1. Post photos of yourself with hot people to attract new hot “friends”.
2. Accept friend requests by random people only if they’re hot.
3. Never accept a friend request by an ugly person. Never.
4. Use your status updates to show how fabulous/fun/witty you are.
5. Ditto for the “About Me” section.
6. Immediately untag all unflattering photos of yourself.
7. Add a faux vintage look to all photos you post.
8. Never send a friend request within 24 hours of meeting someone. Never. It looks too needy.
9. Constantly remind people how “busy” you are. You’ll look more important and come across as less available.
10. Never post more than 1 status update per day. (see above)

A minimum of 9% of your salary is paid into a special retirement fund (think mutual fund) in addition to your salary. The program also allows you to built your super with your own contributions, which take advantage of super’s favourable tax treatment. Like a 401k, you choose the fund that the super money is paid into.

If like me, you are a temporary employee in Australia, you can claim the superfunds when you leave the country (minus some taxes). This benefit is HUGE. Sadly, I’ve read that many migrant works don’t know it can be claimed, so the funds are returned to the Australia Tax Office (ATO).

This allows anyone working in Australia to save 0% of their net wages and still have at least 9% of their total lifetime income waiting for them at retirement. Incredible.