tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585Sun, 27 Nov 2011 23:26:08 +0000Mongoloidrulesbollockscuntspig fuckersnpowerstrangebumholesbank chargeschickschavsBetfunnyretardsdarren robinsongood charlottescammerspunkfannytattoosGhostsrelationshipsvaginamanlinessbullyscientologypornfresh princeListMatthew Carrvideoemailtv licensetom cruisepublic transportmyspacenakedcelebsparodiesopen letterhairy biffpicsmangaycockslloydstsbguidewill smithpoliticsshithumourparodyagony aunthatebbcsharon fartsletterbastardsmoviemermenMoustachemadonnacoffin dodgersquotesKarl Pilkingtonpullingweirdballsphill mitchellThe place where I rant about pointless shithttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/noreply@blogger.com (Mike B)Blogger35125blogspot/lHhXhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1099330511363872927Wed, 27 Jul 2011 19:38:00 +00002011-07-27T16:20:36.596-07:00cuntsMongoloidhateretardsshitI haven't updated in a while since nothing has annoyed me enough to be worth talking about. Until yesterday... So a quick bit of back story, for 6 months of last year I paid emergency tax on my wages. After numerous phone calls to sort it out I was told it would be automatically refunded in April. It's now the end of July and I still haven't received any of it. Apparently even though they keep http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2011/07/fuck-call-centre-monkeys.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-2300992299310107264Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:24:00 +00002011-04-26T16:24:02.684-07:00open lettertom cruisecelebsDear Nicole Kidman Please stop making movies, your stupid ginger face annoys the shit out of me. If I'm walking through the town centre and your stupid down syndrome looking face appears on a poster I get so mad I could kick the beak right off a pidgeons face. If you had AIDS I'd work the rest of my life to find a cure just so I could show it to you on your death bed, right before I burned it http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2011/04/open-letter-to-nicole-kidman.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-2920995500378632550Thu, 06 Jan 2011 11:24:00 +00002011-01-06T03:25:05.907-08:00New blog is up My Shit Life. It's a journal and will be updated at least weekly. I'll still keep updating this one but my new site is basically about the day to day shit that just annoys the fuck out of me. It will chronicle how shit 2011 is. Ladies, put a towel down before you click that link and fellas, better get your wankerchiefs out because it's gonna get messy. Love Mike Bhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2011/01/new-blog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-4051837847756048679Fri, 12 Nov 2010 18:02:00 +00002010-11-12T10:27:43.616-08:00cuntschavsI've been reading a lot in the papers lately about the proposed overhaul to the benefits system. Apparently, there are a lot of people being paid a shitload of cash to sit on their lazy arses all day. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the unlucky, useless workshy cunts who are going to lose out on £1000s of unearned cash each year. How are they supposed to live if we pay them less to do fuck allhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/11/fuck-benefits-scroungers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-5829919479577322995Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:49:00 +00002011-08-30T16:56:10.199-07:00will smithshitmovieHere is my first ever movie review: I'd just like to say that right from the start of this piece of shit I was rooting for the bullies. To me this flick wasn't a feel good movie about the underdog overcoming adversity. It was the sad tale of an awesome bully who had everything but lost it all when the school fanny kicked his arse. The movie starts with Jaden and his mother moving to China forhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/09/karate-kid-sucks-massive-balls.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1185442932093065192Sat, 21 Aug 2010 11:02:00 +00002010-08-21T09:52:03.814-07:00tattoosretardsI watched the latest episode of LA Ink earlier and it annoyed me so much I wanted to punch myself in the balls. Kat Von D and the other worthless pieces of shit who work there need putting to sleep. The show is basically 40 minutes of drama with about 2 minutes of tattooing cut into it. Much the same way that American Idol/Britains Got Talent is 80% drama 5% singing and 15% Simon Cowell acting http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/08/la-ink-is-piece-of-shit.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-887633769640035662Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:43:00 +00002010-06-29T11:43:02.122-07:00scammersGhostsbollocksWell folks, I was recently invited to go on a night of ghost hunting. At the start of the night I was a die hard skeptic, a realist if you will. But by the end......well, you'll see. First, I'd just like to say that prior to doing this walk I didn't believe in ghosts, ESP, God, the Easter Bunny, contacting the dead, fortune reading, finding water using a bit of twig, EVP, remote viewing or any http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/06/my-night-of-ghost-hunting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-9161069889130682772Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:44:00 +00002010-06-22T03:44:11.350-07:00BetMatthew CarrAs most of you know, when I'm not kicking ass or taking names I'm usually nuts deep in my arch nemesis Matthew Carrs mother. Right up the old poo pipe. Matthew sent me a guest blog to post. So here you go Carr, we'll call it even. Mike B ------------------------------------- My Favourite Mental Images By Matthew "shits in his hand before he wanks with it" Carr I'd like to share some of my http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/06/matthews-guest-blog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1177658610523559511Sat, 01 May 2010 20:33:00 +00002010-05-01T16:41:31.858-07:00cuntsbastardspoliticsSo there's an election around the corner and I'm not even going to bother voting this year. There's no point whatsoever. Labour proved that voting in a new government promising a change just doesn't work. We're still going to get fucked, the only option we get is how much lube they'll use. "I've found a way to tax down syndrome and it makes my bum tickle" I'm sick of arseholes telling me I can'thttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/05/fuck-politics.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-9131984624170631241Sun, 04 Apr 2010 10:20:00 +00002010-04-04T03:20:47.392-07:00cuntsnpowerbullypig fuckersSo I got a bill from npower for £340.76. For one quarter. I'd paid £10 each week so I wouldn't get a huge bill this winter, without those payments it would have been closer to £500. For one quarter. £500 for one bastard quarter of electricity in a one bedroom appartment. Straight away I knew something was wrong because the bill came from the pig fuckers from npower. I checked and it was an http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/04/fuck-npower.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1691642180804725902Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:08:00 +00002010-04-02T17:05:47.134-07:00BetMatthew CarrMongoloidpicsToday is the first day of bet number two with Matthew "Wanks With His Toes" Carr. The video forfeit ruined christmas in his house so hopefully this forfeit will leave him completely disowned and homeless (and in a perfect world he'd also end up bum raped in prison). Here are the rules. The Bet The bet is to see who can score the lowest rating on hotornot.com. The pic had to be of our own face.http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2010/01/hot-or-not-bet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-1202213042125456589Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:26:00 +00002010-01-18T01:13:30.866-08:00BetMoustacheMatthew CarrpicsgayOn a drunken night out I had a bet with Matthew "Judas" Carr. He had about 4 millimeters of stubble on his face but I was clean shaven so I had to quickly grow a beard. I put on Die Hard and watched some terrorists get blown to shit for a couple of hours, by the time John McClain said "Yipeekayay Motherfucker" I had a full beard and the bet was on. Unless you're Burt Reynolds, Danny Trejo or http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/11/moustache-bet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7214278117685015136Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:04:00 +00002009-10-30T14:28:18.896-07:00tv licensecuntsbbcEvery month for the last 6 years I have received a threat from the aresholes at the BBC. Apparently, not having a TV license is a crime. As far as the TVL (TVLicensing) are concerned, there are people with TV Licenses and there are License dodging criminals.It's not a crime to not have a license. Nor is it a crime to ignore their ridiculous letters and demands. It is a crime however to harass andhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/07/fuck-tv-licence.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7339287645141319609Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:43:00 +00002009-06-16T07:43:38.622-07:00letterscammersemailpig fuckersWell my inbox is still being flooded with junk and I'm still replying to waste their time as much as they waste mine. I got this one the other day:My name is Mr. David Mark and I am a manager of one of the leading banks here in South Africa. I am seeking for your cooperation to present/front you as the beneficiary to one of our late client. Before his death he has in his account a total balance http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/06/fun-with-email-scammers-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-7130226185920143307Fri, 08 May 2009 17:50:00 +00002009-05-08T11:41:12.985-07:00ListpornpicsparodiesHere are 20 more parodies--------------------------Dead Men Don't wear RubbersParody ofDead Men Don't wear PlaidAmerican Hair PieParody ofAmerican PieHairy TwatterParody ofHarry PotterPocahotassParody ofPocahontasCity of AnalsParody ofCity of AngelsPorn on the 4th of JulyParody ofBorn on the 4th of JulyThe Curious Taste of Benjamins BottomParody ofThe Curious Case of Benjamin ButtonBi-TanicParodyhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/05/greatest-porn-parodies-ever-part-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8899976626316324912Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:00:00 +00002009-04-16T04:28:12.803-07:00videoKarl PilkingtonquotesSo my stupid fucking laptop decided it didn't want to start up anymore. It finally got sick of looking at all of the freaks and midget porn, and it topped itself. It would get to the windows loading screen and I'd be greeted with the dreaded blue screen of death (my laptops suicide note). I blame Bill fucking Gates. If I bump into him I think I'll be forced to pull his nipples off. I had to http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/04/he-got-so-hot-his-lips-fell-off.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8078161052973188760Wed, 01 Apr 2009 07:51:00 +00002009-04-01T01:49:12.851-07:00ListtattoosfunnyweirdpicsgaystrangeHere are 18 more tattoos that have amused me in some way. I have more so I might eventually do a part 3. In no particular order:Nazi UnicornBecause nothing says white power more than a racist unicornSlut Stamp1# Dick SuckaIt's good for hookers to take some pride in their workLawnmowerYou'd need a chainsaw to sort out Madonnas muffStorm Trooper Spanking Captain KirkCoin SlotBecause of the credit http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/04/funniestgayestweirdest-tattoos-ever.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8094194538428413062Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:30:00 +00002009-04-16T02:52:23.988-07:00Listpublic transporthatechavscoffin dodgersIn no particular order:Old peopleWhen I'm giving up my seat for you, don't stand their stink-eyeing the shit out of me like you can't believe I actually had the cheek to sit there in the first place, even if it was before you got on the bus. And when someone gives up their seat it's polite to say thank you, not just roll your eyes at them then moan about it to the other coffin dodging old http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/8-things-i-hate-about-public-transport.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-9031213915105470238Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:44:00 +00002009-03-27T05:53:29.112-07:00letteremailballsagony auntdarren robinsonDear Agony AuntDarren Robinson hoovers his balls. It's true, I've seen it with my own eyes. I walked in and caught him doing it (it wasn't a henry hoover so I don't think he's a gay). He claims he was just vacuuming up some crumbs but I think he was doing it for the sexual thrill. Is this normal? I just use soap and water and I can safely say I've never had a problem with crumbs on my junk.I http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/email-to-online-agony-aunt-3-darrens.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-6625595142442322868Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:19:00 +00002009-04-16T02:53:18.416-07:00punktattoospicsgood charlottegaycelebsGood Charlotte are shit. They're nothing but a boy band with tattoos.Wearing your sisters eyeliner doesn't make you a punk. They're like the retarded kid from down the street who ties a scarf around his head and thinks he's a ninja.Here's a hint for you, it's not real music when your fan base is mainly made up of teenage girls. When you've got the same fans as the Backstreet Boys it's time to http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/good-charlotte-are-about-as-punk-as.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-8629628033870351552Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:48:00 +00002009-04-16T02:51:20.744-07:00letteremailagony auntsharon fartsDear Agony AuntSharon and her kids farts all smell exactly the same. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever whiffed. It's like a cross between cheese slices, a dead tramps arse and month old eggs. I'm guessing it's something to do with their diet, I don't know what the hell they're eating. One time Sharon farted at my grans house and the dog died.A couple of days ago I was watching TV and I http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/email-to-online-agony-aunt-2-egg.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-76087357655339177Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:05:00 +00002009-04-16T02:53:56.195-07:00lettercuntsemailnpowerhatepig fuckersgayDear npowerWhy are you such a bunch of pig fucking, granny killing, poor people exploiting, money grubbing cunts?RegardsMike B---------------------------I sent this to their customer enquiries yesterday. I got the message "We may take a few days to respond as each enquiry is looked at individually. Your enquiry is important to us, so please allow us the time to properly address your individual http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/email-to-npower.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-5498824157034389584Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:42:00 +00002009-04-16T02:54:56.754-07:00videofannyhairy biffnakedhatepornpicsmadonnacelebsSo Madonna has left Guy Richie and gone back to America. What a fuckin' tragedy. It's just a pity she didn't take that useless bucket of spunk Paris Hilton with her. I've hated Madonna ever since the whole creepy lesbian thing she did with Shitney Spears. It was disgusting, it was like watching a kid smooch her grandmother. When you're that desperate for a bit of publicity that you're sucking http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/fuck-madonna-fuck-her-fake-accent-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-4707713231745322669Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:08:00 +00002009-03-23T01:33:44.711-07:00humourListparodyfunnypornpicsparodiesHere are 25 more awesome parodies. If you like these check out Part 1 and Part 2-----------------------------V For VaginaParody ofV For VendettaThe Gay TeamParody ofThe A-TeamNightmare on Dyke StreetParody ofNightmare on Elm StreetForeskin GumpParody ofForest GumpTales From the ClitParody ofTales From the CryptCliff BangerParody ofCliff HangerBattlestar OrgasmicaParody ofBattlestar GalacticaBlackhttp://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/greatest-porn-parodies-ever-part-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-859493420586714585.post-6783491001262831409Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:08:00 +00002009-04-16T02:55:33.999-07:00letterscammersemailfunnyretardspicsA few days ago I received this email. I decided to have some fun and mess with them a little bit. Deleting these emails every day is a waste of my time so I thought I'd waste theirs. I decided to see how weird I could get before they stopped replying to my emails.Here is the email exchange in full:___________________________________Dear friendMy name is Mr. Yan, I needed to contact you; it's due http://www.pullmyfuckingfinger.co.uk/2009/03/fun-with-email-scammers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Mike B)