Daily Premise

2011-07-29T12:54:00.002-04:00

A time traveler from the dark ages takes metaphorical advice on his girlfriend literally. Meanwhile, in the past, his best friend is trying reopen the temporal portal by taking literal advice metaphorically.

2011-07-21T23:59:00.000-04:00

A cameraman's perspective on life changes after starting a new job at a morning news show.

2011-07-20T11:59:00.000-04:00

A man has a dispute with a coworker about an episode of Friends. He's so upset by the argument that the next day he brings a frost giant to the office to crush his coworker's coffee mug, desk, and head.

2011-07-19T12:53:00.002-04:00

At a business seminar, an older gentleman confides in a few strangers that he loves white bread.

2011-07-18T23:59:00.000-04:00

Every night, a man washes his wife's dirty hair while she's sleeping. She believes her hair is just naturally clean.

2011-07-17T23:43:00.002-04:00

A religious woman kills her husband, believing that it's God's will.

2011-07-16T23:59:00.001-04:00

A man furnishes his house with kitchenware and bedding by wearing a suit, crashing weddings, and making off with gifts.

2011-07-15T23:50:00.002-04:00

Alexander Graham Bell's dying words were, "You know I invented the telephone, right? Please say yes."

2011-07-14T16:31:00.002-04:00

A thirteen-year-old makes a bundle by selling pills to his friends, making them sick so they can get out of school. The pills are his dead dad's chemo pills.

2011-07-13T23:45:00.002-04:00

A fat kid tells his mom he doesn't love her anymore, because she forgot to pick up chewy granola bars at the grocery store. The mom tries to tell herself that it's not true, but she knows it is.

2011-07-12T11:58:00.001-04:00

A woman impresses her new father-in-law by reciting her husband's childhood stories. The husband joins in, and it soon becomes a competition of who knows the most about his past.

2011-07-11T17:22:00.002-04:00

A kid finds the joke printed on his popsicle stick confusing and disturbing. "Why was the college professor murdered? He had cheated on his final... wife!"

2011-02-08T19:03:00.002-05:00

A man expresses his frustration at not making the Olympic team by lowering the value of gold, silver, and bronze.

2011-02-07T10:27:00.003-05:00

A DVD screener of How To Train Your Dragon is left on a bus stop bench for a random kid to find so that she has a better shot at winning her school's Oscar pool.

2011-02-06T16:38:00.003-05:00

A woman makes a commercial to air during the Super Bowl where she explains why she will never eat prunes.

2011-02-05T16:49:00.001-05:00

When men start losing fat for no reason, candy bars become an important part of their balanced breakfasts.

2011-02-04T13:45:00.001-05:00

A fan tweets to his favorite celebrity while watching her new movie and is surprised as the character on screen reads his tweet to the romantic interest.

2011-02-04T13:00:00.001-05:00

A woman visualizes her poop before attempting to poop.

2011-02-03T17:04:00.001-05:00

A touring carnival stops in a small town, inspiring its people to train themselves to become freaks, acrobats, clowns, and lion tamers.

2011-02-03T13:42:00.001-05:00

A gentleman hires a tramp to pretend to be his brother at a will reading. The ruse goes wrong when the tramp turns out to be the gentleman's long-lost brother.

2011-02-02T17:06:00.001-05:00

Trapped in a strange void, a young man spends his time catching up on sleep and writing reviews of the films he can remember.

2011-02-02T13:38:00.001-05:00

Disapproval of an actor's portrayal of a supporting character leads an audience member to yell "Butts!" at the stage.

2011-02-01T19:01:00.003-05:00

Dan skips work so that he can order concert tickets. When his boss finds out, he demands that Dan forget about his girlfriend and take his boss along to the show. While at the show, Dan finally quits.

2011-02-01T18:38:00.002-05:00

Clydesdales are only able to answer math problems involving beer. They're bred for that.

2011-01-31T19:35:00.001-05:00

A class president is elected on the platform of more snow days. When he discovers that he has no real power, he becomes bitter and angry. Years later, as a school principal, he secretly drinks whiskey in his office.