Tumblr (3.0; @chimpotle)http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdv5ykygCn1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It has officially transitioned from Key Lime to Pumpkin #pieseason</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/36247754957http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/36247754957Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:42:20 -0600pieseason<p>Has anyone else noticed in the Crayola commercial with the kids drawing/coloring a United States map that Missouri and Iowa do not exist?</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wm1xMsaQ1qzpgs8.jpg"/></p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/29622408098http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/29622408098Fri, 17 Aug 2012 09:46:30 -0500Crayolacommercialgeographywishful thinking<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m51u2xPyGe1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Suited up for her first dance class tomorrow #kids (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/24335980324http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/24335980324Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:06:33 -0500kids<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OZptOs8Gu9k?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Watching this video for the first time is how I started off my Sunday. Who needs church?</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/24327640048http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/24327640048Sun, 03 Jun 2012 08:11:51 -0500musicel-p<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zgrygtDQ1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Disney Jr is getting pretty edgy (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am">instagram</a>)</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/23000928988http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/23000928988Sun, 13 May 2012 17:50:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2l52e2pIz1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who’s hungry?</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/21219500516http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/21219500516Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:37:26 -0500foodcorn dog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvw9kmFTSh1qzpph2o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m not a furry, but my online avatar is.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/13925018550http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/13925018550Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:53:00 -0600Xbox? more like sexboxreindeer games<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luefbzPoiI1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I cannot believe this guy stole my “Craps of the World” business start-up idea.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/12557032483http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/12557032483Wed, 09 Nov 2011 09:07:11 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltmjesZRpn1qzpph2o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At long last, I have finally found the perfect game…to kill myself while playing.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11906938784http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11906938784Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:42:00 -0500the chicks'll cream<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt83wrSEUX1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And justice for all…</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11577609825http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11577609825Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:41:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2mkhZSDS1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In an effort to step up my community outreach game, I have volunteered my services to eat food free of charge and tell people whether it sucks or not during Lenexa’s 25th annual Chili Challenge this Saturday in Old Town.</p> <p>I had loose plans on painting my bathroom this weekend.  I am just hoping that does not turn into painting my bathroom with loose stool.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11444773580http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11444773580Fri, 14 Oct 2011 14:38:00 -0500Lenexachili<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsltvercZQ1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you look closely, you can almost see his left testicle.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11065812229http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/11065812229Wed, 05 Oct 2011 12:57:14 -0500ESPNHope Solo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf7t3kyR91qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I took the liberty of cropping out everyone around me so you cannot tell if my son won the crawling competition…or completely turned around before it ever really started.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/10129971294http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/10129971294Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:41:27 -0500family<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr9rakg85S1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Forget the Broadway Bridge.  Sometime between yesterday and this morning, they finally opened the giant roundabout monster at 9 Hwy & Briarcliff Pkwy.  Personally, I cannot wait until the first ice storm of the year and the utter carnage this beast is going to create.  I am not sure where Riverside will find the revenue to keep building clock towers and water features now that everyone can avoid their Red X speed traps.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/10001753317http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/10001753317Fri, 09 Sep 2011 13:56:43 -0500KCtraffic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr99xtZRBf1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.lenexa.com/parks/pdfs/spinach_schedule.pdf">Shit is going down</a> this Saturday.  Our main motivation for going this year is to see if El can dominate the Swee’Pea baby crawling contest…and so I can eat a turkey leg.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9992936880http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9992936880Fri, 09 Sep 2011 07:41:00 -0500LenexaSpinach Festivalfamily<a href="http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/9/5/2405428/big-east-big-12-expansion-pac-12-texas-oklahoma-state-am-tech">Big East Has Reached Out To 'Multiple Big 12 Universities' According To Report</a>: <p><span>Can we just leave now?  I don’t want to be associated with these assholes anymore.  It is blatantly clear that Oklahoma and Texas are prepared to bone the rest of us at the drop of a hat, so why not just leave them to go pump each other?</span></p> <p><span><em><br/></em></span></p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9876496434http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9876496434Tue, 06 Sep 2011 08:36:51 -0500K-StateBig XII<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyvxq2t5r1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It is a special day.  After about seven seconds of instruction, my daughter now knows how to get me a beer.  A lot of dad’s might complain about being left home all day with two kids on the first Saturday of college football.  Lemons, meet Lemonade.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9761781176http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9761781176Sat, 03 Sep 2011 17:03:25 -0500familybeer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyrglZ8Sh1qzpph2o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>For the second time in my life, I have been re-tweeted by Cowboy Troy.</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9758202852http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9758202852Sat, 03 Sep 2011 15:26:00 -0500College Gameday<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_9746108983" src="http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9746108983/audio_player_iframe/chimpotle/tumblr_lqyadnyEvC1qzpph2?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchimpotle%2F9746108983%2Ftumblr_lqyadnyEvC1qzpph2" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s gameday, you guys!</p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9746108983http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9746108983Sat, 03 Sep 2011 09:17:47 -0500K-Statecollege football<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq4ryja6yC1qzpph2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“DERP!”</p> <p>This would be one of the alleged party that hit Sporting GK Jimmy Nielsen in the face with a bobblehead at a Sporting home game.</p> <p><em>via <a href="http://tysonh.com/sports/20110817_MLS_JimmyNielsenBobbleheadInjury/">TysonH.com</a></em></p>http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9082015258http://chimpotle.tumblr.com/post/9082015258Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:49:31 -0500Sporting KCcity lockup love