Go Fug Yourself

Cannes Bai Ling: Bai Ling

Jessica — Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:54 +0000

We saw her at the Cannes Opening Ceremony, and that was not just a tease. SHE IS BACK. And according to IMDb, she’s got THIRTEEN MOVIES in various stages of completion. Sure, some of them just have “???” listed as their release date, but still. One of them stars Andrew McCarthy! That’s a real thing! Read More ...

Fug or Fab: Emma Stone

Jessica — Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:03 +0000

It goes without saying that I think she is great, and I am always happy to see her out and about. I think, in part, Emma comes across so likeable because she always seems happy to be photographed on the red carpet — whether or not her feet are killing her, or she’s been working Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Biel

Jessica — Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:11 +0000

I was going to make a snide joke about how I wonder if Biel will ever work again — I keep forgetting she was in Hitchcock – and then IMDb reminded me that there is a rumor that the David O. Russell movie she made with Jake Gyllenhaal in 2008 (which was apparently a disaster Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Cleopatra Premiere

Heather — Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:13 +0000

Finally, Jessica Chastain makes an appearance at the festival that essentially birthed her. For that reason I think I will always be disappointed if she doesn’t go so big that Texas abruptly shudders with a sudden inferiority complex. Read More ...

Fug the Show: Nashville, episode 20

Heather — Wed, 22 May 2013 17:00:09 +0000

This one ends with not one, but two big bangs. One is figurative, and neither is sexual. All I know is, the next two one (apparently the finale is tonight and there are only 21 episodes this season?) are probably going to be fairly juicy and I can’t wait. Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fines: Rooney Mara

Heather — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:54 +0000

At this point I want to slip the Pantone book under her hotel room door with the note, “RECONSIDER.” NOTE: This first pic is not Rooney. I fell for the incorrect caption because of the hat. I figured it skewed things in pics but that in person they would have known it was her. Not Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Behind the Candelabra Premiere

Heather — Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:23 +0000

Welcome back, Sharon Stone. Read More ...

Fugs and Fabs: The Hangover III Premiere

Heather — Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:04 +0000

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Bradley.” Read More ...

Cannes Fabs and Feh: Zoe Saldana

Heather — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:55 +0000

When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but “a bit eau de pinafore,” and that I’d be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any of these things ever see). Well, curiosity sated. Happily. (Mostly.) Read More ...

Cannes (Mostly) Well Played, Marion Cotillard

Jessica — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:00:25 +0000

In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she’s French? Read More ...