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Fugs and Pieces, May 17th, 2013

Jessica — Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:28 +0000

Have a great weekend, y’all! And while you’re waiting for it to start: – This week marks the 15th anniversary of the Seinfeld finale. Vulture celebrates with a round-up of all of Kramer’s jobs. (Vulture) – Also: Mental Floss asks you to match Seinfeld‘s famous guest stars to the character they played. 90%! I am Read More ...

Fugnessa Hudgfugs

Heather — Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:14 +0000

Y’all, don’t nap on the Hudge. SOMEBODY’S feelings may have been hurt about going out of Fug Madness so early. I’m just concerned she might be thirty seconds away from dropping poultry parts into a cauldron and seasoning it with the blood of Justin Bieber. Read More ...

Fugs and Fabs: The CW Upfront

Heather — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:00:41 +0000

All hail the unexpected return of The Carrie Diaries! Between that and Hart of Dixie, The CW is thoughtfully keeping our fugcapping racket in business. However, the network also has a show about Mary, Queen of Scots, called Reign; some weird looking alien-human yada-yada called Star-Crossed; a remake of a show called The Tomorrow People (which Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Bling Ring Premiere

Heather — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:00:15 +0000

It must really sting Lindsay Lohan that there is a high-profile movie about something that happened to her, and yet a high-profile movie is not itself happening to her. Read More ...

Unfug or Fab: Miley Cyrus

Heather — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:44 +0000

Miley’s head and shoulders look great — seriously, if that’s what yoga on the beach does, I’m IN — but I can’t decide about the jumpsuit. Yes, it’s a jumpsuit, so my predisposition is clear. But it’s not as awful on her as many of them are — my concerns are mostly at the top Read More ...

Fugs and Fabs: The CBS Upfronts

Heather — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:47 +0000

We need to discuss how bizarre the notion is of Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Gellar as sitcom-costars. And yet, The Crazy Ones exists, which should probably be re-punctuated The Crazy One(s). Instead of promoting most of the actual shows, CBS did behind-the-scenes reels, and it’s probably a bad sign that the theme of The Crazy Read More ...

High Fugshion: The Versace Versus Collection

Heather — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:15 +0000

The Versace diffusion line has a new designer, and I am sure you will agree with me that it’s chock full of sparkling ideas and practical gems that Hollywood’s finest will be punching each other to wear first. Read More ...

Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch

Heather — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:35 +0000

This is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Read More ...

Fugs and Fabs: The ABC Upfronts

Heather — Thu, 16 May 2013 20:00:04 +0000

I know this is sacrilege, but y’all, I was really super bored by the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. clip from upfronts. The Once Upon A Time spinoff even looked better, and that — while potentially legitimately okay in some aspects — involves a lot of really serious utterances of the word “genie.” Lotto show Lucky 7 Read More ...

Cannes Well Played: Nicole Kidman

Heather — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:00:46 +0000

Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we’re in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court. Read More ...