuting-out-of-planes-or-dodging-bullets-in-a-parka</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:55:49 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'd rather be texting right now.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-d-rather-be-texting-right-now</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-d-rather-be-texting-right-now</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:54:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[People trying to be different end up being the same.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/people-trying-to-be-different-end-up-being-the-same</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/people-trying-to-be-different-end-up-being-the-same</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:53:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Caution: Slow Children At Play!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/caution-slow-children-at-play</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/caution-slow-children-at-play</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:53:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stubbing your toe is like falling off a building, except it makes you curse a hell of a lot more.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/stubbing-your-toe-is-like-falling-off-a-building-except-it-makes-you-curse-a-hell-of-a-lot-more</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/stubbing-your-toe-is-like-falling-off-a-building-except-it-makes-you-curse-a-hell-of-a-lot-more</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:52:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you were ever picked last for dodgeball, chances are you're fatter than you think.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-were-ever-picked-last-for-dodgeball-chances-are-you-re-fatter-than-you-think</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-were-ever-picked-last-for-dodgeball-chances-are-you-re-fatter-than-you-think</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:51:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Really don't mind if you sit this one out.  My word's but a whisper, your deafness a shout! -- Jethro Tull]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/really-don-t-mind-if-you-sit-this-one-out-my-word-s-but-a-whisper-your-deafness-a-shout-jethro-tull</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/really-don-t-mind-if-you-sit-this-one-out-my-word-s-but-a-whisper-your-deafness-a-shout-jethro-tull</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:51:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/women-need-a-reason-to-have-sex-men-just-need-a-place</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/women-need-a-reason-to-have-sex-men-just-need-a-place</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked 4</description><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:17:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh man, I've felt totally stoned all day and I'm sober. Not sure if this is good or bad. Hope I don't die!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/oh-man-i-ve-felt-totally-stoned-all-day-and-i-m-sober-not-sure-if-this-is-good-or-bad-hope-i-don-t-die</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/oh-man-i-ve-felt-totally-stoned-all-day-and-i-m-sober-not-sure-if-this-is-good-or-bad-hope-i-don-t-die</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 12 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:26:25 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler Hite is actually really cool... sorry you don't feel the same way haters]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-actually-really-cool-sorry-you-don-t-feel-the-same-way-haters</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-actually-really-cool-sorry-you-don-t-feel-the-same-way-haters</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:25:37 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler Hite likes it up the ass.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-likes-it-up-the-ass</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-likes-it-up-the-ass</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 7 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:21:29 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I second this...he has a VERY small dick too... :( Love, Kirsten...and Jeremy lasts longer]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-second-this-he-has-a-very-small-dick-too-love-kirsten-and-jeremy-lasts-longer</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-second-this-he-has-a-very-small-dick-too-love-kirsten-and-jeremy-lasts-longer</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:20:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tyler Hite is a fucking loser:-) Love morgan]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-a-fucking-loser-love-morgan</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tyler-hite-is-a-fucking-loser-love-morgan</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:19:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["Be who you are,say how you feel.Those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind." Dr.Suess]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/be-who-you-are-say-how-you-feel-those-who-mind-dont-matter-and-those-who-matter-dont-mind-dr-suess</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/be-who-you-are-say-how-you-feel-those-who-mind-dont-matter-and-those-who-matter-dont-mind-dr-suess</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 2 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 15:05:18 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[UI Designer Dinner Party- Photocopies of Dish  from "Food & Wine" on finest chinaware with fanciest silverware and Perrier.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/ui-designer-dinner-party-photocopies-of-dish-from-food-wine-on-finest-chinaware-with-fanciest-silverware-and-perrier</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/ui-designer-dinner-party-photocopies-of-dish-from-food-wine-on-finest-chinaware-with-fanciest-silverware-and-perrier</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:30:52 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Web product managers are total fucktards!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/web-product-managers-are-total-fucktards</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/web-product-managers-are-total-fucktards</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 10:41:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I long for your love.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-long-for-your-love</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-long-for-your-love</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 11 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:01:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Holy Moly ...  It is already Friday again ? ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/holy-moly-it-is-already-friday-again</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/holy-moly-it-is-already-friday-again</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 25 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:20:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My policy is that people shouldn't throw stones, unless they live in a glass house.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/my-policy-is-that-people-shouldn-t-throw-stones-unless-they-live-in-a-glass-house</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/my-policy-is-that-people-shouldn-t-throw-stones-unless-they-live-in-a-glass-house</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:44:24 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[the more information you have,the more informed you are!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-more-information-you-have-the-more-informed-you-are</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-more-information-you-have-the-more-informed-you-are</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 23 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 13:31:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[i'm balls deep in the internet.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-balls-deep-in-the-internet</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-balls-deep-in-the-internet</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:21:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[All the world is my child's oyster. I just get the mud that oyster lives in. ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/all-the-world-is-my-child-s-oyster-i-just-get-the-mud-that-oyster-lives-in</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/all-the-world-is-my-child-s-oyster-i-just-get-the-mud-that-oyster-lives-in</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 4 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:10:37 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If I was rich, I wouldn't have to listen to anyone but my inner child. Instead, I get to spend my day listening to my bosses inner child.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-was-rich-i-wouldn-t-have-to-listen-to-anyone-but-my-inner-child-instead-i-get-to-spend-my-day-listening-to-my-bosses-inner-child</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-was-rich-i-wouldn-t-have-to-listen-to-anyone-but-my-inner-child-instead-i-get-to-spend-my-day-listening-to-my-bosses-inner-child</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 29 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:53:42 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Do you know the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock in your mouth.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/do-you-know-the-difference-between-jelly-and-jam-i-can-t-jelly-my-cock-in-your-mouth</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/do-you-know-the-difference-between-jelly-and-jam-i-can-t-jelly-my-cock-in-your-mouth</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:28:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[An idiot is a person who doesn't realize someone else may have  the better answer to a problem]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/an-idiot-is-a-person-who-doesn-t-realize-someone-else-may-have-the-better-answer-to-a-problem</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/an-idiot-is-a-person-who-doesn-t-realize-someone-else-may-have-the-better-answer-to-a-problem</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 84 times and is ranked 14</description><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:16:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Anything that isn't constructive is just noise.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/anything-that-isn-t-constructive-is-just-noise</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/anything-that-isn-t-constructive-is-just-noise</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:57:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nothing is impossible except peeing in a naked man's pocket.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/nothing-is-impossible-except-peeing-in-a-naked-man-s-pocket</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/nothing-is-impossible-except-peeing-in-a-naked-man-s-pocket</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 30 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:34:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Love is like porn, without all the stuff that makes porn good.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-like-porn-without-all-the-stuff-that-makes-porn-good</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/love-is-like-porn-without-all-the-stuff-that-makes-porn-good</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 47 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:37:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[is there a difference between a powerless tool and a lying asshole. I say one is the tool of the other ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-there-a-difference-between-a-powerless-tool-and-a-lying-asshole-i-say-one-is-the-tool-of-the-other</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-there-a-difference-between-a-powerless-tool-and-a-lying-asshole-i-say-one-is-the-tool-of-the-other</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 13 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:41:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Those who can't do are HR gatekeepers.  ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/those-who-can-t-do-are-hr-gatekeepers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/those-who-can-t-do-are-hr-gatekeepers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:47:59 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[look head need feet ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/look-head-need-feet</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/look-head-need-feet</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 13 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:22:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Eating peanut butter cookies somehow doesn't replace the craving for sex.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/eating-peanut-butter-cookies-somehow-doesn-t-replace-the-craving-for-sex</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/eating-peanut-butter-cookies-somehow-doesn-t-replace-the-craving-for-sex</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 33 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:59:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I feel so ugly when I don't get fucked regularly.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-feel-so-ugly-when-i-don-t-get-fucked-regularly</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-feel-so-ugly-when-i-don-t-get-fucked-regularly</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:59:17 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm a fat girl in a skinny girl's body.  One day that'll catch up.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-a-fat-girl-in-a-skinny-girl-s-body-one-day-that-ll-catch-up</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-a-fat-girl-in-a-skinny-girl-s-body-one-day-that-ll-catch-up</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:58:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's not a cookie-eating contest when you're the only contestant.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-cookie-eating-contest-when-you-re-the-only-contestant</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-not-a-cookie-eating-contest-when-you-re-the-only-contestant</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 26 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:57:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[michael jackson raped babys]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/michael-jackson-raped-babys</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/michael-jackson-raped-babys</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 01:02:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Attendance is low this year. Guess it was the poison kool-aid we served last year that drove them away.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/attendance-is-low-this-year-guess-it-was-the-poison-kool-aid-we-served-last-year-that-drove-them-away</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/attendance-is-low-this-year-guess-it-was-the-poison-kool-aid-we-served-last-year-that-drove-them-away</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 34 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:29:27 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I should have another one for beating the clap.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-should-have-another-one-for-beating-the-clap</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-should-have-another-one-for-beating-the-clap</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:22:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[One time at band camp.. I totally did stuff to this boy and he LIKED it.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/one-time-at-band-camp-i-totally-did-stuff-to-this-boy-and-he-liked-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/one-time-at-band-camp-i-totally-did-stuff-to-this-boy-and-he-liked-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 9 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 18:23:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[if I shot a homeless guy in the face would anyone care?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-shot-a-homeless-guy-in-the-face-would-anyone-care</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-shot-a-homeless-guy-in-the-face-would-anyone-care</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 5 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:47:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[After age 30, only balding dudes and ugly chicks wear hats.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/after-age-30-only-balding-dudes-and-ugly-chicks-wear-hats</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/after-age-30-only-balding-dudes-and-ugly-chicks-wear-hats</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 29 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:21:07 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm sorry, but white chicks are fat.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-sorry-but-white-chicks-are-fat</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-sorry-but-white-chicks-are-fat</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 3 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:02:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[In the summer, my cat's ears are cold and furry--like balls.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/in-the-summer-my-cat-s-ears-are-cold-and-furry-like-balls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/in-the-summer-my-cat-s-ears-are-cold-and-furry-like-balls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:44:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Wish ctrl + alt + delete would work on my life.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/wish-ctrl-alt-delete-would-work-on-my-life</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/wish-ctrl-alt-delete-would-work-on-my-life</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:43:22 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When it is late, I can't sleep, and I'm lonely, sometimes I rub the inside of my cat's ear over and over again with my left thumb. ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/when-it-is-late-i-can-t-sleep-and-i-m-lonely-sometimes-i-rub-the-inside-of-my-cat-s-ear-over-and-over-again-with-my-left-thumb</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/when-it-is-late-i-can-t-sleep-and-i-m-lonely-sometimes-i-rub-the-inside-of-my-cat-s-ear-over-and-over-again-with-my-left-thumb</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 42 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:33:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If this is freedom, then I'm getting my wings clipped.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-this-is-freedom-then-i-m-getting-my-wings-clipped</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-this-is-freedom-then-i-m-getting-my-wings-clipped</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:30:25 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If I see the midget elevator message one more time, I'm going to go on a midget extermination rampage!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-see-the-midget-elevator-message-one-more-time-i-m-going-to-go-on-a-midget-extermination-rampage</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-see-the-midget-elevator-message-one-more-time-i-m-going-to-go-on-a-midget-extermination-rampage</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:18:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Just because I want you to cum on my face doesn't mean I have low self esteem! ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/just-because-i-want-you-to-cum-on-my-face-doesn-t-mean-i-have-low-self-esteem</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/just-because-i-want-you-to-cum-on-my-face-doesn-t-mean-i-have-low-self-esteem</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 45 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 22:17:36 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The last thing I need is a foodie cat with expensive tastes.  Eat the dry food, damn it!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-last-thing-i-need-is-a-foodie-cat-with-expensive-tastes-eat-the-dry-food-damn-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-last-thing-i-need-is-a-foodie-cat-with-expensive-tastes-eat-the-dry-food-damn-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 57 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:58:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sometimes it doesn't take a village.  Sometimes it just takes a recovering heroin addict telling you to look on the bright side of things.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-it-doesn-t-take-a-village-sometimes-it-just-takes-a-recovering-heroin-addict-telling-you-to-look-on-the-bright-side-of-things</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-it-doesn-t-take-a-village-sometimes-it-just-takes-a-recovering-heroin-addict-telling-you-to-look-on-the-bright-side-of-things</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 60 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:56:12 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[There once was a ban on buggers, objecting to all gay fuggers.  All did complain, the law gave no gain, and Subarus kept driving ruggers.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/there-once-was-a-ban-on-buggers-objecting-to-all-gay-fuggers-all-did-complain-the-law-gave-no-gain-and-subarus-kept-driving-ruggers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/there-once-was-a-ban-on-buggers-objecting-to-all-gay-fuggers-all-did-complain-the-law-gave-no-gain-and-subarus-kept-driving-ruggers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 21 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:49:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Turn the volume down on my ass, she said]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/turn-the-volume-down-on-my-ass-she-said</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/turn-the-volume-down-on-my-ass-she-said</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 8 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:35:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Calling me 'cute' doesn't say 'cum on my face']]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/calling-me-cute-doesn-t-say-cum-on-my-face</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/calling-me-cute-doesn-t-say-cum-on-my-face</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 98 times and is ranked 7</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:36:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Names that end in G make me uncomfortable.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/names-that-end-in-g-make-me-uncomfortable</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/names-that-end-in-g-make-me-uncomfortable</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 33 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:19:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You can cum in it and she won't get pregnant]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-can-cum-in-it-and-she-won-t-get-pregnant</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-can-cum-in-it-and-she-won-t-get-pregnant</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 20 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:16:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I dub your asshole your new vagina]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-dub-your-asshole-your-new-vagina</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-dub-your-asshole-your-new-vagina</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 20 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:15:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Beans. Son. Brobro.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/beans-son-brobro</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/beans-son-brobro</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 14 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:05:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You've been cougared.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-ve-been-cougared</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-ve-been-cougared</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:02:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Make me an omelette and get in the bedroom!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/make-me-an-omelette-and-get-in-the-bedroom</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/make-me-an-omelette-and-get-in-the-bedroom</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:21:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you have a belly don't rub it!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-have-a-belly-don-t-rub-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-have-a-belly-don-t-rub-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 22 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:34:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I just come to scratch my balls
And read the writing on the walls]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/some-come-here-to-sit-and-think-others-come-to-shit-and-stink-i-just-come-to-scratch-my-balls-and-read-the-writing-on-the-walls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/some-come-here-to-sit-and-think-others-come-to-shit-and-stink-i-just-come-to-scratch-my-balls-and-read-the-writing-on-the-walls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 13 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:34:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I hope he likes beer, 'cause that's what he's getting.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-god-dwells-inside-us-like-some-people-say-i-hope-he-likes-beer-cause-that-s-what-he-s-getting</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-god-dwells-inside-us-like-some-people-say-i-hope-he-likes-beer-cause-that-s-what-he-s-getting</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 88 times and is ranked 7</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:03:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you can read this, you are too close.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-close</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-can-read-this-you-are-too-close</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:55:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-a-turtle-without-a-shell-naked-or-homeless</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-a-turtle-without-a-shell-naked-or-homeless</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 52 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 01:51:14 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Big Brother is watching.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/big-brother-is-watching</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/big-brother-is-watching</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:06:35 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you don't have the freedom to make mistakes, what freedom do you have?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-have-the-freedom-to-make-mistakes-what-freedom-do-you-have</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-don-t-have-the-freedom-to-make-mistakes-what-freedom-do-you-have</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 27 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:45:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered if people taste like their ethnic background?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/have-you-ever-wondered-if-people-taste-like-their-ethnic-background</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/have-you-ever-wondered-if-people-taste-like-their-ethnic-background</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 35 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:30:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[vivian loves to whack... digi whack.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/vivian-loves-to-whack-digi-whack</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/vivian-loves-to-whack-digi-whack</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:07:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi Greg.  How are you?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/hi-greg-how-are-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/hi-greg-how-are-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:06:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To be an Asian youth in America is to be put on an academic pedestal without consent.  The only place to go from there is down.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-an-asian-youth-in-america-is-to-be-put-on-an-academic-pedestal-without-consent-the-only-place-to-go-from-there-is-down</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-an-asian-youth-in-america-is-to-be-put-on-an-academic-pedestal-without-consent-the-only-place-to-go-from-there-is-down</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 32 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 16:05:48 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm not gonna lie, I'm addicted to Digiwhack.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-not-gonna-lie-i-m-addicted-to-digiwhack</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-m-not-gonna-lie-i-m-addicted-to-digiwhack</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 15 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:58:20 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Standing up on your own two feet isn't so easy when you get down to it--consider the centipede: 100 feet, and still, at times, it falls.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/standing-up-on-your-own-two-feet-isn-t-so-easy-when-you-get-down-to-it-consider-the-centipede-100-feet-and-still-at-times-it-falls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/standing-up-on-your-own-two-feet-isn-t-so-easy-when-you-get-down-to-it-consider-the-centipede-100-feet-and-still-at-times-it-falls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:56:52 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is life analog or digital?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/is-life-analog-or-digital</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/is-life-analog-or-digital</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 13 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:49:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[As America marches towards progress, I struggle to keep the beat.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/as-america-marches-towards-progress-i-struggle-to-keep-the-beat</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/as-america-marches-towards-progress-i-struggle-to-keep-the-beat</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 23 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 15:41:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[always have been they act like spoiled little toddlers when lose pout than name call]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/always-have-been-they-act-like-spoiled-little-toddlers-when-lose-pout-than-name-call</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/always-have-been-they-act-like-spoiled-little-toddlers-when-lose-pout-than-name-call</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 16 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:18:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Republicans are sore losers]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/republicans-are-sore-losers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/republicans-are-sore-losers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 13 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 10:31:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you want an answer, ask the walrus.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-want-an-answer-ask-the-walrus</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-want-an-answer-ask-the-walrus</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 29 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:48:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I kind of want to live as a hobo for a month.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-kind-of-want-to-live-as-a-hobo-for-a-month</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-kind-of-want-to-live-as-a-hobo-for-a-month</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 37 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:45:16 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you're reading this, you're the man.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-reading-this-you-re-the-man</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-reading-this-you-re-the-man</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 30 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:42:50 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If you're really worried you should handcuff it to your wrist like a briefcase filled with pirate treasure.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-really-worried-you-should-handcuff-it-to-your-wrist-like-a-briefcase-filled-with-pirate-treasure</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-you-re-really-worried-you-should-handcuff-it-to-your-wrist-like-a-briefcase-filled-with-pirate-treasure</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 29 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:41:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I have been waiting for seven years and fifteen days.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-have-been-waiting-for-seven-years-and-fifteen-days</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-have-been-waiting-for-seven-years-and-fifteen-days</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 20 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:34:19 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Seriously, the Geekologie Writer is probably the coolest person on the interwebs. He's the man.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/seriously-the-geekologie-writer-is-probably-the-coolest-person-on-the-interwebs-he-s-the-man</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/seriously-the-geekologie-writer-is-probably-the-coolest-person-on-the-interwebs-he-s-the-man</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 36 times and is ranked -13</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:33:22 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lucid Dreaming. Google it.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/lucid-dreaming-google-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/lucid-dreaming-google-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 31 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:31:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I once beat up a kid named Abdi. He was an asshole.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-once-beat-up-a-kid-named-abdi-he-was-an-asshole</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-once-beat-up-a-kid-named-abdi-he-was-an-asshole</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 32 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:29:14 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[No. I'm not.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-i-m-not</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-i-m-not</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 25 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:26:46 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[your giving him too much credit]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/your-giving-him-too-much-credit</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/your-giving-him-too-much-credit</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 18 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:25:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Geekologie writer is freaking awesome.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-geekologie-writer-is-freaking-awesome</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-geekologie-writer-is-freaking-awesome</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:22:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Prepare.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/the-zombie-apocalypse-is-upon-us-prepare</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/the-zombie-apocalypse-is-upon-us-prepare</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 63 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:07:36 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Barack Obama is the Antichrist.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/barack-obama-is-the-antichrist</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/barack-obama-is-the-antichrist</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 25 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:03:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Omg, I love bathroom lines]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/omg-i-love-bathroom-lines</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/omg-i-love-bathroom-lines</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 23 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:47:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To All Employees:
New Incentive Plan! -Work or GET FIRED.
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/to-all-employees-new-incentive-plan-work-or-get-fired</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/to-all-employees-new-incentive-plan-work-or-get-fired</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 52 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:07:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How do you figure? ...Pen & paper.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/how-do-you-figure-pen-paper</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/how-do-you-figure-pen-paper</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:06:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bathroom political ideology is lame]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/bathroom-political-ideology-is-lame</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/bathroom-political-ideology-is-lame</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 19 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:29:29 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[To be unemployed in America is to be invisible.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-unemployed-in-america-is-to-be-invisible</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/to-be-unemployed-in-america-is-to-be-invisible</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 45 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:24:16 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Unemployment is a character builder.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/unemployment-is-a-character-builder</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/unemployment-is-a-character-builder</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 40 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:23:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[No one should have to choose between health insurance and food & housing.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-one-should-have-to-choose-between-health-insurance-and-food-housing</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-one-should-have-to-choose-between-health-insurance-and-food-housing</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 25 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:23:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Does a big nose on a girl mean she has a big vag?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/does-a-big-nose-on-a-girl-mean-she-has-a-big-vag</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/does-a-big-nose-on-a-girl-mean-she-has-a-big-vag</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 17 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:39:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[here I sit
bun a flex'en
squeezing out
another Texan]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/here-i-sit-bun-a-flex-en-squeezing-out-another-texan</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/here-i-sit-bun-a-flex-en-squeezing-out-another-texan</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 48 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:51:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's all fun and games until somebody declares their love.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-somebody-declares-their-love</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-somebody-declares-their-love</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 82 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:27:57 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[sometimes your the bug sometimes your the windshield]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-your-the-bug-sometimes-your-the-windshield</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/sometimes-your-the-bug-sometimes-your-the-windshield</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 54 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:04:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Turns out, I hate people.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/turns-out-i-hate-people</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/turns-out-i-hate-people</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 33 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:12:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Technology don't fail me now!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/technology-don-t-fail-me-now</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/technology-don-t-fail-me-now</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 39 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:45:09 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[9/11 was an inside job ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/9-11-was-an-inside-job</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/9-11-was-an-inside-job</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 49 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:26:48 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[never trust someone with an @aol.com e-mail address
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/never-trust-someone-with-an-aol-com-e-mail-address</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/never-trust-someone-with-an-aol-com-e-mail-address</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 107 times and is ranked 0</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:13:42 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[no money, no hookers and blow.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/no-money-no-hookers-and-blow</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/no-money-no-hookers-and-blow</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 39 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 14:11:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[smiley piercings rock]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/smiley-piercings-rock</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/smiley-piercings-rock</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 50 times and is ranked -11</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:59:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[it sucks when you have to wipe more than once and/or get shit/piss on your fingers.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-sucks-when-you-have-to-wipe-more-than-once-and-or-get-shit-piss-on-your-fingers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-sucks-when-you-have-to-wipe-more-than-once-and-or-get-shit-piss-on-your-fingers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 55 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:58:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[We never went to the moon.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/we-never-went-to-the-moon</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/we-never-went-to-the-moon</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 66 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:51:31 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[tonsillectomy sucks hairy sweaty ball sacks full of razorblades]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/tonsillectomy-sucks-hairy-sweaty-ball-sacks-full-of-razorblades</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/tonsillectomy-sucks-hairy-sweaty-ball-sacks-full-of-razorblades</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 43 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:50:47 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A war does not tell who is right, but who is left.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/a-war-does-not-tell-who-is-right-but-who-is-left</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/a-war-does-not-tell-who-is-right-but-who-is-left</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 340 times and is ranked 79</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:40:49 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[OMFG if one more retard writes the 'upon these walls' bit I am gonna stab them. Fucking idiots]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/omfg-if-one-more-retard-writes-the-upon-these-walls-bit-i-am-gonna-stab-them-fucking-idiots</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/omfg-if-one-more-retard-writes-the-upon-these-walls-bit-i-am-gonna-stab-them-fucking-idiots</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 74 times and is ranked -5</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:10:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[He who writes upon these walls
rolls his shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/he-who-writes-upon-these-walls-rolls-his-shit-in-little-balls-those-who-read-these-words-of-wit-eat-those-little-balls-of-shit</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/he-who-writes-upon-these-walls-rolls-his-shit-in-little-balls-those-who-read-these-words-of-wit-eat-those-little-balls-of-shit</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 48 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:41:04 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is a matter of life, time is a matter of time...life last one time but time last for life!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/life-is-a-matter-of-life-time-is-a-matter-of-time-life-last-one-time-but-time-last-for-life</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/life-is-a-matter-of-life-time-is-a-matter-of-time-life-last-one-time-but-time-last-for-life</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 41 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:24:56 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Always remember Don't forget to cup the balls]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/always-remember-don-t-forget-to-cup-the-balls</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/always-remember-don-t-forget-to-cup-the-balls</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 68 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:03:13 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I wish my wife was this dirty!!!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-wish-my-wife-was-this-dirty</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-wish-my-wife-was-this-dirty</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 101 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:49:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Plastic surgery is great. It lets you look on the outside how you feel on the inside; FAKE! -- Daniel Tosh]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/plastic-surgery-is-great-it-lets-you-look-on-the-outside-how-you-feel-on-the-inside-fake-daniel-tosh</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/plastic-surgery-is-great-it-lets-you-look-on-the-outside-how-you-feel-on-the-inside-fake-daniel-tosh</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 104 times and is ranked 6</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:20:30 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[This site is full of stupid crap!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/this-site-is-full-of-stupid-crap</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/this-site-is-full-of-stupid-crap</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 69 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:47:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Be careful when you date passionate people,sometimes they love you, sometimes hate you. And when they hate, boy do they hate you!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/be-careful-when-you-date-passionate-people-sometimes-they-love-you-sometimes-hate-you-and-when-they-hate-boy-do-they-hate-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/be-careful-when-you-date-passionate-people-sometimes-they-love-you-sometimes-hate-you-and-when-they-hate-boy-do-they-hate-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 77 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:37:15 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lindsey, I don't think we should see each other anymore. It's not you, it's me. Good luck with everything
-david]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/lindsey-i-don-t-think-we-should-see-each-other-anymore-it-s-not-you-it-s-me-good-luck-with-everything-david</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/lindsey-i-don-t-think-we-should-see-each-other-anymore-it-s-not-you-it-s-me-good-luck-with-everything-david</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 70 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:53:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I will never say I'm sorry]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-will-never-say-i-m-sorry</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-will-never-say-i-m-sorry</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 59 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:21:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Can I keep you?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/can-i-keep-you</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/can-i-keep-you</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 62 times and is ranked -13</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 02:02:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You are a nasty bitch]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-are-a-nasty-bitch</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-are-a-nasty-bitch</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 48 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 01:52:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Death is just a part of life.  The very last part.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/death-is-just-a-part-of-life-the-very-last-part</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/death-is-just-a-part-of-life-the-very-last-part</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 147 times and is ranked 21</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 20:21:31 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Urban survival is going shopping in stiletto heels]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/urban-survival-is-going-shopping-in-stiletto-heels</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/urban-survival-is-going-shopping-in-stiletto-heels</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 83 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:10:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[There's never any point in spraying perfume on poop.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/there-s-never-any-point-in-spraying-perfume-on-poop</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/there-s-never-any-point-in-spraying-perfume-on-poop</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 107 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:54:09 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[People who write in all caps are retarded]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/people-who-write-in-all-caps-are-retarded</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/people-who-write-in-all-caps-are-retarded</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 73 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:24:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[STRESS IS WHAT OCCURS WHEN YOU RESIST THE URGE TO CHOKE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE WHO DESPERATELY NEEDS IT]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/stress-is-what-occurs-when-you-resist-the-urge-to-choke-the-living-crap-out-of-someone-who-desperately-needs-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/stress-is-what-occurs-when-you-resist-the-urge-to-choke-the-living-crap-out-of-someone-who-desperately-needs-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 217 times and is ranked 37</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:17:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[" BUCK OFAMA "]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/buck-ofama</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/buck-ofama</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 64 times and is ranked -8</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:14:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Be like father
Not like sis 
Raise the lid
Before you piss]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/be-like-father-not-like-sis-raise-the-lid-before-you-piss</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/be-like-father-not-like-sis-raise-the-lid-before-you-piss</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 82 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 12:53:31 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[women worry about growing old
men just never grow up]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/women-worry-about-growing-old-men-just-never-grow-up</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/women-worry-about-growing-old-men-just-never-grow-up</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 114 times and is ranked -1</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:35:10 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[when life gives you lemons make lemonade....then find someone whos life gave them vodka.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/when-life-gives-you-lemons-make-lemonade-then-find-someone-whos-life-gave-them-vodka</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/when-life-gives-you-lemons-make-lemonade-then-find-someone-whos-life-gave-them-vodka</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 186 times and is ranked 39</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:11:08 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Never shit in your own mouth.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/never-shit-in-your-own-mouth</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/never-shit-in-your-own-mouth</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 78 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:05:43 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you make the less shit you eat.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/life-is-like-a-shit-sandwich-the-more-bread-you-make-the-less-shit-you-eat</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/life-is-like-a-shit-sandwich-the-more-bread-you-make-the-less-shit-you-eat</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 113 times and is ranked 6</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:04:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[According to Osha regulation number 222 all turds exceeding 6 inches in length must be hand lowered to prevent chemical back splash.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/according-to-osha-regulation-number-222-all-turds-exceeding-6-inches-in-length-must-be-hand-lowered-to-prevent-chemical-back-splash</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/according-to-osha-regulation-number-222-all-turds-exceeding-6-inches-in-length-must-be-hand-lowered-to-prevent-chemical-back-splash</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 140 times and is ranked 2</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 23:59:25 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Im high and I'm high! Crazy]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/im-high-and-i-m-high-crazy</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/im-high-and-i-m-high-crazy</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 71 times and is ranked -15</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:18:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[4:47!! #447]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/4-47-447</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/4-47-447</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 80 times and is ranked -18</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:03:40 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[PEOPLE WHO WRITE ON SHIT-HOUSE WALLS, ROLL THEIR SHIT IN LITTLE BALLS. PEOPLE WHO READ THESE WORDS OF WITT, EAT THOSE LITTLE BALLS OF SHIT!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/people-who-write-on-shit-house-walls-roll-their-shit-in-little-balls-people-who-read-these-words-of-witt-eat-those-little-balls-of-shit</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/people-who-write-on-shit-house-walls-roll-their-shit-in-little-balls-people-who-read-these-words-of-witt-eat-those-little-balls-of-shit</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 71 times and is ranked -18</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:44:48 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If only people would realize that Latinos and Hispanics are not mexican the world would be alot better.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-only-people-would-realize-that-latinos-and-hispanics-are-not-mexican-the-world-would-be-alot-better</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-only-people-would-realize-that-latinos-and-hispanics-are-not-mexican-the-world-would-be-alot-better</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 98 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:42:23 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I will not be made to feel guilty about my own emotions.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-will-not-be-made-to-feel-guilty-about-my-own-emotions</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-will-not-be-made-to-feel-guilty-about-my-own-emotions</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 114 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:01:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Time to reboot my human BIOS. Oral, then anal.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/time-to-reboot-my-human-bios-oral-then-anal</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/time-to-reboot-my-human-bios-oral-then-anal</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 71 times and is ranked -18</description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:25:45 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I love porn]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-love-porn</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-love-porn</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 98 times and is ranked -11</description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:25:09 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's great to be a large, dark man with large, dark thoughts.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-great-to-be-a-large-dark-man-with-large-dark-thoughts</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-great-to-be-a-large-dark-man-with-large-dark-thoughts</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 93 times and is ranked -18</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 23:54:09 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[God created man first, but you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/god-created-man-first-but-you-always-make-a-rough-draft-before-the-final-masterpiece</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/god-created-man-first-but-you-always-make-a-rough-draft-before-the-final-masterpiece</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 133 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 01:36:33 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Old people always complain that young people are dumb. It's funny cause all the old people I know are really dumb]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/old-people-always-complain-that-young-people-are-dumb-it-s-funny-cause-all-the-old-people-i-know-are-really-dumb</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/old-people-always-complain-that-young-people-are-dumb-it-s-funny-cause-all-the-old-people-i-know-are-really-dumb</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 99 times and is ranked -13</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:09:49 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[In corporate America, having a fancy title doesn't mean you know how to read!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/in-corporate-america-having-a-fancy-title-doesn-t-mean-you-know-how-to-read</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/in-corporate-america-having-a-fancy-title-doesn-t-mean-you-know-how-to-read</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 111 times and is ranked -2</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:05:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[some people make life hard]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/some-people-make-life-hard</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/some-people-make-life-hard</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 102 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:43:38 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/just-because-you-got-the-monkey-off-your-back-doesn-t-mean-the-circus-has-left-town</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/just-because-you-got-the-monkey-off-your-back-doesn-t-mean-the-circus-has-left-town</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 148 times and is ranked 3</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:24:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You look as ugly as I feel, kill yourself]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/you-look-as-ugly-as-i-feel-kill-yourself</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/you-look-as-ugly-as-i-feel-kill-yourself</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 105 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:42:01 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It takes a lot of right wing nut jobs to make the hate go round]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-takes-a-lot-of-right-wing-nut-jobs-to-make-the-hate-go-round</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-takes-a-lot-of-right-wing-nut-jobs-to-make-the-hate-go-round</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 85 times and is ranked -7</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 11:34:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[your eyes are redder than the devil's dick.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/your-eyes-are-redder-than-the-devil-s-dick</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/your-eyes-are-redder-than-the-devil-s-dick</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 109 times and is ranked -14</description><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:40:16 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[We all have to piss on our own electric fences sometimes.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/we-all-have-to-piss-on-our-own-electric-fences-sometimes</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/we-all-have-to-piss-on-our-own-electric-fences-sometimes</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 114 times and is ranked -6</description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:22:00 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[BOOBS!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/boobs</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/boobs</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 112 times and is ranked -12</description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:51:15 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's summer and I'm not addicted to heroine.  Clearly, love is in the air.
]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-summer-and-i-m-not-addicted-to-heroine-clearly-love-is-in-the-air</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/it-s-summer-and-i-m-not-addicted-to-heroine-clearly-love-is-in-the-air</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 139 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:21:41 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rules, like men, were meant to be broken. ]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/rules-like-men-were-meant-to-be-broken</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/rules-like-men-were-meant-to-be-broken</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 136 times and is ranked 1</description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:18:22 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Be the lamb or be the knife.  Try being both, and you end up cutting your own throat.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/be-the-lamb-or-be-the-knife-try-being-both-and-you-end-up-cutting-your-own-throat</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/be-the-lamb-or-be-the-knife-try-being-both-and-you-end-up-cutting-your-own-throat</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 127 times and is ranked -3</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:05:51 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Being rich in spirit and poor in cash still makes you poor]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/being-rich-in-spirit-and-poor-in-cash-still-makes-you-poor</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/being-rich-in-spirit-and-poor-in-cash-still-makes-you-poor</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 254 times and is ranked 45</description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:42:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ever wonder why they named crap messages from strangers spam? The same reason they named that brand of meat spam.  They are both terrible.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/ever-wonder-why-they-named-crap-messages-from-strangers-spam-the-same-reason-they-named-that-brand-of-meat-spam-they-are-both-terrible</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/ever-wonder-why-they-named-crap-messages-from-strangers-spam-the-same-reason-they-named-that-brand-of-meat-spam-they-are-both-terrible</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 128 times and is ranked -16</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:44:39 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus Loves You.  
(Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.)]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/jesus-loves-you-everyone-else-thinks-you-re-an-asshole</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/jesus-loves-you-everyone-else-thinks-you-re-an-asshole</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 657 times and is ranked 47</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:56:09 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Someday I will become rich by inventing a way to stab people in the face via the internet.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/someday-i-will-become-rich-by-inventing-a-way-to-stab-people-in-the-face-via-the-internet</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/someday-i-will-become-rich-by-inventing-a-way-to-stab-people-in-the-face-via-the-internet</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 152 times and is ranked 15</description><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 09:47:57 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I admit I'm angry, but at least I'm honest! You're just a little pussy bitch. I hope you die]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-admit-i-m-angry-but-at-least-i-m-honest-you-re-just-a-little-pussy-bitch-i-hope-you-die</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-admit-i-m-angry-but-at-least-i-m-honest-you-re-just-a-little-pussy-bitch-i-hope-you-die</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 112 times and is ranked -17</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:52:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Republicans made it cool for poor people to hate themselves. For the Win!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/republicans-made-it-cool-for-poor-people-to-hate-themselves-for-the-win</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/republicans-made-it-cool-for-poor-people-to-hate-themselves-for-the-win</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 103 times and is ranked -17</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:23:03 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Katie, stop trying to steal my boyfriend, you psycho bitch.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/katie-stop-trying-to-steal-my-boyfriend-you-psycho-bitch</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/katie-stop-trying-to-steal-my-boyfriend-you-psycho-bitch</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 458 times and is ranked 45</description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:26:57 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[First, let's murder all the lawyers!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/first-let-s-murder-all-the-lawyers</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/first-let-s-murder-all-the-lawyers</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 106 times and is ranked -12</description><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:42:35 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why when someone farts and they say they farted; everyone tries to smell it?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/why-when-someone-farts-and-they-say-they-farted-everyone-tries-to-smell-it</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/why-when-someone-farts-and-they-say-they-farted-everyone-tries-to-smell-it</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 129 times and is ranked -4</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:38:39 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If monkey's could fly, would they still climb trees?]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-monkey-s-could-fly-would-they-still-climb-trees</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-monkey-s-could-fly-would-they-still-climb-trees</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 107 times and is ranked -10</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:37:11 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[For a good time, call Sara 212-225-7045]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/for-a-good-time-call-sara-212-225-7045</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/for-a-good-time-call-sara-212-225-7045</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 111 times and is ranked -17</description><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:06:44 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I dun like drunken daddy!]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/i-dun-like-drunken-daddy</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/i-dun-like-drunken-daddy</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 105 times and is ranked -15</description><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:13:10 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[a fool and his money are soon parted]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/a-fool-and-his-money-are-soon-parted</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/a-fool-and-his-money-are-soon-parted</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 124 times and is ranked -9</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:11:06 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[People who are unhappy with their life will do and say anything to drag you into their unhappiness with them.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/people-who-are-unhappy-with-their-life-will-do-and-say-anything-to-drag-you-into-their-unhappiness-with-them</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/people-who-are-unhappy-with-their-life-will-do-and-say-anything-to-drag-you-into-their-unhappiness-with-them</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 194 times and is ranked 24</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:21:05 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Haters blow]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/haters-blow</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/haters-blow</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 105 times and is ranked -17</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:57:58 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Confucius says, man who stands on toilet is high on pot.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/confucius-says-man-who-stands-on-toilet-is-high-on-pot</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/confucius-says-man-who-stands-on-toilet-is-high-on-pot</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 163 times and is ranked 7</description><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:36:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pro is the opposite of Con
Progress is the opposite of Congress.]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/pro-is-the-opposite-of-con-progress-is-the-opposite-of-congress</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/pro-is-the-opposite-of-con-progress-is-the-opposite-of-congress</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 137 times and is ranked 2</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:40:19 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA["if I wanted any lip from you I would scrap it off my zipper"]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-wanted-any-lip-from-you-i-would-scrap-it-off-my-zipper</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-i-wanted-any-lip-from-you-i-would-scrap-it-off-my-zipper</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 129 times and is ranked -13</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:46:16 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[If someone is invading your space, just fart, they'll move]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/if-someone-is-invading-your-space-just-fart-they-ll-move</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/if-someone-is-invading-your-space-just-fart-they-ll-move</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 189 times and is ranked 17</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 14:58:02 EDT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your ass is like two hams fighting it out under a blanket]]></title><link>http://digiwhack.me/your-ass-is-like-two-hams-fighting-it-out-under-a-blanket</link><guid>http://digiwhack.me/your-ass-is-like-two-hams-fighting-it-out-under-a-blanket</guid><description>This whack statement has been viewed 121 times and is ranked -13</description><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:43:17 EDT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
