Can't Stop laughing "

Driving Dog

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Sexy stripper

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Gags People Choice. Lemonade kids Very Funny.

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Wrong Side

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HotDog Parking

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Young Pervert

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Business Fart

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Ass Slap More

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Old Lady and a Knife

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Elderly Shoplifter

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:42:00 +0000

Funny Prostitute!

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:41:00 +0000

Head in the toilet prank - Just For Laughs

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:37:00 +0000

Hidden camera- Don Juan

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Hidden camera - Allien

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Hidden camera - Death

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just for laughs waterpark

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funny sports

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best funny accidents

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Cats Vs Dog

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Funny Cats

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Extreme funny humour

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:55:00 +0000

long neck..

feeding..

nice pet..

wtf!

nice BG :)

Amazing!

rofl

Hayop kayo mga lalaki =))

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:31:00 +0000

Hayop kayong mga lalaki

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of
person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you
can read it from bottom to the
top !!!!

*girls out there, thInK miLLiOn tImEs
bEfOrE gEttInG mArRiEd okay!!

10th Anniversary

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:24:00 +0000

Wife: Dear, anong regalo mo skin s 10th aniversary ntin?
Husband: dadalhin kta s Europe!
Wife:waw, ang sweet! Eh s 25th ntin?
Husband: Susunduin kta dun!

Intsik: Bili kayo panty. Pag sinuot ito, di kayo mabubuntis.
Babae: Bigyan mo ako 3.

3 months later, galit si babae:

Babae: Bakit ako nabuntis?
Intsik: Baka hinubad mo!

3 girls make paalam to Dad:

Girl1: dad, i'm goin out with PETE to EAT

G2: i'm goin out with LANCE to DANCE

G3: i'm goin out with REX to....

Dad: Ah, hinde!! dito ka lang!!

hehehe! marumi nasa isip nyo..............

Population policies of countries:

China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore: Stop at 2 children
Philippines: STOP AT 4 A.M.!

Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!

Husband: Parati na lang tayo away! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!

Wife: Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!

Husband: Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!

Wife: Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!

A couple placed an ad:
"Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."

Responded:
Yank: Keep trying!
Briton: Change doctor!
Aussie: Follow a special diet.
Indian: Practice Yoga!
Pinoy: LET ME TRY!

Pilosopong Technician

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:18:00 +0000

maagang nagbukas ng celshop si pedro(elfon tech) at ng biglang may dumating na isang bakla na custumer at agad nya binola,

pedro: hay ganda
bakla: hayin mo mukha mo!!!
pedro: aba agang aga ay mapapalaban pa ata(pabulong)
bakla:pede ko ba patinggnan ang celfon ko
pedro: titingnan ko lang ba? o yan natinggnan ko na
bakla:ay pilosopo
pedro anu kamo posporo
bakla:kase itong cel ko hindi marunong magbasa..
pedro: ah alam ko na po ang sira nyan
bakla:wow galing mo naman...anu?
pedro: 100 percent po ang celfon nyo ay bobo kase hindi marunong magbasa ha ha ha
bakla:itlog mko ha ha ha

Just For Laugh

yujames35@yahoo.com (Hard Disk) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:10:00 +0000

Nagtitipid
Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba, eh di nakakatipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.
Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw magaling sa kama, eh di nakatipid tayo ng 7500 sa driver!

Can you Fly?
In a petshop...
customer (talking to a parrot): "Hoy! can you speak ha? can u speak? BOBO!'....
Parrot: Yes, I can! Ikaw? Can u fly, ha? Can u fly? GAGO!

Goats! ay ghost pala...
Prof: who among you experienced having sex with a ghost??
Juan raised his hand...
Prof: Really?? how does it feel to hav sex with a ghost?
Juan: Ay pucha! Akala ko goats!!

Nanonood lang naman ako ah...
Nasa bubong ang sakristan, namboboso sa pari at madre.....
Madre: pano pag nabuntis ako??
Pari: bahala na ang nasa itaas!
Sakristan: Tang ina, bakit ako? Nanonood lang naman ako!

PINOY DIKSYONARYO
> Abuloy --- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang
> sakla.
> Akala ---- alam na alam daw.
> Aginaldo - inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sanakung
> pera
> na lang.
> Ama ------ pamilyadong gustong maging binata

> Bakasyon - sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
> Bakit ---- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
> Bakya ---- tsinelas na may takong.
> Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
> Bagoong -- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
> Baldado -- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
> Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
> Binata --- lalaking gustong maging ama
> Biyenan -- anay ng tahanan

> Kaaway --- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.'
> Kababata - dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
> Kabag ---- dighay at utot na naghalo sa tiyan.
> Kabayo --- hayop na sinasakyan Ng kalesa.
> Kabit ---- asawang nakatira sa iba
> Kalbo ---- gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.

> Dalaga ------ babaeng gustong maging ina.
> Dalaginding - dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
> Dighay --- Utot na lumabas sa bunganga.
> Dilim ---- liwanag na maitim.

> Ginang --- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
> Ginoo ---- asawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
> Gipit ---- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.

> Ha ------- sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan .
> Halakhak - tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
> Handaan -- magdamagan na Palakihan ng tiyan.
> Handog --- bigay na laging may kapalit.
> Hipo ----- haplos na may malisya.
> Hudas ---- tapat na manloloko.

> Ibon ------ hayop na lumalangoy sa Hangin.
> Imposible - pagtaas ng unano.
> Ina ------- pamilyadang gustong maging dalaga.
> Insulto --- walang hiyang biro.
> Isda ------ hayop na hindi Nalulunod.
> Itlog ----- pagkaing amoy utot
> Ita ------- negrong Pinoy.

> La -------- ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
> Lalawigan - syudad ng kahirapan.
> Langaw ---- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.

> Ma -------- tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
> Malusog --- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
> Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
> Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.... at bulsa.
> Mantika --- katas ng piniritong taba.
> Mayabang -- abusadong tanga.
> Maybahay -- dominanteng utusan sa bahay.

> Nanay ---- Ilaw ng tahanan
> Nakaw ----- hiram ng walang paalam
> Naku ------ ikli ng 'nanay ko, nanay na ako.'
> Nitso ----- bahay ng mga patay.
> Nobya ----- gelpren na laking probinsya.
> Ngalngal -- iyak ng walang ipen.
> Ngisi ----- tawang tulo-laway.
> Ngiti ----- tawang labas ipen.

> Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy tuta.
> Paaralan -- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
> Panata ---- dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
> Regla ----- masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.

> Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
> Sakristan - utusan ng pari.
> Sampal ---- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.

> Ta -------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
> Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga.
> Tatay ----- haligi ng tahanan

> Utot-------- Dighay na lumabas sa puwit
> Ulol ------- sobrang matalino
> Wala ------- salitang tagalog na minana ng mga ingles.
> Yaya -------- alaga ng ama ng inaalagaang bata.

> THE FOLLOWING - MOST OF YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN/READ BEFORE:
> Funny stuff only found in the good old Philippines. ..

> * Nakasulat sa pader:
> "MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG ANG UMIIHI DITO!"

> * along a highway in Pampanga:
> "WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
> * in a Baguio grocery:
> "FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

> * in Cubao:
> "NONE ID NOTHING ENTRY"
> * on a parking lot:
> "TAXI AND OUTSIDE CAR NOT ALLOWED"

> * along Luneta Boulevard:
> "BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD"

> * on Jeepney and Bus signs:
> "BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

> * on a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
> "WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS"

> * on a delivery truck:
> "NOT FOR HERE"

> * on window of a restaurant in Baguio:
> "WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

> * A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies' C.R. in a university:
> "PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN."

> * At a men's comfort room, above a urinal:
> "HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

> * at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
> "BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG"

> * somewhere along San Andres:
> "NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

> * vacant lot near Makati Ave.:
> "DON'T PARKING"

> * at an eatery in Cebu:
> "WE HAB SOPDRINK IN CAN AND IN BATOL!
> and this is the best of them all!!
> * on a building somewhere in the Philippines. ..
> "NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NG LABADA KUNG LINGGO"