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} catch(err) {}</description><title>chronicles of the white dog</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @whitedog)</generator><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>good morning to you too, morning-breath.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksj3fbp3RH1qzwkwio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;good morning to you too, morning-breath.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/231725240</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/231725240</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:21:07 -0800</pubDate><category>bella</category><category>sleep</category></item><item><title>i hate tan lines.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krmzqtAVPU1qzwkwio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i hate tan lines.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/215173637</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/215173637</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:18:19 -0700</pubDate><category>jack russell</category><category>tan</category><category>tanning</category></item><item><title>i stay classy even while i sleep.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krj2gz9gXn1qzwkwio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i stay classy even while i sleep.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/213239205</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/213239205</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:26:33 -0700</pubDate><category>jack russell</category><category>sleep</category><category>classy</category></item><item><title>i’ve drastically improved my typing skills. the bitch is...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krhji1uMX11qzwkwio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i’ve drastically improved my typing skills. the bitch is back.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/212541191</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/212541191</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:39:33 -0700</pubDate><category>jack russell</category><category>computers</category></item><item><title>bearded lady!? i’ll put you in a freak show.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ennddrxo2EE3EpWso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;bearded lady!? i’ll put you in a freak show.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/109706445</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/109706445</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 16:46:33 -0700</pubDate><category>freak</category><category>freak show</category><category>beard</category><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category></item><item><title>i got a man.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0end8qjielaiVPJrro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i got a man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/106421068</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/106421068</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 14:38:49 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>sexy</category></item><item><title>i’d swear you keep bacon in your pockets.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0en33qrw2e1H7Mievo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i’d swear you keep bacon in your pockets.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/103421691</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/103421691</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 12:21:20 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>bacon</category><category>sniff</category><category>smell</category></item><item><title>yeah, i get it. the heater is hot, i’m a dog. hot dog....</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0eligynb0LtjASIzdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;yeah, i get it. the heater is hot, i’m a dog. hot dog. it’s just not funny.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/99157247</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/99157247</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:53:15 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>hot dog</category></item><item><title>tequila. (enough said.)</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0eligz73hiiTjEe5no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;tequila. (enough said.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/96900526</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/96900526</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:41:12 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>tequila</category><category>drunk</category><category>sleep</category></item><item><title>someone is getting a lump of poop in their stocking come...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ek9qosipyDjLFSvDo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;someone is getting a lump of poop in their stocking come christmas.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/94003809</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/94003809</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:17:27 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>poop</category><category>christmas</category><category>xmas</category></item><item><title>bitch.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ekom5qr14vswGGiTo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;bitch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/92394465</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/92394465</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:13:41 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>bitch</category><category>macy</category></item><item><title>the man? keeping who down?</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ekom60wkQ6yTcv3Ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the man? keeping who down?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/90720240</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/90720240</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 13:32:30 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>the man</category><category>macy</category></item><item><title>back-seat driver?  please, you’ll need my vlookup skills...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0elih056u8Upfwqeio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;back-seat driver?  please, you’ll need my vlookup skills in 2 minutes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/89920444</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/89920444</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:12:10 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>vlookup</category><category>excel</category><category>back seat driver</category></item><item><title>it’s ok, reb.  somebody has to be the loser.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ekom5dg2LdTpWr7Xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;it’s ok, reb.  somebody has to be the loser.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/87802493</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/87802493</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:21:08 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>reb</category><category>shame</category><category>loser</category></item><item><title>this is how i tear it up on st. patrick’s day.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ek9q8gjcmiSmaet9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is how i tear it up on st. patrick’s day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/87444236</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/87444236</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:50:00 -0700</pubDate><category>st. patrick's day</category><category>irish</category><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category></item><item><title>did we? ugh, my head hurts. i’m never drinking again.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ekn05594Gq6T44VSo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;did we? ugh, my head hurts. i’m never drinking again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/86540761</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/86540761</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:57:56 -0700</pubDate><category>sleep</category><category>sleeping</category><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>reb</category><category>drunk</category></item><item><title>we can’t both fake sleep! besides, i can’t turd that...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ek9qfumfA8zGwBtfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;we can’t both fake sleep! besides, i can’t turd that big.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/85751045</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/85751045</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:50:47 -0700</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>macy</category><category>sleep</category><category>sleeping</category><category>poop</category></item><item><title>oh my god, reb farted!</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ekom4nluxVCCLlgRo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;oh my god, reb farted!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/84518421</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/84518421</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 21:01:29 -0800</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>reb</category><category>fart</category></item><item><title>it’s not what it looks like, i swear!</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ekn03rot48tcsRzio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;it’s not what it looks like, i swear!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/84173179</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/84173179</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:30:49 -0800</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>affair</category><category>macy</category></item><item><title>too many applications running at once!  here, let me do it.</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/yi95Mzs0ek3tymxy550bMFU7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;too many applications running at once!  here, let me do it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/79827268</link><guid>https://whitedog.tumblr.com/post/79827268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:00:00 -0800</pubDate><category>dog</category><category>jack russell</category><category>computer</category><category>pc</category><category>applications</category></item></channel></rss>
