ramanika/ രമണിക

2012-03-11T08:27:00.000+05:30

some questions & brilliant, very brilliant answers !!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? *
liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

friendship day!

2011-08-07T08:59:00.000+05:30

F- FRANK IN MIND

R- REAL IN LOVE

I – ICE SPEECH(COOLING/CALMING)

E- ENDLESS SUPPORT

N –NONSTOP ADVICE

D – DEEP IN CARE

S- SWEET IN BEHAVIOUR

Getting a friend is easy

Choosing a friend is difficult

Maintaining a friend is talent

Continuing a friend is a ഗിഫ്റ്റ്

Today I met GOD and prayed

Let all my friends be healthy
and happy forever...!
GOD said: But for 4 days only....!
I said:
Yes, let them be a
Spring Day,
Summer Day,
Autumn Day,
and Winter Day.
GOD said:
3 days.
I said:
Yes, Yesterday,
Today
and Tomorrow.
GOD said:
No, 2 days!
I said:
Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime)
and Dark Day (Night-time) .
GOD said:
No, just 1 day!
I said:
Yes!
GOD asked:
Which day?
I said:
Every Day
in the living years
of all my friends!
GOD laughed, and said:
All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Dayy !

ICE Campaign - "In Case of Emergency"

2011-06-26T11:39:00.005+05:30

ICE Campaign - "In Case of Emergency"

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.
If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign
The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).
The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore t hought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE."
For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!
Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today!
. ICE will speak for you when you are not able to.

The man with 39 wives, 94 children and 33 grandchildren

2011-03-06T07:15:00.006+05:30

Mr.Ziona Chana lives with all of them in a 100-room mansion

His wives take it in turns to share his bed It takes 30 whole chickens just to make dinner
He is head of the world's biggest family .He says he is 'blessed' to have his 39 wives.
Ziona Chana also has 94 children, 14-daughters-in-law and 33 grandchildren.
They live in a 100-room, four storey house set amidst the hills of Baktwang village

in the Indian state of Mizoram, where the wives sleep in giant communal dormitories, With 100 rooms the Ziona mansion is the biggest concrete structure in the hilly village of Baktawng
Mr Chana told the Sun: 'Today I feel like God's special child. He's given me so many people to look after.
'I consider myself a lucky man to be the husband of 39 women and head of the world's largest family.'
The family is organised with almost military discipline, with the oldest wife Zathiangi organising her fellow partners to perform household chores such as cleaning, washing and preparing meals.
One evening meal can see them pluck 30 chickens, peel 132lb of potatoes and boil up to 220lb of rice.

Coincidentally, Mr Chana is also head of a sect that allows members to take as many wives as he wants.
Mr Ziona Chana poses with his 39 wives at their home in Baktawang, Mizoram, India
He even married ten women in one year, when he was at his most prolific, and enjoys his own double bed while his wives have to make do with communal dormitories.
He keeps the youngest women near to his bedroom with the older members of the family sleeping further away - and there is a rotation system for who visits Mr Chana's bedroom.
Rinkmini, one of Mr Chana's wives who is 35 years old, said: 'We stay around him as he is the most important person in the house. He is the most handsome person in the village.
She says Mr Chana noticed her on a morning walk in the village 18 years ago and wrote her a letter asking for her hand in marriage.
Another of his wives, Huntharnghanki, said the entire family gets along well. The family system is reportedly based on 'mutual love and respect'
And Mr Chana, whose religious sect has 4,00 members, says he has not stopped looking for new wives.
'To expand my sect, I am willing to go even to the U.S. to marry,' he said.
One of his sons insisted that Mr Chana, whose grandfather also had many wives, marries the poor women from the village so he can look after them.

THEWONDER(ful) KID................

2011-01-01T02:06:00.010+05:30

The other day when I left the office it was around 6.30 pm.

I have to travel by bus to reach my place and the journey time is roughlytwo hours(if lucky otherwise it may even double sometimes)

On that day I got a bus, KSRTC , and there was plenty of seats vacant in the bus

I took a comfortable seat and thought of sleeping to pass the two hours.

A little while afterwards the bus stopped and when I opened my eyes

I could see another KSRTC bus by the side of the road andpassengers rushing to enter this bus The bus was over crowded with in no time and started to move forward

Just after 5 minutes a boy just about 10 years approached me and enqurired

” uncle can you please give your seat to my grandpa, who is very sick and has severe breathing problem?”

I just looked at him, he was very innocent, smiling and really pleasing with his words & behaviour I told him “yes, bring your grandpa "

He thanked me and brought an old man who was appearing very sick.

I also helped the old man to sit in the seat and began to stand behind the boy.

He was so happy to see the old man sitting and thanked me once again.

I too was feeling happy that a child is behaving so nicely.

Just two stops passed and the boy started to move backward to join his father

standing near by the door for getting down in the next stop.

I asked him “you are not taking your grandpa with you?”

The reply the boy gave really surprised me he said “ the old man is not related to me,

I saw him sick and very weak I gave him my seat in the other bus but unfortunately

it broke down and we were accommodated in this bus .

Uncle I thank you once again for giving the sick man your seat .thank you”

In the next stop he got down, but he entered into my heart !

L S H

2010-11-07T19:20:00.004+05:30

LAUGHTER----THE BEST MEDICATION,

SMILE------------THE EFFECTIVE VACCINATION,

HUMOR----------THE BEST RELAXATION,

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,

but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely

BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to A Woman

If you Need still FASTER -

Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE .

Question : When do you congratulate

someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD

and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -

Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL .

Why Government do NOT allow a Man

to MARRY twice.
Because as per Constitution,

you can NOT PUNISH twice

for the same Mistake

Life is simple ---- not easy.

Don’t try to understand life.
Just Live it

MEHAR BAANI

2010-10-02T05:10:00.012+05:30

On 27^th of this month I got a SMS which stated

that every body is looking forward to

second October, Gandhiji’s birthday but no one

bothers to remember 27^thSeptember, which is the birth day

of one of the great son of India ever produced –

the birthday of BAGATH SINGH. –WHY?

The very first answer came to my mind was that

second October being a national holiday everybody remembers it.

But later I replied to the sender of the SMS that

it is the difference of being Mahatma & martyr
But the question WHY does not leave me there

it came repeatedly to my mind

Both Gandhiji & Bagath Singh are great leaders

of our FREEDOM MOVEMENT,

One followed the path of Ahimsa and the other

believed in the end result rather than the means.

Gandhiji could convince his followers his views and

take them to the Ahimsa path and he proved

correct by getting us the FREEDOM

When my mind started to think of the Mahatma ,

a drama which I heard in AKASAVAANI came to my mind .

This happened long back and the play was titled

MEHAR BAANI.

Now I do not remember the full text of the drama ,

but I do remember the gist

There was a famous doctor, a widower.

He had a son, due to pre occupation to his profession

he did not find enough time for his son. The loneliness in the house and

huge amount of money given as given as pocket money spoil the son .

As the saying goes you reap what you sow,

the son also gets the punishment for his misdeeds.

A person who suffered a lot of humiliation because of the

misdeeds of the son kills him. The police arrests the killer

and puts him in jail.

Later he was taken to the hospital of the doctor for treatment .

The doctor decides to take revenge for his only son’s killing ,

forgetting his profession &all ethics.

He examines the patient and advises him to go for

a major operation immediately. The police also gives

permission for the operation.

On the operation day the patient is

administrated anesthesia and kept ready for the operation

The doctor has a prayer room in the hospital and

he used to pray for sometime before every operation he conducts.

This time also he enters his prayer room and prays for pardoning him.

In his prayer room idols of Jesus, Ram & Krisha are there

and along with these there is sandal statue of mahatma.

Finishing his prayer the doctor just looks at the statue of Gandhiji,

suddenly he feels that the statue tells him

“Mehar Baani Mehar Baani” on hearing this words

he understands the meaning of the saying –

"To Forget is human but to forgive is divine" -.

The doctor decides to forgive and the drama ends

where the doctor tells the killer all the above.

Even a statue of Gandhi can change you

and make you softer.

There is no doubt that the real

Gandhiji with all his charisma

made the people to trust him

and follow the path of non violence !

I pay tributes to Gandhiji on his

birth anniversary today

I also salute the Great son of the motherland

–Bagath Singh too

Santha ‌ Madam

2010-09-05T05:29:00.002+05:30

Today is teachers’ day
i salute all my gurus.
When we think of our teachers,
lot of faces rush to our memory.
I too look back and
have lot of teachers in my mind now
One among them stands out and
I want to tell you all about the one
who stands out in my rating
(even after 37 long years )
She is Santha madam, my class teacher
for 8th, 9th, and 10th
She needs a detailed introduction
She was employed in Govt high school as teacher and
was a post graduate in physics
On those days the students from nearby
primary schools sought
admission in the govt high school
when they finished their 7th standard.
I too joined the school when
I finished my 7th
in a primary school
On the very first day in the new school
santha madam entered into our hearts
In the first period she asked us
to introduce ourselves.
When the first boy stood up
for self introduction
she started introducing him
“he is Ravi, studied so far
in the village primary school.
He is from a middle class family
his brother Raju studied here and
was a brilliant student
his father is engaged in agriculture
Ravi is a good singer and will
sing a song for us now”
This was a different experience
for all of us
She had collected the details of all
the 40+students in her class
Teacher was very strict,
but was loved by all of us from our heart
She was very good in the art of teaching
But that does not make her my favorite
She used to enquire about the students who were
not present for two /three days together
She would visit their houses
and if found to be sick,
would take them to the doctor.
She would come to the class in the
lunch break and ensure that
all have brought lunch.
She helped lot of students for their
higher studies and for getting employment
She used to have lot of visitors just before
the onam holidays,
most of them her former students.
They would present books to her as token of gratitude.
She would donate those books to the school library
She took special interest to see that
we all read at least two books in a month.
Andrews was a champion runner,
but behind his success there was the
effort of teacher
who helped him to undergo training
in a sports academy.
I can go on listing her good qualities
She never behaved rudely
she stood/remains still like a MOTHER!

On those days there used to be
lot of strike by students,
which affected the academic year
But she made good the loss by
taking extra classes on holidays.

Before signing off I would tell
one more incident, which is
green in my memory
This happened when I was in the 10th
Teacher was taking class on a holiday.
When the class started Ravi
requested the teacher
to wind up the class by 2.30.pm
so that we could watch a movie in
the near by theatre.
Nearly 3/4th of the students
in class seconded Ravi
Teacher said “OK”

We all were shouting and
enjoying in side the theatre
During the interval we all knew
that teacher also has come to watch
the movie with the balance students!

You mean a lot,
You'll never know how much,
For you helped
To change the world
Through every life you touched.
You sparked the creativity
In the students whom you taught,
And helped them strive for goals
That could not be bought,
You are such a special teacher
That no words can truly tell

Inner Peace

2010-08-18T09:30:00.006+05:30

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are
The Family Dog!

hope you enjoyed it

വിഷ് യു ഓള്‍ എ വെരി ഹാപ്പി ഓണം

Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

2010-07-30T20:27:00.004+05:30

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

**********

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged tone.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

**********

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

**********

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

**********

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

**********

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that‌
a machine won't work, it will!

**********

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

..........................................

What do you think now..?!

2010-06-25T22:10:00.005+05:30

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist
who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence,
but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11
as it is now known. 9 + 1 +1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US
emergency services telephone number 911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.
2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004.
3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days
after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic
holy
book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and
lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and
there was peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Koran.

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to WINGDINGS

What do you think now..?!
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Two Suns on 21st June 2010

2010-06-18T16:28:00.006+05:30

Star Aderoid will be the brightest in the sky, starting 10 June. It will look as large as the sun from naked eye. This will culminate on 21^st june when the star comes within 34.65M miles of the earth. Be sure to watch the sky on june. 21 at 12:30 pm. It will look like the earth has 2 suns.!!

The next time Aderoid may come this close is in 2287

the Whole World is waiting for..........
Two Suns on 21^th June 2010

...

born/downloaded

2010-06-09T21:47:00.003+05:30

the truth

2010-05-26T21:11:00.004+05:30

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated an old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

" See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

Blood Clots/Stroke - Indicators

2010-05-11T12:23:00.007+05:30

STROKE:Remember the 1st Three Letters....

S.T.R.

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number and describe the symptoms .
Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator_ the Tongue

New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue

NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other ,that is also an indication of a stroke.

Absolutely amazing and beautiful

2010-04-16T21:06:00.019+05:30

Kevin Richardson, zoologist and animal behaviouralist, raises

and trains some of the most dangerous animals known to man.

To do this he does not use the common methods of breaking

the animal's spirit with sticks and chains, instead he uses love, understanding and trust.

With this unusual method of training he has developed

some exceptionally personal bonds with his students.

He sleeps with lions, cuddles newborn hyenas, swims with lionesses.

Kevin can confidently look into their eyes, crouch to the their level

and even lie down with them - all taboos in the normal world

of wild animal handling - yet he has never been mauled or attacked.

A Village in Holland With 1200 Houses& With no roads AT ALL

2010-04-02T07:44:00.016+05:30

A Village in Holland wherein you can't find a single road...

All transportation is done by boats along the river.

But it's not a problem as it is so beautiful!

I WISH, I LIVE ONE such LIFE HERE, INCASE RE-BIRTH IS A REALITY,

PUT THE GLASS DOWN

2010-03-19T21:12:00.002+05:30

Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students
"How much do you think this glass weighs?"

'50gms!' ..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered.

"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is:

What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"

'Nothing' ..the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student

"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"

"Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!"
.. ventured another student & all the students laughed

"Very good.

But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?"
asked the professor.

'No'. Was the answer.

"Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"

The students were puzzled.

"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.

"Put the glass down!" said one of the students

"Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this.
Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.
Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything..

It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life,
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before You go to sleep...

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So,
Remember to
' PUT THE GLASS DOWN !!!!!!

Heart of Gratitude!!!

2010-02-28T22:01:00.004+05:30

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet.
He held up a sign which said:
"I am blind, please help."
There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by.
He took a few coins from his pocket
and dropped them into the hat.
He then took the sign, turned it around,
and wrote some words. He put the sign back
so that everyone who walked by
would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up.
A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy.
That afternoon the man who had changed the sign
came to see how things were.
The boy recognized his footsteps and asked,
"Were you the one who changed my sign this morning?
What did you write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth.
I said what you said but in a different way."

I wrote: "Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it."

The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling…

And even more beautiful is,
knowing that you are the reason behind it!!!

Happy Valentine's Day...

2010-02-14T05:47:00.005+05:30

before i met my lady love i was like this

after seeing her i was like this
she was very pretty like this
together we were like this in my dreams........

i gave her presents every day like this singing these lines

ദിവ്യ സങ്കല്പങ്ങളിലുടെ നിന്നില്‍ എന്നും ഞാന്‍ അലിയും

നിര്‍വചിക്കാന്‍ അറിയില്ലാലോ നിന്നോടെന്നിക്കുള്ള ഹൃദയ വികാരം

i talked to her for hours like this
she too responded like this

on Valentine's day she presented red rose like this.................................. to some one else!i got disappointed like this
i found solace like this

പ്രണയം ഒരു അനുഭവമാണ്

അനുഭൂതിയാണ്

വേറെ എന്തെല്ലാമോ ആണ്

അത് ഒരു നൊമ്പരം കൂടിയാണ് ചിലെര്‍ക്കെങ്കിലും

“It is impossible to fall out of love. Love is such a powerful emotion, that once it envelops you it does not depart. True love iseternal. If you think that you were once in love, but fell out of it, then it wasn't love you were in. There are no 'exit' signs in love, there is only an 'on' (like this ) ramp.”

happy Valentine's Day!

sunny is funny!

2010-01-26T12:18:00.001+05:30

So why worry?

2010-01-20T21:06:00.002+05:30

Depression filled man decided to go for counseling

Here is what he was told in the counseling:-

If you are WELL then there is nothing to worry

If you are sick there are only two things to worry:-

Whether you will get well or you will die

If you will get well there is nothing to worry about

If you will die there are two things to worry about;-

Whether you go to heaven or hell

If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about

If you go to hell, you will be so busy shaking hands with your old friends; you won’t get time to worry

So why worry??

happy new year

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H ours of happy times with friends and family

A bundant time for relaxation

P rosperity

P lenty of love when you need it the most

Y outhful excitement at lifes' simple pleasures

N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont' worry be happy)

E verything you deserve will be gifted by God

W ishing you love and light

Y ears and years of good health

E njoyment and mirth

A ngels to watch over you

R embrances of happy years!

sincere wishes for a meaningful 2010 to all!

Husband V/S Wife

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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

************ ********* ********* *********

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

************ ********* ********* *********

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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our Prime Minister….

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Our Prime Minister is possibly the most qualified PM all over the world.
EDUCATION /Qualification:
1950 : Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1952 : Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1954 : Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College , Cambridge ,
1955 – 57 : Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957 : DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor, Inter national Trade, Delhi School of Economics , University of Delhi , 1969-71;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University , New Delhi , 1976
and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant
Working Experience/ POSITIONS:
1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance
1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India ;
Alternate governor for India , Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India , Board of governors, IBRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member- Secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India ...
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister
1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 1990: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996: Union finance minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket
June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:
India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -Clarendon
Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia , 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi ; Life Member , India International Centre, New Delhi
PERSONAL PROFILE
Name : Dr. Manmohan Singh
DOB : September 26, 1932
Place of Birth : Gah (West Punjab)
Father : S. Gurmukh Singh
Mother : Mrs. Amrit Kaur
Married on : September 14, 1958
Wife : Mrs. Gursharan Kaur
Children : Three daughters

Proud to have such an E ducated Prime Minister….