Bwagaga!

#66

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:04:00 +0000

Missed calls: Father (1), Bro (2), Mother (39). Bwagaga!

#65

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 15:19:00 +0000

(W)

At last I and my boyfriend could meet for sex, I showed him striptease. At the end of the show I got applauds not only from my partner, but from spectators beside the window on the balcony of another house as well. Bwagaga!

#64

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 07 Oct 2010 16:53:00 +0000

(W)

I was taking out my things out of the laundry and I found that my cat pooed there! Bwagaga

#63

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 15:46:00 +0000

(M)

I received an SMS from my wife that she wanted to break up with me. One moment later I got "sorry, wrong number..." Bwagaga!

#62

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 16:16:00 +0000

(M)

I tried to produce home brewed beer. At the end after so many days I got very good absolutely alcohol-free laxative. Bwagaga!

#61

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 14:18:00 +0000

(W)

I was driving home and on my way home I got a flat tire. I got out of the car to check it. I realized that I locked the car, the keys were inside! I couldn't call for help since my phone was in the car, too.

#60

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:20:00 +0000

(M)

After I got in my car at a park, a man knocked on my window. I really got afraid and hit the gas, accidentally hitting another car. That man wanted to return my cell-phone that I dropped.

#59

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:23:00 +0000

(W)
I found out who's been taking and wearing my sexy underwear all that time! It was my mother! Bwagaga!

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#58

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 02:36:00 +0000

(W)

I was trying to make a photo of flying pigeons for a magazine that I work for, but they did not manage to fly. I began waving my hands and chasing them to make them flying. Lazy pigeons run like hells. Bwagaga!

#57

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:36:00 +0000

(W)
It was night and I walked home in a dark street. A car stopped near me and I saw a driver. He pointed me by his finger to get closer. I was so afraid. Suddenly I realised that he used his finger to scratch something from the glass. Bwagaga!

#56

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 27 May 2010 06:13:00 +0000

(W)

My manager in the office announced: "I like to hear keyboard clicks, click-click... Keep working, girls!". She did not know that me and my girlfriend used IM-massenger. Bwagaga!

#55

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:08:00 +0000

(W)

Today, I got a call from a woman: “Hello, can I learn the name of your director, please? And what is his phone number?”. I said, that his name was Jack and the phone number is just the same that the caller was using. In a minute I got another call from the same woman, she asked “Can I here Jack, please?” Bwagaga!

#54

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Tue, 11 May 2010 11:53:00 +0000

(W)
On New Year's Day, while all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level another level on FarmVille. Bwagaga!

#53

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:16:00 +0000

(M)

One of the customers did a dirty trick as a revenge to the bank where I work. He or she hired a safe box and locked a raw fish in it. In a year we got a letter from the customer allowing us to open the safe box. We learnt what caused that terrible smell in the hall. Bwagaga!

#52

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:33:00 +0000

(M)

I picked up a shoe in a store to look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down. The people behind the counter started clapping. Bwagaga!

#51

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:26:00 +0000

(M)

I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. Bwagaga!

#50

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:43:00 +0000

(M)

I realised that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. Bwagaga!

#49

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:29:00 +0000

(W)

We had company over, and after dinner, I saw a package of gumballs sitting on the table. Figuring my brother had brought them, I took one and bit it. I got a bunch of weird looks. Turns out wasn't a gumball - it was a mini paintball. Bwagaga!

#48

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:26:00 +0000

(W)

I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". When the girl's boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring I started bawling. I was jealous of her "romantic relationship". Bwagaga!

#47

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:18:00 +0000

(W)

I found out that my mom had read my diary. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom, and what condition I was in at the time. Bwagaga!

#46

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:10:00 +0000

(W)

A week ago I drove three hours to surprise my boyfriend. He was not at home. He was three hours away, near my home, trying to surprise me. Bwagaga!

#45

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:29:00 +0000

It was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right and realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. Bwagaga!

#44

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:04:00 +0000

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. Bwagaga!

#43

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:45:00 +0000

(M)

I was playing an on-line computer game and got into a virtual fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from virtual games for threatening children. Bwagaga!

#42

noreply@blogger.com (Aussiebuck) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:47:00 +0000

(M)

You know, once, I learned that piss does conduct electricity. My accuracy was good enough to pinpoint an electric fence. Bwagaga!