Cartoons by Gregory Kogan

Cartoon #349

Caption: "I want people to take me seriously, but still remember that I'm a dog."
Tags: dog, animal, pet, business, suit

Cartoon #348

Caption: "I'm sorry, but Mr. Keane is cocooning right now. Can I take a message?"
Tags: caterpillar, insect, butterfly, animal, business, secretary, office

Cartoon #347

Caption: "He made it in the letter block bubble."
Tags: finance, babies, children, kids, investing, stock market, economy, business

Cartoon #346

Caption: "I wouldn't mess with this one."
Tags: cat, mouse, saloon, western, wild west, animal

Cartoon #345

Caption: "Have you seen the hibernation weight on Jenny?"
Tags: winter, squirrel, women, gossip, hibernation, girl, weight gain, weight loss

Cartoon #344

Caption: "I'm mostly looking forward to protesting something."
Tags: children, baby, kids, protest, occupy, movement

Cartoon #343

Caption: "We've got to downsize our bar but optimize our bite!"
Tags: dog, business, meeting, idiom

Cartoon #342

Caption: (Mouse deals with mousetrap with a bulldozer.)
Tags: mouse, mice, pest, mousetrap, house, home

Cartoon #341

Caption: "I've been gone a lot lately, but he's adapted quite well."
Tags: dog, animal, pet, reading

Cartoon #340

Caption: (A tank races through the desert with two bikes on top.)
Tags: military, army, tank, bicycle, biking, bike rack

Cartoon #339

Caption: "Those are the ones you've got to watch out for."
Tags: birds, pigeons, military, city, urban, air force

Cartoon #338

Caption: "You'll never make it with just a rings routine."
Tags: gymnastics, jail, prison, rings, sports, olympics

Cartoon #337

Caption: "Ditching the flock was the best idea you've ever had."
Tags: birds, geese, migration, winter, snow, skiing

Cartoon #336

Caption: (A pigeon graffitis an anti-squirrel sign.)
Tags: pigeon, grafitti, squirrel, animal, vandalism

Cartoon #335

Caption: "Thanks, Pal."
Tags: dog, animal, winter, snow, christmas, lights, dog house, decoration, holiday

Cartoon #334

Caption: (Leprechaun headquarters)
Tags: saint patrick's day, holiday, ireland, irish, leprechaun, rainbow, gold

Cartoon #333

Caption: (A soldier paints his helmet in Easter colors.)
Tags: easter, army, usmc, marine, christian, holiday, military

Cartoon #332

Caption: "Let's stay calm, folks."
Tags: business, bull, stock market, investing, banking, bulls, meeting, presentation

Cartoon #331

Caption: "Following the interview, your resume will be put through our rigorous selection process."
Tags: jobs, interview, hiring, human resources, hr, work

Cartoon #330

Caption: (A snowman hitch-hiking to north.)
Tags: snowman, winter, hitchhike, snow

Cartoon #329

Caption: "Are we calling same seats?"
Tags: military, army, marines, usmc, humvee, soldiers

Cartoon #328

Caption: (Men in crow costumes surround man dressed as a scarecrow.)
Tags: halloween, scarecrow, mob, gang, birds, revenge, october, fall, autumn

Cartoon #327

Caption: "Quit being a back-seat driver, Jake!"
Tags: birds, geese, migration, ducks, navigation, direction, road trip

Cartoon #326

Caption: "Johnsons, you're finally here! Were you able to find that starboard turn at fifteen fathoms forward of the second league?"
Tags: military, navy, nautical, veteran

Cartoon #325

Caption: (Man evolves from ape and into soldier.)
Tags: evolution, military, army, usmc, war, military, soldier, marine

Cartoon #324

Caption: "And this one's an arts & crafts project by my daughter."
Tags: military, army, marines, usmc, navy, uniform, ribbon, award, party, networking, veteran

Cartoon #323

Caption: "I feel as though I'm always walking on thin ice."
Tags: health, psychology, penguin, animal, therapy, depression, anxiety, stress

Cartoon #322

Caption: "Bob! You've never looked healthier!"
Tags: health, medical, cholesterol, eggs, food

Cartoon #321

Caption: "Good news--your cholesterol level has never been better!"
Tags: health, doctor, cholesterol, food, eggs, medical

Cartoon #320

Caption: "We're just glad he's out of the teething phase."
Tags: dog, animal, pet, teething, teenager, teen, emo, parenting, children

Cartoon #319

Caption: (Rooster is drinking coffee at sunrise.)
Tags: animal, rooster, chicken, morning, coffee, breakfast

Cartoon #317

Caption: "I'm in investment banking, and Julie is a hood ornament model."
Tags: relationship, modeling, career, party, networking, business

Cartoon #316

Caption: "I know he's not much to look at, but wait until you hear his accent."
Tags: dog, animal, french, bulldog, poodle, relationship, foreign, romance

Cartoon #315

Caption: (A dog uses an ATM alongside its owner.)
Tags: dog, pet, atm, wealth, rich, money

Cartoon #314

Caption: "Mark it while you can--this area will be gentrified any year now."
Tags: dog, animal, pet, gentrification, city, urban

Cartoon #313

Caption: (Dog breaks into dinosaur exhibition of natural history museum.)
Tags: dog, animal, dinosaur, museum, crime, history

Cartoon #312

Caption: (Evolution and devolution on a desert island.)
Tags: desert island, evolution, man, species, devolution, science, biology

Cartoon #311

Caption: "Cohen, Klein & Samuels, PLLC, Corporate Outing"
Tags: corporate, lawyer, attorney, company, office

Cartoon #310

Caption: "This is Jacobson, our new grassroots marketing expert."
Tags: marketing, business, campaign, office, corporate, advertising

Cartoon #309

Caption: (Death watches a heartbeat monitor in his living room.)
Tags: death, life, health, hospital, tv

Cartoon #308

Caption: "Dammit... Acorns!"
Tags: animal, squirrel, shopping, food, groceries, errands

Cartoon #307

Caption: "The Family Tree of a Croissant"
Tags: family, ancestry, geneology, food, france

Cartoon #306

Caption: "What do you mean you want a 'free-range marriage'?!"
Tags: animals, marriage, relationship, chickens, divorce

Cartoon #305

Caption: "I never said it's your fault--I said I'm blaming it on you."
Tags: business, corporate, work, office, blame, manager

Cartoon #304

Caption: "All my former classmates went into academia, and I haven't heard from them since."
Tags: medical, experiment, lab, mouse, animal, research, science, education

Cartoon #303

Caption: "He wants the divorce settlement to include my implants."
Tags: marriage, divorce, implants, plastic, surgery, relationship

Cartoon #302

Caption: "As for your hearing test, you can hear neither diddly nor squat."
Tags: doctor, medical, health, hearing, country, deaf

Cartoon #301

Caption: "Apparently the only thing I have to look forward to is getting fat."
Tags: children, baby, kids, future, fat, weight, health

Cartoon #300

Caption: "What do those Wall Street gurus say about the probability of us ever going out to dinner again?"
Tags: dating, relationship, business, money, marriage, husband, wife, economy

Cartoon #299

Caption: "I'm looking for someone tall, dark and carbon neutral."
Tags: dating, relationship, environment, green, science, carbon neutral

Cartoon #298

Caption: "Another idiot from the immersion program."
Tags: sheep, animal, wolf, clothing, education, intern

Cartoon #297

Caption: (Couple on a boat is entering the "The Tunnel of TSA Pat-Downs.")
Tags: valentine's day, love, relationship, tsa, security

Cartoon #296

Caption: (An egg sits in an office, with a "Grade A" certificate on his wall.)
Tags: eggs, school, education, grades, food, cooking

Cartoon #295

Caption: "And look at where your grades have gotten you!"
Tags: eggs, school, education, grades, food, cooking

Cartoon #294

Caption: "'Rebel,' 'outcast,' call me whatsoever you wish, if anything--but my own path I shall carve in this world, and my own life I shall live!"
Tags: fruit, apple, outcast, misfit, revolution

Cartoon #293

Caption: Guide Dog Candidates
Tags: dogs, animals, pets, guide, service

Cartoon #292

Caption: (Boy surfs wave of snow caused by snow plow.)
Tags: snow, winter, surfing, weather, sports

Cartoon #291

Caption: "I love how compassionate you are."
Tags: dating, romance, relationship, charity

Cartoon #290

Caption: "Forget the agenda, Dave--we'll talk until the intrigue is lost."
Tags: business, meeting, office, agenda

Cartoon #289

Caption: (Space shuttle pilots are annoyed by crying baby.)
Tags: space, shuttle, transportation, flying, baby, children

Cartoon #288

Caption: "I'm also a feng shui consultant."
Tags: bull, animal, china shop, feng shui, consulting, idiom

Cartoon #287

Caption: "You needn't worry about me tonight, Don--I'm drinking on a full stomach."
Tags: bull, animal, matador, bull fighting, bar

Cartoon #286

Caption: "It's already holiday season?"
Tags: holiday, christmas, migration, birds, travel

Cartoon #285

Caption: "I think the emerging trend is clear--I'm getting very good at this."
Tags: business, meeting, office, presentation

Cartoon #284

Caption: "Who sent you?!"
Tags: mob, mafia, mail, crime, envelope, post

Cartoon #283

Caption: "Oh god, it's Darryl, from last season."
Tags: birds, relationships, migration, friends, dating

Cartoon #282

Caption: (Climber reaches Guru atop a mountain, in a Wi-Fi zone.)
Tags: internet, climbing, guru, mountain, technology, wireless

Cartoon #281

Caption: "I can't say I'm surprised--I've been reading your blog."
Tags: winter, holiday, gift, christmas, season, blog, internet, family, children, kids

Cartoon #280

Caption: "It's the only time of year when I hate having so any legs."
Tags: winter, centipede, snowman, snow, season

Cartoon #279

Caption: (Two dogs collide in deep snow.)
Tags: snow, winter, dogs, animals

Cartoon #278

Caption: "I'm definitely not looking for anything long-term."
Tags: winter, snowman, snow, dating, relationship

Cartoon #277

Caption: "Your cholesterol levels are excellent, but you still won't make it past February."
Tags: winter, snowman, snow, medical, doctor, health

Cartoon #276

Caption: "We're the only ones left that we know."
Tags: party, social, friends

Cartoon #275

Caption: (Blue-collar worker puts note into suggestion box with drawing of himself in a suit.)
Tags: business, corporate, work, office

Cartoon #274

Caption: (Highway signs over three lanes read: "Outraged," "Content," and "Miserable.")
Tags: physhology, driving, cars, auto, emotions, road

Cartoon #273

Caption: (Homelass man holds sign: "Honored Hippocratic Oath.")
Tags: medical, doctor, homeless, medicine, health

Cartoon #272

Caption: "Shall we turn the portraits around before proceeding?"
Tags: business, meeting, office

Cartoon #271

Caption: "Some day, son, I'll have this window cleaned."
Tags: business, inheritance, family, father, parenting

Cartoon #270

Caption: "At least we'll have lived as kings."
Tags: desert island, survival, king, life, death

Cartoon #269

Caption: (Guess Your Terminal Velocity)
Tags: suicide, physics, science

Cartoon #268

Caption: "Jacobs, you're a brave rodent."
Tags: porcupine, animal, rodent, army, military, barber, haircut

Cartoon #267

Caption: (Caveman shows off his invention of the wheel, with the first patent number.)
Tags: caveman, invention, science, wheel, transportation, patent, engineering

Cartoon #266

Caption: "Wh-wh-what's the rush?"
Tags: praying mantis, relationship, love, dating, marriage, animal, insect, bug

Cartoon #265

Caption: "Jesus, Gary, who raised you?"
Tags: animal, food, etiquette, eating, prey, hunt, wild, meat

Cartoon #264

Caption: "Rumor has it that they doped the shots with a chemical that suppresses our bonus expectations."
Tags: business, medicine, medical, work, bonus, salary

Cartoon #263

Caption: "I hope I never see the day when I can't shirk work."
Tags: homeless, poor, work, economy, business, money

Cartoon #262

Caption: "Our new healthcare software--with its daily colon-cleansing feature--has shown significant cost benefits."
Tags: healthcare, business, work, medical, job, presentation, finance, accounting

Cartoon #260

Caption: "Life should be like Major League Baseball... You scratch yourself and get paid for it."
Tags: baseball, bar, life, sports

Cartoon #259

Caption: "The swimmies must be earned!"
Tags: swimming, water, swimmies, lifeguard, children, kid

Cartoon #257

Caption: "It's chic."
Tags: animal, fish, hermit crab, beach, fashion, design

Cartoon #256

Caption: (Lifeguard on desert island has turned into a skeleton.)
Tags: desert island, lifeguard, swimming, ocean, death

Cartoon #255

Caption: (Man on desert island is angrily writing a note to put in the "Suggestions" box.)
Tags: desert island, suggestion, business, feedback, customer service

Cartoon #254

Caption: "I hear you're a big shot in New York now..."
Tags: animals, new york, nyc, rat, mice, mouse, society, cocktail

Cartoon #253

Caption: (Plane seating: First, Business, Economy, Financial Responsibility, At Least You Have Your Health.)
Tags: airplane, travel, airline, business

Cartoon #252

Caption: "I don't recognize anybody!"
Tags: school, education, college, reunion, insect, butterfly

Cartoon #251

Caption: (A mouse in a bomb suit approaches cheese in a mousetrap.)
Tags: mouse, mice, bomb, cheese, military, army, animal

Cartoon #250

Caption: "I'm launching my own jobs program aimed at getting my husband to take out the garbage."
Tags: relationship, marriage, economy, work

Cartoon #249

Caption: "His grandkids want to know if we can carbon-date him."
Tags: children, grandparent, science, medicine, health, age, old

Cartoon #248

Caption: "We're in a committed, non-procreative relationship."
Tags: relationship, marriage, dating, children

Cartoon #247

Caption: "We're staying together for the sake of our assets."
Tags: relationship, marriage, divorce, money

Cartoon #246

Caption: "I've started using conditioner on my whiskers--what do you think?"
Tags: cat, animal, pet, hair, salon, style

Cartoon #245

Caption: "And will you be purchasing oxygen for today's trip?"
Tags: business, travel, airplane, transportation

Cartoon #244

Caption: "70 virgins is all well and good, but hardly enough to last for eternity."
Tags: terrorist, terrorism, jihad, al qaeda, martyr, adult

Cartoon #243

Caption: "If I have anything to say to you, I'll say it on Facebook."
Tags: relationship, dating, marriage, couple, facebook, internet, argument

Cartoon #242

Caption: "He's suffering from a bad case of political depression."
Tags: politics, relationship, marriage, depression, marriage, election

Cartoon #241

Caption: "Rules are rules--I'm still gonna have to sniff your butt."
Tags: dog, animal, pet, id, club, bouncer, security

Cartoon #240

Caption: (People waiting impatiently outside an animal spa.)
Tags: dog, animal, pet, spa

Cartoon #239

Caption: "Let's get a urine sample."
Tags: dog, animal, doctor, medical, health, pet

Cartoon #238

Caption: ("The Smart-Aleck Phone")
Tags: iphone, phone, apple, smart, technology, gadget, internet

Cartoon #237

Caption: (A sniper uses leaves of a palm tree for camouflage on a desert island.)
Tags: military, army, marines, usmc, sniper, desert island, camouflage, navy

Cartoon #235

Caption: "1500: The skies above are awash with morbid rounds. The stench of combat pierces the crisp, clear air of winter."
Tags: military, battle, war, army, children, kid, snowball, winter, snow, diary

Cartoon #234

Caption: "I uploaded them onto my smartphone."
Tags: military, army, marines, usmc, navy, uniform, ribbon, smartphone, award

Cartoon #233

Caption: "I just realigned my chakra like whoa."
Tags: yoga, fitness, pilates, gym, exercise

Cartoon #232

Caption: "It does add a little bit of weight, but it holds every lucky charm I own."
Tags: military, army, marines, usmc, navy, luck, uniform

Cartoon #231

Caption: "You distract him while I place this on his head."
Tags: military, army, marines, target, war

Cartoon #230

Caption: "I'm gonna try a higher caliber."
Tags: love, relationship, cupid, valentine's day

Cartoon #229

Caption: "Regular or vaccinated?"
Tags: love, relationship, cupid, valentine's day, vaccine, medicine, health

Cartoon #228

Caption: "Eugh... Really?"
Tags: love, relationship, cupid, valentine's day, ugly

Cartoon #227

Caption: "Oh no, layers!"
Tags: love, relationship, cupid, valentine's day

Cartoon #226

Caption: "Guess whaaat?"
Tags: relationship, flies, fly, gift, surprise, insect

Cartoon #225

Caption: (A man cannot fall asleep. Clock above him reads "The Meaning of Life.")
Tags: sleep, life, philosophy, stress, nightmare

Cartoon #224

Caption: (Smartphones are walking people on leashes: "2016 A.D.")
Tags: phone, smartphone, future, technology, iphone

Cartoon #223

Caption: "First, let's try a text message."
Tags: love, relationship, cupid, valentine's day, sms, texting

Cartoon #222

Caption: (A man is shot by a cupid's arrow, with a sign: "No cash value.")
Tags: love, relationship, cupid, valentine's day, cash, money

Cartoon #221

Caption: "Captain, meet General Phillips."
Tags: military, army, navy, marines, usmc, ribbon, award, veteran, uniform

Cartoon #220

Caption: "Where's the Wi-Fi switch?"
Tags: military, army, marines, usmc, rifle, weapon, gun, wifi, internet, web

Cartoon #219

Caption: "Cover me, Smith--I'm taking Rufus for a walk!"
Tags: military, dog, bulldog, usmc, marines, animal, pet

Cartoon #218

Caption: "Are you kidding me? It's just the matinee."
Tags: penguin, matinee, broadway, formal, animal, bird

Cartoon #217

Caption: "I'm working with my therapist to help me with climate change anxiety."
Tags: climate change, climate, environment, green, eco, therapy, anxiety

Cartoon #216

Caption: "With us today to discuss current social media trends is noted Facebook scholar Dr. Zack Sahudi, and head of NYU's Twitter doctoral program, Professor Arthur Shmenk."
Tags: social media, facebook, twitter, talk show, internet, web

Cartoon #215

Caption: "Goddamn it, get me another bubble!"
Tags: business, office, meeting, economy, bubble, chart, finance, money, recession

Cartoon #214

Caption: "He's checking his p-mail."
Tags: dog, animal, email, internet, web, pet

Cartoon #213

Caption: How to Wear Plaid: On your husband; on your dog; on your shoes.
Tags: fashion, plaid, clothing, style

Cartoon #212

Caption: "So, breast feeding or formula?"
Tags: children, baby, babies, kids, breast feeding, milk

Cartoon #211

Caption: "No, smaller shoes will not reduce your carbon footprint!"
Tags: environment, eco, climate change, energy, global warming, carbon footprint, shopping

Cartoon #210

Caption: "I broke up with him because he wanted me to sign a pre-sexual relations agreement."
Tags: relationship, prenuptial agreement, sex, adult, dating

Cartoon #209

Caption: (Man in front of television is reading "TV Ad Guide.")
Tags: television, tv, ads, commercials, tv guide, couch potato

Cartoon #208

Caption: "Walmart today announced its roadmap for a two-state solution to the Israel-Palestine conflicts; it also announced a 99-cent special one-day promotion for frozen chicken nuggets."
Tags: business, politics, israel, palestine, middle east, news, news anchor

Cartoon #207

Caption: "And what, exactly, are you planning to do with that?"
Tags: children, baby, babies, kids, health, tooth floss, teeth, dentistry, dentist, medical

Cartoon #206

Caption: "Good evening. Tonight's international news will be delivered by our foreign correspondent, live and naked in Tangier."
Tags: news, international, foreign, news anchor, correspondent, reporter, journalism, africa

Cartoon #205

Caption: "Famous Straws of History"
Tags: museum, straw, idiom

Cartoon #204

Caption: "The silent treatment--that's your answer to everything!"
Tags: dogs, animals, pets, argument

Cartoon #203

Caption: "I don't get it--it's okay for him to drive, but when I try to take the wheel all hell breaks loose."
Tags: dogs, animals, pets, cars, driving

Cartoon #202

Caption: "The only greenhouse gas emissions I'm interested in reducing are those of my wife and dog."
Tags: environment, eco, climate change, energy, global warming, gas emissions, green

Cartoon #201

Caption: (Dubious Green Products)
Tags: environment, eco, climate change, energy, global warming

Cartoon #200

Caption: "I just got the new princess app!"
Tags: children, baby, babies, kids, iphone, apple, applications, apps, computers, internet, princess

Cartoon #199

Caption: "Where's the milk provision?"
Tags: children, baby, babies, kids, health reform, milk, politics

Cartoon #198

Caption: "Good work, Dennis--you may lift your seat another inch."
Tags: business, office, meeting, chair

Cartoon #197

Caption: "I've measure your carbon footprint, and frankly, it's not small enough for me."
Tags: relationship, environment, climate, climate change, global warming

Cartoon #196

Caption: "I'm in for four years too, but I presume your contract is in human years."
Tags: military, army, navy, dogs, bulldog, usmc, marines

Cartoon #195

Caption: (Soldier is rappelling down an obstacle wall and finds another soldier sleeping in a climber's tent.)
Tags: military, army, navy, marines, usmc, obstacle course, mountain climbing, climbing, tent, rappelling

Cartoon #194

Caption: (Bulldog wears triangular cover, caption reads: "Stealth.")
Tags: military, dogs, bulldog, usmc, marines, stealth

Cartoon #193

Caption: (Man on desert island holds sign: "Update My Status!")
Tags: desert island, status, facebook, twitter, internet

Cartoon #192

Caption: "He must be from OCS."
Tags: military, dogs, bulldog, usmc, marines, officer, officer candidate school

Cartoon #191

Caption: "Does that new recruit seem odd to you too?"
Tags: military, dogs, bulldog, usmc, marines

Cartoon #190

Caption: (Bulldog urinating on fire hydrant, with caption: "Hind salute!")
Tags: military, dogs, bulldog, usmc, marines, salute, fire hydrant

Cartoon #189

Caption: "I said it's chow time, not chow chow time!"
Tags: dogs, animals, pets, bulldog, chow chow, military, marines, usmc

Cartoon #188

Caption: (USMC Bulldog stands next to Troupes de Marine Spanish Bulldog.)
Tags: military, dogs, bulldog, usmc, marines

Cartoon #187

Caption: "We decorated with smaller rocks to make the space appear bigger."
Tags: furniture, decoration, interior design, home, apartment

Cartoon #186

Caption: "Do you have this in vente?"
Tags: shopping, starbucks, coffee

Cartoon #185

Caption: "She's a vegan."
Tags: dung beetle, insects, vegetarian, vegan, food, eating

Cartoon #184

Caption: (A mother is carrying her baby and both are drinking coffee.)
Tags: parenting, mother, baby, children, coffee

Cartoon #183

Caption: "Honey don't worry--Vito's gay!"
Tags: marriage, cheating, adultery, cheating wife, gay

Cartoon #182

Caption: (Man sitting on the street holds sign: "Feed the Homely.")
Tags: homeless, homely, poor, beggar

Cartoon #181

Caption: "As you can see, this exam will count for a large part of your grade."
Tags: school, education, college, test, exam, professor, teaching

Cartoon #180

Caption: "Of course it's the same as people food--what else could it be?"
Tags: dogs, animals, food, pets

Cartoon #179

Caption: "So that's 271 votes for 'Plymouth' and one vote for 'Bobsylvania'--nice try Bob."
Tags: plymouth, pilgrims, voting, mayflower

Cartoon #178

Caption: "I find that turning off the lights in my office saves energy and makes it a hellava lot easier to take a nap!"
Tags: business, office, sleeping, napping, environment, energy saving

Cartoon #177

Caption: "What's this 'Killer' app?"
Tags: iphone, apple, mac, killer, internet

Cartoon #176

Caption: "The Twitter Laptop"
Tags: twitter, laptop, computers, internet

Cartoon #175

Caption: "I see that all your personal references are dead--excellent."
Tags: hiring, human resources, business, office, work, interview, assassins, hitmen

Cartoon #174

Caption: (Messenger pigeon inside a bottle. Caption reads: "Redundancy.")
Tags: birds, pigeons, messenger, message in a bottle

Cartoon #173

Caption: "Frank learned the hard way that when Tiffany Kuwolsky wrote 'K.I.T.' in his yearbook, she didn't actually mean it."
Tags: school, reunion, yearbook, relationship, dating, friends

Cartoon #172

Caption: "The dangers of eating a salmon-rich diet."
Tags: traffic, driving, diet, food, fish, salmon

Cartoon #171

Caption: "Okay, so who was here first?"
Tags: chickens, animals, eggs, chicken or the egg, office, queues

Cartoon #170

Caption: (Crazy man holding up a sign: "Repent or Cherry!")
Tags: crazy, homeless, cherry, fruit, armageddon, end of the world, religion

Cartoon #169

Caption: "How does yours taste?"
Tags: insects, beetles, dung beetles, food, animals

Cartoon #168

Caption: (Birds pirched on a street lamp, alongside many birdhouses. Caption reads, "Gentrification.")
Tags: gentrification, urban, city, birds, pigeons, housing

Cartoon #167

Caption: "They give me a slimmer, longer look."
Tags: animals, zebras, fashion, weight, weight loss, stripes, dieting

Cartoon #166

Caption: "And for me it was between law school or being turned into dinner."
Tags: turkey, birds, animals, thanksgiving, law school

Cartoon #165

Caption: (Baby brings in Jeep toy to car dealership with banner that reads: "Cash for Clunkers.")
Tags: babies, children, cars, auto, jeep toy, cash for clunkers

Cartoon #164

Caption: (Turkey is holding sign that reads: "The End is Near."
Tags: turkey, birds, animals, thanksgiving, end of the world

Cartoon #163

Caption: "Who are you again?"
Tags: fish, memory, amnesia, marriage

Cartoon #162

Caption: (A turkey with a sign around its neck that reads: "Have swine flu.")
Tags: thanksgiving, turkey, swine flu, animals

Cartoon #161

Caption: (Ku Klux Klansman holds down his robe as he stands over a street grate.))
Tags: marylin monroe, ku klux klan, kkk, racist, racism

Cartoon #160

Caption: "Is it true that you do it through a sheet?"
Tags: adult, sex, rabbi, judaism, jewish, kkk, ku klux klan, racist, racism

Cartoon #159

Caption: "He caught bedbugs."
Tags: halloween, bedbugs, kkk, ku klux klan, racism, racist

Cartoon #158

Caption: "... And you first met this guy in real life? How do you know he's not some homicidal maniac?"
Tags: relationship, dating, boyfriend, girlfriend

Cartoon #157

Caption: "Cake is inside."
Tags: jail, prison, prisoners, criminals, prison escape, cake, dynamite

Cartoon #156

Caption: (Three photographers pass each other, each with a bigger camera than the one before.)
Tags: photography, photographers, cameras, slr

Cartoon #155

Caption: (Hermit crab approaches shell and sees a parking violation ticket at the entrance.)
Tags: animals, fish, crabs, ocean, beach, driving, parking ticket

Cartoon #154

Caption: "All clear!"
Tags: birds, animals, pigeons, city, security, body guards, cia

Cartoon #153

Caption: "A good warrior, Thompson, must be able to adapt to his surroundings!"
Tags: military, marines, army, war, soldiers, iraq, afghanistan

Cartoon #152

Caption: "I don't know but I've been told, look both ways to cross the road!"
Tags: ducks, chicks, chicklets, animals, birds, marines, military, marching, cadence

Cartoon #151

Caption: "Cover me, Johnson--I've gotta tweet this!"
Tags: military, marines, army, twitter, battle, war, internet

Cartoon #150

Caption: "Whatever"
Tags: washington nationals, baseball, sports, washington dc

Cartoon #149

Caption: (Street musician has sign: "Tips." Businessman has sign: "Bonuses.")
Tags: recession, music, street musician, guitar, business, bankruptcy, economy, money

Cartoon #148

Caption: "There goes the neighborhood."
Tags: birds, animals, pigeons, bats, racism

Cartoon #147

Caption: (Birds perched on a street lamp with designated handicap space.)
Tags: birds, animals, pigeons, city, parking, handicap

Cartoon #146

Caption: (Pedestrian traffic light displays: "Don't Walk," "Sure, give it a shot.")
Tags: traffic light, pedestrians, street, city

Cartoon #145

Caption: "Do you twitter?"
Tags: birds, urban, city, twitter, pigeons, computers, internet

Cartoon #144

Caption: "I can't go when you're looking."
Tags: birds, animals, toilets, bathrooms, city, urban, pigeons

Cartoon #143

Caption: (Pigeons perched on a street lamp, with a roll of toilet paper nearby.)
Tags: pigeons, birds, animals, city, urban, toilets, bathrooms

Cartoon #142

Caption: "OK, it's agreed then--our Corporate Sustainability Committee will be replaced by a Corporate Survival Committee."
Tags: business, recession, environment, office, meeting

Cartoon #141

Caption: "I'm dealing with the usual spring allergies to my wife."
Tags: marriage, relationship, allergies

Cartoon #140

Caption: "So a house salad for the lady, and for the gentleman, whatever has fallen on the floor."
Tags: restaurant, dining, animals, pets, dogs, dates, dinner, waiter

Cartoon #139

Caption: (Unpopular Magazines: Sports Injuries, Modern Plowing, Second-Hand Men's Clothing Monthly, Mildew World, Drunk Life.)
Tags: magazines, journals, reading, publishing, sports, gardening, drinking

Cartoon #138

Caption: "The problem with your dog, ma'am, is that it's a cat."
Tags: animals, cats, doctors, veterinarians, vets, dogs, pets

Cartoon #137

Caption: (Building has sign: "Tiny Tots Daycare." A smaller sign says "Night Deposit.")
Tags: children, babies, daycare, school

Cartoon #136

Caption: (Mouse is standing on a sidewalk, holding sign: "Will work for cheese.")
Tags: business, work, recession, poverty, poor, mouse, animals, mice, homeless

Cartoon #135

Caption: "I broke up with Henry, but I'm dating his avatar."
Tags: dating, relationship, internet

Cartoon #134

Caption: "Good morning! A fog of uncertainty will settle over Washington this afternoon, as the budget debate continues. In the southeast, a storm of foreclosures is expected to move in after midnight while there's no end in sight to the fiscal drought on the West
Tags: money, recession, weather, news, news anchor, television, recession, budget, politics

Cartoon #133

Caption: "I'm working on a milk app."
Tags: babies, children, ipod, iphone, apple, programming

Cartoon #132

Caption: "I can see the future, and it includes acne, divorce and more diapers."
Tags: babies, children, psychic, crystal ball, future, aging

Cartoon #131

Caption: (Sign on baby's playpen reads: "Bank Foreclosure.")
Tags: business, money, recession, banks, babies, children, bankruptcy, foreclosure

Cartoon #130

Caption: (Newsstand has signs: "Lottery Tickets," "Bank Assets.")
Tags: money, business, recession, banks

Cartoon #129

Caption: "That isn't dark matter, sir--you just forgot to take off the lens cap."
Tags: astronomy, cosmology, science, space, telescope, stars

Cartoon #128

Caption: "Care to expand on your new idea?"
Tags: business, money, office, presentation, marketing

Cartoon #127

Caption: "Did you come home drunk last night?"
Tags: navy, military, ships, sailors, drinking, alcohol, relationship, drinking and driving

Cartoon #126

Caption: "Sorry ladies--we have mandatory weight limit restrictions for shopping here."
Tags: weight loss, fat, shopping, mall security, overweight, obesity

Cartoon #125

Caption: Bank President Commemorative Stamps
Tags: money, business, banks, presidents, commemorative stamps

Cartoon #124

Caption: "His stimulus package is nothing to brag about--I should know."
Tags: money, business, economy, stimulus package, recession, sex, adult

Cartoon #123

Caption: "The Shifting Flesh of Time"
Tags: aging, obesity, wrinkles, sagging, pot belly, spare tire

Cartoon #122

Caption: "What appointment? I thought you would know."
Tags: psychic, crystal ball, tarot cards, palm readings, appointments

Cartoon #121

Caption: "Couldn't you think of anything better to buy with your tax refund?"
Tags: taxes, tax refund, money, marriage, spending

Cartoon #120

Caption: (Sign reads: "Welcome to Pineville. Enjoy our scenic views!")
Tags: advertising, business, traveling, driving, road signs, cars, marketing

Cartoon #119

Caption: "Yeah, a lot of people are surprised to find out that saying 'frickin' is just as bad."
Tags: hell, devil, satan, cursing, swearing, death

Cartoon #118

Caption: "Oh yeah? Well I'm Jack Marvin and I say you'll have to make an appointment with my secretary!"
Tags: death, business, grim reaper

Cartoon #117

Caption: "So, this is where they make the postcards?"
Tags: love, romance, nature, relationship, park

Cartoon #116

Caption: "I'm working with my therapist on toilet-training trauma."
Tags: babies, children, kids, toilet training, bathroom, parenting, psychology, therapy

Cartoon #115

Caption: "I've decided to diversify my assets."
Tags: business, money, marriage, stocks, wall street

Cartoon #114

Caption: "Well you're no knight in shining armor, but this is good enough!"
Tags: chivalry, love, romance, relationship, knight in shining armor, pony express, mail, horses

Cartoon #113

Caption: "Oh... Then which button turns on the wipers?"
Tags: military, airplanes, bombing, war, flying, air force, pilots

Cartoon #112

Caption: "I have lots of opinions about things I don't know about. I deal with derivatives."
Tags: business, wall street, stocks, derivatives, money

Cartoon #111

Caption: "Your room will be ready shortly. They're almost finished dusting for prints."
Tags: hotels, inns, traveling, tourists, investigation, fingerprints

Cartoon #110

Caption: "Hey, Greg! That one looks just like you!"
Tags: animals, monkeys, zoo

Cartoon #109

Caption: "If he'd stopped smoking 20 years ago, he'd be alive today--She never saw a piece of cheesecake she didn't like."
Tags: headstone, cemetery, death, relationship, marriage, smoking, eating

Cartoon #108

Caption: "Couldn't bear to see her son marry that shikse, and would it have killed her daughter to dress nice and put on a little makeup sometimes?"
Tags: death, family, marriage, children, parents, parenting, jewish, cemetery, headstone

Cartoon #107

Caption: (no caption)
Tags: coffee, new york city, business, street, uptight

Cartoon #106

Caption: "No, I've never seen him before either."
Tags: birds, animals, airplanes, flying

Cartoon #105

Caption: "This can't be right. Your chart shows you're not smoking enough!"
Tags: doctors, medical, smoking, health

Cartoon #104

Caption: "I have a confession to make. Worthington & Associates International Incorporated is just me and my dog."
Tags: business, office, dogs, pets, money

Cartoon #103

Caption: (Two tombstones read: "Beloved Wife," "Beloved Husband.")
Tags: death, cemetary, tombstones, marriage, relationship, family

Cartoon #102

Caption: Police Blotter (Cotters Corner, Kansas)
Tags: kansas, police, church, rural

Cartoon #101

Caption: "She rebalanced her portfolio and I didn't make the cut."
Tags: economy, business, recession, money, bar, drinking, relationship, dating

Cartoon #100

Caption: (no caption)
Tags: winter, weather, coffee, hot, cold

Cartoon #99

Caption: "Yes, I'm being vetted this week."
Tags: babies, children, kids, investigation, background check, vetting

Cartoon #98

Caption: "What do you mean you have plans this weekend?"
Tags: adam and eve, religion, bible, relationship, marriage, dating, garden of eden

, adult

Cartoon #97

Caption: "At least your mother can't stop by unannounced."
Tags: desert island, relationship, marriage, family

Cartoon #96

Caption: "I'm sorry, he can't be disturbed right now--he's rebalancing his portfolio."
Tags: economy, business, office, recession, drinking, pills

Cartoon #95

Caption: (Bathroom signs read: men, women, none of your damn business)
Tags: bathroom, privacy, secrets

Cartoon #94

Caption: "She claims she's only 4 months, but everyone knows she's at least 6."
Tags: babies, children, family, kids, aging, lying

Cartoon #93

Caption: "He called me an underperforming asset, and said I had to go!"
Tags: economy, stock market, money, relationship, family

Cartoon #92

Caption: (Two teens walking, saying: "Like, like, like! Like, like...")
Tags: teens, children, kids, language

Cartoon #91

Caption: "Your calculations were correct, sir... We're stuck in Nebraska."
Tags: navy, military, ships, nebraska

Cartoon #90

Caption: "And that is how my ex-wife's family descended from apes... Any questions?"
Tags: education, teacher, evolution, religion, professors, college, relationship, marriage, divorce

Cartoon #89

Caption: "Good try, caller four... Caller five, do you know where I left my keys?"
Tags: radio, keys, memory

Cartoon #88

Caption: "It really hurts my feelings when you change the play like that."
Tags: football, sports, coaching

Cartoon #87

Caption: "I'm really more interested in the big picture."
Tags: art, museums, painting, artist, gallery, couple, philosophy

Cartoon #86

Caption: Hot Yoga
Tags: exercise, yoga, fire, fitness, gym

Cartoon #85

Caption: "She divorced him when she found out he wasn't recession-proof."
Tags: relationship, marriage, love, economy, money, business

Cartoon #84

Caption: "Excuse me, but did you just 'moo' when I turned around?"
Tags: animals, elephants, safari, cows

Cartoon #83

Caption: "It sure looks like human anguish to me."
Tags: art, artist, painting, drawing, depression

Cartoon #82

Caption: "Whoa, whoa, whoa--What did you say happens to me when I sting somebody?"
Tags: animals, insects, bees, death

Cartoon #81

Caption: "Easy Jim--The Waiter had no idea how you felt about cabbage."
Tags: restaurant, anger, fighting, food

Cartoon #80

Caption: "Yes, I've decided that sheep are the next big thing."
Tags: business, office, sheep, animals, marketing

Cartoon #79

Caption: "I lost the lottery."
Tags: poverty, rich, poor, homeless, lottery, money

Cartoon #78

Caption: "Lesson 22--No turns. I can't stress this one enough, people."
Tags: racing, driving, cars, education

Cartoon #77

Caption: "Well, no wonder... It's set on strobe."
Tags: lighthouse boating ships accident crash

Cartoon #76

Caption: "Just a good combing."
Tags: barber salon hair grooming style

Cartoon #75

Caption: "I don't care if it's your new job--I'm still calling you 'Barry.'"
Tags: relationship, jobs, superhero, costume, motivation, work

Cartoon #74

Caption: "Too bad we're not going to remember this."
Tags: babies, children, family, birthday, party, kids

Cartoon #73

Caption: "Yes, it does hurt to see you again, Bob. You're standing on my foot."
Tags: relationship, breakup, love

Cartoon #72

Caption: "Yes, you made your dislike of fetching very clear in paragraph four."
Tags: animals, dogs, fetching, contracts, pets

Cartoon #71

Caption: "I've got a terrible drinking problem—I can't stand the taste of liquor."
Tags: bar, liquor, drinking, alcoholics, beer

Cartoon #70

Caption: "It's something with her knee... There's no time for questions, damnit! We must get there!!!"
Tags: doctors, medical, injury, relationship, health