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You see it from the outside

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:36:00 +0000

You see it from the outside
You're running toward the wall
Swinging from your blind side
But you don't know me at all
I've been here too many times before
And your tears don't mean a thing
I only come when you scream, I told you

You always find a way, to hurt my pride

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:35:00 +0000

You always find a way, to hurt my pride
If I'm not cryin', you're not, satisfied
I don't know why you want to, hurt me so
If you're tryin' to break my heart,
You don't have very far to go

Welcome to our world,

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:34:00 +0000

Welcome to our world,
We are the wasted youth,
And we are the future too.
Welcome to our world,
We are the wasted youth,
And we are the future.

Let's get this party started
And rip the place apart.
Cut the brakes, text your mates
Let's tear this house apart

From the North, South, West and the East

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:33:00 +0000

From the North, South, West and the East
Standing in line to get the mark of the beast
Many are called, but there's a chosez few
I must remind myself I got a work to do
Go get your work clothes boys and girls
'Cause you've been chosen to save the world

Sometimes baby in your eyes

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:30:00 +0000

Sometimes baby in your eyes
Love is truely justified
When I hear you tellin' lies
I just wanna terorize
Making up is oh so good
Yeah we rock the neighbourhood
You and I are not to blame
Sometimes we just go insane

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:28:00 +0000

Candy on the beach, there's nothing better
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater
Some day soon I'll make you mine
Then I'll have candy all the time

saanson ko saanson mein Dhalne do zara

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:26:00 +0000

saanson ko saanson mein Dhalne do zara
silvaTen kahiin karvaTen kahiin
phail jaa'e kaajal bhii tera
nazaron meun ho guzarta hu'aa
khwaabon ka koii qaafila
jismon ko ruuhon ko jalne do zara
sharmon kaayaa ko machalne do zara
lamhon kii guzaarish hai yeh
paas aa jaa'e
hum hum tum
tum hum tum

hosh waalo ko khabar kya nind kya cheez hai.

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:25:00 +0000

hosh waalo ko khabar kya nind kya cheez hai.
rat ko dunti kizeye or batayye, nind kya cheez hai.
unse ummed kya kare, aaj jana nind ke jadugire kya cheez hai.

fool hai chand hai kya lagta hai.

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:22:00 +0000

fool hai chand hai kya lagta hai.
bheed main sabse juda lagta hai.
uske kulabat main aajab dure hai.
aadme hoke khud lagta hai.
fool hai chand hai kya lagta hai.

chanda suraj lakho tare hai jab tere he ye sare,

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:19:00 +0000

chanda suraj lakho tare hai jab tere he ye sare,
kiss bat per hote hai takrare.
kiche he lakyeri es jamepe panna kicho dekho.
bich me do dillo ke divare,
dunya main kahe bhe dard se koiiiii bhe.
tadpe to hum ko yaha pe aisas uske jakhmoka hoke.
aapne bhe DIL royeeeeee.

pyar tumhar humko jaan se payra hai,

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:11:00 +0000

pyar tumhar humko jaan se payra hai,
sadeyose tum hamari jan hai,
tumhari ek aada pe jiya dhadkta hai,
shayad ye lamha khuda me milan ko socha hai,

hawa sa tha woh,

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:05:00 +0000

hawa sa tha woh,
udate patanga sa tha woh,
be khude main dill ke pas tha woh,
pir bhe dill ko tod gaya.

love-jamana

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 11:02:00 +0000

agar tum miljao jamana chod denge,
bine tere hum ek pal na ge payenge,
tere dil main rahenge,
kudase bhe nahi tute, o rishta banayenge,
Tum mile to jindage ban jayege suhane,

Sawan

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:55:00 +0000

do dill aise milenge,
aaoge tun o sajana, angana fool khilenge,
kal rat ko hum milenge,
aagar tun na aaye to, barsega sawan.
or juda ho jayenge hum.

KHAWAB

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:47:00 +0000

Do pal ka tha khawabo karwa.
or feer chaldiye tum kaha tum kaha.
janu aab mahin hogeye hoon jawan.
to kab hoga milan hamara.....

SUNDAY

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:39:00 +0000

Sun arises when moon sets…
Moon arise when sun sets…
When Saturday goes….. Sunday comes up….
Spend your Happy Sunday with your family & not in the office…

Swapna

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:59:00 +0000

Swapn jithe sakar hote,
Jivan titech aakar ghete,
Jevha swpnatil kalpna ani kalpnetil swapn satyat utarte,
Tevach jivan kharya arthane paripurn hote.

JINDGI

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:49:00 +0000

Dil agar “CPU” hota to sabhi yaado ko save kar lete
Dimag me agar “ PRINTER” hota to khayaloon ka print out nikal dete
Dhadkan me agar “PEN DRIVE” hoti to jindgi ka back up le lete
Aankhon me jo “WEBCAM” hota to tasviron ko receive kar lete
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Kash
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“JINDGI” bhi 1 “COMPUTER” hoti to restart kar lete…….

JINDGI

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:49:00 +0000

Each drop of a Tear is Costly

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:42:00 +0000

Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes.

ek ladka ek ladki ko dekhta tha

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:39:00 +0000

ek ladka ek ladki ko dekhta tha
to ladki naqaab me hoti thi......
to ladka oseke naqab ko dekh ke kehta tha
e parda nashi parda hta .................
meri mohobat kabool kr jlwa dikha
...ladki bina jawab diye chli jati thi
ladka barha afsoos rehta tha
aur ek din osne kha ki
agr tune parda nhi othaya to
me khud khushi kr longa
ek din jab ladki gali se gujri
wo sacha ashiq ose nhi dikha
ladki ko barha afsoos hoya
kisi admi ne ose btaya ki
os ladke ne to khud khushi kr li
aur ladki oski kabar par gae
aur kehne lgi e mere sache ashiq
ae ho teri mazar pr
le mene apne mukh se parda hta diya
jee bhrke mera didar kr
to os kabar me se awaz ae
ya khuda ye kaisa tera insaf he
aj me parde me hoon aur wo benaqab hai................

Awesome

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:37:00 +0000

A Boy and a Girl were Playing Together,
The Boy had a Collection of Marbles..
and The Girl had some Sweets with Her..!

The Boy told the Girl that;
..."he will give Ger all His Marbles
In Exchange for Her Sweets.."

The Girl Agreed;
The Boy kept the biggest
and the most Beautiful Marble Aside;
and gave the Rest to the Girl..!
But The Girl gave Him all Her Sweets
as She had Promised..=)

That Night, the Girl Slept Peacefully,
But the Boy couldn't Sleep as He kept Wondering
If the Girl had Hidden some Sweets from Him
the Way He had Hidden His best Marble..=(

->Moral of the Story:
If you don't give your 100% in a Relationship,
you'll always keep Doubting;
If the Other Person has Given His/Her 100% !!

This is Applicable for any Relationship;
Give Ur 100% to Everything U do & Sleep Peacefully..!

Awesome

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:36:00 +0000

Boy Proposed A Girl,
She Rejected
...
...But He Wasn't SAD....!
Friends Asked Him: Don't U Have
Feelings?
You are not sad Y Y Y Y ?????
Boy: Why Should I B Sad?
I Lost the one Who Never Loved
Me..
But
She Lost the one Who Loved Her
The Most..!!

mast

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:35:00 +0000

NEVER get attached 2 anyone..attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments. Disappointment leads to anger. Anger leads to hate

Talk More With Someone

noreply@blogger.com (checksome) — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:34:00 +0000

Talk More With Someone
Who Makes U Hapyy..
But, Try To Talk Atleast
A few Minutes With Someone
Who Cant B Happy
Without You..