Celebslam: They're Better Than Us

Heidi Montag is mesmorized and the afternoon links

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:00:00 -0800

Heidi Montag filming The Hills at Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills (3/17) + Karolina Kurkova shows off her legs [Drunken Stepfather] + Ke$ha is in lingerie [Just Jared] + Marisa Tomei upskirt on The View [TaxiDriverMovie] + Katherine... ...read full story

Friday's Paparazzi Leftovers

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0800

Paparazzi pictures from Friday, March 19 Britney Spears shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)Olivia Munn leaving Asanebo sushi restaurant in Studio City (pics start here)Jesse James dropping his daughter Sunny off at school in ...read full story

A little something for the ladies

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:30:00 -0800

Corey Feldman at a tattoo parlor in Studio City (3/17) If your panties aren't off by now, you have no sex drive. What a specimen. Are those arms made of pure granite?ALTERNATE POST TITLE: "This 10-year-old boy looks like... ...read full story

No one likes Lindsay

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:30:00 -0800

Lindsay Lohan outside Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (3/18) Whereas celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are paid thousands to show up at nightclubs, Lindsay Lohan can't even get in for free. From Pacific Coast News:Lindsay Lohan ...read full story

Jessica Simpson is a huge failure

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:30:00 -0800

Jessica Simpson's new show sucks I forgot to mention this earlier this week, but Jessica Simpson's new show The Price of Beauty -- which premiered Monday night -- was a smashing success. Um, as long as you don't judge... ...read full story

In beautiful people news . . .

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:45:00 -0800

Vanessa Hudgens Vanessa Hudgens at the CBS Films ShoWest luncheon in Las Vegas (3/18)... ...read full story

This is pretty gross

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0800

Lady Gaga arriving to Sydney Airport in Australia (3/17) Actually Lady Gaga, no, I don't want to autograph your nasty vagina. I bid you good day. From the New York Daily News:[Boy] George recently met the "Telephone" singer backstage... ...read full story

Lindsay has a new Sam

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0800

Lindsay Lohan at Paris Fashion Week (3/9) Lindsay Lohan has a new Sam in her life . . . and he has a penis! So I guess a lot like her old Sam. From Radar:According to inside sources, European... ...read full story

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:00:00 -0800

NSFW! Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.... ...read full story

Britney Spears just lost $1.2 million

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:15:00 -0800

Britney Spears former home in Beverly Hills Britney Spears listed her former Beverly Hills home for sale on Monday for $5.495 million (the same house she held her two kids hostage in in 2008). She bought the house in... ...read full story

Kim Kardashian's watch is worth more than my car and the morning links

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 04:00:00 -0800

Kim Kardashian shopping at Intermix boutique in West Hollywood (3/9) + Candice Swanepoel is so damn hot [Drunken Stepfather] + Audrina Patridge's boobs are popping out [Hollywood Tuna] + Holly Madison's boobs celebrating St. Patrick's Day [The Super ...read full story

Midnight T&A: Linda Vojtova

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:00:00 -0800

Linda Vojtova Czech model Linda Vojtova... ...read full story

Thursday's Paparazzi Leftovers

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:00:00 -0800

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 18Kim Kardashian leaving a photo shoot in Miami (pics start here)Robert Pattinson leaving The Ivy Club in London (pics start here)Dakota Fanning out and about in New York (pics start here)Janice Dickinson leavin ...read full story

Miley bought a new Mercedes and the afternoon links

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:00:00 -0800

Miley Cyrus out and about in Toluca Lake (3/15) + Sexy Brooklyn Decker hits the beach [Just Jared] + Gisele's tits are now HUGE [Drunken Stepfather] + Meet Jesse James whore (NSFW video) [PopEater] + Nicole Scherzinger's ass. In... ...read full story

Jesse James is sorry

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:15:00 -0800

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James in Oahu in 2004 Jesse James issued a public apology today to Sandra Bullock for sticking his penis into Bombshell McGee: "The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that,... ...read full story