Clumsy Crooks - Blumbling Badies Caught In The Act

Thieves Use Stolen Car To Smash Into Store, Steal ATM Cash

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

Escambia deputies are looking for suspects who used a stolen sport utility vehicle as a battering ram this morning to smash through the glass doors of a West Pensacola grocery store.

La. Man Asks Cops For Directions While In Stolen Car

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

Officer Theresa Lubrano said she was in the drive thru line at McDonalds when she gave directions to a man driving what turned out later to be a stolen vehicle.

Wichita Man Pays Crack Dealer With Monopoly Money

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:20 EST

Police in Wichita, Kansas are investigating an odd crime that involves drugs, assault and Monopoly money.

Police Say Fake Veterinarian - Apparently Dressed As A Man This Time - Arrested Again

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:05 EST

A southern New Jersey man who police say posed as a female veterinarian in Cumberland County in 2009 was arrested Monday morning for allegedly trying to fraudulently obtain a drug prescription at a local pharmacy.

Man Arrested For Stealing Scratch Off Tickets

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:20:07 EST

A Winter Haven man was arrested after authorities say he took a winning scratch-off ticket back to the store he had stolen it from a day earlier.

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Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:20:03 EST

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Man Arrested For "Thinking Of A Cheeseburger"

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:10 EST

A homeless Gastonia man who allegedly hoisted a sign reading, "I'm thinking of a cheeseburger," near an interstate off-ramp was charged with violating the city begging ordinance.

German Police Summoned Over Forgotten Vibrator

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:55 EST

A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.

Naked Burglar Makes Himself At Home In Columbia County

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

A man found naked in a home in Columbia County apparently helped himself to food, watched television and took a shower in a home he didn't own Friday night.

Newton Police: Woman Rips Off Dunkin Donuts Coffee

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:30 EST

A West Roxbury woman stole several bags of ground coffee from a Beacon Street Dunkin' Donuts earlier this week, and then drove away as an officer investigated the theft.

Men Fight Over Parking Spot At McDonald's

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:05 EST

A long-running argument over a favorite McDonald's parking spot has resulted in an assault conviction for a Loveland man.

FHP: Driver Lacked Razor-Sharp Focus

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Locked Door Foils Would-Be Bank Robber

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

A would-be bank robber apparently didn't case his intended target well enough Friday morning to know it was a drive-through-only bank.

Bogus Pilot Arrested Just Before Take Off

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:10 EST

A Swedish man without a valid pilot's licence has been arrested at Amsterdam as he was about to fly a jet with 101 passengers to Turkey.

Baby Starved as Couple Nurtured Virtual Kid

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 09:51:33 EST

A South Korean couple addicted to the Internet left their 3-month-old daughter to starve to death while they raised a virtual daughter online during 12-hour bouts at a cyber cafe, police said.

Exclusive: Accuse Hollywood Bling Ring Member Says Peer Pressure Fueled Celebrity Heists

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

A California man accused of participating in a stunningly brazen string of celebrity burglaries said his motivation for continuing the multi-million dollar heists was simple -- peer pressure.

Police Say Cook Put Body Hair In Cop's Sandwich

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

Police said a cook put a body hair in the bagel sandwich of a police officer who had given him tickets in the past. The cook was arrested Feb. 21 in the kitchen of Good Foods to Go in Evesham.

Utah Man Determined To Get Arrested Gets His Wish

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:45 EST

A man rebuffed in an attempt to get arrested, finally got his wish when he went for an officer's handgun.

"Alicia Butt" Blows A .33, Urinates On Herself

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

A driver who ran a stop sign and nearly struck another car head-on Monday was charged with DUI and resisting arrest after she gave an officer a false name, according to the Bay County Sheriff's Office.

Fairbanks Man Arrested Again After Trying To Buy 4th Truck With Forged Check

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:05 EST

A Fairbanks man is accused of trying to purchase a $28,000 pickup truck with a forged check for the fourth time this year.

Pa. Man Faces Charges For 3 Incidents In 3 Hours

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

A central Pennsylvania man faces charges for three separate incidents involving police in a span of three hours. Manheim Township police said 49-year-old Mark E. Blaylock was charged with theft of services after allegedly refusing to pay a $69 cab fare around 11 a.m.

Mass. Newlywed Couple Spend 1st Night In Jail

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:20 EST

A newlywed Massachusetts couple spent their wedding night in separate jail cells after police said the bride tried to run over an old flame of the groom.

Stopped For Speeding DUI Suspect Backs Into Cop's Car

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

A 29-year-old Bremerton man backed into the cruiser of the police officer who pulled him over early Sunday, according to Bremerton police reports. He was arrested for DUI.

Officers Arrest Man After I-40 Chase

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:20 EST

A man led the state Highway Patrol on a chase on Interstate 40 through much of Wake County this morning, before being stopped and arrested near Airport Boulevard.

Police: Scranton Man Lied About Razor Blade Attack After Shirtless Run Through Woods

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:10 EST

A Scranton man who told police three men jumped him and assaulted him with a razor blade Sunday morning actually cut himself by running through the woods shirtless and punching trees, police said.