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Halloween Monsters Demotivational Poster

2011-10-29T08:26:00.000-07:00

Halloween Monsters Demotivational Poster The only day of the year that we can act like the monsters that we truly are Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Big, orange and scary Halloween pumpkin lantern, grining at you. Other Halloween demotivators See how happy Halloween demotivational poster can be with a Leprechaun and some nice Halloween bear demotivational poster. Don't be

Halloween Why Bother Demotivational Poster

2011-10-27T12:34:00.000-07:00

Halloween Demotivational Poster Why bother? Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Well it's that time of the year again when girls jumps in their Halloween sexy outfits and boys... Well, boys apparently don't even bother. The guy painted in blue - he is Smurf or WTF? Anyway - because it's Halloween I recommend you some free Halloween newsletter templates so you can email them to your

Osama Bin Laden Dead Demotivational Poster

2011-05-08T04:20:00.000-07:00

Osama Bin Laden Dead Coincidence Demotivational Poster Millions of PlayStation names and adresses stolen and Osama Bin Laden found and killed Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Call it whoopsie daisy, call it massive, global security fail, but still names, addresses and credit card information of half of the world was stolen from PlayStation Network. And couple of days later...

Face Demotivational Poster

2011-01-19T14:25:00.000-08:00

the face Demotivational Poster he didn't hit it Demotivational poster / demotivator description: This sexy chick in latex, Catwoman outfit surely likes cream flavor. Someone missed her face. No milk there. Demotivator related joke for adults: A little boy asked his mother:- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?- Don't even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you

Gemma Atkinson Demotivational Poster

2011-01-18T10:00:00.000-08:00

Gemma Atkinson Demotivational Poster Of course she's adopted Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Sexy Gemma Atkinson in the yellow bikini. Is she from the same family that Mr. Bean (Rowan atkinson)? She's just too sexy, it's genetically impossible. Demotivator related naghty joke: Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.-

Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster

2011-01-17T09:54:00.000-08:00

Jedi Squirrels Demotivational Poster Well shit... Now we're really fucked Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Have you ever wondered what would all those truly evil and mad squirrels do if they were given a chance to obtain and understand the wisdom of force? Right, like anyone cares. They wouldn't clean your backyard nor earn any money for you in a decent job. That's for sure. FU

56K Demotivational Poster

2011-01-16T09:44:00.000-08:00

56k demotivational poster I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Slow Internet connection - those times are finally over. If you can't pay for a decent Internet provider to download some nice sexy pictures than better move to old ASCII classics. Cheers! Demotivator related flawless joke: Caution - lame joke:Somewhere, in the Internet ether,

Hammertime Demotivational Poster

2011-01-11T12:41:00.000-08:00

Stop! Hammertime demotivational poster Demotivational poster / demotivator description: "I'm having so much fun! I'm just spinning around like in the old MC Hammer videoclip." - said North Korean soldier making excellent Hammer time moves.Seriously! Start to worry about the North Korea, guys. Demotivator related flawless joke: "President Bush said today we should be patient with North Korea and

Holocaust Demotivational Poster

2011-01-05T14:42:00.000-08:00

The Holocaust demotivational poster Pics or it didn't happened Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Yep, holocaust did happened - just look at the pics from World War II (abbreviated as WWII). Ask Jews and Hitler if you don't believe us, Mr. Harry Elmer Barnes and other who practice Holocaust denial. Demotivator related joke: Why don't Jews eat pork?The Torah prohibits

Terror Demotivational Poster

2011-01-04T13:02:00.000-08:00

Terror demotivational poster Now in bottles. And different flavors. Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Detergent called "Terror". Frankly, I might want to try the taste of Terror. Just for fun. What is more, I might even consider trying the taste of Disease or Manice. But I wouldn't be shocked if those beverages would deliver cancer in a short period of time ;) Demotivator related

Slavery Demotivational Poster

2011-01-02T09:29:00.000-08:00

Slavery It gets shit done Demotivational poster / demotivator description: That's right. Those unhumane ways and means brought effects very fast (look at those Egyptian pyramids!). People didn't have time to argue. Instead, they had to work, work, work - wait a sec.. doesn't that sound familiar? Demotivator related joke: Why don't black people go on cruises?Because they're not falling for that

Merry Christmas Demotivational Poster

2010-12-25T05:36:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas demotivational poster Look what Santa left me! Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Sexy chick in a sexy Santa Claus outfit under the Christmas tree. Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho! Demotivator related joke: - Knock Knock.- Who's there?- Mary.- Mary who?- Mary Christmas!Is there anyone who don't know this one yet?

Xmas Demotivational Poster

2010-12-19T06:17:00.000-08:00

xmas demotivational poster It's the season of giving Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Small dog putting a Christmas gift under a Christmas tree. If the dog owner loves dog poo he or she will be delighted. Demotivator related joke: Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their

Wikileaks Demotivational Poster

2010-12-10T09:48:00.000-08:00

wikileaks demotivational poster Because civilian casualties look even worse when they are revealed by someone else Demotivational poster / demotivator description: WikiLeaks logo. If you were born yesterday - WikiLeaks is a website made by Julien Assange who publish top secret documents from all over the world. Oh yeah, he saw what you did there so beware! This demotivational poster concerns

Parents Demotivational Poster

2010-11-16T13:05:00.001-08:00

parents demotivational poster they always know what is good for you Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Little and sweet baby... Bleh, babies are evil. This one is drinking canned beer and is going to smoke cigarette. One of the parents is going to light up it's cigarette. Parenthood at it's best - give your children alcohol and tobacco and they will grow healthy and strong.

Swedish Girls Demotivational Poster

2010-11-15T11:35:00.000-08:00

Swedish girls demotivational poster making British girls look ugly since 1428 Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Ten hot Swedish girls. Most of them are blonde All hail Technoviking (who stands there, in a disguise) because Sweden is such a great country. Definitely better than Great Britain (known also as GB, United Kingdom or UK) and British girls Demotivator related joke: Q:

Paranoia Demotivational Poster

2010-11-12T14:17:00.001-08:00

paranoia demotivational poster if it's not the American flag, it's probably a bomb Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Airport security guard scanning an old man on the mobility scooter. A little paranoia is nothing bad, huh? How about paranoid cats? Demotivator related joke: Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem? A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

Wizards Demotivational Poster

2010-11-11T15:24:00.001-08:00

wizards demotivational poster they know magic Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Hamster wizard (or maybe sorcerer - who knows) holding his magic wand. Behold the power of the magic! I wonder if he knows black magic as well? If we want to find out, we need to provoke him to use his magic skills - offend him or something... Come on! We have to know he isn't a warlock like Snape

Flashbangs Demotivational Poster

2010-11-09T11:19:00.000-08:00

flashbangs demotivational poster nobody's friend Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Big, white rectangle. That's it - end of story. If you play CS you know what does it mean. Personally I think that Counter-Strike computer game is boring. Demotivator related joke: Q: Why don't Counter-Strike players play Quake?A: Mammy won't let them.Hah, how about Halo or other computer games?

Clown Meat Demotivational Poster

2010-11-08T02:45:00.000-08:00

clown meat demotivational poster It tastes funny Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Smiling meat. I wanted to write something more but my head feels like a frisbee right now. Demotivator related joke: Girl Clown: Do you love me? Boy Clown: Yes, I love you. Girl Clown: But, do you really love me? Boy Clown: Yes, I really love you. Girl Clown: But, do you really, truly love me? Boy

Sad Pandas Demotivational Poster

2010-11-04T14:34:00.001-07:00

sad pandas demotivational poster just need a hug every now and then Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Another heartbreaking picture - the sad panda, which needs some love and sympathy. This panda already getting some love form man who is hugging it. Maybe this particular panda suffers from posttraumatic stress disorder after fight over the bamboo? Or maybe it was chasing trees

Longcat Demotivational Poster

2010-11-03T13:44:00.000-07:00

longcat demotivational poster didn't see the powerlines Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Awww, poor Longcat - he's hanging on the power lines and he's apparently dead. Electricity is dangerous and that's why you shouldn't put your fingers into power socket. But despite this is tragic situation, maybe after this accident Longcat become extremely powerful? Becoming ethereal

Sympathy Demotivational Poster

2010-11-02T13:22:00.000-07:00

sympathy demotivational poster You'll find it in the dictionary in between shit and syphilis. Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Very sad girl with a cellphone. How touching. But let face it - love hurts. Of course unless it's a beer love - then it hurts the day after and it's called hangover. To avoid any damage and hangover you an always choose a virtual love using dating

LSD Demotivational Poster

2010-11-01T10:12:00.000-07:00

LSD demotivational poster It's kicking in, Mabel! Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Two old and venerable ladies riding a car. One of them is holding the map. Both ladies are cheerful and they really looks like they were on LSD. The whole scene reminds me "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" - a Terry Gilliam's movie with Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro. Watch the trailer below and

Halloween Parties Demotivational Poster

2010-10-31T04:34:00.000-07:00

Halloween demotivational poster because Halloween parties are full of treats Demotivational poster / demotivator description: Scene from a Halloween party. There are two hot girls wearing a sexy Halloween outfits. One is dressed up for a sexy maiden and another is wearing leopard costume. They are on the Halloween party. Will you be partying hard tonight? Or you will spent Halloween on cemetery