Clumsy Crooks - Bumbling Badies Caught In The Act

Baboon Burglars Cause Carnage After Breaking Into South African House

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:45 EST

This posse of baboon burglars were filmed running amok inside a property in the tourist town of Betty's Bay last month.

Bizarre Theft Leads To Carver Co. Investigation

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:20 EST

The prices seemed too good to be true and they were.

Failed Bank Robber Went To Store Across the Street

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:05 EST

Police in Florida said a man whose bank robbery attempt failed allegedly went across the street and robbed a drugstore instead.

Scared Publix Customer Sprays Seeing-Eye Dog With Bleach

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:16:25 EST

A seeing-eye dog had bleach squirted in its eyes at a Publix grocery store when a 67-year-old woman intentionally sprayed the animal in an unprovoked attack, a police report says.

Man Says Friend Left Meth In His Socks

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:35 EST

A man blamed a friend on leaving methamphetamines in a sock in his motel room, according to Fort Walton Beach police.

Steal A Kindle Fire HD From Amazon

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:30 EST

These special prices are criminal! Anything you save can't be used against you in a court of law.

Starbucks Diaper Change Prompts Police Call

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:30 EST

Police were ultimately called after a woman changed her child's diaper on a table at a Starbucks location in Denver.

Hell Hath No Fury As A Woman Scorned Who Also Has Your House Key

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:20 EST

Police have arrested a woman for an incident that occurred last year in which a man's house was broken into and some of his belongings destroyed.

Hungry For Justice (And Jail Bento) Kobe Thief Turns Himself In

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:50 EST

Hyogo Prefecture has a bit of a reputation for culinary excellence.

Accidental 911 Call Leads To Fresno Car Burglars

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:45 EST

Police said they listened to two California men plan and carry out a car burglary when one of the men accidentally dialed 911 on his cellphone.

Burglar Snared After Leaving Fingerprints On Box Of Jaffa Cakes

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:58 EST

Reece O'Callaghan, who was sentenced to seven-and-a-half years in prison, was jailed in part because his DNA was discovered after he stopped to eat some biscuits and pasta.

Naked Except For Gloves,Shoes, Wig, And Hair-Remover

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:55 EST

A MAN caught on CCTV walking around the city centre totally naked apart from a blonde wig, pink gloves and pink shoes has appeared in court.

Delray Beach Man Accused Of Driving While Naked: Arrested Twice In 12 Hours

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:40 EST

Brian Blake Bienvenu was arrested twice in just over 12 hours - once for driving around naked and the second time for stealing a motorcycle while shirtless, according to arrest reports.

Men Pin Tire Shop Robber To Ground

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:30 EST

Employees of a Norcross tire shop told Channel 2 Action News an alleged thief chose the wrong business to mess with.

Burglar Locks Up Homeowner In His Own Gun Closet, Gets Shot

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:58 EST

Although there are often reports of idiotic burglars who fall asleep or do other unbelievable things while attempting to rob a house, this case might just be the stupidest.

Cabbie Insisted Drunken Man - with Recent DUI Get Jailed Over $7 Fare

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:50 EST

Some folks just can't stay out of the slammer.

Man's Methadone Dissolves Into Puddle Of Mountain Dew

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:40 EST

A man lost two of his three methadone tablets after they dissolved in a pool of soft drink, but the remaining pill was enough to land him in jail for possession.

McDonald's Drive-Thru Worker Catches Thief When Her Own Stolen Car Pulls Up To Order

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:00 EST

Dude, where's my car?

America's Dumbest Criminals: Wild And Weird Clumsy Crook Stories

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:36:30 EST

WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed... to protect the ignorant.

Trail Of Stolen Coins Led Deputies To Theft Suspec'ts Home

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:00:40 EST

A man was arrested after allegedly stealing a variety of goods from a neighbor, investigators said.

Woman Attacked Sandwich Worker Over Pickles In Massachusetts

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:48 EST

Police in Massachusetts said a woman allegedly attacked a sandwich shop worker with her fists and jars of pickles due to the number of pickles on her sandwich.

Michigan Break-In Suspect Found Locked Inside What Would Have Been Getaway Vehicle

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:45 EST

Police in Michigan's Upper Peninsula say they arrested a breaking and entering suspect after she ended up locked inside what would have been her getaway vehicle.

Man, 61, Used Parents Car In Subway Robbery

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:30 EST

A southeast San Antonio resident identified as 61-year-old James Sabbs is accused of using his parents car and committing a robbery at a Subway restaurant not far from his home.

Bold Turkey: Woman Hits Cop To Kick Smoking Habit

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:55 EST

Think you've heard of every way possible to quit smoking? Etta Mae Lopez came up with a new one: slap a cop and go to jail, where smoking isn't allowed.

Police: Assaulted By Too Many Pickles

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:00:45 EST

A Quincy woman is facing an assault charge for allegedly punching a restaurant worker for putting too many pickles on her steak and cheese sandwich, police said Monday.