Celebrity OOPS

Megan Fox in a Nibbly Mood @ "Transformers 2" Press Conf In Seoul

2009-06-10T15:28:00.005-07:00

Another day, and yet another “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen” press conference--this time South Koreans are the lucky ones. The S. Korean government should send Megan Fox up north to Kim Jon Il to give him a nice rub down & see if that help calm the nuclear nerves in the region.

Let's admit it, Hilary Clinton simply isn't up for the job of taming men (just look at her personal record, for God's sake), so why does Barack Obama think that she can suddenly convince Kim Jon Il into friendly talks?! Once again, the world should throw Megan Fox in North Korea for a few days & see what happens.

Anyway, enough babbling...

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Breaking!! Heather Graham Slightly Cold @ "The Hangover" UK Premiere

2009-06-10T15:28:00.003-07:00

Yesterday was the Dublin premiere & earlier today "The Hangover" cast was in London for the big UK premiere for their hit summer comedy which will probably go on to rake in over $100-150mil at the box office worldwide.

Who's the winner in all this? Heather Graham's current Matzah ball-flavored sex-toy, Yaniv Raz! This lucky bastard is currently enjoying amazing sex in awesome cities across Europe. Damn you, Yaniv!!

Here's the trailer for those of you looking to check it out (highly recommended):

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Should Anna Paquin Be Allowed To Smile In Front Of Cameras?

2009-06-10T15:28:00.001-07:00

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped at the "True Blood" series premiere held at Paramount Studios in Hollywood.

We've pointed out her teeth in a previous story titled "Boring Anna Paquin Has Worse Teeth Than Bai Ling" back in 2007. I'm pretty sure if she gets her teeth fixed, she can land more roles, but that's just my take...

Anyway, since we're in business to help people, we've decided to conduct a poll to help Anna decide which facial expression is best when in front of cameras.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Miley Cyrus @ 'Hannah Montana: The Movie' VIP Screening

2009-04-10T19:23:00.001-07:00

These were snapped in Nashville, Tennessee.

Miley's new movie hits theaters across the nation today, so let's see how much money it manages to rake in this weekend. It's up against "Dragonball Evolution" & "Observe and Report," so let's hope Seth Rogen can pull big numbers this weekend!

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Alessandra Ambrosio: Non-Bikini Photoshoot in Malibu

2009-04-08T04:24:00.005-07:00

Looks like Alessandra Ambrosio is on a run of photoshoots to let the world know that she's back after giving birth last year. We've seen her do a photoshoot in Rio De Janeiro and in South Beach. This time we're in Malibu and once again she's not flaunting a bikini like she did the other month in St. Barts.

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Kate Beckinsale Makes A Sexy Fashion Statement in London! Ow!

2009-04-08T04:24:00.003-07:00

Let's admit it, the only way Kate Beckinsale can look hotter is if she got wasted & decided to walk around the streets of London naked...

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From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!

2009-04-08T04:24:00.001-07:00

On this day in Bastardly History... Giogia Palmas Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Who Invited Kim Kardashian To Bravo's A-List Awards?

2009-04-07T01:03:00.001-07:00

So does anyone actually watch The Celebrity Apprentice? You know, this season, Khloe Kardashian is apart of the cast. Well, her big ass got fired the other night and Kim's supposedly real blog wrote her feelings about it...

I was a little disappointed at how she was given the boot! Trump fired her after saying he'd lost respect for her because she previously had a DUI. She obviously made an awful mistake but definitely has taken responsibility for her actions and we are all very proud of her.

She has always been committed to attending her DUI classes and there was no option, she had to go back to LA to go to a class for a day.

I am so proud Khloe made it this far! The reason she got fired had nothing to do with her work ethic or her performance on the show! Source

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Kim Kardashian @ JC Penny's "I Heart Ronson" Party

2009-04-07T01:02:00.001-07:00

We last saw Kim Kardashian crushing the hood of a Lambo... poor car. Remember she sold her Range Rover last year, some bullshit about charity and how it wasn't good for the environment... and now she's rolling around in exotics. Fuck, whatever.

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Amy Winehouse Rides A Horse; Can Horses Get Human STDs?

2009-04-05T19:50:00.001-07:00

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Amy Winehouse is back to infecting Caribbean waters with another visit to St. Lucia. You guys will remember that Amy recently spent a couple months rehabilitating from her crazy lifestyle she enjoys in London. Well, I guess she's back to her Caribbean rehab once again.

Life can't be all that bad in St. Lucia if you're forced to call this place home:

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Kim Kardashian Crushes Lambo With Ass During Rodeo Drive Shoot

2009-04-03T20:45:00.003-07:00

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Yesterday we saw Kim Kardashian driving around in Reggie Bush's Ferrari F430 & today she did a photo shoot at Rodeo Drive's Lux Hotel during which she got to roll in a Lamborghini Gallardo.

If this is what life's like after you release a sex tape featuring a Z-List rapper & do a Playboy photo shoot, then I'm pretty sure more girls are considering a similarly scandalous path to fame & riches!

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Adriana Lima's Sexy Victoria's Secret Swim 2009 Pictures!

2009-04-03T20:45:00.001-07:00

Sorry folks... just a couple for now but I vow to find more and continue to add to this post! Well, assuming there is more... OW!!!!

Update: ADDS!!! Page 6 and on... Thanks Kim!

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Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!

2009-04-03T20:44:00.001-07:00

I know we missed a day in-between, but what can you do? With so much other useless news to follow, I'm sure most of you bastards didn't even notice.

Anyway, today's un-newsworthy candid pics comprises of Megan Fox walking from her house & into a waiting Range Rover. Reports claim that she was heading to Warner Bros. studios to conduct some biz.

Even though the pics are so simple in nature, many questions still arise:

1. Did Megan downgrade her G-Ride?
2. Was it douche bag Brian Austin Green driving the Range Rover?
3. What color panties was Megan wearing?
4. Did the panties smell like strawberries?
5. Etc, etc, etc...

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Breaking! Kim Kardashian Drives A Pimped-Out Ferrari F430!

2009-04-02T21:35:00.001-07:00

Since when is the reality show industry paying so much money that you can afford an F430? As per the car's Wiki page, the MSRP for this ride is anywhere from $168,005–$227,000 in the United States. All I gotta say is, thank goodness for Reggie Bush!

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From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!

2009-04-02T21:34:00.001-07:00

On this day in Bastardly History... Marisa Miller @ Debut of Victoria's Secret Swim 2008 Collection

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Emma Roberts @ TOPMAN Flagship Store Opening

2009-04-02T08:11:00.001-07:00

This is only the second post we've done on Emma Roberts since she graduated from the Jailbait category into the Barely Legal category. Come on Emma! Give us more to work with! She's starring in a movie titled, Wild Child, so why not be one, and by "wild" we mean "scandalous"....???!

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Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Looking To Expand Their Family

2009-04-01T06:15:00.003-07:00

Everyone in Hollywood has been bitten by the baby bug HARD! Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are no exception. They have a taste of being parents with little baby Honor and they're ready to give her a little brother or sister.

"Jessica and Cash are working overtime to get pregnant. She and Cash are boasting that they love being parents and are determined to expand their family as soon as possible."

This is a time for changes in the couple's life as they're also looking to relocate to NYC.

"Jessica and Cash met with lots of different realtors to view several apartments. They like the idea of living in Manhattan and are interested in particular in properties under construction so they can have some involvement in what the place looks like."

Photo by INF.

Eva Longoria Named Honorary Chair For The Rally For Kids With Cancer

2009-04-01T06:15:00.001-07:00

Eva Longoria was just named honorary chair for The Rally With Kids for Cancer Scavenger Cup Benefit yesterday in Glendale. I noticed she's been sporting longer hair recently and though I liked her with short I think long suits her.

Anyone else loving her 'Texas' necklace? I wonder if they make a 'New York' one? :)

Photos by Wenn.com

Breaking! Halle Berry Pumps Gas Into Her Lexus SUV @ Shell!

2009-03-31T08:02:00.003-07:00

These were snapped a couple days back in Los Angeles.

During an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Halle Berry came forward and said she's ready for another kid. People Mag has more:

Halle Berry is open to having more kids – but don't expect her to be like octuplets' mom Nadya Suleman.

Berry confirms to Ellen DeGeneres on her show that she wants another child, but says she's not up for double digits. "I hope I don't have like 14 more," quips Berry, who is mom to 1-year-old Nahla Ariela.

Still, Berry isn't ruling out that a brother or sister could be in the future for her daughter with model Gabriel Aubry. "My mind says yes," she tells DeGeneres, "but the rest isn't up to me so we'll see." [Source]

Don't do it, Halle!!

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Breaking News! Megan Fox Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer!

2009-03-31T08:02:00.001-07:00

These were recently snapped as Megan Fox jetted-out of "Five Fifteen" hair salon in L.A.

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Vanessa Hudgens Wears Short Shorts

2009-03-30T20:30:00.001-07:00

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in some short shorts with her lady friend Zac Efron. I’ve noticed that Vanessa is losing her cuteness and is developing into just an average looking broad as she heads into womanhood. Sure, the hooker inspired wardrobe turns the heat up just a notch, but I bet it would look much better on Zac. Don’t you agree?!

Kim Kardashian & Her Blinged-Out Lollipop @ MGM's 'Wet Republic'

2009-03-30T20:27:00.001-07:00

This isn't the first time we've seen the bling'd-out lollipop!

So yeah, I know this is the second Kim Kardashian post within 12 hours, but last I checked there's no Bastardly Rule Book that places limits on the number of times we can post slutty fame-whores desperate to promote the hell out of her reality show. Our job is to pump & eventually dump, so let the over-exposing begin!

Kim, boyfriend Reggie Bush & Khloe were birthday-hopping in Vegas over the weekend. Besides hitting up Queen Latifah's Birthday Party, Kim & Co. also crashed Perez Hilton's D-List-only birthday bash. I'm pretty sure Reggie enjoyed that one!

While in Sin City, Kim was at MGM's popular Wet Republic, which is pretty much where rich dudes go to pick up slutty chicks who they'll later bang in their penthouse suites once they're wasted. On a more serious note, MGM is pumping the 53,000 square-foot "ultra pool" as a venue for those who wanna live the "daylife" (i.e. drink inside the pool, hit on hot chicks, show off your bod, etc, etc). Get more info about it on MGM's website.

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Megan Fox @ 2009 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards

2009-03-30T20:26:00.002-07:00

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

Finally, it's a Megan Fox post that's not random candids of her! (Even though the random denim shorts candids were nice!) The last events post of Megan Fox was all the way back at the Golden Globes earlier this year.

We already saw her earlier today buying those sex mood-setting aromatherapy candles but no we see that she made an apperance at the Kids' Choice Awards. Now, I didn't actually watch this show but I'm assuming, if anything, she was there for preliminary promotion of Transformers 2?

Remember all the different worldwide premiere that we posted of Megan when the first Transformers movie came out? Well, I guess we can expect a lot more of that this year.

Kim Kardashian @ Queen Latifah's Birthday Party

2009-03-30T20:26:00.001-07:00

Sorry guys, no booty shots of Kim Kardashian in this post. But she did let those tittays of hers breathe so it's not that bad a consolation.

Have you guys checked out her Complex cover for the latest issue? Well, there's the non-Photoshopped cellulite version floating on the Internet and Kim's using her fake blog to respond to the latest round of criticism she's received.

"So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn't!?" she wrote on her blog. "But you know what, who cares! How many people do you think are Photoshopped? It happens all the time!"

"This picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean I'm perfect." Source

Megan Fox in Sexy Hot Pants; Indirectly Marketing Transformers 2!

2009-03-28T03:34:00.001-07:00

What else can you say about these pics?

It's Megan Fox walking around Hollywood in extremely short shorts. Major props to the "Transformers 2" marketing department for scheduling Megan's various appointments (medical, beauty, etc) during the daytime. The last time we saw, she was deliciously dressed to impress as she hit up the dentist office. Check those pics here.