We all agreed that these 3 are usually the main conditions one look at in life. Without proper financial background, your health will deteriorate, your career most probably not your future. With ailing health, you must have used quite lots of money and you cannot focus on your career. If you have a bad job and you thought the company was right for you (even if it is not), you worked your health out only to receive small gains/monetary value.

Newly Built Gaya Condominium in Taman Melawati

Pushing this aside, once we go past this stage, it is time to move on to the next stage of getting a house or a property for investment and also for the future. Like some famous guy who said, “It is never too late to invest.”

Pre-general election, most houses that were put on sale had crazy prices. If you haven’t join the bandwagon yet, maybe now this is your lucky day.

Wait, what does property have to do with the 13th General Elections in Malaysia? The picture below explains it exquisitely.

Created by Iproperty MY, the number one website in Malaysia. Whether you have a house for sale or are looking to buy.

Being a Johnny type of MTG player, I usually go for Janky funny unexpected decks and this time it was time for some milling + aggro (Aggressive) deck. Unlike most decks which usually people understand how to sideboard, this deck has many surprises. Against other aggro decks, it does considerably well and winning like a boss.

Here is the deck list. I call it MILLGRO with a slight twist.

As noted, the main focus of the deck is to kill the opponent via damage with milling as a secondary option. Here are some reports which you can see how did I fare in the FNM.

Wight of Precint Six could have been a 6/6 on Turn 3

Match 1
Bant Control 0 – 2 : Very bad matchup as I did not prepare a proper sideboard.

Game 1: Milled him but no creature as all died to removal

Game 2: He resolves a psychic spiral as he found out my game and just flashback using snapcaster

Against Bant Control, found out that although we have Golgari Charm to help to ensure our creatures survive a Supreme Verdict (board wipe), there are way too many targeted removals. As for game 2, seemingly as there was not actually a sideboard for Psychic Spiral during that time, it cost me the game. Dispel wouldn’t work due to the overwhelming counters the Bant player has.

Future changes: Ground Seal, Invisible Stalker, Paranoid Delusions

Match 2
Aristocrats 1 – 2 : Golgari Charm is splendid here with so many toughness 1 creatures, only problem are the Cartel Aristocrats pumping the Falkenrath Aristocrat.

Game 1: Got down to 2 life but eventually won the next turn with a 19/19 WOP6 (Wight of Precint Six) after a resolved Mutilate, killing the rest of his creatures.

Game 2: Lost to tokens aristocrat beatdowns

Game 3: Lost to token beatdowns

A gamble on the first game to either die by a Searing Spear or a Falkenrate Aristocrat if he draws or I will win the next turn. Wasn’t prepared for tokens in the meta, so lost the other 2 games to tokens and Blood Artist on board.

Future thoughts: Curse of Death Hold, Illness in the Ranks

Match 3
UG Zegana 2 – 1 : It was either I get my pieces right or be damned.

Game 1: Won first game with WOP6

Game 2: Mana screwed, got returned all my creatures to hand

Game 3: Won with 2 Jace’s Phantasm that was online. He tried to Simic Charm both to my hand for his kill next turn with the hydra and Ooze. I hexproof one of them and drained his life.

Fast hand on the first game milled most of his creatures while he has no removers and creatures on board. Game 3 was a lucky hand and it got my first win.

Match 4
Mono Green Beatdown 2 – 1 : An aggro centric deck with rancor

Game 1: Won first game with 1 Consuming Aberration after I Golgari charm his ooze

Game 2: Lost to his fast hand ensuring a 9/9 creature with rancor beatdown

Game 3: 2 WOP6 to beatdown.

Another rogue deck which, was who had the biggest creature on board first. First round was milling most of his creatures thus ensuring that I have a great big consuming aberration coming up.

Round 3 was a rush as I started first, it was a first turn thought scour, 2nd turn 2 thought scours, 3rd turn mind sculpt and a WOP6. 4th turn mind sculpt and attack with 11/11 WOP6 unblocked as he wanted to keep his creatures for the next turn to hit and block with another creature during the next turn (10 creatures in opponent’s graveyard). 4th turn he knocked me down to 12 with 2 spare creatures on board. 5th turn I showed him an Essence Harvest to take the game.

Conclusion

The MVPs for the games are usually WOP6 due to the heavy aggro center decks thus ensuring better match ups with these matches. Imagine facing 3^rd turn 5/5 and a 4^th turn 10/10 in a game. Overall I had a great fun piloting this deck. There are something which have to be done to play with the control match up which will be covered soon.

One thing I like about this deck is that sometimes you will encounter people who will have this reaction.

That’s where you know you have done a job considerably well playing against a non-tier 1 deck.

I hope you enjoyed this preview of the deck I piloted and having fun while surprising your opponents who are playing their so called Tier 1 deck only to lose to this funky “janky” deck. There are also other funky decks which I have piloted which included Defender Combo and won with a Door to Nothingness.

Till then, Adios and hopefully with the next coming pre-release I get the cards required to be added into this deck. What do you reckon?

This is a story of SPEED, cars and how fast one can go.

Imagine talking to a long lost friend on MSN/Facebook chat. Here was how the conversation began. (Lots of ahbeng style of English.  Well, it’s common I guess)

Me: “Hey, hello, how are you?”
Friend: “Wah…. brader. How are you?”

(totally felt its funny when I asked the question first only to be asked the same thing)

Me: “Aiyoh, I ask you first, why ask me back same question. Jia lat la u”
Friend: “Aiyah… soli soli.. so used to it jor. Fine here..”
Me: “Ahhh.. good wor. Eh, heard you got new car jor!!”
Friend: “Long time liao la brader… u no see my facebook update meh?”

(Hmmm… must think of something to cover up)

Me: “Sori bro, long time no check FB update. Always use phone post status nia. now just see nia then saw ur new car”
Friend: “Ya… power. that day I go SPEED…. with a GTO hahaha… nearly lose lucky he stuck in jam”
Me: “Siao lang eh!”
Friend: “Hahaha… why u interested in car liao ah? You like SPEED……………….”

(Finally the moment I have been waiting for has finally arrived. Target troll acquired!)

Me: “Eh…. I paling like SPEED one la… more than you”
Friend: “Wah sei… no tell me. Then one day can go rev together at Loke Yew there. Got group of us one, every Thursday nite”
Me: “Cannot, I SPEED alone nia”
Friend: “Brader, you ah… one day we challenge who SPEED faster k.”
Me: “My speed got white, and more pretty de”
Friend: “Wahhhh.. challenge ah… i like…”

(After this stage I felt so sorry to troll him so long but the urge to troll is strong)

Me: “Wait wait… I show you my SPEED. Then later only you compare then can see la!!”
Friend: “Sure brader… but next time bring it out la. You send first, I go pang sai first”

(Sending photos over the internet could be bothersome but it was worth it)
(Sending…… 70%…. 80%)
(Preparing for some kind of reaction)

Me: “Nah…. here is my SPEED!!!”

(Sending another photo.. 100%)

(Logged Out)

I know… I am evil.

PSY released his new hit song with the name Gentleman. After becoming world acclaimed with his release of Gangnam Style, this hit promised to be a hit amongst his fans.

Have a look at the video. (Inform me if this link is broken)

Psy is making a statement, he is asking you to start dressing like him and start dancing like him, left to right to left to right. I cannot imagine if suddenly his fashion statement really goes out and everyone started wearing trousers like how he is in the video. (Hold on… I might even get one myself, and Yen will either kick my butt for doing so… LOL)

Dying to start a cultural phenomenon with a Psy Gentleman dance, though getting the people is another question.

Here are the lyrics for this awesome song.

Original Lyrics:

Alagamun-lan, weh, wakun, heya, hanun, gon
Alagamun-lan, weh, makun, heya, hanun, gon
Alagamun-lan, ari, gari, hanon, kari, he
Alagamun-lan, we-like, we like party, hey
Ichiba, varriya, is hara moru, mashi sondori, yama, varriya
Yougun, pegi, tur, equa, machen, varriya
Noga, onku, pega, haga, kunge, nande, varriya
Damn girl, you’re so freakin sexy

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

Alagamun-lan, weh, mikuneya, hana, gon
Alagamun-lan. weh, sikuneya, hana, gon
Alagamun-lan, pali, pali, wasa, nelly, neh
Alagamun-lan, nali, nali, nasa, pali, hee
Ichiba, varaniya, nori, moli, holy, daddy, chunga, ri
Varriya, get feeling, feeling good, brutake
Varriya, gachu, gunya, sorinage, sorinage
Varriya, damn girl, I’mma party, morphine

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am, west side
Gonna make you sweat
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am, west side

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

I-I-I I’m a, I-I-I I’m a
I-I-I I’m a, mother-father-gentleman

English Translation

I don’t know if you know why it needs to be hot
I don’t know if you know why it needs to be clean
I don’t know if you know, it’ll be a problem if you’re confused
I don’t know if you know but we like, we we we like to party

Hey there
If I’m going to introduce myself
I’m a cool guy with courage, spirit and craziness
What you wanna hear, what you wanna do is me
Damn! Girl! You so freakin sexy!

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

I don’t know if you know why it needs to be smooth
I don’t know if you know why it needs to be sexy
I don’t know if you know darling, hurry and come be crazy
I don’t know if you know, it’s crazy, crazy, hurry up

Hey there
Your head, waist, legs, calves
Good! Feeling feeling? Good! It’s soft
I’ll make you gasp and I’ll make you scream
Damn! Girl! I’m a party mafia!

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a…
Ah Ah Ah Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman

Gonna make you sweat.
Gonna make you wet
You know who I am Wet PSY

Gonna make you sweat.
Gonna make you wet.
You know who I am
Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY!
Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

I’m a, ah I’m a
I’m a mother father gentleman
I’m a, ah I’m a, I’m a mother father gentleman

Mother father gentleman
Mother father gentleman

For the lyrics, I am still not sure if he really said Wet PSY or Wet Swim? I am going to go along with Wet PSY though. By the way peeps, got to go and practice me some Gentleman moves.

No kidding, Legoland Malaysia is launching their second theme park at the heart of Kuala Lumpur as depicted in the photo above. Wow!!! Now wouldn’t that be good news? Well, sad to say, if only it was really true. The picture is real alright, but why?

Have a look at another angle.

Here you can see both KL Tower and the Petronas Twin Towers. Hmmm… still fishy? I guessed you need more convincing proofs.

Finally a 1Malaysia building and the ever familiar one of the iconic landmarks in Kuala Lumpur. How is that possible?

Look closely and you will be amazed with all the Lego pieces needed to create the necessary buildings. Yup, they were all made of Lego. I enjoyed taking the photos even without a tripod. Good thing I have my trusty old Nikon D300 and a steady hand.

So anyone can guess where is this place next?

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Night time in Legoland is definitely a place to take those night scenery and you will be awed with the lights and colors it would emit. So is it all morning and no night activity? That is definitely not the case, the night is more or less for photographers and also for tourist to get their photos taken.

Imagine being in Thailand. Sawadeekap!!! Such beautiful lights and sky settings.

Last but not least not all rides were close. If you have a kid or a couple, one can try the Pharoah House as it is a game in a ride where you aim with your plastic gun and fire it towards different targets using their laser. Amazing!!

So guys and girls, if you really think that it is not worth it to spend one big whole day at Legoland Malaysia in Johor, think again. There would be many things one missed and then cannot wait to go back there again due to regrets. Go in the morning and back by night would be the best remedy.

(Finally a post without any humans in it right? (What a relief….)