Cranky Haiku http://www.crankyhaiku.com I'll write a haiku // don't even try to stop me // you motherfucker Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:58:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Dead Leaf Blues http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/crankyhaiku/~3/oTIAhuwRNnI/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/11/dead-leaf-blues/#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:24:51 +0000 tdomf_6b7a7 http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=225

alas! Poor, dead leaves
stabbed in the back by their tree
mulched in my mower

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Your migraine drives me nuts!
I love you not!
I hate you a lot!

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Writing on a theme
First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields
Two hundred poems

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/writing-on-a-theme/feed/ 0 http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/writing-on-a-theme/ <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/crankyhaiku/~3/P6MJiOk2HkA/</link> <comments>http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/164/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:01:41 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>tdomf_6b7a7</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=164</guid> <description><![CDATA[Girl across from me My love life is a bit shit You’d probably do This post was submitted by TD. No related posts. No related posts.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-right: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crankyhaiku.com%2F2009%2F10%2F164%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crankyhaiku.com%2F2009%2F10%2F164%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Girl across from me<br /> My love life is a bit shit<br /> You’d probably do</p> <p>This post was submitted by <a href="http://twitter.com/devioustree" rel="nofollow">TD</a>.</p> <p>No related posts.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/crankyhaiku/~4/P6MJiOk2HkA" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/164/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/164/</feedburner:origLink></item> <item> <title>Hammer http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/crankyhaiku/~3/pvdVAX9QsxQ/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/hammer/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 06:00:50 +0000 sylliebee http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=162

We’ll soon prove to all
That his skull is NOT so thick-
Gimme a hammer!

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What the fuck is that?
Get it away from me now!
Sick motherfucker.

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]]> http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/advances/feed/ 0 http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/advances/ 3 sandwiches later… http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/crankyhaiku/~3/ziCqiBgup_U/ http://www.crankyhaiku.com/2009/10/3-sandwiches-later/#comments Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:59:14 +0000 sylliebee http://www.crankyhaiku.com/?p=163

Ever skip lunch because
“No cheese” is too difficult?
Yeah, THAT kind of day.

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I just ate curry.
Now my ass is on fire.
Pass me the sugar.

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Oh my goodness me,
You make me want to vomit,
Now fuck off and die.

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You think you’re so great?
One word describes me you ass!
One Three Three Seven.

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