http://www.clumsycrooks.com/ Funny Real Life Crime Stories - Stupid Criminals - Collectible Badges en-us http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/KNwOLuKM99M/salem_man_calls_911___reports_that_someone_stole_his_weed.htm A 21-year-old man who called 9-1-1 to report that his marijuana stash had been stolen was arrested earlier this week in Salem, the Marion County Sheriff's Office announced.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/KNwOLuKM99M" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:30 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/salem_man_calls_911___reports_that_someone_stole_his_weed.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/uj5CX1IgWjU/collectible_badges.htm Many styles to pick from... concealed weapons permit, special agent, bail enforcement, chief deputy, law abiding citizen... and many more! Wallets and badge holders too!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/uj5CX1IgWjU" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:20 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/collectible_badges.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/UrVpyVZIupE/fresh_from_prison_man_charged_with_break_in_at_same_house.htm A man released from prison in September in connection with thefts from a specific Gainesville home has been charged with theft from the same house.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/UrVpyVZIupE" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:10 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/fresh_from_prison_man_charged_with_break_in_at_same_house.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/4h5nHvNK1i4/wisconsin_man_attempts_drive_by_shooting_forgets_to_roll_down_car_window.htm Drive-by shooting epic fail: Forgetting to roll down your car window before you start shooting from the driver's seat. Whoops.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/4h5nHvNK1i4" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:50:38 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/wisconsin_man_attempts_drive_by_shooting_forgets_to_roll_down_car_window.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/uUP5WVqXNJA/man_calls_911_doesnt_know_his_address.htm When you dial 911, there's certain things you have to do to make sure you get the help you need.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/uUP5WVqXNJA" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:44:58 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/man_calls_911_doesnt_know_his_address.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/DcDrxCwcNZQ/dont_forget_your_homework_especially_at_the_crime_scene.htm Two teenage boys from Woonsocket have been charged with breaking and entering after skipping class on Monday and breaking into a home within a half-mile from Woonsocket High School.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/DcDrxCwcNZQ" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:43:29 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/dont_forget_your_homework_especially_at_the_crime_scene.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/8H9603Et2Cs/batman_arrested_in_drunken_bigg_market_brawl.htm Caped crusader Batman was involved in a cartoon caper when these Halloween high jinx were caught on camera.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/8H9603Et2Cs" height="1" width="1"/> Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:33:55 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/batman_arrested_in_drunken_bigg_market_brawl.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/PHK1TSKj7mI/buttock_rubbing_drink_driver_tries_to_dance_with_cop.htm A woman has found out the hard way that, if you've been pulled over for drink-driving, trying to dance with the police officer and rubbing your buttocks on his leg won't actually stop him arresting you.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/PHK1TSKj7mI" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:50 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/buttock_rubbing_drink_driver_tries_to_dance_with_cop.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/wBHkDrKOeeg/sex_offender_social_media_site_gets_attention_in_the_news.htm The site has implemented a blog-style format, allowing citizens to create topics for the purpose of sharing information about sex offenders. The site is updated daily with informative articles and links to state and county sex offender registries, sheriff's offices and news of sex crimes and related prosecution from around the world.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/wBHkDrKOeeg" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:40 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/sex_offender_social_media_site_gets_attention_in_the_news.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/rKMYvi-5BUM/supermarket_shoplifter_who_stuffed_sausage_in_his_shorts_arrested.htm A man has been arrested after being spotted stuffing sausages in his shorts in a supermarket aisle.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/rKMYvi-5BUM" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:30 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/supermarket_shoplifter_who_stuffed_sausage_in_his_shorts_arrested.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/nC46Js3cptc/cat_banned_from_visiting_buddhist_inmate.htm A Buddhist bank robber has been refused permission for his cat to visit him in jail - even though he says it's the reincarnation of his mum.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/nC46Js3cptc" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:25 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/cat_banned_from_visiting_buddhist_inmate.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/Yk_BjrfuUxs/man_stabs_himself_to_avoid_work.htm We all know there are some days when you just can't face the thought of going into work.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/Yk_BjrfuUxs" height="1" width="1"/> Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:05 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/man_stabs_himself_to_avoid_work.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/yuikRpnp5uk/man_dressed_as_breathalyser.htm If you're going to dress up as a breathalyser for Halloween, you should probably make sure that you don't find yourself on the wrong end of an actual breathalyser later that night.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/yuikRpnp5uk" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:50 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/man_dressed_as_breathalyser.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/-ch3jX_2hUk/hot_bachelor_accused_of_pulling_fire_alarm.htm He might be hot, but there was no fire.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/-ch3jX_2hUk" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:40 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/hot_bachelor_accused_of_pulling_fire_alarm.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/VYpHBBm3kVs/hidden_camera_surprise_in_christian_bookshops_bathroom.htm A shop assistant at a Christian bookshop in America has been arrested after, in an impressive display of Christian values, a hidden camera was found in the bathroom.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/VYpHBBm3kVs" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:30 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/hidden_camera_surprise_in_christian_bookshops_bathroom.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/wzX22Snpj8k/michigan_man_without_vehicle_steals_ambulance.htm Authorities said a 31-year-old Detroit man who was stranded at a southeast Michigan hospital face charges after he stole an ambulance.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/wzX22Snpj8k" height="1" width="1"/> Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:20 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/michigan_man_without_vehicle_steals_ambulance.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/oAcapYrZiSw/woman_calls_cops_on_herself_for_drunk_driving.htm 911 dispatchers often get calls from people observing an impaired driver on the road.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/oAcapYrZiSw" height="1" width="1"/> Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:45 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/woman_calls_cops_on_herself_for_drunk_driving.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/0hGfGNkRYp8/police_steak_stops_robber.htm A Lincoln cook gave a would-be robber a taste of carne asada. But the knife-wielding thief may not be back for seconds.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/0hGfGNkRYp8" height="1" width="1"/> Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:30 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/police_steak_stops_robber.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/uUsgPHtMvow/men_accused_of_pawning_stolen_items_for_bail_cash.htm Two Bozeman men have been arrested on probation violations after police said they tried to pawn a truckload of stolen items to bail a friend out of jail.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/uUsgPHtMvow" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:40 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/men_accused_of_pawning_stolen_items_for_bail_cash.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/GUEtSEwXHSM/im_only_speeding.htm <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/GUEtSEwXHSM" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:35 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/pictures/im_only_speeding.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/-76iLzxi3wM/two_men_charged_in_indianola_bus_vandalism.htm Police arrested two men on Friday for vandalizing 14 Indianola school buses overnight, causing the district to cancel school for the day.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/-76iLzxi3wM" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:30 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/two_men_charged_in_indianola_bus_vandalism.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/yJcal9SzE28/drunken_man_reportedly_rams_stolen_lawnmower.htm Middle school students on a bus got the giggles Wednesday afternoon.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/yJcal9SzE28" height="1" width="1"/> Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:20 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/drunken_man_reportedly_rams_stolen_lawnmower.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/0n4ohu0zGhA/cops_man_tries_womans_clothes_flees_in_boxers.htm Police say a burglar broke into an Adrian home before fleeing in only his boxer shorts and a pink baseball cap.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/0n4ohu0zGhA" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:40 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/cops_man_tries_womans_clothes_flees_in_boxers.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/mqVZNYJP-Ag/florida_man_stole_ferret_by_shoving_it_in_his_pants.htm It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/mqVZNYJP-Ag" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:35 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/florida_man_stole_ferret_by_shoving_it_in_his_pants.htm http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~3/Z_aASpaU3K8/drunk_hedgehog_taken_to_hospital.htm A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/clumsycrooks/~4/Z_aASpaU3K8" height="1" width="1"/> Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:20 EST http://www.clumsycrooks.com/news/drunk_hedgehog_taken_to_hospital.htm