My Day

6/18

2011-06-18T21:50:00.000-07:00

Only one week. "One week until what Alex?" you are probably asking. One week until I go to Hawaii! So, today, we went out and bought things to go along with us on the trip! We bought a camera and a few other things. Jeez, I am so tired right now. Pssst... Sorry. I am talking to myself. That is never a good sign. I am tired. So I am going to make this blog short and sweet. Today, along with preparing for Hawaii, we got an oil change. It was the most exciting part of my day! NOT! I wasted about two hours waiting for it. After that, I went shopping for groceries and then came home. It's that time of the day again! The joke of the day to be exact! Today's is: What do you call a policeman who never gets out of bed? An undercover cop! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Very funny...

6/17

2011-06-17T19:41:00.000-07:00

So, today brings me to my second official blog post! Those of you who are saying "NO. Wait a second! This is his third post. He is wrong!" Well a little tip. I said that this is an official post. My first was just a welcome post! Okay. So on to my day! Today, I decided that I would stay home from camp. My dad thinks that I went, so today, I will have my mom make grammatical and spelling corrections even though I think I got everything correct due to my grade in English. Ok (enough of talking to myself). So my day started out with breakfast (I bet you guessed it). I had just a plain bowl of blueberries. They were very sweet! I then watched TV for about 2 hours. Weekday television can be so boring. All of my favorite channels either have those long infomercials or little children's shows like Dora The Explorer. Dora Dora Dora The Explorer... I then went and played some video games. I played about 30 minutes of Call of Duty Black Ops and got a 10 kill streak! I owned those noobs! Excuse me for my language. I then played some Halo Wars and found out the best way to rush with the humans.Vultures! If you don't know what those are, you can probably look it up on the internet. And then, for the rest of the time, I played Fortress Craft for the rest of the time. This leads me to dinner. Pizza. If you didn't know, every Friday, we get pizza. Ooh! Italiano! Get ready! Get Set! Joke of the day!!! The joke for today is: a very funny joke! I fooled you. It is: What kind of pants does a ghost wear? Boo Jeans! There. Didn't that make you laugh so hard that your computer shattered and now you can't read this? Well if you are reading this, read the joke again!

6/16

2011-06-16T21:45:00.000-07:00

Summer is the best time of year! Right? Right! Ok. I am glad that we got that settled! Today, I went to camp. Camp can be boring or fun. Today was a mixture of both. I live in the freaking desert. It can get darn hot here. It was a high of 103 Degrees today. Here, in the desert, June is the hottest month. My advice, when it's hot outside, BRING COLD WATER. We were supplied water of course (it wasn't anywhere near torture), but it was warm and it was in the little tiny 1 ounce bottle (I am exaggerating). Bring a lot! After that we went inside and we watched the movie Surfs Up. This has got to be the funniest movie ever! I highly recommend it! The movie is animated if you are wondering! After that, we went and ate lunch. When my dad packs me lunch, it can be very dull. A sandwich, some fruit (yummy), some cookies, and a small Capri Sun. Whatever. I deal with it anyways! I then got picked up by my mom and we went home. Tonight was nice. We went to one of my favorite Italian restaurants. I had a small spaghetti with two meatballs, my sister ate ravioli, and my mom ate a small calzone. If you are asking yourself what a calzone is, it's bread filled with spaghetti. This now leads me to what I am typing right here. The joke for today is, wait. Let me go find one. Ok. The real one is: How do you confuse a moron? Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Wasn't that just the highlight of your day? I thought so!

Alex

My First Blog Entry. Exciting!

2011-06-16T21:17:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone that is reading this. My name is Alex and my blog is about my daily experiences in life. I will try my best to blog as much as possible. If I skip an entry, I sincerely apologize. Along with my day to day experiences, I will scavenge the internet for jokes and post one per entry on my blog. Here is the first one: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Now wasn't that funny! I hope my blog will be entertaining and informative. I hope you all will stay tuned for my next blog post which I should be posting in the next hour!

Thanks
Alex