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Clipping the Coattails of Barack Obama. Adios, Mr. Specter.

dwood — Wed, 19 May 2010 11:32:15 +0000

And in the coup de grace, Arlen Specter, the party-switching, vote-selling Senator who first served under John Quincy Adams was shown the door by a Joe Sestak, who trailed Specter by over 30 points just 4 months ago. .....And all three had received what is now obviously the kiss of death: an endorsement from President Barack Obama. Being associated with Obama is becoming similar to taking your sister to the Prom; you do it to show support of her, but everyone knows your both epic losers.

Adios Starbucks, but someone has to pay the price.

dwood — Mon, 17 May 2010 23:46:27 +0000

And so the cries for a national boycott of Starbucks have begun, Starbucks being the easiest, most visible Seattle-based company for the 70% of Americans who support Arizona to send a message through.....I imagine we'll get over not having Starbucks long before we would have gotten over turning our backs on Arizona.

Rick Barber for Congress in Alabama’s 2nd District

dwood — Thu, 13 May 2010 01:29:02 +0000

As many of you know, and as I’ve written in this blog before, I was somewhat hesitant, then pleasantly surprised when I moved into Alabama’s 2nd Congressional District about one and a half years ago. Bobby Bright had just been elected, and I was concerned about my Representative being a Democrat, but early on, Mr. Bright was [...]

Mr. Obama, meet Mr. Roosevelt….a REAL American.

dwood — Mon, 10 May 2010 15:09:32 +0000

Theodore Roosevelt’s ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. ‘In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any [...]

It’s Bush’s fault.

dwood — Sun, 02 May 2010 11:39:46 +0000

Car bomb in New York City. Oil “spill” in the Gulf (did we learn nothing from Katrina?) Police officer shot in Arizona, by ”alleged” illegal alien, after rancher was killed, by”alleged” illegal alien. 10.2% unemployment nationally. Healthcare Reform now projected to cost far more than we were told. Dollar sucking wind, and gold soaring. Wall Street in chaos (because our government is “too little,” [...]

Shakira; The new Poster-Whore for immigration

dwood — Sat, 01 May 2010 13:57:04 +0000

I mean, Sotomayor is a smart woman, with a lot of experience, but have you seen Shakira's hips? Surely a tramp with a rack like that needs to be listened to, right?

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn…..

dwood — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:10:03 +0000

We ALL feel it more and more everyday now. November can’t get here soon enough, because our “president” is a lying idiot, and R.E.M. was right: That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane – Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own [...]

To my Loan Officer at First Community…..I want one of those “Government Loans” please.

dwood — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 02:38:50 +0000

Now, in order for this to work like the Government does it, you're going to have to come up with $80,000. $20,000 of that obviously comes directly to me, and the other $60,000 goes into an "escrow account"

Something Personal

dwood — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:59:20 +0000

To those who subscribe to this blog for political humor (all 600+ of you!), please forgive me for this post. You have to know me personally, and in fact VERY CLOSELY, to understand what I’m referring to, and what is going to happen next. By now, you’ve probably already heard a lot of bad things said [...]

Congratulations, you!

dwood — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:05:24 +0000

Now I'm sure "The Analyst Formerly Known as Mitchell Simpson" is adequately qualified for the job (albeit a retarded ferret is likely qualified for a job in Commerce with this administration),