Danke an Tobias J. für dieses code candy

/* Empty entity class used by derived servlets not managing
 * any entities. */
protected static class EmptyEntity extends EntityBase
{
  @Override public Long getId() { return null; }
  @Override public String toString() { return “OH MY GOD!”; }
  @Override public String toStringShort() { return “OMG!”; }
}

// we figure out how many 3-tuples there are by incrementing
// This is kind of sketchy. But I can’t think right now. wtf?
// TODO: Make this suck less. Way, WAY less if possible.

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Software: offsystem
Programming language: C#

/* This effect and the next are handled like vibrato.
 * I’m a bit tired, so it begins to be ugly, sorry…
 */

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Software: xsoundtrack
Programming language: C

// One thing I cannot stand is f*cking variables that
// are cryptic. I gotta lay off the dope when I code, shit!

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Software: sapphire
Programming language: C++

// This function here causes those goddamn BadWindow errors.
// If I see another one of those I will f*cking scream!

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Software: sapphire
Programming language: C++

; I know, it looks ugly and unsafe, but… Damn, this isn’t
; any f*ckin’ Kernel to be hugest code of the world!!!

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Software: LED Device Controller
Programming language: Assembly

/*
 * the maildirmake stuff is directly in qmail-local.c and
 * qmail-pop3d.c this is simpler and better (Perhaps I’ll
 * find a better way sometimes) ;-)
 * BULLSHIT! Simpler and better, was I on drugs? This needs
 * definitifly a rewrite and while doing that I can also fix
 * the problem with courier.
 */

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Software: qmail
Programming language: C

/* This is so horifically stupid…
 * however, I’m tired so f*ck it */

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Software: Pinger
Programming language: C++

# I should comment that I also like pink, but don’t
# tell anybody.

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Programming language: Perl

;Look immediately after the device_name “PWORD15″ (8 bytes
;altogether), and you should see the hardcoded password.
;THIS is what makes this sucker “not so very secure.”
;So don’t tell the users!

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Programming language: Assembly

# The purpose of this function is to take a string and escape
# it so it survives being passed through the evil eval
# command without changing at all. (Did I mention I hate the
# eval command? :-) … I just realized I hate the list
# command too… :-)

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Software: Filerunner
Programming language: Shell

# If you understand how these functions work, let me know.
# I haven’t got the slighest idea anymore :-)

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Software: Filerunner
Programming language: Shell

;; Be *exceptionally* careful about modifications to this
;; function! Much of CC Mode depends on this Doing The Right
;; Thing. If you break it you will be sorry. If you think you
;; know how this works, you probably don’t. No human on
;; Earth does! :-)

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Software: CC Mode
Programming language: Lisp

/*
 * Sun people can’t spell worth damn. “compatability” indeed.
 * At least we *know* we can’t spell, and use a
 * spell-checker.
 */

/* Uh, actually Linus it is I who cannot spell. Too much
 * murky Sparc assembly will do this to ya.
 */

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Software: Sparc port of Linux
Programming language: Assembly

# Thanks to Abigail (abigail (at) fnx.com) for the idea for
# this clever bit. I’m sure it can be made more efficient,
# though. Any suggestions? I’m too tired right now to think
# of ‘em myself. :)

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Software: Net-IRC
Programming language: Perl

/**
 * [...]
 * This seems like such a hack, mostly because it’s in
 * network byte order. Figuring this stuff out sometimes
 * takes a while, but thats ok, because it gives me time to
 * try to figure out what kind of drugs the AOL people were
 * taking when they merged the two protocols.
 */

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Software: Pidgin
Programming language: C

# Check to see if they want all rows.
# If so, set numrows to 1000000.
# Anyone wanting to see that many rows
# in a web browser is on drugs.

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Software: oracletool
Programming language: Perl

;;; BUG REPORTS
;;; Please report bugs to ess-bugs@stat.math.ethz.ch
;;; Comments, suggestions, words of praise and large cash
;;; donations are also more than welcome, but should
;;; generally be split between all authors :-)

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Software: Emacs Speaks Statistics
Programming language: Lisp

# “Shit dude, I think we just changed it to boot runlevel 8,
# hehe, f*ck we shouldn’t have smoke that joint on my lunch
# break”

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Software: YaOP
Programming language: Diff

/* This is cheating, hehehe. We declare
 * the user has a 4 button joy to read
 * the 3rd and 4th button. Maybe the
 * user doesn’t have one, but hey, then
 * he won’t notice we are cheating ;)
 */

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Programming language: C

/* This is the f*cking modify account dialog. I’ve f*cking
 * seperated it into three f*cking frames:
 * a f*cking Login Options frame, a f*cking User Options
 * frame and a f*cking Protcol Options frame. This f*cking
 * removes the two f*cking tabs, which were quite f*cking
 * uneccessary. F*ck. */

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Software: Gaim / Pidgin
Programming language: C

/* To be sure that the init array is received by the cam, we
   send it 3 times. Yes, i’m tired of crashing, when trying
   to get a stream from a uninitalized cam… We probably
   should make some fancy i2c stuff, but hey, if it ain’t
   broken don’t fix it ;)
   BTW. it’s broken! */

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Software: SPCA5xx
Programming language: C

// no f*cking error checking and the book says (and I quote):
// “There will be no errors.” I hate this guy.

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Software: RaiseMan
Programming language: C

// Holy god damned shit! Do we really refer runtime data
// in Listviews? omg!!!

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Software: WASTE
Programming language: C++

// getting hurt because of your own damn stupidity

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Software: Doom
Programming language: C