Daily Premise

2013-04-29T16:16:00.001-04:00

Tabloids buzz with rumors of Whoopi Goldberg being a virgin.

2012-09-15T12:54:00.003-04:00

Hillary Clinton criticizes the 13-minute Innocence of Muslims trailer for not having a warning about all the spoilers.

2012-09-13T12:22:00.002-04:00

A lecture on John Calvin reminds a young student of her friend's uncle's story about coming back from the Vietnam War. She feels compelled to share the story with the class, struggling half-way through to make it seem relevant. After a few minutes, she realizes she can't salvage it and timidly sits down. Regardless, everyone is amazed. Her professor pats her on the back and tells her she did a good job. The other students raise her on their shoulders, parading her through campus. When the chancellor gets wind of what happened, he makes her the school mascot and commissions a costume to be made in her likeness.

2012-09-10T13:33:00.002-04:00

An older man stops a young woman to tell her how much she looks like his dead wife. He never thinks about how creepy that could be.

2012-09-04T12:49:00.001-04:00

In the future, Michael Clarke Duncan is sadly only remembered for his cameo in The Underground Comedy Movie.

2012-08-15T00:14:00.003-04:00

Morgan Fairchild rides an elevator with a film buff, who is too nervous to say anything. Morgan Freeman gets on and doesn't recognize Morgan Fairchild. As the two continue to not acknowledge each other, the situation becomes increasingly unbearable for the film buff. When Morgan Fairchild gets off, the film buff berates Morgan Freeman for not introducing himself.

2012-04-24T17:50:00.000-04:00

A hungry woman drinks her delicious-smelling shampoo. It gives her insides a healthy, more radiant glow.

2012-04-23T16:40:00.000-04:00

A man imagines helping his ex-girlfriend carry her groceries home. The walk turns into a surreal adventure, chronicling their relationship's highs and lows.

2012-04-22T10:54:00.000-04:00

A yeti robs a bank. He needs the cash to buy back his cave from a mountain climber.

2012-04-21T14:50:00.001-04:00

After finding out his kid was finally adopted, a man makes a cake to celebrate.

2012-04-20T22:40:00.000-04:00

A bigot admits that he started disliking Muslims when he found out Cat Stevens stopped recording music.

2012-04-19T14:45:00.001-04:00

A Jewish woman eats leavened bread on Passover to spite her mother.

2012-04-18T14:36:00.001-04:00

An estranged father earns his daughter's love by accosting her substitute teacher.

2012-04-17T14:29:00.001-04:00

A stinky little kid tells friends he's "showerproof."

2012-04-16T14:25:00.001-04:00

After getting mugged, a developer challenges a street gang to hack his website.

2012-04-15T14:23:00.002-04:00

A projectionist falls asleep on the job. Fortunately, a group of lonely women don't get to watch The Lucky One that day.

2012-04-14T14:18:00.001-04:00

A woman locks herself out of her house. Thinking he's probably broken into homes before, she asks a homeless man for some assistance. He is extremely offended by the request and reluctantly helps her anyway.

2012-04-13T17:14:00.002-04:00

To prove she's responsible enough to take care of a puppy, a fourth grader gets married, becomes a Fortune 500 CEO, and adopts three underprivileged children.

2012-04-12T22:31:00.002-04:00

Born with an extra ear on her hand, a woman starts seeing her deformity as a responsibility. She must use her ear for fighting crime, solving mysteries, and the general good of people everywhere.

2012-04-11T23:56:00.002-04:00

A 19th century immigrant pimp confides to his rich friend that his prostitutes don't have the best living conditions. The news comes as no surprise.

2012-04-10T23:55:00.002-04:00

A man loses his keys on a canoe trip. He spends years on the river, combing its bed and retracing his steps.

2012-04-09T22:28:00.005-04:00

An old blind man listens to an episode of Mr. Magoo and doesn't get why everyone thinks its so gut-bustingly hilarious.

2012-04-08T23:07:00.000-04:00

A six-year-old loses all her baby teeth in the course of an hour.

2012-04-07T23:29:00.000-04:00

A parrot leads a group of kids to what they think is going to be pirate treasure. In reality, it's a serial killer's basement.

2012-04-06T23:44:00.000-04:00

Without letting him know, a woman replaces her father's bed pillows for his birthday.