Suggest things you would do with two hours of free time. I will pick three winners this week. All you have to do is tweet @BJMendelson with your suggestions and I will include them below.

Info:

Issue #3:  Columbia, South Carolina

Sponsored by:  Cyberstatic: We cater to Function over Fashion online

(It is a cliche’, but this project would be impossible without our sponsors, so please give them a visit).

Written by: @BJMendelson and You!

Art by: @ashtmjackson

Your Suggestions:

@BentnWasted@BJMendelson For two hours, I would go to the nearest grocery and rearrange can goods into geometric patterns on the floor!

@milosmami@BJMendelson bang the hell outta salma hayek!

@shazzy_deal@BJMendelson I would wonder if the hour brothers were worth a life sentence? LOL

@itsamess@BJMendelson In 2 hours I could almost clean my fridge. Yuk! (and) itsamess@BJMendelson What I’d really like 2 do 4 2 hours is relax on some isolated piece of sand somewhere w/ a nice tall cool alcoholic drink

@islandchic@BJMendelson watch Russel Peter’s stand up comedy stuff on you-tube

Originally created in the Spring of 2003 and published in the SUNY Potsdam Racquette.

Writer: @BJMendelson
Artist: @ashtmjackson
Sponsored by: @Cyberstatic

Featuring a special appearance by issue #2 contest winner: @GucciPradaLover

Issue #2: Raleigh Cold

Writer: @BJMendelson
Artist: @ashtmjackson
Sponsored by: @Cyberstatic

Featuring a special appearance by issue #2 contest winner: @GucciPradaLover

Issue #2: Raleigh Cold

Originally created in the Spring of 2003 and published in the SUNY Potsdam Racquette.

The winner will be placed IN this issue. That’s right. You will be in the comic with us.

All you have to do is tell me what I to use to get Amanda out of the block of ice in panel 5. Tweet @BJMendelson your suggestions and I will list them on this post.

Info:

Issue #2: Raleigh, North Carolina

Sponsored by: Cyberstatic:  We cater to Function over Fashion online

(It is a cliche’, but this project would be impossible without our sponsors, so please give them a visit).

Written by:  @BJMendelson and …

Art by:  @ashtmjackson

Comic:

Panel 1: Brandon and Amanda are outside the Sheraton of Raleigh, North Carolina. It’s very windy, debris is flying past them.

Amanda: What is it with you filming in state capitols?

Brandon:  I didn’t know Raleigh was.

Panel 2:  The wind picks up. Amanda is holding Brandon by the arm as he is totally blown off the ground

Amanda: You need to eat more

Brandon: and Raleigh needs to not blow so much.

Panel 3:  Amanda puts Brandon back on the ground

Amanda: You sure you want to keep walking?

Brandon: What’s the worse that …

Amanda: Don’t. Finish. That.

Panel 4:  1 Minute later. Amanda is frozen in a block of ice.

Caption Box: 1 Minute Later …

Brandon:  I thought this was the South?

Panel 5:  A passerby (@GucciPradaLover ) has a monkey on her shoulder. The monkey is holding a tiny ray gun. Above the moneky is a caption that says “Heat Ray”

Panel 6:  Amanda is now unfrozen.

Brandon: North Carolina is awesome!

Your Panel 5 Suggestions:

What can Brandon use to get Amanda out of the block of ice?

Tweet @BJMendelson your suggestions and he will list them on this post.

Your Tweets:

@Marilynkayt A laser & “Ok I hand Brandon a hot pocket to thaw her out cause nothing is hotter than one of those fresh from the microwave”

@Just_a_Londoner A panda hands you a bamboo stick to hack the block of ice.

@GucciPradaLover “A monkey”_ hands Brandon a _”heating gun”_ to get Amanda out.

@trulycrazybitch The mayor handed him a gangster

@HighwaySong Evan Rachel Wood hands Brandon her hot panties to get Amanda out. She is a doll.

@PlanetSantaBarb a Masseuse hands Brandon Hot Rocks to melt the ice.

@Jersey1127 a passing miner hands Brandon a stick of dynomite to get Amanda out.

(Nikki via Facebook) Lefty hands Brandon a compact ultra mini solar powered blow dryer , to get Amanda out.

@CoolComics for your comics: it´s look like a big heart that comes out of Brandons eyes and amanda melts when the heart touched the ice

@psuahr A quality engineer hands Brandon a process map and they work together to get Amanda out.

@Mezarin Comic Suggestion : The “PROFESSOR” swiftly brushes by and __ hands Brandon a __time-warping gold coin___ to get Amanda out.

Writers: @BJMendelson, @MillerStrong (Panel 5), JoyFC (Panel 6)

Artist: @ashtmjackson

Sponsor: @CyberStatic

Mr. And Mrs. Mendelson Go To Washington

Educated Joe is still my favorite character and that’s why he is the mascot for the new Compulsion Comics. You might see our handicapable hero again someday …

Issue #1

Setting: We find our hero in costume, crusing the parking lot at a busy mall. It’s Christmas, and people are bundled up and scurrying all over.

Panel A: We see the parking lot from Educated Joe’s perspective. His handicap sticker is dangling from the rear view mirror as his driver , Lillian, is muttering …

Lillian: Everyone has off for Christmas. Me? I babysit a dumb Hulk knockoff.

Panel B” Joe turns to Lillian, confused as to who this Hulk character might be.

Joe: I’m smarter than the Hulkamaniacs in Boise

Panel C“  Lillian, not sure if Joe is joking with her or not, smirks …

Lillian: Wrong Hulk Joe, and EVERYONE is smarter than the Hulkamaniacs in Boise.

Panel D:  Joe claps and giggles, causing the windows in the car to shatter. Lillian ducks to avoid the glass.

Lillian: I doubt the insurance will cover this.

Issue #2

Joe is smiling stupidly, not realizing he broke his car’s window and everyone elses.

Panel A: We see a car pulling in front of Joe’s through the broken windshield. A Golden Retriever is starring at Joe through its car’s back window. Joe is excited to see the dog.

Educated Joe (Off Panel): Mr. Davis!

Panel B: We see Joe’s car from the top down, pulling into the handicap space that is now surrounded by curious onlookers and mall security.

Lillian (Off Panel): No Joe, Mr. Davis hasn’t returned from space yet.

Panel C: Flashback to Joe standing with a Golden Retriever in his arms, as two astronauts are standing next to him looking confused. Mr. Davis is wearing a cape.

Astronaut#1: Our ship took off without us, now how are we supposed to get into space?

Educated Joe: Let’’s show space man  how Mr. Davis!

Panel D: Joe throws Mr. Davis into space as the astronaut’s look at each other alarmed.

Educated Joe:  Next?

(Editor’s Note: Mr. Davis is ok and was unharmed in the making of this strip!)

Writer: @BJMendelson
Artist: @ashtmjackson
Sponsored by: @Cyberstatic

Additional Writing Credit: @MillerStrong (Panel 5) @JoyFC (Panel 6)