tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585Sat, 27 Feb 2010 21:40:27 +0000http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/noreply@blogger.com (Mike B)Blogger25125blogspot/lHhXhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1691642180804725902Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:08:00 +00002010-01-27T03:50:35.457-08:00BetMatthew CarrMongoloidpicsToday is the first day of bet number two with Matthew "Wanks With His Toes" Carr. The video forfeit ruined christmas in his house so hopefully this forfeit will leave him completely disowned and homeless (and in a perfect world he'd also end up bum raped in prison). Here are the rules. The Bet The bet is to see who can score the lowest rating on hotornot.com. The pic had to be of our own face.http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/01/hot-or-not-bet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1202213042125456589Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:26:00 +00002010-01-18T01:13:30.866-08:00BetMoustacheMatthew CarrpicsgayOn a drunken night out I had a bet with Matthew "Judas" Carr. He had about 4 millimeters of stubble on his face but I was clean shaven so I had to quickly grow a beard. I put on Die Hard and watched some terrorists get blown to shit for a couple of hours, by the time John McClain said "Yipeekayay Motherfucker" I had a full beard and the bet was on. Unless you're Burt Reynolds, Danny Trejo or http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/11/moustache-bet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7214278117685015136Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:04:00 +00002009-10-30T14:28:18.896-07:00tv licensecuntsbbcEvery month for the last 6 years I have received a threat from the aresholes at the BBC. Apparently, not having a TV license is a crime. As far as the TVL (TVLicensing) are concerned, there are people with TV Licenses and there are License dodging criminals.It's not a crime to not have a license. Nor is it a crime to ignore their ridiculous letters and demands. It is a crime however to harass andhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/07/fuck-tv-licence.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7339287645141319609Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:43:00 +00002009-06-16T07:43:38.622-07:00letterscammersemailpig fuckersWell my inbox is still being flooded with junk and I'm still replying to waste their time as much as they waste mine. I got this one the other day:My name is Mr. David Mark and I am a manager of one of the leading banks here in South Africa. I am seeking for your cooperation to present/front you as the beneficiary to one of our late client. Before his death he has in his account a total balance http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/06/fun-with-email-scammers-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7130226185920143307Fri, 08 May 2009 17:50:00 +00002009-05-08T11:41:12.985-07:00ListpornpicsparodiesHere are 20 more parodies--------------------------Dead Men Don't wear RubbersParody ofDead Men Don't wear PlaidAmerican Hair PieParody ofAmerican PieHairy TwatterParody ofHarry PotterPocahotassParody ofPocahontasCity of AnalsParody ofCity of AngelsPorn on the 4th of JulyParody ofBorn on the 4th of JulyThe Curious Taste of Benjamins BottomParody ofThe Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonBi-TanicParodyhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/05/greatest-porn-parodies-ever-part-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8899976626316324912Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:00:00 +00002009-04-16T04:28:12.803-07:00videoKarl PilkingtonquotesSo my stupid fucking laptop decided it didn't want to start up anymore. It finally got sick of looking at all of the freaks and midget porn, and it topped itself. It would get to the windows loading screen and I'd be greeted with the dreaded blue screen of death (my laptops suicide note). I blame Bill fucking Gates. If I bump into him I think I'll be forced to pull his nipples off. I had to http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/04/he-got-so-hot-his-lips-fell-off.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8078161052973188760Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:51:00 +00002009-04-01T01:49:12.851-07:00ListtattoosfunnyweirdpicsgaystrangeHere are 18 more tattoos that have amused me in some way. I have more so I might eventually do a part 3. In no particular order:Nazi UnicornBecause nothing says white power more than a racist unicornSlut Stamp1# Dick SuckaIt's good for hookers to take some pride in their workLawnmowerYou'd need a chainsaw to sort out Madonnas muffStorm Trooper Spanking Captain KirkCoin SlotBecause of the credit http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/04/funniestgayestweirdest-tattoos-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8094194538428413062Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:30:00 +00002009-04-16T02:52:23.988-07:00Listpublic transporthatechavscoffin dodgersIn no particular order:Old peopleWhen I'm giving up my seat for you, don't stand their stink-eyeing the shit out of me like you can't believe I actually had the cheek to sit there in the first place, even if it was before you got on the bus. And when someone gives up their seat it's polite to say thank you, not just roll your eyes at them then moan about it to the other coffin dodging old http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/8-things-i-hate-about-public-transport.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-9031213915105470238Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:44:00 +00002009-03-27T05:53:29.112-07:00letteremailballsagony auntdarren robinsonDear Agony AuntDarren Robinson hoovers his balls. It's true, I've seen it with my own eyes. I walked in and caught him doing it (it wasn't a henry hoover so I don't think he's a gay). He claims he was just vacuuming up some crumbs but I think he was doing it for the sexual thrill. Is this normal? I just use soap and water and I can safely say I've never had a problem with crumbs on my junk.I http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/email-to-online-agony-aunt-3-darrens.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-6625595142442322868Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:19:00 +00002009-04-16T02:53:18.416-07:00punktattoospicsgood charlottegaycelebsGood Charlotte are shit. They're nothing but a boy band with tattoos.Wearing your sisters eyeliner doesn't make you a punk. They're like the retarded kid from down the street who ties a scarf around his head and thinks he's a ninja.Here's a hint for you, it's not real music when your fan base is mainly made up of teenage girls. When you've got the same fans as the Backstreet Boys it's time to http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/good-charlotte-are-about-as-punk-as.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8629628033870351552Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:48:00 +00002009-04-16T02:51:20.744-07:00letteremailagony auntsharon fartsDear Agony AuntSharon and her kids farts all smell exactly the same. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever whiffed. It's like a cross between cheese slices, a dead tramps arse and month old eggs. I'm guessing it's something to do with their diet, I don't know what the hell they're eating. One time Sharon farted at my grans house and the dog died.A couple of days ago I was watching TV and I http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/email-to-online-agony-aunt-2-egg.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-76087357655339177Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:05:00 +00002009-04-16T02:53:56.195-07:00lettercuntsemailnpowerhatepig fuckersgayDear npowerWhy are you such a bunch of pig fucking, granny killing, poor people exploiting, money grubbing cunts?RegardsMike B---------------------------I sent this to their customer enquiries yesterday. I got the message "We may take a few days to respond as each enquiry is looked at individually. Your enquiry is important to us, so please allow us the time to properly address your individual http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/email-to-npower.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-5498824157034389584Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:42:00 +00002009-04-16T02:54:56.754-07:00videofannyhairy biffnakedhatepornpicsmadonnacelebsSo Madonna has left Guy Richie and gone back to America. What a fuckin' tragedy. It's just a pity she didn't take that useless bucket of spunk Paris Hilton with her. I've hated Madonna ever since the whole creepy lesbian thing she did with Shitney Spears. It was disgusting, it was like watching a kid smooch her grandmother. When you're that desperate for a bit of publicity that you're sucking http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/fuck-madonna-fuck-her-fake-accent-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-4707713231745322669Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:08:00 +00002009-03-23T01:33:44.711-07:00humourListparodyfunnypornpicsparodiesHere are 25 more awesome parodies. If you like these check out Part 1 and Part 2-----------------------------V For VaginaParody ofV For VendettaThe Gay TeamParody ofThe A-TeamNightmare on Dyke StreetParody ofNightmare on Elm StreetForeskin GumpParody ofForest GumpTales From the ClitParody ofTales From the CryptCliff BangerParody ofCliff HangerBattlestar OrgasmicaParody ofBattlestar GalacticaBlackhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/greatest-porn-parodies-ever-part-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-6783491001262831409Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:08:00 +00002009-04-16T02:55:33.999-07:00letterscammersemailfunnyretardspicsA few days ago I received this email. I decided to have some fun and mess with them a little bit. Deleting these emails every day is a waste of my time so I thought I'd waste theirs. I decided to see how weird I could get before they stopped replying to my emails.Here is the email exchange in full:___________________________________Dear friendMy name is Mr. Yan, I needed to contact you; it's due http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/fun-with-email-scammers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-776101567499083036Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:18:00 +00002009-04-16T02:56:46.989-07:00mermencocksvaginatattoosfunnyweirdpicsgaystrangebumholesThe TackleflyWhat's gayer than a butterfly tattoo? Nothing, you say? How about a pink butterfly? That's pretty gay right? Yeah, well what about a butterfly made of COCKS?! That's right. COCKS!Two Girls One CupIf you haven't seen this video yet then don't. You can never un-watch it.Anal StarfishThere are some fucked up people at BMEZINEStumpernailThis one is geniusBatman and RobinWe all suspected http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/funniestgayestweirdist-tattoos-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8878594543604577468Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:32:00 +00002009-04-21T02:34:39.547-07:00scientologyfresh princeListwill smithhatetom cruisepicsgaycelebsFresh Prince of Bell-EndThe thing I hate most about this talentless bucket of shit is his whole speaking loudly and gurning like a moron shtick. He doesn't seem to understand that just being loud isn't funny. When you say something it doesn't get any funnier just because you shout it. It also doesn't get any funnier if you nudge someone with your elbow, pull a stupid fucking face and say "yamean?http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/i-want-to-punch-will-smith-in-balls.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-3446632181987928988Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:28:00 +00002009-03-23T01:36:41.388-07:00humourListparodyfunnypornpicsparodiesPart 1, Part 3-------------------------------Here are 35 more awesome porn parodies.White Men Can't HumpParody of:White Men Can't JumpGeniusDawsons CrackParody of:Dawsons CreekProbably less gay than the originalCaddysnatchParody of:CaddyshackBeetlejismParody of:BeetlejuiceField of Wet DreamsParody of:Field of DreamsOnly Fools and ArsesParody of:Only Fools and HorsesBeverly Hills CockParody of:http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/greatest-porn-parodies-ever-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-5915037903727267118Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:56:00 +00002009-03-11T11:47:29.879-07:00All material written by me on this website is copyrighted.You may share, distribute and transmit any work on my blog under the following conditions:Attribution. You must acknowledge that the content you have used is from my blog and include a link back to the original content page.You may not republish the entire article/blog post on your site (even with attribution). Only excerpts of 100 words http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/copyright.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-3007142063608186804Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:11:00 +00002009-03-23T01:37:15.752-07:00ListparodyfunnypornpicsmovieparodiesPart 2, Part 3---------------------------Night of the Giving HeadParody of: Night of the Living Dead Genius!Big Trouble in Little VaginaParody of: Big Trouble in Little ChinaIt had to be doneEdward PenishandsParody of:Edward ScissorhandsNot just a guy wearing dildos on his fingers. He just has one huge cock where each hand should beForest HumpParody of: Forest GumpTagline:"My pants are like a boxhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/list-ot-greatest-porn-parodies-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7889596971687865889Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:23:00 +00002009-03-27T05:50:16.083-07:00letteremailbullyagony auntdarren robinsonDear Agony AuntDarren Robinson is a bully and he says he is going to do something to my wheelie bin to get at me. He knows I spent ages decorating that bin to make it the best on my street. I was going to call his mam and tell her on him but she probably wouldn't believe me because she's a cow bag.My brother said I should wait for him to touch it and then kick him in the nuts, but my mam said http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/email-i-sent-to-online-agony-aunt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-5054458812498676536Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:26:00 +00002009-02-25T09:02:43.129-08:00pullinghumourbastardsListrelationshipschicksguidefunnymyspace So someone posted a ridiculously gay bulletin on myspace all about how to treat your girl. Everybody knows that women prefer bastards so here's my guide to getting chicks. I've left the original answers [ in italics ] and then added my own. If you follow this guide and you're still not a fanny magnet you're probably a ginger and there's no hope for you. When she stares at your mouth[http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/complete-bastards-guide-to-pulling.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7340887578777878744Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:35:00 +00002009-04-16T02:58:35.040-07:00lloydstsbscammerscuntsemailhatepicspig fuckersbank chargesA while ago I decided to change banks. A week or so after I left LloydsTSB a DD payment came out of my account for £3. Rather than write to me and let me know about it, they decided to leave it and let the amount add up. By their crazy math a £3 overdraft became £150. The hairy faced, wonky eyed bint behind the bomb-proof glass just about managed to keep a straight face as she told me the http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/fuck-you-lloydstsb.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1891174193829769757Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:06:00 +00002009-03-23T01:38:56.450-07:00humouremailopen letterfunnypicsphill mitchellbbcDear whoever is in charge of the BBCI'm writing to you about a serious condition which conservative estimates say effects up to 10% of the license paying public. I'm talking of course about colour blindness. I cannot see the colour red, so imagine my surprise whilst watching Eastenders yesterday and seeing this when Phil Mitchell came on screen."What 10% of people see""An unedited photo of Phil http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/open-letter-to-bbc.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-6207928651658348684Sat, 14 Feb 2009 10:56:00 +00002009-02-14T04:13:44.438-08:00rulesmanlinessmanhumourvaginaListfunnyTo be a real man you must live by a complicated set of unwritten rules. I've decided to make it easier by listing as many as I can think of. This list will probably never be finished#1 - Bros before ho's (obviously)#2 - Men don't use moisturiser. When real men need to be moist they sweat#3 - Hair salons are for girls, real men go to a 90 year old barber with cataracts so bad he can't tell the http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/02/unwritten-man-rules.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)