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kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 04:14:00 +0000

Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy - sir ... haathi
Sir - nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai

Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi ...sahi jawab

Gabbar Singh

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:33:00 +0000

Gabbar: Kitne admi the?

Sambha: Sarkar do

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai?

Sambha: do ek ke baad aata hai.

Gabbar: Aur do k pehle?

Sambha: do k pehle ek aata hai

Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai?

Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata

Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate?

Sambha: do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai

Gabbar: do ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sunn kaminey, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai kaminey, chyavanpraash nahi....!!

Rajesh khanna in Anand

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 16:02:00 +0000

Small but big meaningful line said by Rajesh khanna in Anand,

"Babumoshay, Maut to sirf naam se badnam hai....

Warna Taklif to Zindagi hi deti hai.

Daru pilyawar ek manus kay bolto

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:31:00 +0000

Daru pilyawar friends che 10 famous dialogue..
1) Tu maza bhau aahes.
2) Gaadi mi chalavnar.
3) Me tula manto.
4) Mi kay yeda ahe ka..?
5) Asa samju nako ki me piun boltoy.
6) Atta sang konachi vat lau?
7) 1 Shevtchi sixty please.
8) Tu bol tula kay pahije?
9) Aaj ti asti tar hi halat nasti.
LAST & BEST DIALOGUE
10) udya pasun DARU band..

Daru pilyawar ek manus kay bolto

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:31:00 +0000

Daru pilyawar ek manus kay bolto

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:29:00 +0000

Interview of santa

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 29 May 2013 02:55:00 +0000

Banta at Microsoft Mumbai Office 4 an Interview -

Interviewer: Which r the 4 versions of Java ?

Banta : MarJava, MitJava, LutJava, Sadke Java!

Interviewer - Great !
Ata ghari java.

Social and personal issue

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 25 May 2013 14:49:00 +0000

Social and personal issue are different, but why do few peoples mix them, and make "salsa" which is useless in office.

Dada Kondke

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 24 May 2013 08:14:00 +0000

Dada Kondke made a movie:"Roz Meri Marlo"Sensor board objected.Dada told censor board that ye 3 heroine ki kahani hai: Rose, Mary & Marlo.
Board asked to change the sequence.He happily agreed & told the censor board: u can put their names in any sequence!U can Also
Try it!
Keep trying.

Bluetooth Device

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:00 +0000

All Husbands are like Bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is Away,
They automatically start searching new devices.

Goodbye

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 May 2013 10:33:00 +0000

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again......

Employee and boss

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:25:00 +0000

Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?

Boss:I am a lion at home too, but Goddess Durga sits on the lion there!

Aladin's lamp

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:20:00 +0000

husband: I found Aladin's lamp today..
wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much...did he do that??
husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on ZERO....

Types of wifes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 19 May 2013 14:14:00 +0000

How various marathi wifes fight with their respective husbands:

Pilot's wife: Jaast udu naka.

Teacher's wife: Mala shikau naka.

Painter's wife: Thobad rangvin.

Dhobi's wife: Changli dhuun kadin.

Actor's wife: natka karu naka

Dentist's wife: Daat todun haatat dein.

CA's wife: Hishobaat rahaa.

Engineer's wife:circuit kaadun haatat dein

Pandit's wife : kana khali ganpati kadhin

Daruwalychi wife : Ek khenchin ter sagli utrun jayeel.

1st tym in HISTORY

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:42:00 +0000

1st tym in HISTORY,
Sardar ne 1 Intelligent Sawal Pucha & Teacher Behosh.
Sawal-
BLACK is A Color,
WHITE is A Color
but
BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV .... why???

I met love, health, peace and joy,

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 15 May 2013 14:36:00 +0000

I met love, health, peace and joy, They need a permanent place to stay. I gave them ur adress hope arrived safely."Good Night".

When you Completely trust

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 15 May 2013 10:56:00 +0000

When you Completely trust a person, without any doubt, you'll automatically get one of two results, a FRIEND for life or a LESSON for life.

How some people manage to be positive in any condition

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 May 2013 10:37:00 +0000

How some people manage to be positive in any condition?

Many people refuse to face reality and try to block it out. Those that seem happy all the time,only fool themselves. You can try wearing a mask of deceit to appear happy.

Do you ever get tired of molding yourself

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 May 2013 10:36:00 +0000

Santy boy:Do you ever get tired of molding yourself to make other people comfortable?

intelligent boy: I tried making friends, but OMG I felt so retarded... I even had to go as far as buying Beats!god that was a stupid childhood decision!

Why a mirror image shows

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 May 2013 10:35:00 +0000

SANTA:Why a mirror image shows leftside right & rightside left but not upside down & downside up?

BANTA:It shows upside down also Please hold your mirror over your head you appear inverted ie. upside down.

Raat ne chadar samet li hai

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 14 May 2013 06:11:00 +0000

Raat ne chadar samet li hai,
Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai,
chalo utho aur thanks karo apne Bhagwan ko...
jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. Good Morning

full explanation of good morning

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 13 May 2013 14:57:00 +0000

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!

My mom won't allow me to buy an new HD TV

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 13 May 2013 10:24:00 +0000

SANTA: My mom won't allow me to buy an new HD TV ? Our TV is 11 years old and it has started to malfunction

BANTA: Seems u gotto do some trick. Ok, get some salt or salt water and try to spray it inside the tv, while its turned on. You can understand which side you need to focus more. So, make the old one really crap, so mom will start to tell you to get new TV.

Swami Vivekananda

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 11 May 2013 14:37:00 +0000

Arise, Awake And Wait Not Till The Goal Is Reached.
- Swami Vivekananda
Good Morning.

Classic insult

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 11 May 2013 03:57:00 +0000

Classic insult- At a dance party, Boy: will u dance wid me? Girl: main bache k saath nhi nachti.Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nhi tha k aap pregnant ho...