World of Mayja

Hyperbole and a Half

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:27:00 +0000

Sheer genius. Enjoy!

Alot is better than you at everything

Epic Fail Marriage

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:26:00 +0000

This one is worth repeating. Enjoy!

see more Epic Fails

The Droid Eris

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 15:10:00 +0000

Now that I have the Droid Eris firmly in hand, I have been going application crazy. I invite all of you to recommend your favorite Android applications.

So far, I have picked up a few, such as:
Pandora
AndroBlogger
The Weather Channel
Swift
Facebook
Zedge
Astro File Manager
RingDroid
Keyring
Flixster

What am I missing?

Pants on the Ground

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:44:00 +0000

I need to share this one. I'm not an American Idol follower, but this is just catchy and funny. Enjoy!

Say YES to Michigan! and the Civil Service Commission!

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:57:00 +0000

It has happened - I got a job! Almost one year to the day of my layoff I will finally rejoin the workforce. With an unemployment rate of 20% in MI, it has been a long hard year of searching and all of that work has finally paid off.

Back in March, I submitted my resume and credentials on the MI.gov website. It wasn't until September when I received a call for a phone screen that eventually got me a panel interview. I had to take a few MS Office tests too. All in all, it was pretty easy and all of their questions were scripted.

This past Monday I received a phone call from a representative from the state's HR department. I had 24 hours to complete a drug screening if I wanted to be considered for an immediate opening. Plus, I had to get fingerprinted. Well, I was out of the house in 10 minutes and on my way to the Dept. of Health and Human Services to pick up my forms. In 24 hours, I was tested and printed.

They must have rushed the results of my test because I got called back today. The position is for an Assistant Payments Worker. I'll be reviewing cases to determine eligibility of benefits for state aid. I certainly can already relate to the customer experience. Now, it's time to see what happens on the other side. Orientation begins after Thanksgiving. Time to start getting up early again.

The UIA

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:14:00 +0000

Anyone who is unemployed knows who the UIA is (Unemployment Insurance Agency). In my state, I have to contact them every other week to collect my benefits. I have a specific time period to contact them, otherwise I could lose my benefits.

I requested access to the Internet reporting system and they had to mail me my password - not email - MAIL the password. By the time the letter arrived, the password had expired because there's a very short window when it will remain active for login. Brilliant. So I used the phone system instead.

Well, the phone system has been overwhelmed by the number of people calling every day. They've had some issues with it, and have had to do emergency repairs/system upgrades in the recent past.

In mid September, I called the system to report that I'm seeking work, haven't found a job, blah blah blah. I made sure the call completed and hung up. You have to wait a mandatory three business days before you can check to make sure your payment was processed. I waited and called to verify. They claimed that I never called the system as there was no record of my call, thus no check. And, to top it off, I was going to lose my benefits because I didn't contact them within my call-in timeframe. That's government for ya.

I filed a claim stating when I called and that I understand how the system works as I have been doing the same thing since January (omfg). I finally received a determination today - in November - in regards to my September claim. Since I failed to contact the system within the required timeframe, they are not going to give me my two weeks of benefits for mid September. Since they didn't think I was lying, they're not going to kick me off the system completely and they're going to allow me to finish collecting my final weeks of unemployment.

Can I protest this? Sure, I could. I'm debating if it will be worth the effort, paperwork and the hearing I'd have to attend. Plus, if they find that I'm still ineligible, I'd have to pay them fees for the hearing/lawyers/etc.

The best part about all of this is now they're also trying to make me pay back money I received the week after the two in question. This is obviously due to a clerical error as to when the ineligibility period ended. As I write this, I'm on hold with the UIA to discuss the errors of their ways.

I've been on hold for 45 minutes so far... wish me luck.

Death Star Pumpkin

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:24:00 +0000

I know... I've been slacking on my blog posts. Honestly, it's been frustrating lately. I've gone from totally energetic to blah during September. This is my favorite season of the year, and I'm bummed out. Not good. Time for cider and doughnuts at the usual orchard. That should bring some of the spirit back.

Plus, I need to start thinking about pumpkin carving! Last year, I won my office's pumpkin competition for carving a Death Star - check it out:

This sucker took two, 4 hour evenings to carve and a massive handcramp after each session. It was worth every minute. I'm not sure what I'll do this year, but it should be fun. If you have any suggestions, please feel free to post them here!

Burbank Interview

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 17:11:00 +0000

I know that many of you have been waiting to hear about my interview in Cali, and I apologize for the delay. Flying to and from Cali within a 24 hour period really kicks you in the head when it's over a 5 hour process each way.

Aramark booked me on US Air flights from Detroit to Phoenix and then Phoenix to Burbank. I didn't have to land in LAX, which was a relief. While making our approach to LA, you couldn't see the city at all due to all of the smoke from the fires. You could smell smoke in the plane! Freaky. When I finally got outside, the smoke hung heavily in the air. It burned your eyes if you stayed out too long, and people were holding tissues to their mouths. I was glad we'd be inside for most of the duration of my stay - not to mention it would be over 100 degrees that day.

Jack, the regional facilities director, picked me up at the airport. He has a firm handshake, a great smile and a good sense of humor. As we drive through Burbank, we pass by many of the large movie studio houses: Warner Brothers, Disney, Columbia and Universal, where we will be staying. We go immediately to the Burbank school district offices where Amy, the food services director, is waiting for us. Amy is the person with whom I would be working with on a daily basis. She's the one I need to win over the most.

Amy eagerly jumps up and gives me a handshake. She's all smiles and is very excited to start the day's agenda. Jack says he'll catch up with us later in the afternoon for a conference call and that I'll check-in to the Universal Hilton then.

Amy grabs her bag, hands me a badge and we're out the door. She wants to visit a couple of the Burbank schools so I can see what Aramark has done in terms of renovations and other changes. The conversation is immediately casual and we both start gabbing about my flights, weather in Detroit, and whether I have begun looking at apartments in Cali. I explained that I've only done a light search so far. Amy says, "Well, then I better take you around a bit and show you what I've found."

We visit a couple schools and I got a chance to meet the facility superviors in the kitchens (one middle and high school). What Aramark has done is nothing less than awesome. They repainted, reorganized, refurnished and remodeled these cafeterias. As a student, I would have loved to eat in there. Their marketing flyers were up as well, and you could get nutritional information on the day's menu. Nice.

Amy drives us around Burbank and Toluca Lake where she's been apartment hunting. Her husband and 13-year-old daughter will be staying in Tucson, AZ while she lives in an apartment and conducts a house hunt. For now, Amy's living out of the Universal Hilton and has been there for the last three weeks. My online searching has shown that I can find a single bedroom apartment with decent amenities and is a short commute to the office for about $1500/month. Not as bad as I had feared.

Finally, we get to the hotel. Wow! This place is high class all the way. My room is on the 17th floor facing due east. I can see the smoke from the fires across the mountain ridgeline, and I'm told I'll be able to see the actual flames at night. Eep! I can see all of the Universal lots and Universal City. As dusk set in, all of LA began to twinkle. Ahh, Hollywood.

The conference call is basically a repeat of questions mainly to see how consistent I am with my responses and also to see how I respond in person. Afterwards, we had appetizers and drinks while we laughed off the stress of the day. There were many 'off-the-record' comments about my demeanor and overall performance: they were really impressed.

They rushed me upstairs to get out of my suit and we headed off to Universal City for sushi at Wasabi. Over a few beers and a bunch of rolls, we laughed and really enjoyed each other's company. Amy even ran through a few of the ground fountains in a spontaneous child-like manner on the way back. Too funny. It must have felt great considering it was still 90 degrees at 10pm. I didn't get back to the hotel until 10:30pm.

Wednesday began with breakfast at 7am. The hotel had a feast available - anything, I mean ANYTHING you wanted, they had. I grabbed fresh fruit, smoked salmon, deviled eggs... omg it was SO good! Perfect food before a long day of flying. We all had breakfast together, but they had an 8:30am meeting they needed to prep so I had to say my goodbyes early. By 8:30am, I was sitting at the airport waiting to head home.

Everything has fallen into place thus far. The only thing that is holding me back from a decision (aside from an actual offer) is the salary. I still don't know what it is. I did ask about it, but apparently they're having difficulties figuring it out with HR. This week the other candidate will get the whirlwind tour. By next week, I should know their decision. In the meantime, I'm nervously checking my email and voicemail - just in case.

California Dreamin'

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:06:00 +0000

Fantastic news: I will be flying out to Cali for my final face-to-face interview with Aramark. As I am one of the two finalists, this is the make-it-or-break-it meeting. I'm very excited about this potential opportunity, even though I still have not been given any information as to what the pay or benefits could be. That's okay since I'm not paying for the trip out there.

Now, there's actually bad news to accompany the good. I have been keeping my parents informed of my job hunt progression (or lack thereof), especially since they've taken over our mortgage and utility expenses since May. When I mentioned this opportunity in Cali, they did not congratulate me at all. Instead, they decided to launch into a barrage of criticism of my inability to distinguish realistic expectations from fantasy. They think that all I see is an opportunity to live in Cali, and nothing else.

They said that I am blind to the fact that the state of Cali is in its own economic trouble, and that this corporation will lure me out to the coast and then kick me as soon as things go south for them, "and then I'll be royally screwed." They believe that I cannot see how hard it will be to manage two households, and that it will put a strain on my marriage to live separately for an extended period of time. The feel that I will kick all of my responsibilities to the curb just to "get out there".

Nice, eh? Nothing like an overwhelming amount of support from the one place I should be guaranteed to get it - not to mention the incredibly negative perspective of my mental capacity to make informed decisions regarding my career, my marriage, my finances and my life in general. According to them, I am a horrifically selfish individual with nothing but California sun on the brain.

Well, you can just imagine my reaction. I unloaded on them. I got really angry and said things like, "Do you really think I'm that naive or do you think I'm just a dumbass?" and "Would you rather I declare bankruptcy now to avoid this extreme pit from hell called Cali?"

I reminded them of how families all across the nation must make sacrifices and take risks in order to survive these days. I reminded them that military families live apart for extended periods of time, and are fully functional and happy. I reminded them that this is a great career opportunity for me. I also reminded them that I graduated from a major university and that I have the ability to consider multiple circumstances and variables at the same time. Plus, I am completely aware of the economic condition of the country, our state and THAT state.

Yeah, I SO sound like the type of person who will abandon my husband, two cats and home on a whim to bask in the glory of Cali. Wow.

I leave for Cali on September 1st and will report back on how it goes.

BlizzCon Review

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:46:00 +0000

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My head is spinning with all of the announcements they made in the last two days. I'm going to review only some of what I can recall off the top of my head. Please visit WoW.com as they have great BlizzCon coverage. WoW changes are HUGE - or shall I say, cataclysmic? Okay, here we go:

Diablo III: We played the latest character to be released for Diablo III - The Monk. An absolutely amazing combination of melee/caster classes. This guy has combinations, aoe's, and wicked spells like you've never seen. If you know me, I'm not a melee person, but this guy rocks! (Though I still think my favorite is the Wizard). Check out the link to watch this guy in action. As we said last year, the graphics are phenomenal and the gameplay is very smooth.

WoW: Blizzard announced the new expansion to follow Lich King: Cataclysm. This expansion will be the end of Azeroth as we have known it. The entire world will permanently change with the coming of Deathwing. Every zone will change graphically; some more than others. For instance, the Barrens will be divided into Northern and Southern Barrens by a gigantic fissure of molten lava! Auberdine will be destroyed. New islands will emerge from the seas, and we'll be able to visit our first underwater city!

There are so many changes, I simply can't write them all down. But here are the big ones that hit me upside the head:

WE WILL BE ABLE TO USE FLYING MOUNTS IN THE OLD WORLD!!!
Every zone will be revamped in how it looks, the questlines offered, and how the quests flow throughout the zone. They will be more guided so you don't have to run around, back-and-forth so much. No one will have access to the old Azeroth again, so take your screenies now!
We will be able to enter Mt. Hyjal! And not from a Caverns of Time perspective. I mean actually go to Mt. Hyjal present day!
Uldum will be opened, and it's an entire zone!
Deadmines and Shadowfang Keep will become two new heroic instances!

Guild Changes:

Checkout Part 1 and Part 2 of the guild changes from the BlizzCon panel.
Guilds will earn guild experience. Every time a guild levels, it will earn a talent point for their talent tree.
Guilds will have their own talent trees. As we earn points as a guild, we can spec into things like mass resurrection after a complete wipe, or a raid summon, or guild-wide reduced repair bills, or faster runback speed after dying.
Guilds will have their own RSS feed on the Armory. You can find out everything that's been happening with that guild in the last 2-3 days - stuff like who joined, who left, who leveled, guild members' professions, what achievements the guild earned, and what instances they're working on.
Guilds will have their own achievements.
Guilds will have their own "currency". As a guild, you earn experience, which translates into currency that can be used to purchase heirloom guild patterns at a reduced rate. Guild tailors/leatherworkers/blacksmiths etc. will be able to learn these patterns while still in the guild. But, if that member gquits, they lose all the guild patterns they just learned. No way to ninja guild patterns!
Guilds will be able to have crafted heirloom pieces (from the patterns I mentioned above). So, if you're running Uld10 and someone only has Naxx 10/25 gear, you can give them a couple guild heirloom pieces to catch them up to speed. This eliminates the need for gear runs. Plus, if that person gquits, those heirloom pieces will disappear from their toons/bags and return to the guild bank. No need to recraft those pieces. They will be freed up for the next person.
Guilds will be able to use their currency to purchase mats at reduced rates.
There will be a new LFG - Looking for Guild - channel. It will have a screen similar to the Looking for Group channel, but it will have you post your specs, raids you've done and some notes about yourself. This will help GM's find that boomkin they need a lot faster.

Talent Trees/Stats

The talent trees are going to be purged, revamped and have new things added: Mastery stats and the Path of the Titans.
Watch the presentation they made at BlizzCon Part 1 and Part 2- these are the actual panel discussions from BlizzCon and they explain it better than I ever could.
The following stats will cease to exist: Spellpower, attack power, armor penetration, defense and MP5 (sounds familiar Vanilla WoW peeps?)
Haste will only speed up the regeneration of non-mana resources, such as Focus, Rage, Energy or Runes.
Spirit is the new MP5.
Intellect/Stamina/Strength and Agility will stick around. So will Crit.
Ancient Glyphs will be added as an addition to the current glyph system (Part 2 covers this well).

New Races

Goblins: When I first heard that the Horde was getting Goblins, I was disappointed. Then I got to play one. I am no longer disappointed:

Goblins will have a passive 1% increased attack speed with all spells and attacks called, "Time is Money".
Goblins also have two rocket based racial abilities which share the same cooldown, so only one can be utilized every 2 minutes. They are:
- A 20 yard Rocket Jump available every 2 minutes.
- Fire a Rocket Barrage at any enemy within 30 yards, also on a 2 min cooldown.
Goblins have a passive boost to Alchemy: "Better Living Through Chemistry" gives Goblins a +15 bonus to Alchemy, along with a 15% bonus to health and mana regen from crafted potions.
Goblins will receive the "Best Deals Anywhere" providing the best possible prices on goods and services regardless of reputation.
Goblins will have a personal servant called a "Pack Hobgoblin" which can be summoned every 30 minutes, and will offer bank access from anywhere in the world.

Worgen: Honestly, as cool as it looked to transform from a human to a worgen, that was probably the best part about playing this race IMHO. Here are the racials:

70% movement speed increase for 6 seconds, on a 3 min cooldown.
They have a 1% passive damage bonus called Viciousness.
They have a passive ability called Abberation, which reduces curse and disease durations by 15%.
The last racial is a +15 bonus to skinning, which doesn't really offer any benefits other than ease of leveling. But the fact that a skinning knife is not needed is pretty cool. Worgen skin their kills using their claws!

OMFG this post is long! I'm done for now. Time for some jetlag sleep time. I'll catch you guys in game. Enjoy the info and post your feedback here!

P.S. For a great summary of some of the things I neglected to review, please visit WTFspaghetti.

BlizzCon!

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:09:00 +0000

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It's here!

Tomorrow morning we fly to LAX, and drive to Anaheim to check-in at our favorite Anaheim Marriott - right across the street from the convention center and BLIZZCON!

This will be our third BlizzCon and they keep getting bigger and better every year. I've already had offers from fellow guildies who want to purchase my goodie bag - NEVAH! That's the most coveted swag around, and I'm not giving up my precious Grunty!

What's even more awesome this year is that the closing ceremonies will include a live performance by Ozzy Osbourne. OMG! The Prince of Darkness since 1979! WOOT! Take that, Arthas!

I'll be sure to report back after all of the festivities.

Six Insane Stages of Writing

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:32:00 +0000

It's funny, but any time I take on a writing assignment a strange and bizarre ritual ensues. I'm curious if other writers go through similar phases, so I'll share this one and see who writes back:

Stage One: Panic
To clarify, it's not a full-on, run around the room panic - just a very brief, momentary OMGBBQ!11!!11! It's not every writer's first reponse to an assignment, but for some reason I get this surge of jitters and fear that I will not be able to do it perfectly. As always, the perfectionist in me takes hold of my shoulders and shakes me up before any rational response can occur.

Stage Two: But I Don't Know Anything About...

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A certain amount of research is required to get familiar with the content and lingo of the assigned topic. One of my topics this time was Arizona golf course properties. This was for a marketing piece to drive customers to a real estate website. I don't golf. I had no idea that "the links" was the equivalent to "the gridiron". I dove into the interwebs to fill my brain with anything remotely related to golf in order to become an overnight expert. In one evening, I could tell you the best places to purchase a property on an Arizona golf course (Scottsdale - all the way), and I could describe it and sell it as if I've golfed all my life.

Stage Three: The Goofy Side

Before I can even make a serious attempt on the topic, I must get my goofiness worked out of my system. I'll do a mind dump of all of my cheesy stereotypes and cliches. I'll keep it all in one paragraph so it looks like I've acheived something. Plus, it gives me a good laugh when I reread it. I had sentences like, "There's no better place to show off your favorite madras pants" and "You never have to search for your balls when they're always on your front lawn."

Stage Four: Wait a Minute - Strike That. Reverse It.

By now, I've spent about an hour (maybe more) going through the first three stages. There is no way I can avoid it any longer. The actual writing must begin. My brain will suddenly get serious and kick into high gear. Before I know it, I'll have tons of copy and the writing will come to a complete stop. Perfection time - I must edit. I've always been the type of writer who must edit as I go. Even while composing this post, I've been scrolling up, rereading, editing, coming back down to here, rinse and repeat.

Stage Five: Proofread and Submit

Finally, I'll get need a proofreader. Every writer requires one no matter how good they are. A second/third/fourth set of trusted eyes are always necessary to complete the writing process. This usually involves my husband, who is an excellent writer and is not afraid to tell me if something sucks, doesn't make sense or completely misses the audience. Granted, if I'm at work, I'll bug a colleague (or two, or three) first. But lately it's been up to my husband to be my proofreader.

After a final seal of approval, I make the edits, run a spellcheck, read it five more times, attach it to an email and send. Relief. It's gone.

Stage Six: Tick Tock

The worst part is waiting for feedback. It's at this point when I begin to second guess everything: style, tone, length, description, word choice, flow. I know I did my best work, and I already had at least one other person proofread it so I can't be completely off my rocker.

Finally, the feedback arrives:

My second round with OneUpWeb was awesome. I rocked it - they certainly liked what I wrote. I hesistate to say love because only one person has reviewed it with me. I have yet to hear the commentary from other folks at the company. If it's all thumbs up, I'll edit my word choice.

When It Rains, It Pours

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:43:00 +0000

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This time I'm welcoming the downpour since my job search activity has tripled overnight.

This morning I received a phone call from an online marketing agency called OneUpWeb. They're located on Grand Traverse Bay in Traverse City, MI, the Cherry Capital of the World. GORGEOUS! They're laid back, carefree and do kick-ass work. They want me for an SEO/Copywriting position. They gave me a writing assignment that I need to send back tonight for my second round at 9am tomorrow. Eep! She also asked me about relocating to Traverse City. Are you kidding? It's fantastic up there! Well, the winters can be the suck, but still!

Then, I get a call from Amy at Aramark. That's right: the Burbank, CA job! She is the Director of the account and I would be working with her. She loved me, and began asking about how soon I could relocate to Cali. OMG! That's a big move, but hey, why not?

Lastly, I received a call from one of my many recruiters saying that she has an Administrative Assistant position with Raytheon. This is my least favorite opportunity as it is not in my field, but it's a job. They want to talk with me tomorrow morning.

Of course, my calendar is now jam packed with stuff. All of my WoW commitments have been put on hold, and I'll be lucky to bake that cake for hubby in time for his b-day. Once again, this is very exciting. I'm trying not to lose my head.

Another Day

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:39:00 +0000

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Every day she takes a morning bath; she wets her hair
Wraps a towel around her as she's heading for the bedroom chair
It's just another day.
Slipping into stockings,
Stepping into shoes,
Dipping in the pocket of her raincoat.
Ah, it's just another day.
- Paul McCartney and Wings

That's one of my favorite tunes from Wings and I just can't get it out of my head.
There's so much going on today: WoW patch 3.2 and all of its hell and glory, visit to the unemployment office (elgh), and other house stuff.

So, I'll keep singing this song in my head to get me through this day.

The Job Hunt Continues

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:24:00 +0000

I've been using Craigslist lately just in case something interesting or unusual pops up on the radar. One position I found is with Media Genesis, which is a very respectable online marketing company. I found MACPA (Michigan Associate of Certified Public Accountants). They were rated one of Crain's Detroit "Best Places to Work". I just hope they have a sense of humor. I know; bad stereotype.

Unfortunately, not all Craigslist advertisements are actual job offers. I found an hourly position that was mostly for an assistant's work, but offered great growth opportunity. I submitted my resume and cover letter, and immediately received a response in my inbox. I figured it was one of those autoresponders (it was), but it was telling me the next step would be to submit my credit report via this free website. I was so pissed! What a scam and a waste of my time.

Understandably, there will be those who decide to take advantage of us who are unemployed and who will do anything for a chance at a job. At least I didn't show up in person somewhere to find out that I'm being recruited for door-to-door sales, like AT&T.

AT&T posted marketing positions for their new U-Verse system. A lot of people turned out for interviews. Many of the people there were older than me and dressed in their finest suits. Sure enough, we all walked out in a huff when they took us back as a group to go over "the pitch."

I've thrown more resumes out yet again, and hopefully some of them will bite.

The Slice (for scrapbookers)

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:29:00 +0000

A new must have for all of you scrapbookers out there:

Making Memories - Slice Cordless Design Cutter Machine - Starter Kit
Scrapbook.com

I do have a Wishblade, but this is very portable and will remove the need for tons of separate punches. My Wishblade is fantastic for working at home and precutting linked phrases and words before going to a crop.

Comment on this post if you own or have used one and let me know what you think of this product!

Twitter Costs A Penny Per Letter?!

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:30:00 +0000

I thought this was funny: Kevin Spacey tries to explain Twitter to Dave Letterman.

Introspective

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 05:41:00 +0000

I have issues in my head that are unresolved. They do not fit each other. They don't even fall into the same category. Yet, they are all a part of the same puzzle.

It's moments like these where I cannot figure out my next move. And it's frustrating. And I want to scream, but can't because the neighbors will think I'm a psycho.

Usually I wait for things to settle in order to focus and take things one at a time. But not this time. It's not working. The dust won't settle and my thoughts are all foggy. Making lists of priorities are not helping. Franklin Covey will not save me this time.

It's inertia. Simple physics, really. I guess what I need is a good shove.

Honestly, it won't help much because I resist when pushed from the outside. It's up to me to get the ball rolling. If someone does it for me, I'll be back to square one but with an attitude.

So, what will it be? Do I need a sense of accomplishment? Does doing the laundry count, or does it need to be more?

It's more.

TURTLE!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:28:00 +0000

Time for some WoW gamerspeak goodness:

Last night before raid time (9pm server), I was working on the Dalaran fishing daily - Terrorfish. I got one of those giant shells, which normally only give you Succulent Clam Meat. But this time, a Siren's Tear dropped! That's a first.

Seeing that I was charmed with what I like to call my "fishing mojo", I set off to find Northrend fishing pools for the elusive turtle mount... just in case.

There was a night elf swarming around the pools just below Dalaran, so I headed upstream hitting as many Glassfin Minnow pools as I could. The last one was at the foot of the glacier flowing from Icecrown.

One cast, and BOOM - Turtles All the Way Down:

Needless to say, I screamed TURTLE!! Hubby came running to see the scroll of Gratz in guild chat, and to watch me swim with my new turtle. He rocks! Best of luck to everyone in getting your turtle mounts! They say the odds are 1 in 1000 casts. Whoa.

Raktajino, Extra Sweet

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:25:00 +0000

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It's been a long time coming and with the encouragement of both my husband and a good friend (both Trekkies) I finally watched all 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Why did I wait so long? This is an amazing series and it's much different in story-telling than any of the other Star Trek shows. It's very similar to Babylon 5, another favorite of mine, where each episode flows into the next like chapters of a book. Not everything is resolved in 45 minutes, and frankly it's quite refreshing.

Now, why did I title this post Raktajino?

So, my husband and I were at our new favorite local brewery having lunch. They recently updated their menu and we were going through all of the new dishes when hubby pointed out the latest beverage. You guessed it: Rakajino!!

Here's a site that actually gives the recipies for this fabulous coffee beverage. This was the favorite beverage of my favorite character on the show: the intelligent, gorgeous and hilarious Trill, Lieutenant Commander Jadzia Dax.

Needless to say, we were both dazzled by this discovery and immediately called over the manager to let him know what geeks we both are, and to compliment him on his new beverage. He laughed, and we talked about the show for a bit before returning to our lunches.

I know I'll be making this at home for sure... just in time to rewatch the entire series! My husband's going to kill me for this - lol!

Lack of Commitment and Loyalty

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:52:00 +0000

My fellow colleague, the other Special Agent, and I had a long discussion this holiday weekend about our jobs. We realized that our situation at work was, at best, horrible. We did not have a contract or a pay structure. "It's a work in progress," our boss said at the beginning and he made assurances that he would have something in place very soon.

This morning we confronted him stating that we would like to see our contracts before we continue our work. He got defensive, and began to describe how sales contracts normally are; listing charge-back clauses and a bunch of total garbage. His contract would be different. "This contract will protect both you and me. Mine is in my head."

I told him that I'm not a mindreader, so I would appreciate it if he could put his contract onto paper. That got him upset. He began to accuse us of lacking the commitment for this job. He showed his commitment to us by investing his time and energy into us, but we were not returning the favor and thus we were not loyal employees.

Wow. I've never heard such bullshit.

Needless to say, we are no longer Special Agents.

No Solicitation

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:51:00 +0000

My boss said that I'm not a solicitor. This gave me a moment's pause. I thought he was joking at first so I laughed out loud. Then he said that he was serious. Whoa.

So-lic-it (v) to make a petition or request, as for something desired; to solicit orders or trade, as for a business. This is what I do. Ugh.

As a Special Agent Advisor, I must go from business to business and present my flyer and informative spiel. Honestly, it's not fun. Personally, I think I do it quite well. I'm not afraid to

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approach people; to walk into someone's office and thrust my information into their hands with a smile.

But this is solicitation! And if someone wants to complain, I could get fined $500 and perhaps get nailed for trespassing! This usually occurs when you ignore a "No Soliciting" sign. Most of the time they just shoo you out of their office.

Of course, I mentioned all this to my boss. He shrugged and said that I have to chase every opportunity available to me. I don't think so.

I'm starting to think that this may not be such a good pursuit, even if I'm gaining sales experience. I'm not getting paid wages, I'm putting in tons of work and now I'm being asked to sidestep the law.

This is not what I bargained for.

The King is Dead

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:43:00 +0000

To Michael:

Your music has inspired me since I was a very young child. I collected your vinyl albums and your 45 hit singles. I still have your cassettes and CD's. And now your music lives in my ZEN MP3 player. No matter what the medium may be, your music will persist throughout time.

Your originality and talent have touched the world. And now that you are gone, there is an emptiness and a void that cannot be filled.

Thank you for the hits that I jammed to in my bedroom, that flooded my parent's basement at my parties, and rocked the house at school dances.

You will be missed.

Here is an excellent compilation of Michael's legacy on YouTube.

Special Agent Advisor

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:50:00 +0000

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I have one of the coolest job titles ever: Special Agent Advisor. Ooooooh! Ahhhhh!

It's got that whole spy connotation to it: James Bond, 007. Secret Agent Man. How neat is that? But once you get past the title, what does it mean? What do I do?

That's the point, really. It's catchy, it's cool, and it forces you to ask me those questions so I can start my sales pitch:

We provide free "key" business expense analysis for small to medium size companies. We look at their benefit/insurance plans and their telecommunications setup. We have our specialists review exactly what they're getting for their money and how we can get them the same or better services for less.

Who pays us? Our money comes from a consortium of local companies that have signed on to provide the services at lower prices.

Pretty neat, eh?

Once I make a connection with a company and they agree to participate with the free analysis, that's where my job is done. I receive my commission for setting up the appointment and creating a warm lead with my marketing skills. I will then also receive commission for any of the products/services they decide to switch to once the analysis is complete.

Not bad, not bad.

We'll see how this all plays out. It's intriguing, and I'm going to see where this goes.

Too Intelligent for the Job

noreply@blogger.com (Mayja) — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:20:00 +0000

"You're an intellectual."

I never thought that being an intellectual could cost me a job opportunity.

I interviewed for a marketing position in April for a rental property company that wanted to build an Internet presence. I found out in early May that they had chosen someone else for the job; someone they felt was a better fit. As it turned out, that person lasted two weeks before he quit stating that the position was too stressful.

Now that statement alone rattled me a bit. When I considered the job, it did not sound too stressful and in fact it sounded like fun! The recruiter had called me back for reconsideration and to review some of the changes they made to the job description after this other person left.

During this second interview, it was as an enjoyable a conversation as it was the first time around. Yet, I could tell that the recruiter was struggling with something. She still wasn't convinced that I would be the best person for the job. Her concern was that my customers (current and potential renters) were not as high a caliber as I was. "You have a college degree, and these are mostly blue collar workers," she explained.

I can see the possible reasons why this could be a problem: you'll get bored with the position easily, your intelligence will not be rewarded properly by the low salary or, most importantly, the challenges of reaching and communicating with your audience.

As a marketer, it is my job to know how to address, capture and retain ANY audience. If I am such an intellectual, wouldn't it make sense that I would have the know-how to find the niche, the slogans, the terminology and visuals to engage these customers? Not only am I smart, but I'm eager to put my intelligence to the test!

What is so ironic about this is that I was nervous that I might not be able to bring enough experience to the position since I have never worked with marketing rental properties. I knew that I had to build up my own confidence and remember that with my level of intelligence I should be able to handle the challenges of marketing to this audience. And I was so convincing to my potential employer that she felt that I was too much of an intellectual for the job.

Frankly, I am dumbstruck by this scenario.