Supercrank Metal Blog

Hilarious Black Metal Cough Drop Commercial

2014-10-20T13:35:00.001-04:00

Norway's trooist black metal band, Zyx, are having a hell of a time filming their latest brootal tune.

Iron Maiden Trooper Beer Is Here!

2013-03-12T13:47:00.000-04:00

Wow, Iron Maiden has finally introduced their very own brand of beer, appropriately named: "Trooper Beer"! Can't wait to try it out, hopefully it will be available in the USA. Many equally awesome metal bands have released their very own brews: Motorhead, with their own Bastard Lager Beer and AC-DC with their own German beer. who else?

T-Shirt Hell's Christmas T-Shirts!

2012-11-28T14:44:00.001-05:00

Check out t-shirt hell's Christmas tees, skip the lame department store tees

and grab one of these!

Introducing The Burzum Clothes Line!

2012-11-27T13:53:00.000-05:00

What more clues does one need to sense metal genre's slow death, is it the daily subjection of rap and hip/hop everywhere you go? could it be the so called heavy metal fans wearing jayz tees instead of exodus tees? or is it this joke article regarding 'Burzum's new clothes line'?

Burzum's Clothing Line?

New Alchemy Gothic Catalogs!

2012-10-11T10:03:00.001-04:00

The new Alchemy Gothic catalogs 35 anniversary edition, features 4 catalogs in one! includes Alchemy Gothic, Metal Wear, UL13 and Alchemy Empire, 70+ pages of awesome stuff!

Black Metal Fedex Commercial

2012-08-10T12:31:00.004-04:00

Hilarious Fedex commercial features a composite Black Metal band relaxing, while their manager is in the midst of a publicity dilemma.

Black Metal Man Apple IOS Game

2012-08-05T01:43:00.000-04:00

The worlds first Black Metal game has just been unleashed on the IOS platform, the makers say "it maybe the most stressful, dark and intense game on the app store". that's great, and it's only .99 cents.

get it now: Black Metal Man

Add A Custom Name To Your TShirt Hell Support Our Troops T-Shirt

2012-07-10T22:17:00.000-04:00

Now at TShirt Hell add a custom name to your Support Our Troops t-shirt. there are 100 available, get it now before it's too late!

Male Names

Female Names

Memorial Day T-Shirt Sale!

2012-05-27T13:34:00.000-04:00

This Memorial Day, All black metal t-shirts are on sale for $9.99, poster flags $9.99. sale ends soon!

Memorial Day Sale!

Alchemy Gothic 2012 Year of the Dragon Calendar

2011-12-01T18:52:00.001-05:00

Alchemy Gothic The Year of the Dragon 2012 Calendar

The 2012 Alchemy Gothic Calendar is out now, Get yours now!

ICED EARTH Dystopia T-Shirt!

2011-11-11T01:30:00.000-05:00

Victory Records - Biggest Backlash in Music History

2011-05-18T17:52:00.001-04:00

If you were the biggest crabcore music factory churning out regurgitated garbage day after day, would it surprise you if your biggest fans suddenly said, ENOUGH!

Yes, we are talking about Victory Records and their newest crabcorian artist Design the Skyline who are on their way to receiving the biggest backlash since bieber and rebecca black!

backlash!

Obama Bin Laden - Got Him T-Shirt

2011-05-02T13:08:00.000-04:00

Celebrate the death of this notorious terrorist scumbag, by wearing an awesome T-Shirt hell Osama bin Laden is dead t-shirt!

Sweden's Ghost

2011-04-26T21:14:00.000-04:00

Ghost is a black metal band from Sweden, they like to play satanic songs, their singer looks like an evil pope. so the only thing you need to do is: buy the Opus Eponymous t-shirt right now. M/L/XL

Death Spirit Crusher Video

2010-12-13T23:59:00.000-05:00

Death Spirit Crusher Live Concert Video

We Wish You a Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year!

2010-12-13T12:58:00.000-05:00

"We Wish You a Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year" is 11 Heavy Metal songs for Xmas, performed by some of the best metal musicians in metal! if you want the whole album buy it at Amazon

Map of Metal

2010-12-05T01:08:00.000-05:00

If you ever get lost in the sea of metal, the map of metal will help you find your way! follow the threads to see how genres relate.

The Map of Metal! \m/

T-Shirt Hell's "Only 10% Off?" Sale!

2010-11-22T15:14:00.001-05:00

T-Shirt hell is having a 10% off sale right now, go check it out. last chance to get some of their designs too.

Helloween's Are You Metal? Video

2010-11-19T17:03:00.000-05:00

With the world's economy down, scenesters, emo, screamo, hip-hop and various crap music genres darkening the skys above. In these dark days, and tough times ahead; would you stand the test of time, Are you metal?

from their new album "7 Sinners", Are You Metal Video:

helloween metal t-shirts

One Thousand Dollar Slayer T-Shirt On Ebay

2010-11-14T23:37:00.000-05:00

Want a vintage Slayer T-Shirt from 1983? look no further, ebay has one! With a buy it now price of $1, 062.50, this tee has the Screen Stars(remember them?) back in the day when tees were made of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. I remember those tees, I remember when they would shrink in the dryer and the plastisol ink would peel right off! Damn, did it look cool!

New Metal Merch!

2010-11-12T13:18:00.000-05:00

Just some of the new merchandise added to the store.

New Ensiferum poster flag!

Metal Studded Belt

Alchemy Gothic Omega Skull

Triptykon T-Shirts!

Alchemy Gothic Mortuo Ergo Sum T-Shirt

MegadethSlayer Anthrax Nassau Coliseum

2010-10-25T13:25:00.000-04:00

This was an awesome show, I had a blast and slayer killed it!

Watain Lawless Black Metal Darkness T-Shirts!

2010-10-25T12:53:00.000-04:00

Check out the new Watain lawless black metal darkness t-shirts, while not printed in blood, they're still awesome! One color macabre design is just too nice to pass up.

Watain Lawless Black Metal Darkness T-Shirt

IMMORTAL (Official) - "ALL SHALL FALL" music video HD

2010-09-03T16:12:00.000-04:00

Immortal's All Shall Fall video.

Slayer - Beauty Through Order Video

2010-06-26T22:34:00.000-04:00

New video off slayer's 'World Painted Blood' album: