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		<title>Something Personal</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>To those who subscribe to this blog for political humor (all 600+ of you!), please forgive me for this post. You have to know me personally, and in fact VERY CLOSELY, to understand what I&amp;#8217;m referring to, and what is going to happen next.
By now, you&amp;#8217;ve probably already heard a lot of bad things said [...]&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/1oxtlWOI1DE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Congratulations, you!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:05:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>Now I'm sure "The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson" is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/RheEQ9Tog6c" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Barack Obama: Quintessential Narcissist, Epic Failure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:43:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>Obama loves Obama like no one else on the planet, with the possible exception of Oprah Wynfrey. Everything is all about him, and anyone who would question his actions, or more often, his inaction, is to be scorned and attacked immediately. Ignore the muslim trying to detonate his shorts, go after the retired VP instead.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/zKE4layTZXA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>something new maybe?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 04:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>So I&amp;#8217;ve committed to finally getting back to using this site in 2010. It&amp;#8217;s about time, huh? Well, I&amp;#8217;m surfing around the web tonight, catching up on what has gone on in my absence, and I jet on over to the Wordpress site. Lo and behold, they have a beta version of a mobile interface [...]&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/qjoa8DZPk-E" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Back to life in 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 22:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>More coming soon, but 2009 kept me busy with businesses dying, and new ones being born. Looks as if soon, I can be back in the saddle.
 
Obama is still an evil, socialist moron. More on that later  &lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/Rjq2X2EfOWA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>What wikipedia tells us</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>Straight from Wikipedia, draw your own conclusions:
Democracy is a form of government in which power is held directly or indirectly by citizens under a free electoral system.
Republic is a state where the head of state is not a monarch&amp;#8221;, but in which the people (or at least a part of its people) do have an impact on its government.
The plurality [...]&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/rp6h71oTnHE" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Bobby Bright…the newest Congressman, and maybe the best.</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/davidwoodall/~3/pT7qPZg-hc0/</link>
		<comments>http://www.davidwoodall.com/2009/02/14/bobby-brightthe-newest-congressman-and-maybe-the-best/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>He voted AGAINST his party and FOR his people. He didn't vote AGAINST his party, AND AGAINST his people, because HE/SHE knew better than all of them combined. He honored his responsibility, he didn't use it to his advantage. Does that shed any light on it for you Seators Collins, Spector and Snow?&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/pT7qPZg-hc0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Barrack Obama</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/davidwoodall/~3/hJUeaHSTleo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>From the home office in Burnt Corn, Alabama, the Top 10 Things You Didn&amp;#8217;t Know About President Barrack Obama:
10. Will exempt &amp;#8220;Kool Milds 100s&amp;#8221; from cigarette tax.
9. Before each press conference, has Harry Reid warm up the crowd by having them chant &amp;#8220;Barrack&amp;#8230;.Barrack&amp;#8230;.Barrack is on fire!&amp;#8221; 
8. UFC nickname is &amp;#8220;Half-Black, Half-White, All-Hurt!&amp;#8221;
7. Has a golden retriever [...]&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/hJUeaHSTleo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>Amen, Dr. Rogers!</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/davidwoodall/~3/r5rqLo9smMo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>Southern Baptist pastor, Dr. Adrian Rogers: 
&amp;#8220;You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out 
of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person 
must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody 
anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When 
half of the people get the idea that [...]&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/r5rqLo9smMo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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		<title>The United States of America….where did it go?</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/davidwoodall/~3/6I-4MijR6bI/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dwood</dc:creator>
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		<description>o how do we change it back? Do you really have to ask? Why the answer is so simple, even a liberal can figure it out:

We work. Today. Tomorrow. Thursday and Saturday. We organize, and recruit, fax and call. We write, rally, campaign, and turn up our talk radio. We give a little to our Party and our future each day, every day. We show up, we stand together, and we work individually so that we and our party can triumph.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/davidwoodall/~4/6I-4MijR6bI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description>
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