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Crazywrazy Sunday Blooper Week 44

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:49:15 PST

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Malaysia is an unique country with diverse ethnics and culture.
Certainly, we have our own identity in our language as well.
We are proud of Malaysian english, or abbreviately Manglish.
Steel is a crime. Steel, you are convicted with misconduct of mishandling the water bottles.
As a result, you are sentenced to life imprisonment.
My god, the world will be in total darkness. No steel at all! Gahh.

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

What's the point of beating around the bush? Just let the customer know that
there will be no discount on this item.
If I don't know how to read, I won't be bothered to read. And you are just wasting your
blardy time writing this notice. FML.

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

"Mau duit , tak mau barang" basically means "money is wanted but not the product" in Bahasa Malaysia.
So, this shop is basically robbing money from customers. Tsk tsk. What a honest shop indeed!

Okay that's all for now. See you soon.

P.S All pictures due credit to Star Thumbnails

Do you doughnut?

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 04:50:58 PDT

Hi.

If you are a doughnut, which one will you be?

Dining at Restaurant Sai Kong, Kepong Baru

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:02:54 PDT

Hello people. Today, we are going to dine in Restaurant Sai Kong located in Kepong Baru (on the way to Segambut).

Fried rice with ikan bilis

Steamed vegetable with minimal soya sauce.

Sweet and sour fried fish.

XO Pork ribs.

This restaurant specializes in steamed white chicken, fried rice with ikan bilis and XO pork ribs.
Nevertheless the fish serving is cooked appropriately while maintaining its freshness.
One setback is that the pricing is kinda stiff. But hey, good things do come with good price.

"One tonne" mee at Koon Kee Restaurant, Petaling Street

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:46:23 PDT

Hello people. How are you doing?

Today, let's go makan-makan at Koon Kee restaurant to test the popular wan tan noodles and
"sui gao" (water dog)

Wan tan noodle with steamed white chicken.

"Sui gao" or I called it "water dog"

Wan tan noodle with "char siew" sliced meat.

Authentic wan tan noodle with various options (char siew, wan tan, mushroom, chicken leg etc)
are the main specialities of this restaurant.
This restaurant is one of the pioneer which specialises in wan tan noodles and it is located in
Petaling Street itself.

Virgin blog appearance

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 05:38:49 PDT

After hours of contemplation...

After weeks of hesitation....

After months of self-reflection...

*drums rolling*

Are you nervous?
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Are you sure you are ready?
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Are you really really sure you going to see this?
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*heart beat faster*

and

and and...

I appear on my own blog!!!

GOSH! I appear in the most dramatic lunaticrazylicios fashion.
ZOMGWTFBBWCURRYRENDANGASAMLAKSACAPATI

Till then, I am heading back to my asylum once again.
Owh yah, happy mid-autumn festival.
I am going to stare at the moon tonight and start treating as if I am eating the mooncake.
Gah! Okay till the, I am signing off. Ciaoz.

Alienization: The Birth of Crazytron

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:32:36 PDT

Long long time ago in the planet named Crazyzorous, lives the noble hero called Crazytron.

There exists an evil and ruthless demon called HyperNutcasetron whose ambition is to wipe off the population of a planet called EARTH.

Beware the hype. Beware the return of Crazytron. I shall summon the guardian angel of the crazytron empire. Till then, Crazytron is retiring from this post.

The Hyper Blue Mouse

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 05:56:22 PDT

Razer has always been my first choice gaming gear.
This Razer mouse has its venomous name called Lachesis.
Beware the hype.

I am glad to be back to university tomorrow after a BUSY non-teaching break.
Till them, take care and have fun.

Children can pose too!

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:51:56 PDT

Children are natural posers! Introducing my cousin sister Ee Zen.

For your information, Ee Zen appears in one of the Ikea advertisement during CNY celebration long long time ago.

Next introducing her younger sister, Ee Ren. This girl really can eat a lot and I am not kidding you.

And lastly, the duo in action. Jessica Alba and Megan Fox in the making *cough cough*

That's all for now. Remember to drop some comments when you are free.

I love yoooo.....

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:51:06 PDT

Introducing "I LOVE YOO!" restaurant which is located in the old wing of One Utama shopping mall.

Introducing white porridge cooked with dried oyster.

Taking a scoop of the porridge.

This yau char kwai with sesame seed all over is also known as the butterfly yau char kwai.
It tasted better than the ordinary yau char kwai below.

The ordinary and original yau char kwai.

This restaurant also sells tau fu fa.

The drinks that we ordered were white coffee and soya bean.

That's all for today. Have a great weekend.

My Cousins, Adrian and Ivan

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:53:00 PDT

Hello people. It has been awhile since I last update my blog.

Today I am going to introduce you two of my cousins, Adrian and Ivan who recently returned from Lebanon for their summer vacation.

This guy can be very naughty and talkative. It is really satisfying to have him posing with a big glee on his face.

Once again, Ivan is posing with his V trademark. Too cool to have peace out aite

Adrian tasting his scoop of porridge and Ivan apparently opening with his mouth full of food.

In the next blog post, I will be introducing you the restaurant that we dine in for tea break.
Meanwhile, try to take a guess about which restaurant actually serves good white porridge with dried oyster in One Utama shopping mall.
Till then, take care and see you soon.

Cute Rin Wen

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:48:16 PDT

Adrian, Suren and Jojo

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:41:38 PDT

Introducing Adrian.

Introducing Suren.

And introducing Suren and Jojo.

Next up, introducing a cute fellow. Stay tuned.

Soon Heong Teow Chew Seafood Restaurant @ Desa Aman Puri

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:06:00 PDT

Watermelon Juice.

"Kam heong" lala.

Black Pepper Crab.

Ribena Spicy Rib.

Fried chicken wings and chicken drumsticks. *complementary while promotion lasts*

Soon Heong Teow Chew Seafood Restaurant

No. 3-68A, Block P, Jalan Desa 2/3, Desa Aman Puri, 52100 Kepong, Kuala Lumpur.
Tel: 03-62777167
Business Hour: 10.00am - 3.00pm, 5.00pm - 11.00pm

Sungguh Suci Sungguh Murni: SS2 Murni, PJ

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 10:55:21 PDT

Last Friday, Marcus, my cousin and I went to Murni SS2, PJ.

It took me a long while before I finally decided to order mee raja, due to the recommendation
from one of the staffs at Murni SS2.

Marcus ordered this I-don't-know-what's-name food. This dish sorts of combine the western
and the eastern style of cooking, where you have fried rice, eggs and dunno-what chop.

Marcus ordered this drink, which again I-dunno-the-name-at-all. *hide in shame*
Looks more like coffee peng to me.

Haha, as for my drink, my watermelon special which costs me RM7 is still pending in the photoshop programme. LOLx

I QUIT BLOGGING

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:42:47 PDT

A year ago, I started blogging with the initial Crazywrazy.

A year later, I decided to quit blogging for good.

I wishing all my reader a big thank you for supporting me all this while.

I will still be around to pay visit to all my blogger and plurk friends.

Till then, take care and have great fun in blogsphere.

Best Regards,
Crazywrazy

CrazyWrazy Sunday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:46:51 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Kok kok cuckoo kok kok cuckoo. I am going to be "kuku" soon!
Ayam rempit? Anyone wanna taste speed chicken?
Crispier and tastier! These Valentino Rossi champion chickens are great athletes.
Even KFC lose business to them!

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

Holy water from heaven?
The heaven innovated a new source of rain fall? The tap?
Holy cow. How on earth there exists such pure water flowing from the heaven!
Syarikat Bekalan Air Selangor Sdn Bhd. must be doing some black magic / seeking bomoh's help
to cause such miracle!

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

Who says car are not living things?
This car is not only alive but it has a big earphone attached to it!
Enjoy your life babeh!
Anyway, headphone of this scale will roughly cost about RM100k.
Most probably you could have bought another car with the same amount of money
splashed on your car biggie headphone!

Till then, I am going to meet my Rempit Chicken to have lunch at KFC and at the same time drink some holy water from sky. While the Rempit Chickens and I enjoying the food and drinks, my car shall be listening to my newly bought biggie headphone.

That's all for now. And by the way, I should be back in Malaysia already. *wink*

CrazyWrazy Saturday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:29:48 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Alexander Graham Bell is provoked to rise from his grave.
His soul surely couldn't rest in peace looking at his creation being humiliated in such
annoying/depressing/sad way.

At second though, I reckoned there is someone trapped in the dustbin and have to seek
for help through the means of a phone. Thankfully there is a telephone booth nearby
otherwise GONE CASE!

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

This is how a super enthusiastic fisherman prepares to go fishing.
It seems like he is preparing to have war with the fish rather than enjoying
the peaceful time fishing.
I wonder how am I going to prepare my next fishing.
Shall I bring C4 along with me for instant fishing!

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

Bangunan sudah roboh! (building has been demolished)
Tetapi banner masih kuat berdiri! Inilah kehebatan kuasa Iklan!
(the banner is still standing strong. this is the power of advertisement)
Such ironic site/state.

That's all for today! Remember to hide inside the dustbin to make your secret phone call.
Don't forget to bring bazooka and C4 to fishing next time. Please demolish the advertisement too
if you want to fully demolish the place.

Till then, take care and see ya tomorrow.

CrazyWrazy Friday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:29:22 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Immobilized fan? You don't understand the term? It's okay.
It simply means fan that cannot function or malfunction or handicapped.
This fan is actually not CACAT but the person who installed it apparently handicapped
in terms of mentality or the person who build the extra supporting frame.
Either one must be a DUMBass person.

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

I am sorry there is no honey on the lamp pole!
Your honey is still emo-ing and so you won't be forgiven till then!
I wonder how on earth his wife will be able to see this notice?
Or this lamp post is where they fall in love?
Fall in love with lamp post? WhatTHEsuperduperWHATtheFARK!

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

We have batman, spiderman, superman, cicakman.
Now, we have the new Banana Man.
Banana man? What super power eh?
According to sources, the super power of this super hero is the following:
Shooting banana like machine gun, banana splitting, covering himself with banana leaves and many more.

That's all for today. Hope you don't get to use such malfunctioned fan in your life otherwise start cursing.
Make sure you don't go apologize to your honey on the lamp post, who knows the lamp post
will drop on you for not forgiving you!
And lastly, let's all hope the banana man doesn't start raping/molesting girls!

CrazyWrazy Thursday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 09:00:01 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

No money to buy switch box?
Don't need to worry or fuss about.
Get your milk bottle today and cut the front lid off.
And tada! You will get a brand new switch box!
TNB will gonna kill me for suggesting this. *run*

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

I wonder if this guy can lift me up on his head.
Dude, make sure you becareful of your posture.
Otherwise, you will have a hemsemly crooked posture.

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

Lembu-lembu sekalian, tolong baca arahan!
"Dilarang berlembu-lembuan di sini!"

Holy cow! How on earth can cows understand such holistic cow language!

Till then, go and get your plastic milk bottle switch and get the holy cow shit out of the farm!

Just kidding! Have a great day!

CrazyWrazy Wednesday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:00:00 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Now I finally understood and believed that there exists something known as free lunch
or "buy one, free one"
In this case, you get telur dalam telur (or egg in egg).

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

"Shop No Sale" is an absolute rubbish ding dong dumb banner to be put up.
What's more stupid?
"You buy, you die!" So this must be xtreme bullshit sales meant to drive away customers!

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

ACK 5948. That's the assigned number plate to this trolley.
I didn't know Malaysian government even enforced traffic rules on trolleys.
So next time you are playing roller skating/scooter, you have to put on your number plate!

At second thought, remember to buy 5948 at your nearest gambling outlet!
Sure strike kao kao!

Till then, remember to order for egg-in-egg when u visit to the mamak next time.
Also remember to NOT visit NO-SALE campaign. Cos if you do, you will die once u buy.
And lastly, remember to spare me some money if you really bought and striked the number!

CrazyWrazy Tuesday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:00:00 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Paip bocor? Tap bocor? Tandas sumbat? Racun rumput? Mesin Rumput?
If you have the abover problems, don't hesitate to call 04-5302377 to have
express plumbering service or weed service.
This must be the most xtreme plumber in Malaysia.
*must be due to the recent economy downturn*

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

The picture says everything.
Cover watermelon boobies and cover peanut penis.
What kind of place is this? Naked zone?
*sex alert*

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

Restoran Sin Hup Seng is an ordinary restaurant.
So what's so special about it?
They allow their vegetables to go SUN-TANNED.

Till then, remember to call your xtreme plumber, close your private spare parts and sun-tanned you vegetables!

CrazyWrazy Monday Blooper Week 25

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:00:00 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Who swalloed the "R". Should we paking or shouldn't we paking?

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

Front fender too expensive? Can't afford one? Don't worry.
Get your new bottle fender today for a mere price of RM3 and it looks great on your bike.

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

Luggage Express - You just need to call 1-800-XPRES-BAG to have your luggage transported
to your destination in no time. But, beware of torrential rain or any other mishaps.
At second thought, I think this fellow is a weird nomad!

That's all for Monday Crazy Blues! Have a good Monday Blues ahead!

CrazyWrazy Sunday Blooper Week 24

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:00:00 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

Double parking is common.
What about triple parking? It certainly triggers your temper when you just couldn't
squeeze your way through the congested road.
What's more whatTHEfarK in the case is, the same species/kind
plans to do the triple parking together.
Damn superDuperHyperWHATtheFARK Kancils!
*don't let me see you doing this otherwise, I will ask David Copperfield to perform magic
on your tyres*

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

This must be a HOT HOT DOG! Hot and sexy but not edible for your own consumption!

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

What service do you get at Pusat Rawatan "PUTUO"?
I guess you know what I guessing about.
You get a kicked out from the shop immediately!

That's all for sunny Sunday. Have a good weekend yo!

CrazyWrazy Saturday Blooper Week 24

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:00:00 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

The function of a CCTV is to record scenes/events/happenings.
What's the use of CCTV when it's blocked then?
The technician who installed the CCTV camera or the LCD screen
must be a real idiot or superWHATtheFarK homosapiens.

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

Fresh hot baked letters anyone?
I wonder do you actually get to "bake" emails as well.
Another superWHATtheFarK case.
Too poor to own a post box but too rich to use an oven as letter box. Super WTF.

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

This is the MOST superduperWHATtheFARK notice I ever seen in my life.
You don't apologise if it's super ROSAK.
You just need to super REPAIR it in super short time!
Real dumb bodoh tolol dungu *ok enough of cursing*

That's all for SuperWhatTheFark Crazy Saturday.

CrazyWrazy Friday Blooper Week 24

noreply@blogger.com (crazywrazy) — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:00:00 PDT

CRAZY BLOOPER ONE

My female readers, how spicy are you?
What gender is the chicken on your plate?
Spicy girl chicken sounds like a deliciously hot and sexy chicken. Do you want some?

CRAZY BLOOPER TWO

Do you want some fur on your Kancil?
Maybe the paint job on the vehicle was just too bad that it needs a reFURbishment on it.
Anyway, if my vehicle grows fur, I will consult my vetenarian to give an
anti-growing fur jab!

CRAZY BLOOPER THREE

OMG. Yet another Malaysian car undergoes a major operation.
This time, we took half of the car ceiling off and it becomes "house keeping" vehicle.
It looks like a half club car and half lorry to me. What you think?

That's all for ThanksGODit'sFRIDAY. See you again on SakaiSATURDAY.