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<description>Colonel Crabtree-Smythe breaks his silence for the first time in over twenty years. In these weekly comedy radio interviews with Sage McCorkadale he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history.</description>

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<itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author>

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<itunes:name>Colonel Crabtree-Smythe</itunes:name>
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<itunes:subtitle>Weekly comedy podcast from the Colonel</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:summary>In these comedy radio interviews he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history...</itunes:summary>

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<title>Gaslighters</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/180-gaslighters/2015/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2015 00:38:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>What's behind the curtain? Rupert Murdoch, Alan Sugar, Buck Rogers, Rat pies and Foreskins</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:43:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>What's behind the curtain? Rupert Murdoch, Alan Sugar, Buck Rogers, Rat pies and Foreskins</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>What's behind the curtain? Rupert Murdoch, Alan Sugar, Buck Rogers, Rat pies and Foreskins</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Bring Back Mercia</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/bring-back-merica/2015/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2015 9:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Lurking Left-wing Scrumpers, Cliff's humiliating first summer holiday, accidental cock squeezing, ripping down the wallpaper and finding hammers up the harris</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:34:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>Lurking Left-wing Scrumpers, Cliff's humiliating first summer holiday, accidental cock squeezing, ripping down the wallpaper and finding and hammers up the harris, The Mighty Odin</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Lurking Left-wing Scrumpers, Cliff's humiliating first summer holiday, accidental cock squeezing, ripping down the wallpaper and finding hammers up the harris</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Hollow Full Of Head / A Head Full Of Hollow</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/full-of-hollow/2015/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2015 20:28:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>In bed with Aleister Crowley... clacking clackers...  leathery balls... stem cell testing on Dickie Davis...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:41:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>In bed with Aleister Crowley... clacking clackers...  leathery balls... stem cell testing on Dickie Davis...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>In bed with Aleister Crowley... clacking clackers... leathery balls... stem cell testing on Dickie Davis...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>I Am Cuthbert!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/i-am-cuthbert/2015/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2015 19:34:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Dogs and dark forces... Westminster peadophiles...  Pills, thrills and Leon Brittan's lapels</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:53:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>Dogs and dark forces... Westminster peadophiles... Pills, thrills and Leon Brittan's lapels</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Dogs and dark forces... Westminster peadophiles... Pills, thrills and Leon Brittan's lapels</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Cup Of Tea Mum / Touching The Periphery</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/cup-of-tea/2014/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2014 21:06:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Haggis mocking and Scottish Stockholm syndrome, Cameron's Savile Row sentinels... plus Ronnie and Reggie Kray discuss periphery touching</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:46:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>Haggis mocking and Scottish Stockholm syndrome, Cameron's Savile Row sentinels... plus Ronnie and Reggie Kray discuss periphery touching</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Haggis mocking and Scottish Stockholm syndrome, Cameron's Savile Row sentinels... plus Ronnie and Reggie Kray discuss periphery touching</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>These Fings Take Time</title>
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<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/fings-take-time/2014/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2014 22:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Ballooning with Stephen Fry, digging holes with Omar Sharif, showering with Nigel Farage, beheading with the Borgias and much, much more</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:47:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>Ballooning with Stephen Fry, digging holes with Omar Sharif, showering with Nigel Farage, beheading with the Borgias and much, much more</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>I'm Glad Im Not You day</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/not-you-day/2014/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2014 10:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Pickled testicles, wastes of spaces, Holly Willoughby, exposed flesh, Andy Warhol, breakdancing and avoiding the madness</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:49:35</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>Pickled testicles, wastes of spaces, Holly Willoughby, exposed flesh, Andy Warhol, breakdancing and avoiding the madness</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Pickled testicles, wastes of spaces, Holly Willoughby, exposed flesh, Andy Warhol, breakdancing and avoiding the madness</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>First of the Gang to Die</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/first-of-the-gang/2014/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2014 12:52:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The  sartorial shortcomings of Hare Krishna. Taking a fence with Warwick Davis and Kenny Baker, going on about Star Wars and the Krays cutting up Eastenders</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:48:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>The  sartorial shortcomings of Hare Krishna. Taking a fence with Warwick Davis and Kenny Baker, going on about Star Wars and the Krays cutting up Eastenders</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The sartorial shortcomings of Hare Krishna. Taking a fence with Warwick Davis and Kenny Baker, going on about Star Wars and the Krays cutting up Eastenders</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Diggin in the dirt for spuds - East Meets West Again</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/digging-in-the-dirt/2014/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2014 20:52:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel and Sage return with Heather Mills' missing leg, Farage, Judo, sexual malformities, one finger techniques, kippers, the late Bob Hoskins and Moses</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:47:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel and Sage return with Heather Mills' missing leg, Farage, Judo, sexual malformities, one finger techniques, kippers,the late Bob Hoskins and Moses</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The Colonel and Sage return with Heather Mills' missing leg, Farage, Judo, sexual malformities, one finger techniques, kippers, the late Bob Hoskins and Moses</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Burn Your Credit card For Fuel</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/creditcard/2014/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2014 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The secret crimes of David Hasselhoff, health and safety tips for Neil Young, the shady history of David Cameron's ancestors and the Colonel's bladder problems</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:41:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:summary>The secret crimes of David Hasselhoff, health and safety tips for Neil Young, the shady history of David Cameron's ancestors and the Colonel's bladder problems</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The secret crimes of David Hasselhoff, health and safety tips for Neil Young, the shady history of David Cameron's ancestors and the Colonel's bladder problems</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>The Genius of the Crowd</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/geniusofthecrowd/2014/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2014 19:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie return with the first new episode of 2014 - metaphoric kipper ties, Showaddywaddy, the true story of the Titanic and Sage's disreputable mother all on the table of discussion today</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:39:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie return with the first new episode of 2014 - metaphoric kipper ties, Showaddywaddy, the true story of the Titanic and Sage's disreputable mother all on the table of discussion today</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie return with the first new episode of 2014 - metaphoric kipper ties, Showaddywaddy, the true story of the Titanic and Sage's disreputable mother all on the table of discussion today</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Wongaland</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/169-wongaland/2013/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2013 21:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie mull over the issues of the day including Broadmoor games with Peter Sutcliffe, wrestling with Richard Harris and weapons of mass destruction</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:39:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie mull over the issues of the day including Broadmoor games with Peter Sutcliffe, wrestling with Richard Harris and weapons of mass destruction</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel, Sage and Ronnie mull over the issues of the day including Broadmoor games with Peter Sutcliffe, wrestling with Richard Harris and weapons of mass destruction</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Elevenses, Wet Wallies and Lobbyists</title><link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/168-elevenseswet-wallies-and-lobbyists/2013/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 20:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The colonel and Sage discuss the working classes, leaky Tories, World War buggery and the insightful proclamations of the cook Jamie Oliver</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:49:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>The colonel and Sage discuss the working classes, leaky Tories, World War buggery and the insightful proclamations of the cook Jamie Oliver</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The colonel and Sage discuss the working classes, leaky Tories, World War buggery and the insightful proclamations of the cook Jamie Oliver</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Loon Goon-Paddy Power, Let Them Eat Smash!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/166-the-loon-goon-paddy-power-let-them-eat-smash/2013/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Oct 2013 23:20:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel and Sage return with the Loon Goon in the studio - an Irish revolutionary who witnessed Theresa May boiling immigrant children cackling with a salivating Eric Pickles sat at the table waiting for his din dins</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:36:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>The Colonel and Sage return with the Loon Goon in the studio - an Irish revolutionary who witnessed Theresa May boiling immigrant children cackling with a salivating Eric Pickles sat at the table waiting for his din dins</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel and Sage return with the Loon Goon in the studio - an Irish revolutionary who witnessed Theresa May boiling immigrant children cackling with a salivating Eric Pickles sat at the table waiting for his din dins</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Used Prophylactics in The Punch Bowl</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/165-used-prophylactics-in-the-punch-bowl/2013/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jul 2013 18:20:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Fun and games with the Colonel and Sage</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:37:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Fun and games with the Colonel and Sage</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Fun and games with the Colonel and Sage</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Rasta don't work for no CIA</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/no-cia/2013/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2013 17:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>But uncle Thomas Does!</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:42:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Rasta don't work for no CIA - But uncle Thomas Does!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Rasta don't work for no CIA - But uncle Thomas Does!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/163-slip-em-a-fiver-and-ask-em-to-do-a-favour/2013/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:35:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Slip Em a Fiver And Ask Em To Do a Favour</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Who Shot the Red Baron?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/162-who-shot-the-red-baron/2013/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 11:55:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The strange disappearance of the Colonel's wife, The Parker pen thermometer, The Red Baron and tight pockets</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:36:27</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>The strange disappearance of the Colonel's wife, The Parker pen thermometer, The Red Baron and tight pockets</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The strange disappearance of the Colonel's wife, The Parker pen thermometer, The Red Baron and tight pockets</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Whistle Your Way To The top!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/whistle-to-the-top/2013/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 19:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Wow, the Colonel and Sage return, Scottish bottoms, David Icke and Wogan's elbows, burning Volkswagens, padeophile Priests and Roger Whittaker</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:36:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Wow, the Colonel and Sage return, Scottish bottoms, David Icke and Wogan's elbows, burning Volkswagens, padeophile Priests and Roger Whittaker</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Wow, the Colonel and Sage return, Scottish bottoms, David Icke and Wogan's elbows, burning Volkswagens, padeophile Priests and Roger Whittaker</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Mud Men of the Fjords</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/160-the-mud-men-of-the-fjords/2013/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Etheral nature of existence, teddy boys, powdered milk, fish farming, mud men and also some spunk</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:42:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Etheral nature of existence, teddy boys, powdered milk, fish farming, mud men and also some spunk...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Etheral nature of existence, teddy boys, powdered milk, fish farming, mud men and also some spunk...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Who put the B.O. in Bohemia</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/b-o-in-bohemia/2013/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2013 20:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Zionists, cockney mars bars, limericks and guess the smell with  The King of the Bohemians - Iron Foot Jack</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:41:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Zionists, cockney mars bars, limericks and guess the smell with  The King of the Bohemians - Iron Foot Jack...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Zionists, cockney mars bars, limericks and guess the smell with The King of the Bohemians - Iron Foot Jack...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Macabre Machinations</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/158-macabre-machinations/2013/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2013 19:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Lonnie Donegan's baton, chocolatiering fat bastards, strange DIY, Litvinenko and the Scientologists, what happens under the arches in Vauxhall...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:41:15</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Lonnie Donegan's baton, chocolatiering fat bastards, strange DIY, Litvinenko and the Scientologists, what happens under the arches in Vauxhall...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Lonnie Donegan's baton, chocolatiering fat bastards, strange DIY, Litvinenko and the Scientologists, what happens under the arches in Vauxhall...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The World is an Elitist Swag Bag</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/swag-bag/2012/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 10:25:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Getting rid of prostitutes, necrophilia, Barack Obama, General Custer, Robbie Williams and much much more</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:40:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Getting rid of prostitutes, necrophilia, Barack Obama, General Custer, Robbie Williams and much much more</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Maiden Tribute of Modern Babylon!!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/156-the-maiden-tribute-of-modern-babylon/2012/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 10:25:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>New episode with the Colonel, Sage and the team... Turkish baths, Jimmy Savile Row, Thatcher's sweet shop and Nobby the fisherman</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:40:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>New episode with the Colonel, Sage and the team...Turkish baths, Jimmy Savile Row, Thatcher's sweet shop and Nobby the fisherman</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Grappling Grabs trade secrets and Royal Rumbles</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/royal-rumbles/2012/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2012 20:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Colonel and Sage discuss the burning issues of the day including James Bond, Royal tits, compassionate robocops, brain draining and the grab, the grab</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:38:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Colonel and Sage discuss the burning issues of the day including James Bond, Royal tits, compassionate robocops, brain draining and the grab, the grab</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Egging The Omelette</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/154-egging-the-omlette/2012/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:29:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel and Sage are back back back with a new series... itchy bottoms... Boris the cyclist... Lord Coe... but is it art?</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:46:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel and Sage are back back back with a new series... itchy bottoms... Boris the cyclist... Lord Coe... but is it art?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>We Didn’t Start The Fire! But You Have To Start The Fire If You Want To make A Change!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/start-the-fire/2012/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 19:09:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Last in the series... What happened to Prince Philip's testicles during the Jubilee?... The Colonel gets in trouble with the Royals...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:36:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Last in the series... What happened to Prince Philip's testicles during the Jubilee? The Colonel gets in trouble with the Royals...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Pull Your Socks Up and Sort Yourselves Out!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/pull-your-socks-up/2012/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2012 10:35:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Thumbs up with the Fonz, Louis Walsh and sexual health, Pam Ayres, gay ebay, boiling piss, colour, light and stabbing in the dark</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:34:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Thumbs up with the Fonz, Louis Walsh and sexual health, Pam Ayres, gay ebay, boiling piss, colour, light and stabbing in the dark</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>A Right Fry Up - We're All Out Of Our Brains Or At Least My Friends Are!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/a-right-fry-up/2012/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 11:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who killed Rober Kennedy? Who is God's dentist? And this summer's narcotic Olympics</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:33:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Who killed Rober Kennedy? Who is God's dentist? And this summer's narcotic Olympics</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>One Hundred And Fifty Not Out and He Still Has His Pads On!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/150-one-hundred-and-fifty-not-out-and-he-still-has-his-pads-on/2012/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2012 13:04:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Party time for Sage and the Colonel... Doing business with dwarves, Brando's favourite biscuits and Ron shifts a paradigm with a knife. </description>
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<itunes:duration>00:39:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Party time for Sage and the Colonel... Doing business with dwarves, Brando's favourite biscuits and Ron shifts a paradigm with a knife.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Suck It And See!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/suck-it-and-see/2012/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 11:11:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Episode 149 with Sage and the Colonel - How do you do what you do to me? Suck it and see!</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:35:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Episode 149 with Sage and the Colonel - How do you do what you do to me? Suck it and see!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>The Tewenty Seven Club. Lightweights only</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/turner-prize/2012/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:50:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Swinging England, Brian Jones and the otherlightweights, David Walliams in the Thames, redheads and the Royals, Cheggers in the trenches</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:33:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Swinging England, Brian Jones and the otherlightweights, David Walliams in the Thames, redheads and the Royals, Cheggers in the trenches</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Vapor Rooms, Formaldehyde And The Turner Prize</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/turner-prize/2012/04</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Men together in the Poplar Vapour Rooms... Pressing trousers... Lord Lucan... glory holes... the Colonel's outrageous plan on how to keep the Falklands safe... all finished off with some toilet trouble</description>
<enclosure length="12141022" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/01-ColonelEpisode147.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:33:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Men together in the Poplar Vapour Rooms... Pressing trousers... Lord Lucan... glory holes... the Colonel's outrageous plan on how to keep the Falklands safe... all finished off with some toilet trouble</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Hung Up On Meat Hooks (don't do me like that!)</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/meat-hooks/2012/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 18:44:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Crabtree and Sage return with a new series! A journey into the darkness... Georgie Fame, Water Buffalo, homeless people, Rita Marley, ginormous erections, the Hallal pill crusade</description>
<enclosure length="12758130" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2-01-ColonelEpisode146.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:35:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Crabtree and Sage return with a new series! A journey into the darkness... Georgie Fame, Water Buffalo, homeless people, Rita Marley, ginormous erections, the Hallal pill crusade</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/woggle-madness-and-clutch-problems/2012/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:44:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Pre series special - Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems</description>
<enclosure length="12547328" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/colonelspecial-woggle.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Pre series special - Woggle Madness and Clutch Problems</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Great Expectations</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/great-expections/2012/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who is the Colonel's famous long lost great grandchild? Are Terry's better than Dirk's? What did Crabtree do to Mrs Haversham? Last in the series</description>
<enclosure length="12547173" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/01-colonelepisode145.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Who is the Colonel's famous long lost great grandchild? Are Terry's better than Dirk's? What did Crabtree do to Mrs Haversham? Last in the series</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins, Aleister Crowley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Ayahuasca and Other Such Stories</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ayahuasca/2012/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Psychedelic exploring... up the Amazon in a dress... coming serpents... Claire Sweeney salivating in Jack boots... on being Anne Frank one evening 1945, with just her sister at her side... the horror! the horror!</description>
<enclosure length="13897530" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/colonel-episode-144.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:38:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Psychedelic exploring... up the Amazon in a dress... coming serpents... Claire Sweeney salivating in Jack boots... on being Anne Frank one evening 1945, with just her sister at her side... the horror! the horror!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins, Aleister Crowley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>A fluffy revolution</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/fluffy-revolution/2012/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 19:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Experimenting with polar bears, cous cous, Mick McCarthy, revolution</description>
<enclosure length="14874508" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/colonelepisode143.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:41:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Experimenting with polar bears, cous cous, Mick McCarthy, revolution</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins, Aleister Crowley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Stop the clocks I want to get off - Mid series special</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/stop-the-clocks-i-want-to-get-off/2011/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Midseries special from the Colonel and Sage</description>
<enclosure length="16787264" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/01-Stop-the-clocks-I-want-to-get-off.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:46:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Midseries special from the Colonel, Sage and the team</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins, Aleister Crowley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/christmas-special/2011/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 12:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Festive fun with the Colonel's Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together... doing it for the kids</description>
<enclosure length="16714032" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/colonelxmas2011.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:46:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Festive fun with the Colonel's Christmas Special - Ebony and Ivory all in it together... doing it for the kids</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins, Aleister Crowley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Crumbs of Crowley</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/crumbs-of-crowley/2011/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:38:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel recounts time spent with Aleister Crowley. The dark arts, ducks, leather pants, Mike Yarwood and other satantic stuff and nonsense</description>
<enclosure length="13608581" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/colonelepisode142.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:37:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel recounts time spent with Aleister Crowley. The dark arts, ducks, leather pants, Mike Yarwood and other satantic stuff and nonsense.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins, Aleister Crowley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Murder Without Conviction</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/murder-without-conviction/2011/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:02:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>We discover various high profile 'indiscretions' by the Colonel that links him with some of the most historical assissinationsof the 20th Century. In addition, a Scotsman is unfortunate.</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:41:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>We discover various high profile 'indiscretions' by the Colonel that links him with some of the most historical assissinationsof the 20th Century. In addition, a Scotsman is unfortunate.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Falling over with Miranda</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/falling-over-with-miranda/2011/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:42:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Twisting with Sage and the Colonel... The despicably evil plan of the great inventor Otis Van Strapon, involving Miranda Hart and falling over. The Chinese, Stacia Blake and Liptons Tea??</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:37:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Twisting with Sage and the Colonel... The despicably evil plan of the great inventor Otis Van Strapon, involving Miranda Hart and falling over. The Chinese, Stacia Blake and Liptons Tea??</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>You do the fighting, I'll do the talking</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/fightingtalk/2011/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 22:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Rantsville  - Archbishops, big society, the French, David Cameron the shit... the Colonel gets a bit wound up with them all</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:35:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Rantsville  - Archbishops, big society, the French, David Cameron the shit... the Colonel gets a bit wound up with them all</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The fly killer runs a mock</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/episode-138-the-fly-killer-runs-amock/2011/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 10:37:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who are we? Blaming the wife, getting conned by the YMCA, Ku Klux Klan, inspecting hard drives and fisticuffs with the Angel Gabriel</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:35:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>This week Eva Peron, Muslim knock knock jokes, toffs and cultivating cucumbers</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Mein Cucumbers</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/137-mein-cucmbers/2011/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 16:33:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>This week Eva Peron, Muslim knock knock jokes, toffs and cultivating cucumbers</description>
<enclosure length="14798532" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/01-colonel-episode137.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:41:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>This week Eva Peron, Muslim knock knock jokes, toffs and cultivating cucumbers</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>The art of seduction</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/artofseduction/2011/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 20:53:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>New Series! Sleeping with mothers. Standing and delivering. Anyone for tennis, diving or pool? And getting throttled by the Krays</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:34:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>New Series! Sleeping with mothers. Standing and delivering. Anyone for tennis, diving or pool? And getting throttled by the Krays</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kray twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Land of Hope and Gory</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/land-of-hope-and-gory/2011/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 19:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>I predict a riot... Series special with the Colonel, Ronnie Kray and the rest. Arse, skinheads, flagpoles, riots and looting gobstoppers. How to get a job at the BBC and how to hire a chimney sweep. At the end of the day, give them six of the best and have a cup of tea.</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:43:29</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>I predict a riot... Series special with the Colonel, Ronnie Kray and the rest. Arse, skinheads, flagpoles, riots and looting gobstoppers. How to get a job at the BBC and how to hire a chimney sweep. At the end of the day, give them six of the best and have a cup of tea.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, donald trump</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Episode Special - Hollywood Conspiracy with Wigs</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/hollywood-conspiracy-with-wigs/2011/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 20:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Madame Tassaud’s Scandal, the Colonel’s role in the killing of Osama Bin Laden… what really goes on in the Playboy mansion. The joy of auto asphyxiation. How to make porridge… and how Ted Rogers helped out Al Qaeda</description>
<enclosure length="14630959" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/hollywoodconspiracy.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:40:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Madame Tassaud’s Scandal, the Colonel’s role in the killing of Osama Bin Laden… what really goes on in the Playboy mansion. The joy of auto asphyxiation. How to make porridge… and how Ted Rogers helped out Al Qaeda</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, donald trump</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Suffragette Transparency</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/135-suffragette-transparency/2011/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Hello Sailor! Been caught stealing... Compromising photographs of Prince Philip... did she jump or was she pushed? Getting it out in the open... Last in the series</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:37:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Hello Sailor! Been caught stealing... Compromising photographs of Prince Philip... did she jump or was she pushed? Getting it out in the open... Last in the series</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, colonel Victor Hugo</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Food and oil issues</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/food-and-oil/2011/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 21:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Starting from the bottom up with Ronald McDonald... who killed Victor Hugo? Sexual harassement in the trenches</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:35:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Starting from the bottom up with Ronald McDonald... who killed Victor Hugo? Sexual harassement in the trenches</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, colonel Victor Hugo</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Tales from Berlin</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/dr-who/2011/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 22:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The buggerer's buggerer, the trench wench, Ken Dodd's feather duster, Dr Who is compromised, dealing with the youth and being unkind to Israelis and who the hell's Max Miller? </description>
<enclosure length="13444597" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2-01-Colonelepisode133.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:37:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The buggerer's buggerer, the trench wench, Ken Dodd's feather duster, Dr Who is compromised, dealing with the youth and being unkind to Israelis and who the hell's Max Miller?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, colonel Gaddafi</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Colonel Gaddafi's pantomine horse</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/colonel-gaddafi/2011/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 18:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The metaphysical power of the Aztec sausage, Charlie Sheen's strategy for Libya, the confusion over the Karate Kid, Brian Cox and Opera</description>
<enclosure length="13346914" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/colonelepisode132.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:37:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The metaphysical power of the Aztec sausage, Charlie Sheen's strategy for Libya, the confusion over the Karate Kid, Brian Cox and Opera</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, colonel Gaddafi</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Tales of a Gay Romper Stomper</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wikileaks/2011/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 17:15:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>John Galliano, Romper Stompers, tattoos, favouring Muslimists, kidnapping cats</description>
<enclosure length="11085779" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/colonelepisode-131.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:30:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>John Galliano, Romper Stompers, tattoos, favouring Muslimists, kidnapping cats</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, john galliano</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Smoke Screens - Wikileaks</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wikileaks/2011/05</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 19:15:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Is wikileaks a smokescreen for a bigger stink? Is Prince Philip a deviant? Where is the clown with the bulge in his trousers? </description>
<enclosure length="13236626" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/colonelepisode-130.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:36:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Is wikileaks a smokescreen for a bigger stink? Is Prince Philip a deviant? Where is the clown with the bulge in his trousers?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, prince philip</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Twin Towers, illusionists and film makers</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/twin-towers-illustionists-filmmakers/2011/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 18:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Twin Towers conspiracy, hijra, Rogered Milliband and tightening nuts, all in a day's work for Crabtree and Sage</description>
<enclosure length="11209913" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/colonelepisode129.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:31:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Twin Towers conspiracy, hijra, Rogered Milliband and tightening nuts, all in a day's work for Crabtree and Sage</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, paul daniels, debbie mcgee</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Oh The Good Life (until someone causes trouble)</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/128-oh-the-good-life/2011/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 11:15:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Sage is joined by both the Colonel and Ronnie... they discuss Bolshevism, hurting rabbits and Sting and William Hague's plan to steal from old people</description>
<enclosure length="10562247" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/colonelepisode128.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:29:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Sage is joined by both the Colonel and Ronnie... they discuss Bolshevism, hurting rabbits and Sting and William Hague's plan to steal from old people</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, richard keys, andy gray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Short Term Ice Dancing</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/short-term-ice-dancing/2011/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2011 22:15:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Richard Keys and Andy Gray, man on man affection, all you ever wanted to know about corned beef and freeze dried haemeroids</description>
<enclosure length="8020939" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/colonel-episode127.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:22:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Richard Keys and Andy Gray, man on man affection, all you ever wanted to know about corned beef and freeze dried haemeroids</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, richard keys, andy gray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Woe betide the eunuchs</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/eunuchs/2011/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 21:15:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel returns with series 13. Peace in our time, paying for sex, double headed spying... the first goon show, shitting in holes</description>
<enclosure length="13839380" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/colonel-episode-126.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:38:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel returns with series 13. Peace in our time, paying for sex, double headed spying... the first goon show, shitting in holes</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, matisse, woody guthrie</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Stealing from Sainsburys</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/stealing-from-sainsburys/2011/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 14:05:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Stealing from Sainburys and blinding the Police.  Hitting people with guitars, pissing blood and hypnotising Court Judges... all in a days work for the Colonel. </description>
<enclosure length="10823248" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/colonel-special3.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:30:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Stealing from Sainburys and blinding the Police.  Hitting people with guitars, pissing blood and hypnotising Court Judges... all in a days work for the Colonel. </itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, matisse, woody guthrie</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Surviving Armageddon up Ben Nevis</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/surviving-armageddon/2011/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who will best survive in a post-apocalyptic world? Sage or Crabtree? And which one will end up starving to death in Wales? Which of the oldies has the best sperm to re-populate the new world? Rubbing sticks, collecting mushrooms and Danny La Rue are all discussed as Sage and the Colonel discuss their prospects after armageddon.</description>
<enclosure length="11711307" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/colonel-special-2.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:32:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Who will best survive in a post-apocalyptic world? Sage or Crabtree? And which one will end up starving to death in Wales? Which of the oldies has the best sperm to re-populate the new world? Rubbing sticks, collecting mushrooms and Danny La Rue are all discussed as Sage and the Colonel discuss their prospects after armageddon.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, armageddon, ben nevis</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Empire Building with Ron and Reg</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/empire-building-with-ron-and-reg/2011/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Ronnie and Reggie Kray return from the grave discuss their future plans, which include pickling and Boris Karloff. Also, a message from Alvin Lindwall who discusses breathing in Hitler dust, cannibalism and why it’s all God’s fault.</description>
<enclosure length="10512757" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/empire-builders.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:29:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Ronnie and Reggie Kray return from the grave discuss their future plans, which include pickling and Boris Karloff. Also, a message from Alvin Lindwall who discusses breathing in Hitler dust, cannibalism and why it’s all God’s fault.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Kray Twins, religion</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Merry Christmas Everyone</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/merry-christmas-everyone/2010/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Get into the Christmas spirit with the Colonel, Sage, Ron and the rest of the team. The studio is filled with love as they discuss the Colonel's failed suicide bombing Son. Also, is the Colonel the real father of David Cameron's children?</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:42:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Get into the Christmas spirit with the Colonel, Sage, Ron and the rest of the team. The studio is filled with love as they discuss the Colonel's failed suicide bombing Son. Also, is the Colonel the real father of David Cameron's children?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, God, religion</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Poking with a stick</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/poking-with-a-stick/2010/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 20:46:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>To poke or to blow up? The Vanstrapulater, sneaking into Heaven through the back door, Hitler or Gandhi?... Last in this series.</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:31:54</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>To poke or to blow up? The Vanstrapulater, sneaking into Heaven through the back door, Hitler or Gandhi?... Last in this series.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, God, religion</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Erotic Pulsations</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/louie-spence/2010/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 15:18:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The pulsating movements of Louie Spence... The Colonel launches an appeal for the victims of the recent great floods in Kingston Upon Thames... find out what did Ronnie Kray do to Duncan Bannatyne...  Don't listen to this whilst eating...</description>
<enclosure length="11919919" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/colonel-episode124.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:33:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The pulsating movements of Louie Spence... The Colonel launches an appeal for the victims of the recent great floods in Kingston Upon Thames... find out what did Ronnie Kray do to Duncan Bannatyne...  Don't listen to this whilst eating...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, God, religion</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Whoops</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/whoops/2010/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2010 19:18:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Does the original version of the last supper prove that Jesus was either Australian or gay? What was Satan so upset about? Where did Michael Jackson put his finger?</description>
<enclosure length="13190376" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/colonel-episode123.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:36:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Does the original version of the last supper prove that Jesus was either Australian or gay? What was Satan so upset about? Where did Michael Jackson put his finger?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, God, religion</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>God's punishment and other controversies</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/stained-tapestry/2010/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:55:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel airs his controversial views on Olympic training, religionist's views on punishing limp wristers, how to achieve a distinctive swagger with the 'walnut trick' and does God wear a wig?</description>
<enclosure length="11978769" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/colonelepisode122.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:33:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel airs his controversial views on Olympic training, religionist's views on punishing limp wristers, how to achieve a distinctive swagger with the 'walnut trick' and does God wear a wig?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, God, religion</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Gurkha Issues</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/gurkha-issues/2010/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Nov 2010 15:55:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A Frenchman on the run, banning Gurkhas, pumping children full of Jesus, phone sex with Bishops and Boris and his Johnson</description>
<enclosure length="12725694" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/colonelepisode121.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:35:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>A Frenchman on the run, banning Gurkhas, pumping children full of Jesus, phone sex with Bishops and Boris and his Johnson</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Joanna Lumley, Boris Johnson</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>The Pathfinders</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/the-pathfinders/2010/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2010 16:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The sorry tale of Tiddler Terry, sat in a tree... also... Dawn Clench... Vince Cable's Hitler moustache and why Mugabe demands respect</description>
<enclosure length="13069018" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/colonelepisode120.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:36:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The sorry tale of Tiddler Terry, sat in a tree... also... Dawn Clench... Vince Cable's Hitler moustache and why Mugabe demands respect</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Robert Mugabe, Vince Cable, Dawn French</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The wrong end of the stick</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wrong-end-of-the-stick/2010/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 18:55:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Boxing with Denis Healey, farting with Evelyn Waugh and wanking with Edith Piaf... all in a days work for the Colonel</description>
<enclosure length="11083271" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/episode119.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Boxing with Denis Healey, farting with Evelyn Waugh and wanking with Edith Piaf... all in a days work for the Colonel</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, edith piaf, denis healey, evelyn waugh</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>While the Watcher watches you...</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/the-watcher-watches-yo/2010/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 14:32:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Cat Stevens, split anuses, poor people and sausages, problems with permanent erections, how to make a slush puppy</description>
<enclosure length="12243892" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/episode118.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Cat Stevens, split anuses, poor people and sausages, problems with permanent erections, how to make a slush puppy</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, piers morgan, philip schofield</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Tourettes all round</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/tourettes-all-round/2010/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2010 17:36:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Problems with Philip Schofield's poppers, Piers Morgan runs a Mosque, the English Defence League has tourettes... Roger Agogo goes mad</description>
<enclosure length="11717733" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/episode117.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:32:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Problems with Philip Schofield's poppers, Piers Morgan runs a Mosque, the English Defence League has tourettes... Roger Agogo goes mad</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, piers morgan, philip schofield</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>When life gives you lemons...</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/when-life-gives-you-lemons/2010/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 17:36:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel returns with a new series... Secret lemonade drinking, The Duke of Wellington, hanging around lavatories, bloody Boris's pushbikes, trouble on the buses</description>
<enclosure length="11057251" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/colonel-episode-116.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:30:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel returns with a new series... Secret lemonade drinking, The Duke of Wellington, hanging around lavatories, bloody Boris's pushbikes, trouble on the buses</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Sean Bean, Christine Bleakley</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Stalking Jennifer Aniston</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/jennifer-aniston/2010/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:34:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Walking on the wild side with Danny La Rue, stalking Jennifer Aniston with Dr. Legg, trespassing with Wayne Rooney and kiddy fiddling with the Pope... all in a day's work for the Colonel</description>
<enclosure length="11240938" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mild-distractions.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:31:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Walking on the wild side with Danny La Rue, stalking Jennifer Aniston with Dr. Legg, trespassing with Wayne Rooney and kiddy fiddling with the Pope... all in a day's work for the Colonel</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Jennifer Aniston, Wayne Rooney, the Pope</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Ron and Reg reunion</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ron-and-reg-reunion/2010/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Before the new series begins, Ronnie and Reggie Kray enjoy a reunion. They discuss what a rubbish decorator Jackson Pollock was, cafes, Star Trek and Ron’s sexual preferences.</description>
<enclosure length="10117940" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ron-reg-united.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Before the new series begins next week, Ronnie and Reggie Kray enjoy a reunion. They discuss what a rubbish decorator Jackson Pollock was, cafes, Star Trek and Ron’s sexual preferences.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Joe Meek</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Royal Scandal Bank Holiday Special</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/royal-scandals/2010/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 14:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A drunken Colonel witters about taking drugs with the Royal family, his plan to take back India for the Empire and putting chilli peppers up the Kyber pass. There is a delightful summer song about self love and then the Colonel spews all over himself.</description>
<enclosure length="25307049" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/royal-scandals.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:26:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>A drunken Colonel witters about taking drugs with the Royal family, his plan to take back India for the Empire and putting chilli peppers up the Kyber pass. There is a delightful summer song about self love and then the Colonel spews all over himself.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Joe Meek</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Knob Brothers Q and As</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/knob-brothers-q-a/2010/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Knob Brothers, the very aged rockers, are in the studio discussing their days in the music industry... old novelty records, Joe Meek, groupies, the management style of the Colonel and the size of their knobs</description>
<enclosure length="12547960" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/knob-bros-qa.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Knob Brothers, the very aged rockers, are in the studio discussing their days in the music industry... old novelty records, Joe Meek, groupies, the management style of the Colonel and the size of their knobs</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Joe Meek</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Film Review with Jock Spalding</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/herzog-kinski/2010/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 20:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Sage’s attempt at a cultural film review has mixed results as Jock Spalding is invited to the studio to discuss Herzog’s Fitzcarraldo and Tarkovsky’s Stalker… then he gets his knob out and things take a turn for the worse.</description>
<enclosure length="27733720" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/filmic-contradictions.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Sage’s attempt at a cultural film review has mixed results as Jock Spalding is invited to the studio to discuss Herzog’s Fitzcarraldo and Tarkovsky’s Stalker… then he gets his knob out and things take a turn for the worse.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, werner herzog, Klaus Kinski, Tarkovsky</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Golden kangeroo balls</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/faith-schools/2010/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 19:40:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Marmite bagels, naughty Jews, limp wristed German sheep, the location of Lord Lucan and golden kangeroo balls... the chaos continues in the last in this series... special episode next week!</description>
<enclosure length="28447177" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/colonel-episode115.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:29:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Marmite bagels, naughty Jews, limp wristed German sheep, the location of Lord Lucan and golden kangeroo balls... the chaos continues in the last in this series... special episode next week!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, kangeroos, lord lucan</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Give Mossad a call</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/mossad/2010/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 15:25:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Can Sue Pollard do the splits? Who does Sting think he is? What do Mossad want with Shane Ritchie? Are the Colonel's social policies too extreme? These and many other questions will be partially answered at best in this weeks episode... you can probably answer that last question yourselves to be honest.</description>
<enclosure length="27377199" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/colonel-episode114.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Can Sue Pollard do the splits? Who does Sting think he is? What do Mossad want with Shane Ritchie? Are the Colonel's social policies too extreme? These and many other questions will be partially answered at best in this weeks episode... you can probably answer that last question yourselves to be honest.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Geri Halliwell, Cheryl Cole</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Geri Halliwell and the Fanshaw Candelabra Story</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/geri-halliwell-cartoon/2010/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 20:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The beautifully retarded Cheryl Cole and a case of mistaken identity involving Geri Halliwell and Fanshaw Candelabra... for the second week in a row - no one gets 'cut'</description>
<enclosure length="24593173" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/colonel-episode113.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:25:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The beautifully retarded Cheryl Cole and a case of mistaken identity involving Geri Halliwell and Fanshaw Candelabra... for the second week in a row - no one gets 'cut''</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Geri Halliwell, Cheryl Cole</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>In Cold Blood</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/truman-capote/2010/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 17:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Truman Capote, Mick McCarthy, Fanshaw Candelabra and Ronnie Kray all join the Colonel and Sage in the studio this week, luckily, no one gets 'cut'</description>
<enclosure length="20482972" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/colonelepisode-112.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:21:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Truman Capote, Mick McCarthy, Fanshaw Candelabra and Ronnie Kray all join the Colonel and Sage in the studio this week, luckily, no one gets 'cut'</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Saddam Hussein, Sting, Jeremu Paxman</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Saddam's Weapon of mass destruction uncovered</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/saddams-bunker/2010/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel recalls how he accidently started the Iraq War when inspecting Saddam's bunker... also - carving up Arabia and killing Jeremy Paxman</description>
<enclosure length="27724941" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/colonel-episode111.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel recalls how he accidently started the Iraq War when inspecting Saddam's bunker... also - carving up Arabia and killing Jeremy Paxman</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Saddam Hussein, Sting, Jeremu Paxman</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Caught with ya pants down</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/pants-down/2010/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:45:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Flashing at the Chilton enquiry, Bill Gates killing Germans, Peter Tatchell's soft spots, defending Quinten Crisp, offending the Irish</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:26:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Flashing at the Chilton enquiry, Bill Gates killing Germans, Peter Tatchell's soft spots, defending Quinten Crisp, offending the Irish</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Bill Gates, Peter Tatchell</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>French and Italian issues</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/french-and-italian/2010/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 22:42:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A lonely little man from Clapham... Oliver fist... loosing sense of reality... talking sex and celibacy... shooting Italians in the backside... The naked flesh of Jane Fonda</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:24:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>A lonely little man from Clapham... Oliver fist... loosing sense of reality... talking sex and celibacy... shooting Italians in the backside... The naked flesh of Jane Fonda</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Jane Fonda, Henry Fonda</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Colonel's hermaphrodite lost love</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/lady-gag/2010/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 17:31:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Hermaphrodites are on the table this week as the Colonel reveals his lost love. Lady Gaga, Tarkovsky and codpieces are also on the agenda</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:23:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Hermaphrodites are on the table this week as the Colonel reveals his lost love. Lady Gaga, Tarkovsky and codpieces are also on the agenda</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Lady Gaga, Tarkovsky</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Transvestite whales?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/1tin-pan-alley/2010/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 20:30:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Martin Luther King, Transvestite whales, teenage pregnancy and why not to suck on used tampons</description>
<enclosure length="12803206" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/colonel-episode-107.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:35:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Martin Luther King, Transvestite whales, teenage pregnancy and why not to suck on used tampons</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, David Frost, Knobb Brothers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Sage in perverted mode - the new Series begins</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/pervert/2010/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 22:29:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Fisters, twisters and lispers... The Colonel reviews the Knob Brothers new songs... bad language and questionable comments are unleashed</description>
<enclosure length="13223167" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/colonel-radioshow-106.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:36:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Fisters, twisters and lispers... The Colonel reviews the Knob Brothers new songs... bad language and questionable comments are unleashed</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, David Frost, Knobb Brothers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Vote Crabtree! - Election Special</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/election-special/2010/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 20:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Prior to the new series of the Colonel's radioshow, we present the Colonel's Election Special - the Colonel outlines his policies and expresses exactly how he feels about Cameron, Clegg and Browntrousers</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:45:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Prior to the new series of the Colonel's radioshow, we present the Colonel's Election Special - the Colonel outlines his policies and expresses exactly how he feels about Cameron, Clegg and Browntrousers</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Davis Cameron, Nicky Clegg, Gordon Browntrousers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Knob Brothers speak</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/knob-brothers-and-other-annoyances/2010/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Before a new series of the Colonel Radioshow kicks off we have the Knob Brothers memoirs... including Curdled custard, dirty books, dirty girls, quantum physics and Joe Meek the f**ker</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:33:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Before a new series of the Colonel Radioshow kicks off we have the Knob Brothers memoirs... including Curdled custard, dirty books, dirty girls, quantum physics and Joe Meek the f**ker</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, joe meek, dirty books</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Michael Jackson's new nose and other stories</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/michael-jacksons-nose/2010/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 13:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Getting to the knob of the matter with Peter Sellers and his rubber nose, Lionel Ritchie and his penis, the Pope and his arse and Michael Jackson and his puppets... Last in the current series</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:31:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Getting to the knob of the matter with Peter Sellers and his rubber nose, Lionel Ritchie and his penis, the Pope and his arse and Michael Jackson and his puppets... Last in the current series</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, peter sellers, lionel ritchie, Michael jackson</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Jealous of Jonathan Ross</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/jonathan-ross/2010/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:03:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Havoc in the studio, Mick McCarthy get cut, Jacques Kallis gets cut... there's talk of abusing Barry Manilow and the Colonel accusses Sage of professional jealousy</description>
<enclosure length="9553069" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode104.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:26:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Havoc in the studio, Mick McCarthy get cut, Jacques Kallis gets cut... there's talk of abusing Barry Manilow and the Colonel accusses Sage of professional jealousy</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, poetry, jonathan ross</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Freedom of Speechless</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/freedom-of-speech/2010/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:42:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Should we grab Lord Mandelson around the neck, strangle the life out of him and feed him to vegetarians? Should we worry about Communists, Fascists and the Alabama 3?</description>
<enclosure length="10056098" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode103.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:27:55</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Should we grab Lord Mandelson around the neck, strangle the life out of him and feed him to vegetarians? Should we worry about Communists, Fascists and the Alabama 3?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, poetry, the Bible</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Poetry Corner</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/poetry-corner/2010/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:42:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A poetry reading descends into farce when the Colonel accuses Derek Pringle of raping Sage... The Colonel dissects the Bible and concludes that it is all bollocks.</description>
<enclosure length="11081776" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode102.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:30:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>A poetry reading descends into farce when the Colonel accuses Derek Pringle of raping Sage... The Colonel dissects the Bible and concludes that it is all bollocks.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, poetry, the Bible</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Trudi Stings Gary Linekar</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/sting-trudie-styler/2010/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:25:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>What happened when the  Colonel is invited to a Tuscan orgy by Sting and Trudie Styler and the strange case of Gary Linekar and a bag of salt 'n' shake </description>
<enclosure length="11351026" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode101.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:31:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>What happened when the  Colonel is invited to a Tuscan orgy by Sting and Trudie Styler and the strange case of Gary Linekar and a bag of salt 'n' shake</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, sting, gary linekar, trudi styler</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>The Death of Poetry</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/death-of-poetry/2010/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:15:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Episode 100! Jock Strap, Sage in poetic mood and never twist a fister.</description>
<enclosure length="10108915" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode100.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:04</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Episode 100! Jock Strap, Sage in poetic mood and never twist a fister.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, amanda holden</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Leg touching and limp wristed immigration</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/immigration-policies/2010/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 21:36:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Leg touching in the cinema, Johnny Lydon the hypocrite, remarkably dressed Muslims, the Colonel outlines his immigration policies.</description>
<enclosure length="12286061" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode99.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Leg touching in the cinema, Johnny Lydon the hypocrite, remarkably dressed Muslims, the Colonel outlines his immigration policies.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, john lydon, muslims</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Colonel's Christmas Speech</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/colonels-christmas-speech/2009/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:10:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel delivers his Christmas message to the Nation.  Ronnie Kray accidentally spoils Christmas and then he spoils it again (by accident).</description>
<enclosure length="5334377" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonels-christmas-speech.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:14:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel delivers his Christmas message to the Nation.  Ronnie Kray accidentally spoils Christmas and then he spoils it again (by accident).</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, christmas,the Queen</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Colonel's Christmas Special</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/merry-christmas-everybody/2009/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:24:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Tea bagging with The Queen Mum, pogoing with Prince Philip and the Colonel's special Christmas 'Peace' Mission to Afghanistan... next Thursday the Colonel delivers his Christmas message</description>
<enclosure length="97995392" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-christmas-special.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:22:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Tea bagging with The Queen Mum, pogoing with Prince Philip and the Colonel's special Christmas 'Peace' Mission to Afghanistan... next Thursday the Colonel delivers his Christmas message</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, christmas, queen mum</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Oh dear Sydney!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/tailoring-toiltailoring-toil/2009/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:01:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Fisting with the Pet Shop Boys, Ronnie's naughty tailer, a dead foot on the shoulder and re-cycling with Ronnie</description>
<enclosure length="9919838" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode98.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:27:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Fisting with the Pet Shop Boys, Ronnie's naughty tailer, a dead foot on the shoulder and re-cycling with Ronnie</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, ronnie kray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Family values</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/piers-morgan/2009/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:26:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Reggie and Ronnie oven gloves... A new Ronnie scam involving young boys selling household goods door to door... someone is going to get cut. Anybody want some Staminol?</description>
<enclosure length="6025442" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode97.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:16:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Reggie and Ronnie oven gloves... A new Ronnie scam involving young boys selling household goods door to door... someone is going to get cut. Anybody want some Staminol? </itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, ronnie kray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Tax avoidance suggestions</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/unclejesseunclejesse/2009/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:25:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Series 10 begins with Ronnie Kray... more tax avoidance ideas with the story of Philip Jenkins - Inland Revenue 'employee of the month' who ended up with a leek sticking out of his bottom.</description>
<enclosure length="9716328" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode96.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:26:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Series 10 begins with Ronnie Kray... more tax avoidance ideas with the story of Philip Jenkins - Inland Revenue 'employee of the month' who ended up with a leek sticking out of his bottom.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, ronnie kray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Memoirs of the Knobs</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/knob-brothers-memoirsknob-brothers-memoirs/2009/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:12:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Using Michael Jackson's nose, the abuse of Adrian Chiles and what did Cliff Richard rub into the bottoms of the Knob Brothers?</description>
<enclosure length="7689685" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/knobbros2.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:21:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Using Michael Jackson's nose, the abuse of Adrian Chiles and what did Cliff Richard rub into the bottoms of the Knob Brothers?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, knob brothers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>From humble beginnings to nothingness</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/humble-beginnings/2009/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:47:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Corrected mp3 link from previous!... sorry old chaps... The perils of rubbing Algipan on your Johnson... The Colonel introduces The Knob Brothers... tan chords and slip on shoes...the milking of Mark Lester</description>
<enclosure length="10096782" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/knobbros1.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:02</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Corrected mp3 link from previous!... sorry old chaps... The perils of rubbing Algipan on your Johnson... The Colonel introduces The Knob Brothers... tan chords and slip on shoes...the milking of Mark Lester</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, knob brothers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>I believe I can fly</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/blackman-in-the-whitehouse/2009/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:20:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Welcome back Colonel!... Rosa Parks sat down so that Martin Luther King could walk, Martin Luther King walked so that Barack Obama could run, Barack Obama ran so that our children could fly like R Kelly... Are all the problems over now we have a black man in the White House? Last in the current series </description>
<enclosure length="11360581" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode95.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:31:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Welcome back Colonel!... Rosa Parks sat down so that Martin Luther King could walk, Martin Luther King walked so that Barack Obama could run, Barack Obama ran so that our children could fly like R Kelly... Are all the problems over now we have a black man in the White House?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Barack Obama</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Will Ronnie live again?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ronnie-gets-his-money/2009/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Final episode with Ronnie - including more tales of his protection racket in Purgatory with Ghandi, Frank Sinatra, Francis Bacon, Millets and Jesus... Ronnie finally gets his money. the Colonel returns from his tour of the USA next week!</description>
<enclosure length="9634776" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode94.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:26:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Final episode with Ronnie - including more tales of his protection racket in Purgatory with Ghandi, Frank Sinatra, Francis Bacon, Millets and Jesus... the Colonel returns from his tour of the USA next week!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Ant and Dec, Chuckle brothers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Zeus in a headlock</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/zeus-headlock/2009/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Krays plan their return to Earth by kidnapping Jesus, sticking him in the cupboard with Ghandi and blackmailing God... they plan to take over the bodies of the Kemp Bros.... failing that Ant and Dec... failing that, the Chuckle Brothers.</description>
<enclosure length="11842336" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode93.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:32:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Krays plan their return to Earth by kidnapping Jesus, sticking him in the cupboard with Ghandi and blackmailing God... they plan to take over the bodies of the Kemp Bros.... failing that Ant and Dec... failing that, the Chuckle Brothers.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Ant and Dec, Chuckle brothers</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Threatening Jesus</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/threatening-jesus/2009/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Ronnie Kray is still back from the dead, revealing more of his adventures in purgatory... shooting Jesus... nicking the head of John the Baptist and admiring the Prophet Mohammed's large sword...</description>
<enclosure length="11224252" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode92.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:31:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Ronnie Kray is still in the land of the living, revealing more of his adventures in purgatory... shooting Jesus... nicking the head of John the Baptist and admiring the Prophet Mohammed's large sword...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Charon</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Threatening God</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/threatening-godthreatening-god/2009/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Madness in the studio as the spirit of Ronnie Kray continues to control the body of medium Josie VanStrapon... Ronnie continues his tales from purgatory, explaining his extortion racket on the River Styx, why he had to 'cut' the Charon and why he had to threaten God</description>
<enclosure length="10639919" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode91.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:29:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Madness in the studio as the spirit of Ronnie Kray continues to control the body of medium Josie VanStrapon... Ronnie continues his tales from purgatory, explaining his extortion racket on the River Styx, why he had to 'cut' the Charon and why he had to threaten God</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Charon</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Live Seance</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/radio-seance/2009/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Spooky... The spirit of Ronnie Kray is summoned during a live seance with Sage. Ronnie's constant threats to 'cut' Sage are interspersed with frightening tales including the sewing up of Cliff Richard's Anus and Gandhi's sexual prowess in the afterlife.</description>
<enclosure length="14004717" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode90.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:38:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Spooky... The spirit of Ronnie Kray is summoned during a live seance with Sage. Ronnie's constant threats to 'cut' Sage are interspersed with tales including the sewing up of Cliff Richard's Anus and Gandhi's sexual prowess in the afterlife.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Cliff Richard</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Kipper ties as a force for good</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/a-man-for-all-seasons/2009/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel is on tour in the US so Mick McCarthy visits the studio. Sage struggles with this high tempered 'mans man' with his kipper tie obsession.  Discussions include his fallout with Roy Keano, Mick's mother, River dance training and (of course) kipper ties as a force for good.</description>
<enclosure length="6958335" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode89.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:19:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel is on tour in the US so Mick McCarthy visits the studio. Sage struggles with this high tempered 'mans man' with his kipper tie obsession.  Discussions include his fallout with Roy Keano, Mick's mother, River dance training and (of course) kipper ties as a force for good.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Gerry Halliwell</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Cock on air</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/the-hoff/2009/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Religion, tickling Gerry Halliwell's trout and corrupting East End tailors... The Colonel is off on tour in the Americas or is it Russia so Sage and Crabtree have a goodbye sing song. Finally, we listen to a recording of Ronnie Kray from Broadmoor who dedicates a poem to the Colonel.</description>
<enclosure length="10341290" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode88.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Religion, tickling Gerry Halliwell's trout and corrupting East End tailors... The Colonel is off on tour in the Americas or is it Russia so Sage and Crabtree have a goodbye sing song. Finally, we listen to a recording of Ronnie Kray from Broadmoor who dedicates a poem to the Colonel.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Ronnie Kray, Gerry Halliwell</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>The mad axmen</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/mad-axemen/2009/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Tales from the old East End as the Colonel recalls his nightclub days with the Kray Twins, Sid James and Barbara Windsor including the astounding tale of dead men in shoulder pads. Also on the table - nipple tweaking, Chelsea Pensioners and darts</description>
<enclosure length="12501281" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode87.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel recalls his nightclub days with the Kray Twins, Sid James and Barbara Windsor including the astounding tale of dead men in shoulder pads. Also on the table - nipple tweaking, Chelsea Pensioners and darts</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Kray Twins, Barbara Windsor, Sid James, Barry George</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Ronnie Kray's Flat</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ronnie-kray/2009/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>It's be kind to Featherlite week... The Colonel is convinced Billy Connolly has become a priest and he recalls his curious visit to Ronnie Kray's flat... featuring Charles Hawtrey and man on man action</description>
<enclosure length="9105073" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode86.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:25:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>It's be kind to Featherlite week... The Colonel believes Billy Connolly has become a priest and he recalls his curious visit to Ronnie Kray's flat... featuring Charles Hawtrey and man on man action</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, Billy Connolly, Ronnie Kray, Lord Boothby, Russians</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Mick Bloody McCarthy</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/mick-mccarthy/2009/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Mick McBloody McCarthy makes a guest appearance on the show. Lawrence Olivier shooting ping pong balls from his back passage and Bald patches in the pubic area</description>
<enclosure length="10701158" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode85.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>29:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Mick McBloody McCarthy makes a guest appearance on the show. Lawrence Olivier shooting ping pong balls from his back passage and Bald patches in the pubic area</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Amanda Holden, Piers Morgan, Ricky Gervais, Mick McCarthy</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>Salt beef and foot fetishes</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/foot-fetishes/2009/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Candyfloss, cheesecake and orgies - the Colonel's vision of Utopia unveiled.  Cherie Blair gets a tongue lashing and entertaining fuckwits</description>
<enclosure length="11937561" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode84.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>33:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel's vision of Utopia unveiled - Candyfloss, cheesecake and orgies. Cherie Blair gets some stick, entertaining fuckwits</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Cherie Blair, Cliff Richard</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>J-Lo's knickers</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ben-affleck/2009/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>More preposterous tales as the Colonel continues his investigations into the Pubic placements... Keith Chegwin, Ben Affleck, Boris Johnson and J-Lo's knickers are all implicated</description>
<enclosure length="12222729" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode83.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>33:56</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>More preposterous tales as the Colonel continues his investigations into the Pubic placements... Keith Chegwin, Ben Affleck, Boris Johnson and J-Lo's knickers are all implicated</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Cheggers, boris johnson, j-lo, ben affleck</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>Who is the Pubic monster?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/pubic-monster/2009/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Tales of strange goings on at the Beeb and Channel 4 with deliberate pubic placements being left in toilets.  Who is Pubus Errectus, the creature that haunts the Colonel's dreams? What horrified June Whitfield in the canteen and what links Davina McCall, James Nesbitt, Noel Edmunds and the Krays twins?</description>
<enclosure length="11811086" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode82.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>32:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Tales of strange goings on at the Beeb and Channel 4 with deliberate pubic placements being left in toilets.  Who is Pubus Errectus, the creature that haunts the Colonel's dreams? What horrified June Whitfield in the canteen and what links Davina McCall, James Nesbitt, Noel Edmunds and the Krays twins?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Davina McCall, James Nesbitt, Noel Edmunds,the Krays twins</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Large proboscises</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/sarah-jessica-parker/2009/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Before Series 9 starts we have some candid conversations: Sarah Jessica Parker and large proboscises, Yosser Hughes, Andy Peters and finally - what highbrow discussion would be complete without mentioning rimming</description>
<enclosure length="5000708" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/boys-from-blackstuff.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>13:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Before Series 9 starts we have some candid conversations: large proboscises, Yosser Hughes, Andy Peters and what highbrow discussion would be complete without mentioning rimming</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Yosser Hughes, Andy Peters, Sarah Jessica Parker</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>I blame Ringo Starr</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/sodom-gomorrah/2009/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who's the better dictator - Robert Mugabe, Idi Amin or Simon Cowell? Does God get angry when the Colonel masterbates? The story of Viceroy Vickers.</description>
<enclosure length="12412759" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode81.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>34:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Who's the better dictator - Robert Mugabe, Idi Amin or Simon Cowell? Does God get angry when the Colonel masterbates? The story of Viceroy Vickers.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Ringo, Starr</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Pouring petrol</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/charlotte-church/2009/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel (antagonist extraordinaire) is at it again with an eclectic range of topics - pouring petrol on George Clooney, mocking the luck of the Irish, playing Fagin and a very odd story about Demis Roussos</description>
<enclosure length="12422620" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode80.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>34:30</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel (antagonist extraordinaire) is at it again with an eclectic range of topics - pouring petrol on George Clooney, mocking the luck of the Irish, playing Fagin and a very odd story about Demis Roussos</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Demis Roussos, Fagin, George Cloonely</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>I was Ronnie Kray's driver</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/licking-irish-ass/2009/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Was Hitler visited by the Angel Gabriel? Is China a piss soaked tramp? Why are hairy idiots allowed on TV? And will the Colonel ever get to discuss his time as a driver for Ronnie Kray?</description>
<enclosure length="32759262" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode79.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>34:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Was Hitler visited by the Angel Gabriel? Is China a piss soaked tramp? Why are hairy idiots allowed on TV? And will the Colonel ever get to discuss his time as a driver for Ronnie Kray?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Sean Pollock, Hitler, Ronnie Kray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Teabagging the Prime Minister</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/dale-winton/2009/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Which Prime Minister enjoys teabagging whilst whistling? What is stamp licking? Who forages on Wimbledon Common like a perverted Womble? Why is stabbing so in vogue and who can we blame? All these pastimes of the good and great are discussed by the Colonel and Sage in this episode</description>
<enclosure length="11763029" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode78.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>32:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Which Prime Minister enjoys teabagging whilst whistling? What is stamp licking? Who forages on Wimbledon Common like a perverted Womble? Why is stabbing so in vogue and who can we blame? All these pastimes of the good and great are discussed by the Colonel and Sage in this episode</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Ronnie Kray</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Lewd subject matter</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/futility-of-war/2009/04</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel returns with more dirt and libellous accusations involving Lenny Henry, eating ice cream with Robert Mugabe, chicks with dicks or blokes with tits, necrophilia with the illuminati and more talk of bottoms</description>
<enclosure length="11794530" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode77.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>32:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel returns with more slanderous accusations involving Lenny Henry, eating ice cream with Robert Mugabe, chicks with dicks or blokes with tits, necrophilia with the illuminati and more talk of bottoms</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Lenny Henry, illuminati</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Holiday Episode</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/sage-is-on-holiday/2009/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Apr 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Special holiday episode... Sage and his shorts are off to Bangkok for a couple of weeks 'relaxation'and The Colonel cannot be left alone so the show will return in two weeks... meantime, here's a short chat about French letters, Ronnie Kray, a cure for 'gay', golfing and (of course) fisting </description>
<enclosure length="6759226" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-holiday-episode.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>18:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Special holiday episode... Sage and his shorts are off to Bangkok for a couple of weeks 'relaxation'and The Colonel cannot be left alone he'll return in two weeks... but here's a short chat about French letters, Ronnie Kray, a cure for 'gay', golfing and (of course) fisting</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Jade Goody, Ronnie Kray, Bob Geldof</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>Transvestite Dancer</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/lily-allen/2009/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Did Alicia, dressed as Grace Jones, hit Russell Harty on the Lily Allen show? Why is Jeremy Clarkson upset with Michael Jackson? Is Vernon Kay the future?  Where is the clitoris? Find the answers to these burning questions in the latest episode of the Colonel Radioshow</description>
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<itunes:duration>33:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Did Alicia, dressed as Grace Jones, hit Russell Harty on the Lily Allen show? Why is Jeremy Clarkson upset with Michael Jackson? Is Vernon Kay the future?  Where is the clitoris? Find the answers to these burning questions in the latest episode of the Colonel Radioshow</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Lily Allen, Keith Allen, Michael Jackson, Jeremy Clarkson, Vernon Kay, the clitoris</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item><title>Gloryholes</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/gloryhole-incident/2009/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who the hell is Cherie Blair? Sage gets dunked in the canal and gets his mohair shorts wet. Scope darts, the Cornish dialect and the aristocrats</description>
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<itunes:duration>30:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Who the hell is Cherie Blair? Sage gets dunked in the canal and gets his mohair shorts wet. Scope darts, the Cornish dialect and the aristocrats</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Lesley Phillips, George Michael, David Frost, Cherie Blair</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>Guess the smell with Ewan Mcgregor</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ewan-mcgregor/2009/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Assinating Ewan Mcgregor, Easy Rider sabotage with Dennis Hopper, Nelson Mandela collaboration with the Prodigy, Prince Albert cock ring retrieval device and why the Colonel is unlikey to get a knighthood</description>
<enclosure length="13117214" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode74.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>36:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Assinating Ewan Mcgregor, Easy Rider sabotage with Dennis Hopper, Nelson Mandela collaboration with the Prodigy, Prince Albert cock ring retrieval device and why the Colonel is unlikey to get a knighthood</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>dennis hopper, ewan mcgregor, nelson mandela</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item><title>Turkish baths and bendiness</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/knife-crime/2009/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Derek Pringle's poetry corner, turkish baths, Geldof's goat children, Sergio Crease the Scope Hero and the dislike of bendiness. Also; the strange case of the clone of Ian Hislop... or is it a surgically enhanced Robert Maxwell?</description>
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<itunes:duration>33:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Derek Pringle's poetry corner, turkish baths, Geldof's goat children, Sergio Crease the Scope Hero and the strange case of the clone of Ian Hislop... or is it a surgically enhanced Robert Maxwell?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>ian hislop, robert maxwell</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Killer Puppies</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/alansugar/2009/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Illusion and nonsense from the Colonel: Killer puppies, insulting Chris Martin, the fine line between Gandhi and Hitler, insulting Islam extremists and also the Colonel tells some jokes</description>
<enclosure length="13732973" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode72.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>38:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Illusion and nonsense from the Colonel: Killer puppies, insulting Chris Martin, the fine line between Gandhi and Hitler, insulting Islam extremists and also the Colonel tells some jokes</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>nigella lawson, chris martin, Gandhi, Hitler</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>What a cock up</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ray-winstone/2009/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Shitting in ditches with Henry Kissinger, tents for the homeless and other preposterious tales from the Colonel and company</description>
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<itunes:duration>35:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Shitting in ditches with Henry Kissinger, tents for the homeless and other preposterious tales from the Colonel and company</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>Shitting in ditches with Henry Kissinger, tents for the homeless and other preposterious tales from the Colonel and company</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Who is Sir Robert Trouser?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/anal-probing/2009/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who is the mysterious Robert Trouser?  Was there a conspiracy to convince the world that Lady Diana was attractive? Who has Paul Gascoigne in a headlock and who are Stephane and the Kiddiewinkers?</description>
<enclosure length="13071526" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode70.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>36:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Who is the mysterious Robert Trouser?  Was there a conspiracy to convince the world that Lady Diana was attractive? Who has Paul Gascoigne in a headlock and who are Stephane and the Kiddiewinkers?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, paul gascoigne, lady diana, chris evans, danny baker, anne widdicombe, gary glitter, ashley cole</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Gary Glitter incident</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/gary-glitter/2009/02/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Gary Glitter's possible clone, prophetic testicals, flirting with featherlight and Margaret Thatcher are all topics in this chaotic episode</description>
<enclosure length="11477812" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode69.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>31:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Gary Glitter's possible clone, prophetic testicals, flirting with featherlight and Margaret Thatcher are all topics in this chaotic episode</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, gary glitter</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Soapsuds and Jockstraps</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/punting-with-sage-and-sol/2009/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Series 8 begins with talk of a room full of young men, medieval buggery, fatwa inducing claptrap and Boris Johnson on his Raleigh racer</description>
<enclosure length="12845443" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode68.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>35:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Series 8 begins with talk of a room full of young men, medieval buggery, Fatwa inducing claptrap and Boris Johnson on his Raleigh racer</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, idiots from TV, Boris Johnson, Dale Winton, Cliff Richard</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Happy New Year</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/happy-new-year/2009/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A Happy New Year message from the Colonel with Ronnie Kray, Mick McCarthy and idiots from TV</description>
<enclosure length="4594454" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-happynewyear.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>12:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Promo for new series with Ronnie Kray, Mick McCarthy and idiots from TV</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, idiots from TV</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Homemade Condoms</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/billy-bragg/2009/01/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Homemade condoms, Helen Mirren in Caligula, Harold McMillan exposed, Gin Lane, Crack Alley and obesity as an infectious disease</description>
<enclosure length="9729907" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode67.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>30:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Homemade condoms, Helen Mirren in Caligula, Harold McMillan exposed, Gin Lane, Crack Alley and obesity as an infectious disease</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, harold macmillan, ruth kelly, helen mirren</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Unnatural Kinks</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/christ-the-killer/2008/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Bankers, wankers and Bono... the Colonel says something stupid about Right Wing Conspiracy Theories about the London Bendy Bus</description>
<enclosure length="10875493" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode66.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>30:12</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bankers, wankers and Bono... the Colonel says something stupid about Right Wing Conspiracy Theories about the London Bendy Bus</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>The smoking ban, personal freedom and cheese</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/west-country-nutters/2008/12/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>I love cheese, Roy Castle and the smoking ban, Sven the Swede, getting high with Russell Harty... Tom Cruise the fanny plunger, sharing a cell with Jeffrey Archer</description>
<enclosure length="10164532" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode65.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>28:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I love cheese, Roy Castle and the smoking ban, getting high with Russell Harty... Sven the Swede, Tom Cruise the fanny plunger, sharing a cell with Jeffrey Archer</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, joss stone, billy bragg, tom cruise, sven goran erikson</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Goats, Popes and Necrophilia</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/attack-on-the-pope/2008/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Half man half goat? Marching into Poland and the story of Maggie May</description>
<enclosure length="9593895" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode63.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>26:39</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Half man half goat? Marching into Poland and the story of Maggie May</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities,Richar Madley, Rod Stewart, Maggie May</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Illuminati - Squeezing the truth out</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/real-dirty-dancing/2008/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Is the late Robert Maxwell really Ian Hislop? Is the real Ian Hislop going to be fed to the Illuminati? Is Rick Waller Ronald McDonald?</description>
<enclosure length="9036996" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode62.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>25:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Is the late Robert Maxwell really Ian Hislop? Is the real Ian Hislop going to be fed to the Illuminati? Is Rick Waller Ronald McDonald?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities, Ronald McDonald, illuminati, Ian Hislop, Robert Maxwell, Rick Waller</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Liberals Jockstrap</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/61-jonathan-ross/2008/11/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>New series begins with a short introduction and message of hope from The Colonel and Sage!</description>
<enclosure length="2597454" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode61.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>7:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>New series begins with a short introduction and message of hope from The Colonel and Sage!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>HERE IS THE NEWS</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/here-is-the-news/2008/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Celebrity News Report as read by Ian Thespian</description>
<enclosure length="6034586" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode60.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>16:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Celebrity News Report as read by Ian Thespian</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, celebrities</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Colonel Attacks!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/kylie-dani-minogue/2008/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel attacks! Surprise reprise: Last in series 6 - Corporate semen and clandestine cannalbalism  with beefy's bouncy burgers</description>
<enclosure length="6034586" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode60.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>16:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel attacks! Surprise reprise: last in the series - Corporate semen and clandestine cannalbalism  with beefy's bouncy burgers</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, heseltine, cannabalism</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Desmond in a Tutu</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/joan-collins-gordon-ramsey/2008/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A turd in a box is still a turd in a box... force feeding poor people crap food with the humourist Gordon Brown... plus Sage and the Colonel sing the Beatles</description>
<enclosure length="10923129" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode59.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>30:20</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A turd in a box is still a turd in a box... force feeding poor people crap food with the humourist Gordon Brown</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, Gordon Brown, Ronnie Corbet, Burt Kwourk. plus Sage and the Colonel sing the Beatles</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The wonderful Heather McCartney/Mills and other tales</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/who-started-wwii/2008/10/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Did the Colonel start the Second World War?  Did the Colonel steal the World Cup?  Does the Colonel believe in God? All this plus the wonderful Heather Mills clearing landmines.</description>
<enclosure length="10939179" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode58.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>30:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Did the Colonel start the Second World War?  Did the Colonel steal the World Cup?  Does the Colonel believe in God? All this plus the wonderful Heather Mills clearing landmines.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, Heather Mills, Heather McCartney, Heather Mills</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Did Princess Di have a third son?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/57-the-order-of-the-chins/2008/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>How Jimmy Hill was responsible for the break up between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. Also; the mystery of Princess Di's third son and the corrupt Chin Society, whos members include Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Forsyth, and their plot to take over the world.</description>
<enclosure length="8629315" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode57.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>23:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>How Jimmy Hill was responsible for the break up between Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. Also; the mystery of Princess Di's third son and the corrupt Chin Society, whos members include Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Forsyth, and their plot to take over the world.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, Bruce Forsyth, Vladimir Putin, Frank Lampard</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Royal Prostate on Ebay</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ken-livingstone-and-the-tin-bath/2008/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Stephen Hawkins and Davros the traffic wardens, signed Royal prostates on ebay and torturing Vernon Kay.</description>
<enclosure length="7644562" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode56.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>21:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Stephen Hawkins and Davros the traffic wardens, signed Royal prostates on ebay and Torturing Vernon Kay.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, Vernon Kay, Prince Philip, Stephen Hawkins, Tom Cruise</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Softening extremities</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/paul-mckenna-stimgmata/2008/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The male birth, wrestling Cliff Richard for the prize, Red Ken's World of Wonder</description>
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<itunes:duration>31:31</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The male birth, wrestling Cliff Richard for the prize, Red Ken's World of Wonder</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, ken livingstone, cliff richard</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Peeling testicles</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/naked-nazi-chicken-feeding/2008/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Peeling testicles, money, power, fame and unprotected bottle sex, Bono and retards on tv</description>
<enclosure length="11097615" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode54.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>30:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Peeling testicles, money, power, fame and unprotected bottle sex, Bono and retards on tv</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, bono, heseltine, frank lampard, bono</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Naked Berzerking</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/mrs-webbs-gash/2008/09/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel is in love and is naked. Topics on the table today include inciting riots, berzerking on buses and the unfortunate display of Mrs. Webb's gash</description>
<enclosure length="8867130" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode53.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>24:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel is in love and is naked. Topics on the table today include inciting riots, berzerking on buses and the unfortunate display of Mrs. Webb's gash</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy, cliff richard, hank marvin</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>The Disappearance of Brian May</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/brian-may-pigeon-king/2008/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The strange case of the disappearance of Brian May. Starring Steve Irwin, Hugh Hucknall, David Furnish as a  Royal Corgi and Ben Affleck. Guest starring George Michael</description>
<enclosure length="8436848" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode52.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>23:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The strange case of the disappearance of Brian May. Starring Steve Irwin, Hugh Hucknall, David Furnish as a  Royal Corgi and Ben Affleck. Guest starring George Michael</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy,steve Irwin, Ben Affleck, Hugh Hucknall, Brian May, Buckingham Palace, Russian Mafia</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Apologies to the Pope</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/ian-hislop/2008/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel's great vision of The Vernon Kay Puppet Show will alas never come to be due to the passing on of Jeremy Beadle. How Robert Maxwell never learnt to swim and why the real Ian Hislop is incarcerated at the North Pole. All of this and much less more in the first of the new series of the Colonel's dubious memoirs</description>
<enclosure length="9784139" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode51.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>27:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel's great vision of The Vernon Kay Puppet Show will alas never come to be due to the passing on of Jeremy Beadle. How Robert Maxwell never learnt to swim and why the real Ian Hislop is incarcerated at the North Pole</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy,ian hislop, van strapon, north pole, jeremy beadle, rick waller, robert maxwell</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>The Phantom Returns</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/phantom-returns/2008/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who is the Bum Bandit of Westminster Bridge?  The Colonel interviews his brother to get to the bottom of this disturbing saga.</description>
<enclosure length="24964394" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/phantom-menace.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>26:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Who is the Bum Bandit of Westminster Bridge?  The Colonel interviews his brother to get to the bottom of this disturbing saga. An interlude episode before the start of series VI</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, london, westminster bridge</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>World Wide Wank</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/scientologists-as-occultists/2008/08/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Weekly comedy podcasts from Colonel Crabtree Smythe... preposterous tales involving the famous, infamous and imaginary.</description>
<enclosure length="27790228" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode50.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:28:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Are the Colonel and Sage moving in together? Tins of baked beans, milking prostates, pubic hair in a matchbox and creeping gases.  Last of series 5</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, terry waite, raymond winston, pubic hair</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Kill Em All!</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/plastic-assholes/2008/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Weekly comedy podcasts from Colonel Crabtree Smythe... preposterous tales involving the famous, infamous and imaginary.</description>
<enclosure length="32970826" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode49.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:34:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel recalls the time he disguised himself as a Swiss sailor in order to help the Jews escape Nazi Germany.  Mediating with extremists, wrestling naked with Oliver Reid and pairs of breasts are all hot topics in the last of this latest series of memoirs.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, adolf hitler, extremists, breasts</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Scientologist cults</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/frivolity/2008/07/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Ron Hubbard and the hollywood cults are on the agenda today... dancing naked, selling your soul to the corporate 'man'</description>
<enclosure length="26377520" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode48.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:27:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Ron Hubbard and the hollywood cults are on the agenda today... dancing naked, selling your soul to the corporate 'man', the Colonel's other son: Ben Crevice</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, hubbard, scientology, tom cruise, beckhams, hollywood</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>



<item>
<title>Who stole Kevin Costner's tights?</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/orsonwellian-nightmare/2008/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel explains his mad visions for profiteering from the melting icecaps... Who stole Kevin Costner's tights? Lesbian sex fests at Wimbledon and how the Colonel contributed to the downfall of Tony Blair</description>
<enclosure length="24276487" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode47.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:25:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Lesbians, melting ice caps, Kevin Costner's missing tights, inbreeding in the West Country</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, global warming, tony blair, kevin costner, lesbians</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Goosed by a goosestepper</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/alistair-darling/2008/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel's been reading the Daily Mail again and talks of sexual thrusting, fear of flowery types and the odd bit of prodding.  He also recalls his African adventures and the time he was molested by a High ranking Nazi.</description>
<enclosure length="32125261" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode46.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:33:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Ninja tricks and missing legs.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, nazis, daily mail, right wing views</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Heather McCartney's missing leg</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/heather-mccartney/2008/06/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jun 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Ninja tricks, Sergio escapes, ballet dancing and the tale of Heather McCartney's missing leg.</description>
<enclosure length="10980245" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode45.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:11:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Ninja tricks and missing legs.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, heather mccartney, missing legs</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Never play darts with Hitler</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/the-crease/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Chaotic scenes ensue as the studio is invaded...The Colonel explains why Hitler embarked on his campaign of mass genocide... Extreme method acting...Offers of amputation and Ian Hislop.</description>
<enclosure length="12157056" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/colonel-episode44.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:18:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Tweaking Hilter's moustache.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, hitler, robert de niro</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Amused to the point of disgust</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/herman-goering-mittens/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Amused to the point of disgust. The Colonel's feud with Stephen Hawkins continues and explains his plans to send Hawkins and Phil Spector into space.</description>
<enclosure length="18213865" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode43.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:18:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Amused to the point of disgust.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, stephen hawkins, phil spector</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Evangelical sniper</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/coldplay/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A sniper tries to take out the Colonel, Chic Sikhs, Chris Martin, Frank Lampard's thumbs and why we allow the Scottish to play tennis</description>
<enclosure length="13959701" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode42.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:29:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A sniper tries to take out the Colonel, Chic Sikhs, Chris Martin, Frank Lampard's thumbs and why we allow the Scottish to play tennis</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, chris martink, frank lampard, shane warne</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Licking Balls</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/blackmail/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel returns... Sage is sporting shorts and Crabtree is in silk... What exactly is the relationship between Dale Winton and the President of Iran?  Also this week... beating and whipping, celebrity chefs, Mr. Blobby, fat people and fondling</description>
<enclosure length="12609867" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode41.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:19:09</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>comedy podcasts</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>More comedy memoirs... Sage is sporting shorts and Crabtree is in silk... What exactly is the relationship between Dale Winton and the President of Iran?  Also this week... beating and whipping, celebrity chefs, Mr. Blobby, fat people and fondling</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, koo stark, dale winton, barry white</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>




<item>
<title>NEWS FLASH: J-Lo to be skinned alive</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/celebrity-sponsorship-news/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>No Colonel this week:  Instead we have this special Celebrity News Report read by Ian Thespian</description>
<enclosure length="8667914" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/news-report-260408.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:18:03</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>No Colonel this week: Instead we have this special Celebrity News Report read by Ian Thespian</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, j-lo, beckham, sky, madonna</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Psychic false teeth</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/delia-smith/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Did Delia Smith spike the Colonel's egg sandwich? Did Robbie Williams kill badgers?  Did Louie Walsh headbutt a dolphin? Why did the Colonel steal the psychic false teeth of Cliff Richard's Mum? Last of the current series</description>
<enclosure length="12609867" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode40.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:35:01</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Did Delia Smith spike the Colonel's egg sandwich? Did Robbie Williams bait badgers?  Did Louie Walsh headbutt a dolphin? Why did the Colonel steal the psychic false teeth of Cliff Richard's Mum? Last of the current series of the Colonel's Comedy Memoirs</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, delia smith, cliff richard's mum, robbie williams, louie walsh</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Wu Tang Clan in tights</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/jimmy-tarbuck/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Ever seen the Wu Tang Clan in pantyhose?  Is Jimmy Tarbuck the Loch Ness Monster? More illusion, confusion and self delusion with The Colonel</description>
<enclosure length="5355375" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/flash/radioshows/colonel-episode39.mp3"/>
<itunes:duration>00:14:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Ever seen the Wu Tang Clan in pantyhose?  Is Jimmy Tarbuck the Loch Ness Monster? Hiding in sporrans and more illusion, confusion and self delusion with The Colonel</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, uk podcast, loch ness monster, jimmy tarbuck, wu tang clan</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>


<item>
<title>Plastic vaginas</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/freudian/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Who eats porridge out of a plastic vagina? Is Tom Jones black?  Is shit acceptable?  These questions and possibly many others are answered by listening to this Episode of the Colonel's memoirs</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:29:09</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:summary>Who eats porridge out of a plastic vagina? Is Tom Jones black?  Is shit acceptable?  These questions and possibly many others are answered by listening to this Episode of the Colonel's memoirs</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast, tom jones</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Gandhi loses his temper</title>
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<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/shadows/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel gets attacked by Gandhi, kidnapped by Cliff Richard and suffocated by a sandal. There's Catholic skullduggery afoot, dead relatives through the post, invasions by shadows, sore bats wing and a load of bollocks... what else could you possibly desire?  </description>
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<itunes:duration>00:25:41</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:summary>The Colonel gets attacked by Gandhi, kidnapped by Cliff Richard and suffocated by a sandal. There's Catholic skullduggery afoot, dead relatives through the post, a sore bats wing and a load of bollocks... what else could you possibly desire?</itunes:summary>
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<item>
<title>Beefy Botham eats an umpire</title>
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<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/tastless-joke/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel is in his usual lunatic mode... KKK bus drivers, Beefy Botham eating umpires... and of course, rectums are all on the agenda</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:25:41</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:summary>The Colonel is in his usual lunatic mode this week with KKK bus drivers, Beefy Botham eating umpires... and of course, rectums all on the agenda</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Pictures of Penises</title>
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<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/adolf-hilter-shorts/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Kaki shorts, pictures of penises,finding solace in Charlotte Church's mum and trouble with traffic wardens are just some of the topics exposed by the Colonel this week</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:23:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Kaki shorts, pictures of penises,finding solace in Charlotte Church's mum and trouble with traffic wardens are just some of the topics exposed by the Colonel this week</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Bizarre Celebrity fishing trip</title>
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<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/australian-adventures/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>All hell breaks loose with fishing adventures in the outback with Steven Irwin.  Find out how did Abu Hamza loose his hands and which Hollywood star was caught shoving a deoderant can up his tradesmans. Todays finale is the Conlenel's rendition of 'Moon River' </description>
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<itunes:duration>00:29:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>All hell breaks loose with fishing adventures in the outback with Steven Irwin.  Find out how did Abu Hamza loose his hands and which Hollywood star was caught shoving a deoderant can up his tradesmans... Todays finale is the Conlenel's rendition of 'Moon River'</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Training Mosquitos</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/potato-incident/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>We start with a sore penis, then move on to hot potatoes, attacking children, training mosquitos to bite extremists and we hope against hope that Ronan Keating will never sing again</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:20:19</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>We start with a sore penis, then move on to hot potatoes, attacking children, training mosquitos to bite extremists and we hope against hope that Ronan Keating will never sing again</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>




<item>
<title>Stealing Bono's Trousers</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/bonos-trousers/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Is Bono a veal eater? Is Jim Morrison dead? Is there something nasty in Sage's woodshed? Beefeater hats?... Sandal confusion, suicide bombers, Chopper Harris, de-materialisation, Houdini... and of course, more fingers up rectums</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:30:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Is Bono a veal eater? Is Jim Morrison dead? Is there something nasty in Sage's woodshed? Beefeater hats?... Sandal confusion, suicide bombers, Chopper Harris, de-materialisation, Houdini... and of course, more fingers up rectums</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Beware the sausage!</title>
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<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/sausage-art-warfare/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Series Four begins with sausages! A brief history of the sausage in art, warfare and revolution! Also, Van Gogh, Nazis... egotistical foxes...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:17:38</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:summary>Series Four begins with sausages! Beware... they're dangerous, aggressive and complex</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Poor parenting skills</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/shagging-pygmies/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Bed wetting hoodies, namby pamby public school liberal facists, two sugars please... </description>
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<itunes:duration>00:27:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Tall tales about unorthodox parenting, learning to swim and suicide bombers</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Violating giant puppetry</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/liberals/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>More highly inflammatory rambling tales from our beloved Colonel... The Michael Jackson saga continues</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:28:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>More preposterous tales about The King of Pop violating giant sized puppetry... Will the Colonel escape Neverland intact? And have you seen Lorraine's growler?</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Jackson Clan and El Rabbito</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/lorraine-kelly/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A miniturized mad scientist is injected up the bottom of Michael Jackson... life sized puppetry and other unbelievable tales from our dear Colonel</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:24:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Jacksons... miniture mad scientists... strapped to the wall... bottom injections...</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
<title>Leatherclad nipple tweaking</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/michael-jackson/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Skulduggery afoot as the Colonel uncovers the links between leather clad nipple tweaking Richard, breast displaying Judy and the Al Qaeda network</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:18:46</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Skulduggery afoot as the Colonel uncovers the links between leather clad nipple tweaking Richard, breast displaying Judy and the Al Qaeda network</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Britney Spears</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/26-im-no-pervert-not-like-phillip-schofield/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Britney Spears, the nipple tweaking Prince, large ladies and Himmler's affection for funky chickens</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:32:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Britney Spears, the nipple tweaking Prince, large ladies and Himmler's affection for funky chickens</itunes:summary>
<itunes:keywords>comedy, uk podcast, comedy radioshow, funny, british podcast</itunes:keywords>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author></item>

<item>
<title>Pillow talk</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/himmler/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Sage accuses The Colonel of racism, homophobia and pillow talk</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:17:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Sage accuses The Colonel of racism, homophobia and pillow talk</itunes:summary>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>humor,comedy,humour,funny,memoirs,radio,colonel,crabtree,colonel,crabtree,smythe</itunes:keywords></item>


<item>
<title>Hellfire Club</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/24-upsetting-everyone/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 11:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Hellfire Club of Decadent Dalliances</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:21:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel recounts tales of his days in the Hellfire Club of Decadent Dalliances</itunes:summary>
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<item>
<title>Hairless balls</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/house-of-decadent-dalliances/2008/04/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>The Colonel retells his adventure with Van Strapon in the Belgium Congo... plus STDs, Cocaine, Jesus the Christ, time capsules, Maggie Thatchers heart, hairless balls, smaller persons...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:24:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>The Colonel retells his adventure with Van Strapon in the Belgium Congo... plus STDs, Cocaine, Jesus the Christ, time capsules, Maggies Thatchers heart, hairless balls...</itunes:summary>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>humor,comedy,humour,funny,memoirs,radio,colonel,crabtree,colonel,crabtree,smythe</itunes:keywords></item>

<item>
<title>Ugly babies</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/22-maggie-maggie-maggie/2008/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>Reincarnation... Ugly babies and the fiery furnaces and snooker loopy nutters</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:21:25</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>Reincarnations and revelations: Cheri Blair as Salome... ugly babies,fiery furnaces and snooker loopy nutters</itunes:summary>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>humor,comedy,humour,funny,memoirs,radio,colonel,crabtree,colonel,crabtree,smythe</itunes:keywords></item>

<item>
<title>Manginas</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/21-cherie-blair/2008/03/</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:00:01 +0100</pubDate>
<description>We all need redemption... the Colonel continues with Mark Twain, Steve Davis, Pakistan,  prison, manginas...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:15:47</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle/>
<itunes:summary>We all need redemption... the Colonel continues with Mark Twain, Steve Davis, Pakistan,  prison, manginas... </itunes:summary>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>humor,comedy,humour,funny,memoirs,radio,colonel,crabtree,colonel,crabtree,smythe</itunes:keywords></item>





<item>
<title>sampler</title>
<link>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk</link>
<guid>http://www.colonelradioshow.co.uk/memoirs/radioshow-sampler/2008/05/</guid>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:48:23 +0100</pubDate>
<description>A compilation of some of the funniest bits from the Colonel's first 10 radioshows.&#13;In these comedy interviews with Sage McCorkadale he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history.&#13;Be patient...watch the skies...</description>
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<itunes:duration>00:19:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A compilation of some of the funniest bits from the Colonel's first 10 radioshows.&#13;In these comedy interviews with Sage McCorkadale he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history.&#13;Be patient...</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>A compilation of some of the funniest bits from the Colonel's first 10 radioshows.&#13;In these comedy interviews with Sage McCorkadale he discusses his involvement in some of the most interesting and bizarre events in history.&#13;Be patient...watch the skies...</itunes:summary>
<dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">George Dudley Josh Tobin</dc:creator><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:author>George Dudley Josh Tobin</itunes:author><itunes:keywords>humor,comedy,humour,funny,memoirs,radio,colonel,crabtree,colonel,crabtree,smythe</itunes:keywords></item>

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