Daddy Scratches

Home alone

Daddy Scratches — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:51:23 +0000

(You can see the real version here. Keep in mind that I’m roughly 20 years older than this guy and didn’t get paid to rehearse for a week with a five-camera shoot, OK?)

Try not to giggle about the randomly assigned car number, OK? Seriously, just grow up. Me? I hardly noticed.

Daddy Scratches — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:23:56 +0000

This glorified doorstop with plastic wheels? Oh, it only...

Now you can’t say I don’t bring you any

Daddy Scratches — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:42:35 +0000

For you, Internet. Because...

Don’t call ME Chicken Little, you bastards

Daddy Scratches — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:59:44 +0000

Remember a few nights ago when I was all, "Oh my GAH! The wind! THE WIND, I tell you!" And everyone was all...

Word got out that I’m the guy who can make or break your television series

Daddy Scratches — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:06:46 +0000

That Ray Romano, boy, I tell ya. He knows a good thing when he sees it … and by “it,” I mean “me.” As you may recall, I sprinkled upon Ray’s “Men of a Certain Age” series premiere a wee bit o’ my special Daddy Scratches magic-pixie dust, and BOOM! Next thing you know, the show [...]

I survived Mom2.0hmygodwhathaveIgottenmyselfinto?

Daddy Scratches — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:37:28 +0000

You guys, I am so sorry it has taken me this long to finally write about my experience at last week’s Mom 2.0 Summit in Houston, but, um, well … this is kind of embarrassing, so I’m just going to say it: I had to spend the week working off my bill at the Four [...]

If it makes you feel any better, I am achingly aware of just how badly I suck for not yet posting an epic Mom 2.0 recap

Daddy Scratches — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:06:47 +0000

And I was about to type, “I promise, it will be worth the wait” … but then I thought to myself, “Who the fuck needs that kind of pressure?” I mean, I think it’s shaping up to be a phenomenal post … but I already am on the verge of collapsing from lack of sleep [...]

Oh, you mean that Mom 2.0 Summit I’ve known for months I’d be attending is suddenly here, and I’m once again scrambling at the last minute to get out of town? Well, at least I’m consistent.

Daddy Scratches — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:31:23 +0000

You guys should totally see what’s going on in a parallel universe right now. The other me? He’s sleeping soundly. Went to bed hours ago. Oh yes, he was packed well in advance for the Mom 2.0 Summit, which kicks off tomorrow today in Houston. The contented-looking smile on his face as he slumbers? It is [...]

Y? Because I’m a basket case!

Daddy Scratches — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:12:25 +0000

Somewhere in the basement, there's a box, and somewhere in the box is a videotape, and somewhere on that videotape is...

Shhhhhhhh.

Daddy Scratches — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:13:13 +0000

Yesterday, Zan was feeling a little under the weather, and Jayna didn't have school, and so it was that Wonder Woman planned to remain at home with both children, all day long, while I...