The Kel Anthony Experience

Rush Limbaugh can't be serious!!

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:20:00 +0000

My answer: HELL NO!! Courtesy of our friends over at Mediatakeout.com, Rush Limbaugh once again said something stupid. After a white teenager was beat up on a bus by a group of black kids, Limbaugh thought he should touch on the topic on his radio show. This is what he said:

"I think the guy's wrong. I think not only was it racism, it was justifiable racism. I mean, that's the lesson we're being taught here today. Kid shouldn't have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses- it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama's America."

I won't even talk shit about this guy, he makes it just too easy for me. For the full article follow the link above.

Plot Against Obama

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:58:00 +0000

Hey technically that's what it looks like sooo I didn't lie...it's just his daughter lol!!

Max B get 75 years for NJ robbery and murder

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:28:00 +0000

Just read this on MSN..

Rap artist Max B and his stepbrother have been sentenced to lengthy prison terms for a deadly robbery at a northern New Jersey hotel.Max B — whose real name is Charly Wingate — was ordered Thursday to serve 75 years. He was convicted in June of felony murder, armed robbery and other offenses in the September 2006 robbery in Fort Lee.Co-defendant Kelvin Leerdam received a life term plus 35 years after jurors found he fatally shot one of the victims.Prosecutors say the defendants and Wingate's ex-girlfriend — who took a plea deal and testified against them — plotted to rob two men she had recently met.Wingate and Leerdam, both from Harlem in New York City, went to the victims' hotel room and demanded money before Leerdam shot one of the men.

From the mighty Failblog.org

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:30:00 +0000

Who thought this was a good idea?

I'm speechless

(NEW) Jay-Z Feat Kanye West and Rihanna, - Run This Town

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 10:19:00 +0000

The 10 Most Racist Moments On TV

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 10:16:00 +0000

You only find this kinda crap on YouTube...

MJ's Deadly Doc post YouTube video

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:09:00 +0000

I wonder if he realizes how many people hate him ...

Farve is back and why the hell he won't go away..

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:56:00 +0000

Here's the whole story from Mark Maske over at the Washington Post:

Quarterback Brett Favre came out of retirement again and signed with the Minnesota Vikings on Tuesday, the team announced.

"I am excited about the opportunity to join this football team," Favre said in a written statement released by the Vikings. "From ownership, to coaching to the players, it is evident that everyone in the Vikings organization is committed to bringing the fans of Minnesota a championship. I am eager to join my new teammates and get to work towards that goal."

Favre was on the practice field with the Vikings after traveling to Minneapolis earlier in the day. He is tentatively scheduled to play in Friday's preseason game at home against the Kansas City Chiefs, according to reports.

"We believe adding a player such as Brett Favre to our mix will be a strong positive for this football team," Vikings Coach Brad Childress said in a written statement. "As we have conveyed before, his unique knowledge of our system, the NFC North and his innate skills make this a rare opportunity. We felt there was a brief window to reconsider the possibility and we owed it to the organization to evaluate our options. After thorough discussion, the same variables that made this a unique and positive situation previously, still exist. Now, our attention turns to getting to work as a team, our next practice and preparing for the season."

Favre signed a contract with the Vikings that apparently will pay him approximately $12 million this season. The deal reportedly contains an option for a second season. He exited a plane in St. Paul, Minn., earlier in the day and got into a waiting vehicle to travel to the team's training complex, and was to undergo a physical before signing his contract.

Favre had declined an invitation by the Vikings to report to training camp with them last month, saying at the time he wasn't certain that he could play a full season at this point in his career at a level of performance he considered satisfactory. Childress said at the time that the club would not renew its pursuit of Favre.

But Favre also left open the possibility even then that he would change his mind if the Vikings called him during the season.

It marks the second straight offseason that Favre has come out of retirement to resume his playing career.

Favre's mother, Bonita, told the Biloxi Sun Herald that her son is expected to play Friday.

"He is going," she told the newspaper. "I have mixed emotions, but I have always loved to watch him play. This time, however, I thought he would stay retired and stay home. I guess he could not do it. He told me he would always wonder, 'What if?' I told him I supported him.

"... I think playing on Friday was part of the deal.... I hope he does not have to do as much. He should not have to throw as much with the good running back. That said, I hope he does not have to throw as much and try to make things happen like he usually does. They seem to have a good team in place and he liked that. I guess I need to get a Vikings jersey now."

The Vikings and Favre reportedly had a tentative contract agreement in place when Favre declined to report to training camp, telling Childress at the time that he would stay retired.

That decision shocked many people within the NFL who had assumed that Favre would play for the Vikings this season.

Favre underwent offseason surgery for the partially torn biceps tendon that plagued him last season while he was with the New York Jets, and he spent part of his summer working out with a high school team near his home in Mississippi.

When Favre rejected the Vikings last month, he told ESPN: "It was the hardest decision I've ever made. I didn't feel like physically I could play at a level that was acceptable... I had to be careful not to commit for the wrong reasons. They were telling me, 'You went through all this, you had the surgery and you've got to finish it off.' But I have legitimate reasons for my decision. I'm 39 with a lot of sacks to my name."

ESPN reported Tuesday that orthopedist James Andrews, who performed this summer's surgery on Favre, told Favre that the quarterback has a slight rotator cuff tear in his right shoulder. Even so, Favre decided to play again, and he reportedly met with Vikings owner Zygi Wilf in Mississippi in recent days as a precursor to Tuesday's trip to Minneapolis.

Signing with the Vikings enables Favre, who turns 40 in October, to play two games this season against the Green Bay Packers, his longtime team that he left last summer after clashing with the club, and General Manager Ted Thompson in particular.

The move perhaps also makes the Vikings a leading Super Bowl contender in the NFC. The team has a dynamic running back in Adrian Peterson, a solid offensive line and a capable defense.

Favre is familiar with the Vikings' offensive system and their coaching staff, with previously existing relationships with Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell. Favre was friendly with Childress when Childress coached at the University of Wisconsin in the 1990s, and Bevell formerly was Favre's quarterbacks coach with the Packers.

The Vikings reportedly were the team for which Favre wanted to play last season. But the Packers were unwilling then to permit him to play for a division rival and traded him instead to the Jets.

Favre spent 16 seasons with the Packers before leaving the franchise unceremoniously last summer. He retired following a highly successful 2007 season in which he played well and the Packers reached the NFC title game before losing in overtime. The Packers made plans to move on with Aaron Rodgers as their starter at quarterback. Favre changed his mind and decided to continue playing but was at odds with Thompson and the organization over his proposed return, and the Packers traded him to the Jets.

Favre was only the league's 21st-rated passer last season while with the Jets, throwing 22 interceptions to go with his 22 touchdown passes. He and the team played poorly down the stretch, and the Jets missed the playoffs and fired Eric Mangini as their coach. Several Jets players were publicly critical of Favre after the season.

He announced another retirement this past offseason. But the Jets released him off their reserve-retired list following an NFL draft in which they traded up to select potential replacement Mark Sanchez, and Favre began toying with another return.

Some in and around the league suspected even after Favre rejected the Vikings' offer to report to their training camp that Favre wasn't done playing, and the speculation about a return intensified Monday when Fox reported that many within the Minnesota organization, including players and coaches, remained convinced that Favre would play for the team this season.

Favre has 65,127 career passing yards, with 464 touchdowns and 310 interceptions. He takes over as the Vikings' starter. Without Favre, the Vikings had planned to have Sage Rosenfels, obtained in an offseason traded with the Houston Texans, and Tarvaris Jackson compete for the starting job.

The Vikings play the Packers at home on Oct. 5 and in Green Bay on Nov. 1.

'Mrs. Jesus' arrested at car dealership, charged with fraud

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:09:00 +0000

So I've been FARKing around this morning and I came across this..

-She told police she is married to Jesus Christ

A Jacksonville woman who said she is Jesus Christ's wife was charged with fraud Monday when she tried to purchase a car with a bad check.

Emma Kim-Tashis Harrison, 25, walked into the Coggin Pontiac dealership on Blanding Boulevard looking for some new wheels. She settled on a vehicle that cost almost $70,000, but things hit a snag when she grabbed her checkbook, according to a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office arrest report.

A representative from a bank in California informed the dealership's financial manager that the account Harrison supplied was bad.

So were the names on the check. It was signed "Mr. and Mrs. Jesus and Emma Christ."

Officers who detained Harrison found a host of credit cards and checks in her purse, some issued to Emma Harrison and others made out to Emma Christ. She said she doesn't work but owns "a traveling Web site that people just deposit money into," according to the report.

Investigators also discovered Harrison has never had a driver's license. She was charged with organized fraud, forging bank bills and uttering forged bills — all felonies.

She remains in the Duval County jail without bail.

That Queensbridge ish AZ - Get low

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 09:09:00 +0000

The Craigslist Ad....

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:26:00 +0000

Posted to Craig's List / Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night

before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy

wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I

hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my

girlfriend threatening our lifes. You also asked for my

girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that

you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment, I

didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I

drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not

that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My

girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A

CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder

holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that

it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head

... isn't it! I know it probably wasn't fun walking

back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge

in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare

footed since I made you leave your your shoes, cellphone,

and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or

running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had

her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of

what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank

as well as four other people's in the gas station on

your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150

gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a

homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's,

along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp

mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke

the windshield and side window and keyed the entire

driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell

phone.. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only

used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's

going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two

threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to

the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible

target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice

long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a

way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of

retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your

threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through

some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only

hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and

perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to

pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so

lucky. Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

P.S. Remember this motto...An armed society makes for

a more civil society!

WTF!!!??

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:54:00 +0000

Mr. W

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:15:00 +0000

Cop Plants Drugs On Suspect Video

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 10:24:00 +0000

This happened in a small town in Tennessee... Why am I not surprised.

The Funniest Remix Ever Get Ready For This!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:46:00 +0000

Reh Dogg "Why Must I Cry" the video speaks for itself....

I Love This Song Way Too Much Perfect Song To Jump Start Any Day

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:14:00 +0000

You Gotta Check Out This Video Mos Def Covering MJ's Bille Jean!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:43:00 +0000

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Shouts to all me people at AllHipHop.com Thanks for the exclusive video

Big Pun's Wife And Kids Homeless?!

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 08:40:00 +0000

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Jay-Z Blueprint 3 album cover and track listing

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:02:00 +0000

1. What We Talking About (Produced By Kanye West)

2. D.O.A. (Produced By No I.D.)

3. Weigh Me Down Feat. Kid Cudi (Produced By Kanye West)

4. Unforgiven (Produced By Kanye West, Additional Production: MGMT)

5. Run This Town Feat. Rihanna, Kanye West (Produced By Kanye West)

6. Empire State Of Mind Feat. Nas (Produced By Kanye West & No I.D.)

7. When It Comes To This (Produced By Timbaland)

8. Always Feat. Drake (Produced By Kanye West)

9. Scenes From The Past (Produced By No I.D., Co-produced By Kanye West)

10. Everyday A Star Is Born Feat. Mr. Hudson (Produced By Kanye West)

11. Already Home (Produced By Kanye West)

12. Forever Young Feat. Mr. Hudson (Produced By Kanye West)

13. Thank You (Produced By No I.D.)

Bonus Tracks:

14. Sound Of The 70's (Produced By Kanye West)

15. We Made History (Produced By Kanye West)

I'm sooooo anxious to hear this album, but there is one problem. No Just Blaze? I need that grimy New York sound. Hmmm well regardless I expect big things from the album, but remember we can't judge the album by it's funky cover.

Remembering an Icon

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:21:00 +0000

Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead today after paramedics found him in a coma at his Bel-Air mansion, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.

Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda told The Times that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Jackson was not breathing.

The paramedics performed CPR and took Jackson to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda said. Hundreds of reporters gathered at the hospital awaiting word on his condition. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said family members rushed to Jackson’s bedside, where he was in a deep coma.

The circumstances of Jackson’s death remain unclear. Law enforcement sources said that Los Angeles Police Department robbery-homicide detectives have opened an investigation into the death, though they stressed that there is no evidence of criminal wrongdoing.

Back from vacation.....

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:19:00 +0000

I know I've been away for a while but I'm back with all the yummy Internet soup you've been missing in your life. Let's see what do we have on tap:

-Briefcase Joe video

-Nike Air Penny 2 5th year anniversary

-Text From Last Night (oooo yea the good stuff)

-Fail Blog.org (More of that good stuff)

-Mugshot of the month

Mugshot of the week

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:08:00 +0000

The Shamwow Guy!!!!! The Hooker beater No good..

From the good folks over @ Failblog.org

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:54:00 +0000

She's stuck with that tattoo the rest of her life hahaha

Yikes!!!!

TXT FMLN yes the real good stuff...

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:31:00 +0000

Here is more of the nonsense that society says to each other via Text message:

he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself

the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.

I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

Nike Air Penny 2 5th year Anniversary

noreply@blogger.com (Krazy Kel) — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 11:21:00 +0000

Only a limited number of this colorway was created for my guys over @ Sole Collector,
and yes I'm still addicted to shoes