<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609295226749781808</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2024 09:05:02 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>Nina Kimberly</category><title>Jeff's Random Thoughts</title><description>This is the part of the podio-sphere Where Jeff comes out and shares a random thought.</description><link>http://jeffsradomthoughts.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Jeffrey Hite)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:keywords>Random,Thoughts,Jeff,Hite,GreatHites</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>Daily Random Thoughts </itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>Daily Random Thoughts </itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:author>Jeffrey Hite</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>jeffrey.hite.gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Jeffrey Hite</itunes:name></itunes:owner><xhtml:meta content="noindex" name="robots" xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"/><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609295226749781808.post-6362069646046318529</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-15T06:35:25.360-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Nina Kimberly</category><title>Nina Kimberly Available in PDF</title><description>Great Hites is proud to be one of the few, the proud, the cool ones that is going to be offering &lt;a href="http://greathites.homedns.org/greathites/NinaKimberly_wrapd.pdf"&gt;Nina Kimberly The Merciless the PDF&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We unfortunately don't have Nina Kimberly the Flame Thrower.  We understand from her Marketing Department, that they have pulled that from the shelves for legal reasons.  We think that it is odd that she would do this, since she has a habit of lopping peoples heads off.  With all that aside;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy the PDF and even better go to amazon and buy a copy. Then you can have Nina Kimberly the Merciless in your hot little hands.</description><link>http://jeffsradomthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/05/nina-kimberly-available-in-pdf.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>jeffrey.hite.gmail.com (Jeffrey Hite)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609295226749781808.post-6813254103336837334</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-10T19:35:00.214-07:00</atom:updated><title>Random Thought # 9 Life on Mars</title><description>&lt;a href="http://greathites.homedns.org/random_thoughts/RandomThought_9.mp3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script language="JavaScript" src="http://greathites.homedns.org/player/audio-player/audio-player.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="left: 0.0166626px ! important; top: 0px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-008882522045853214 visible ontop" href="http://greathites.homedns.org/player/audio-player/player.swf"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;object id="audioplayer1" data="http://greathites.homedns.org/player/audio-player/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="24" width="290"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param value="http://greathites.homedns.org/player/audio-player/player.swf" name="movie"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param value="playerID=1&amp;amp;soundFile=http://greathites.homedns.org/random_thoughts/RandomThought_9.mp3" name="FlashVars"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param value="high" name="quality"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param value="false" name="menu"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param value="transparent" name="wmode"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><link>http://jeffsradomthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/03/random-thought-9-life-on-mars.html</link><thr:total>0</thr:total><author>jeffrey.hite.gmail.com (Jeffrey Hite)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609295226749781808.post-8003594335900851661</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-09T20:09:25.671-07:00</atom:updated><title>Random Thought # 8 Sour Cream</title><description>&lt;a href="http://greathites.homedns.org/random_thoughts/RandomThought_8.mp3"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script language="JavaScript" src="http://greathites.homedns.org/player/audio-player/audio-player.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="left: 0.0166626px ! 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