Clumsy Crooks - Blumbling Badies Caught In The Act

Cape's Dumbest Criminals

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

Crime on the Cape Flats is no joke.

Police: Woman I Bust Hid Nearly $26,000 In Bra

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:45 EST

A fraud bust, indeed: Spokane County sheriff's deputies said a woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft.

Would-Be Burglar Had Neighbor's Underwear In Mind

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:30 EST

A man who was spotted trying to break into his female neighbor's apartment Tuesday night in Ohioville, Beaver County, said he was trying to steal the woman's underwear.

Nebraska Man Too Drunk For DUI Sentencing

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:00:10 EST

Authorities said a 30-year-old-man showed up so drunk for his sentencing for drunken driving that he missed his hearing and now faces even more time behind bars.

Mom Calls 911 On Herself

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:46:57 EST

I'm calling the cops on myself, because I can't drive drunk and went down the street driving with my kids.

Owners Keep Burglar Locked In Car

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

Authorities in Florida said residents who saw a man attempting to steal their car used the vehicle's remote-controlled locking mechanism to prevent his escape.

Woman Calls Police On "Burglar" Boyfriend

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

A German woman called police because she thought that a burglar was trying to break into her flat - only to discover that it was actually her boyfriend planning a romantic surprise.

Woman Accused Of Stealing Plane And Ditching It

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:00:10 EST

A Santa Rosa woman was arrested for allegedly stealing her landlord's airplane, then abandoning it in a field after it ran out of gas.

The $6 Robbery

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

An armed robber held up 11 customers at a market in Riverside County on Tuesday.

Cops: Man Copies Key On Test Drive, Steals Truck

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:30 EST

Police said a man did more than take a pickup for a spin during a test drive this week.

Four Bronx Buddies Facing Year In Jail After "Hitting" Off-Duty Transit Cop - With A Snowball!

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

Four Bronx buddies are facing a year in jail for criminal possession of a weapon - a snowball that hit an off-duty transit cop.

Man Allegedly Robs Pharmacy, Puts Cash On Counter

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:00:30 EST

Idaho-Police in northern Idaho arrested a robber accused of demanding a controlled drug from a pharmacy, then throwing cash on the counter before fleeing. Kootenai County Sheriff Lt. Stu Miller said a 39-year-old man was arrested Tuesday.

Thieves Use Stolen Car To Smash Into Store, Steal ATM Cash

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

Escambia deputies are looking for suspects who used a stolen sport utility vehicle as a battering ram this morning to smash through the glass doors of a West Pensacola grocery store.

La. Man Asks Cops For Directions While In Stolen Car

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

Officer Theresa Lubrano said she was in the drive thru line at McDonalds when she gave directions to a man driving what turned out later to be a stolen vehicle.

Wichita Man Pays Crack Dealer With Monopoly Money

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:20 EST

Police in Wichita, Kansas are investigating an odd crime that involves drugs, assault and Monopoly money.

Police Say Fake Veterinarian - Apparently Dressed As A Man This Time - Arrested Again

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:05 EST

A southern New Jersey man who police say posed as a female veterinarian in Cumberland County in 2009 was arrested Monday morning for allegedly trying to fraudulently obtain a drug prescription at a local pharmacy.

Man Arrested For Stealing Scratch Off Tickets

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:20:07 EST

A Winter Haven man was arrested after authorities say he took a winning scratch-off ticket back to the store he had stolen it from a day earlier.

This Badge Can Save Your Life! - Concealed Weapon Permit Badge

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:20:03 EST

Did you know four million USA citizens carry concealed gun permits? Over 1,076,897 police officers carry handguns! DON'T BECOME A VICTIM OF "FRIENDLY FIRE" IDENTIFY YOURSELF! An absolute must for any person that carries a concealed weapon.

Man Arrested For "Thinking Of A Cheeseburger"

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:10 EST

A homeless Gastonia man who allegedly hoisted a sign reading, "I'm thinking of a cheeseburger," near an interstate off-ramp was charged with violating the city begging ordinance.

German Police Summoned Over Forgotten Vibrator

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:55 EST

A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing "suspicious noises" in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.

Naked Burglar Makes Himself At Home In Columbia County

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

A man found naked in a home in Columbia County apparently helped himself to food, watched television and took a shower in a home he didn't own Friday night.

Newton Police: Woman Rips Off Dunkin Donuts Coffee

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:30 EST

A West Roxbury woman stole several bags of ground coffee from a Beacon Street Dunkin' Donuts earlier this week, and then drove away as an officer investigated the theft.

Men Fight Over Parking Spot At McDonald's

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:05 EST

A long-running argument over a favorite McDonald's parking spot has resulted in an assault conviction for a Loveland man.

FHP: Driver Lacked Razor-Sharp Focus

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:50 EST

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Locked Door Foils Would-Be Bank Robber

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:00:40 EST

A would-be bank robber apparently didn't case his intended target well enough Friday morning to know it was a drive-through-only bank.