"Cud" - the Movie

Happy Cowlintine’s Day

Bossie — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:38:15 +0000

My boyfriend, one of them Spanish bulls (he calls himself a “Toro”), is moooooey in love with me and and says he wants to make mooooocho amoooore. I told him to hold his horses. I mean what the hay? I’m not that easily swept off my hooves. But don’t get me wrong, I can take [...]

Happy Moo Year with Pres. Obamoo

Bossie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:33:25 +0000

This cud be a really good year. When I first herd about the president’s Bale-Out Plan I hoofed it on over to the local feed & seed to put in my order for five big round bales of Kansas Sweet Clover Red. After standing in line head-to-tail for an hour, I filled out a new [...]

Walter Mooondale

Bossie — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:53:41 +0000

Y’all might think I’m grazy but I sh-udder to think what may come this November. I’m sure that John Raisin’ McCain is a pretty good cowboy and all that and Sarah Palin-It-On is a good looker no doubt. Barack Obamoo & Joe Biden-His-Time cud milk it for all it’s worth but I still believe ol’ [...]

A Horse Trapped in a Cow’s Body

Bossie — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:28:35 +0000

Hay. I was talking to LaCream Abdul Milkbar recently and he insisted that all Hindus are sacred. I think he’s been smoking the grass rather than eating it. I laughed so hard milk spurted out of my nose. The next thing you know, he’ll be on Oprah claiming to be a horse trapped in a [...]