Clumsy Crooks - Bumbling Badies Caught In The Act

10 Stupid Criminals Caught Because Of Stupid Tattoos

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:59 EST

If any of these stupid criminals were planning to commit another crime, they might want to think again. Blending into the woodwork doesn't seem to be an option for these crooks!

Finding $20K Diamond Man Allegedly Swallowed A Dirty Job

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:55 EST

Police in Windsor, Ont., are on a disgusting stakeout - they're waiting for a man accused of stealing and swallowing a $20,000 diamond to have a bowel movement.

Teen Arrested After Homework Left At Crime Scene

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:45 EST

An 18-year-old Utah man was arrested on suspicion of burglary after police say he left his homework at the crime scene.

Woman To Officer: "Those Aren't My Pants"

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:25 EST

A Dacula woman was charged with obstruction and drug possession after unsuccessfully attempting to hide her wanted daughter from police.

Cocaine In Wheelchair's Seat Cushion At AZ Border

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:10 EST

Federal authorities say a Mexican man tried to smuggle more than 7 pounds of cocaine into Arizona by hiding it in his wheelchair's seat cushion.

Diner Arrested After Protesting End Of All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:45 EST

A 53-year-old Mequon man was arrested for disorderly conduct after being told the Thiensville restaurant at which he was dining ran out of fish for its all-you-can-eat fish fry last week.

New Jersey Town Begins Issuing $85 Fines For Texting While Walking

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:30 EST

The Fort Lee Police Department has issued 117 tickets for reckless walking in the past month, with offenders being forced to pay the penalty.

McDonald's Soda Thief Arrested Again

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:40 EST

Police have again arrested a Florida man who made headlines last month for allegedly stealing a $1 soda refill from McDonald's.

Surprise Bank Robbed By Man In Women's Clothing, Clown Makeup

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:35 EST

A man in women's clothing is wanted for robbing a Surprise bank.

Woman Bites Boyfriend's Leg After He Tries To Break Up With Her

Sun, 13 May 2012 00:00:30 EST

A 41-year-old woman was arrested after a domestic dispute late last month.

Man Beat Girlfriend Because He Didn't Like Her Stew

Sat, 12 May 2012 06:08:01 EST

Boynton Beach Police arrested a man after he beat his girlfriend because he didn't like her stew, The Palm Beach Post reported.

Robber Holds Up Manchester Newsagent With A Cup Of Black Coffee

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:45 EST

Police have released CCTV security footage of a robber calmly asking a shop assistant in the Oasis News store in Wythenshawe to fill bin bags with cigarettes and tobacco.

Doss Students Use Phone To Video Under Teacher's Dress

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:25 EST

Two Doss High School students are charged with video voyeurism after an incident involving a teacher.

Man Uses Bobcat Loader To Break Into Store, Steals Deodorant

Sat, 12 May 2012 00:00:20 EST

A man used a small Bobcat front loader to break through the windows of a West Side Family Dollar, then walked off with two cans of deodorant and a bunch of gift cards, according to police.

Counterfeiter Caught SellingTo Famous Detroit Pawn Shop Of "Hardcore Pawn"

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:58 EST

He might qualify as one of Detroit's dumbest criminals.

New York Man With $5,000 Refuses To Pay $12 Fare

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:49 EST

Police say a New York man who refused to pay a $12 taxi fare was carrying more than $5,000 when the cabbie drove him around looking for cheap cigarettes.

Burglars Who Broke Into Poison-Filled Lauderdale Home "Stupid," Victim Says

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:45 EST

A resident on Wednesday called some thieves "stupid" for breaking into his home while it was tented for fumigation.

Cops: Man Caught With Drugs After Pretending To Not Speak English

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:30 EST

A suspect who pretended not to speak English when he was pulled over late Tuesday night was charged with possession of narcotics and issued an infraction for running a red light, police said.

Entire Second Printing Of Kentucky Author James HIgdon's "Cornbread Mafia" Stolen

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:05 EST

A semi trailer containing 1,600 copies of "The Cornbread Mafia" by Kentucky author James Higdon was stolen from a storage lot in Elgin, Ill., on the night of April 28, according to police in the town, located about 40 miles west of Chicago.

The Actual Photo Of The Latest Underwear Bomb

Thu, 10 May 2012 09:49:33 EST

CIA thwarts Al Qaeda underwear bomb. The plot was detected in early stages, and no U.S. airliner was ever at risk, officials said.

Teenager Tried To Rob Officer At Police Station

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:58 EST

Keithan Manuel is sitting inside the Dallas County Jail Tuesday night waiting for someone to believe him it was a joke, he told investigators. He didn't really want to rob that police station.

"They're My Dinner," Says Lizard Smuggler

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:48 EST

Officials making a routine check were startled to discover 49 reptiles - including 31 spiny-tailed lizards, as well as 18 geckos and other assorted lizards - in the man's suitcase.

Hitching A Ride In His Stolen Ute

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:30 EST

When Ipswich footballer and apprentice tradesman Geoffery Broome spotted a thief stealing his ute, he wasn't about to stand back and watch his livelihood speed off into the night.

Girl Dumped Milk On Co-Worker

Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:05 EST

Police in Florida said they arrested a young worker accused of hitting a co-worker and pouring milk on his head after he taunted her during a choking episode.

Reality Show "Bait Car" Sting Lands Deputy In Hot Water

Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:20 EST

A reality show meant to catch would-be catch car thieves in the act landed a Los Angeles County sheriff's detective in hot water when he allegedly lied about reading a suspect his Miranda rights.