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Cannes Clothed Carpet: Erin Wasson

Heather — Tue, 22 May 2012 21:00:39 +0000

GLORY BE, she has been introduced to actual fabric: For any GFY newcomers, Wasson here mostly flew under the radar until she revealed herself as the opposite of a Never Nude — so, you know, a Nearly Nude — at the Golden Globes. It was terrifying. In that sense, then, the fact that her dress Read More ...

Berenfug Bejo

Heather — Tue, 22 May 2012 20:00:44 +0000

Oh, dear me. No. This looks like an ornamental vase that the Queen got for a wedding gift and then stashed in the Buck House basement, or in a really remote powder room that nobody uses except when really distasteful distant relatives are in town. It’s terrible, it’s droopy, it’s a catastrophic mish-mash of ideas Read More ...

Cannes Well Played (Mostly): Jessica Chastain

Heather — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:00:29 +0000

It was this time a year ago that we did a slideshow that was basically like, “I don’t know what a ‘Jessica Chastain’ is, but she is the meat in a Pitt-Penn sandwich.” I am trying to think of the last time someone has gone from an afterthought in a Met Ball slideshow to one Read More ...

Freaky Fug Friday: THE WINNERS

Jessica — Tue, 22 May 2012 18:15:01 +0000

We are pleased to announce the winners of this week’s Freaky Fug Friday, in which, if you don’t remember, I forced you to look at this: And made you tell us what unconventional household item you would wear if you were forced to make a half-naked splash on the red carpet. Our winners, both of Read More ...

Cannes Fugs or Fabs: Jada Pinkett Smith

Heather — Tue, 22 May 2012 18:00:51 +0000

It must be hard being married to Will Smith sometimes — both because he is in many ways larger than life, and also because he’s so much larger than Jada, physically speaking. So I wonder if that’s why sometimes she goes so over the top with her clothes. It’s hard to drown out a dude Read More ...

Cannes Better Played, Mia Wasikowska

Heather — Tue, 22 May 2012 17:00:18 +0000

We get on Mia a lot for looking, well, depressing. This dress looks like if a five-year old was asked to draw “cheerful” with a jumbo pack of Crayola. Which isn’t actually a bad thing; I mean, come on, wouldn’t that look fancy tacked to your fridge with an old magnet from that time your Read More ...

NY Fug.com: Tracking Chris Colfer’s Most Bananas Glee Outfits

Jessica — Tue, 22 May 2012 16:31:24 +0000

Tonight is the Glee finale, and if there is anything I’ll miss about Glee, it is Kurt and his wardrobe. Which is why it was so fun to write about his most wacktacular get-ups this season. For example: “We aren’t entirely sure what to call that hybrid of a turtleneck, a poncho, a dickey, and Read More ...

Royal Shenanigans: The Queen’s Jubilee

Jessica — Tue, 22 May 2012 16:00:14 +0000

Are you ready to take a gander at bunch of royals we haven’t seen around these parts since Wills put a ring on it? Welcome to the very beginning of the Queen’s Jubilee celebration — which I suspect will lend itself to many many many a post, because everyone is rolling in for Liz II’s Read More ...

Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Diane Kruger

Heather — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:00:18 +0000

Lord love a man who wrangles for his lady. Read More ...

Billboard Music Awards Whatever Carpet: LMFAO

Heather — Mon, 21 May 2012 22:00:40 +0000

So, look… LMFAO is just messing with us, right? Because they SEEM like a social experiment. Like they woke up one day and were like, “Yeah, okay, we have a Motown family heritage, but let’s see how much cash we can make if we dress like assclowns who run a souvenir shop in Hollywood located Read More ...