"That's What She Said"

Christina Aguilera Gets Period During Etta James Tribute

2012-01-30T14:47:00.003-05:00

Christina Aguilera is known for bringing the roof down when she sings, but during her Etta James tribute, she also brought her period. As the singer gets into her performance, she starts to bleed down her legs....now I've heard of singing for food but, for tampons?

Diddy to Launch Own Network- Revolt

2012-01-27T12:15:00.002-05:00

According to Broadcast and Cable magazine, Sean “Diddy” Combs, plans to launch his own music-themed cable network, called Revolt. Diddy's network will serve as a music, news, and reality-channel with an urban twist.... great news for those of us who thought Oprah's OWN would be more than the Old Women/Whites Network!

Demi Moore Whip-its

2012-01-26T19:05:00.001-05:00

Actress Demi Moore was reportedly doing "whip-its" when paramedics were called after she collapsed. The media is stunned at the news since "whip-its" is a type of nitrous oxide inhalant used by teenagers to get high..... Sounds about right, she married a teen!

Ryan Seacrest Buffalo Wing Binge

2012-01-26T18:57:00.001-05:00

Ryan Seacrest's friends claim that the American Idol host ate 125 buffalo wings, while watching NFL playoffs last weekend.... Yeah right, there's nooooo way that happened, absolutely no way did Ryan watch football!

Madonna's Working Hard

2012-01-25T11:22:00.000-05:00

Madonna says she's exhausted from working so hard to look good for her upcoming performance, at Super Bowl XLVI .... Takes a lot of work to inject botox, let's hope she doesn't forget her arms this time!

R.I.P Joe Paterno

2012-01-23T13:12:00.000-05:00

Joe Paterno, former famed college football coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions, died Sunday..... Does anyone know if his body would be placed in the "looking away" position?!

Sarah Michelle Geller's Daughter Picked Outfit

2012-01-18T08:38:00.002-05:00

Sarah Michelle Gellar had a special stylist for the Golden Globes ceremony, letting her 2-year-old daughter pick her dress..... It's definitely a surefire way to test whether or not your child is Autistic!

Jay-Z Drops Bitch

2012-01-18T08:34:00.002-05:00

Jay-Z has reportedly vowed never again to use the word bitch in the wake of the birth of his daughter, Blue Ivy Carter....In related news, Jay-Z was overheard placing a double order of bitches for his music video!

Is Khloe a Fake Kardashian?

2012-01-12T08:36:00.001-05:00

Star magazine is reporting that Khloe Kardashian is not really a Kardashian. Robert Kardashian's ex-wives told Star Magazine that Khloe was conceived when Kris Jenner was unfaithful, during her marriage to Robert Kardashian.... Oooh, Maury Povich has got to put Herman Munster at the top of that paternity list!

Lindsay Lohan Will Do Elizabeth Taylor

2012-01-11T08:33:00.001-05:00

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Lindsay Lohan might play the late Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime television movie.....Makes sense, as both their acting careers are dead!

Kim Kardashian Gets Dumped

2012-01-11T08:30:00.001-05:00

Skechers has dropped Kim Kardashian as their commercial spokesperson, opting for a french bulldog for this year's Super Bowl spot instead.....This will definitely be an improvement in the acting department!

Blue Ivy is a "Natural" Baby

2012-01-10T08:38:00.002-05:00

Beyonce and Jay Z wants everyone to know that Beyonce gave birth to 7lb Baby Blue naturally, not by C-section....Wow, just 6 months ago this was a notoriously private couple, now they're demanding the world knows Beyonce’s twat no longer has walls!

Blue Ivy Carter Has Arrived

2012-01-09T09:45:00.000-05:00

Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their baby girl, Blue Ivy Carter on Saturday. Beyonce gave birth to the couple's first child in a NYC hospital....Cheers to Blue inheriting her mom's looks, or there will be a lot of blue days ahead!

Jlo and Marc Anthony Battle

2012-01-05T08:37:00.000-05:00

Jennifer Lopez isn't the only old fart walking around with a 24 year old plaything. JLo's ex-husband Marc Anthony, decided to unveil his own 24 year old mate, who happens to be a Venezuelan model....Now, that's what I call, "I see your 24 and raise you 240,000!"

Mariah Carey Tweets: Please Pray For Nick

2012-01-04T07:55:00.000-05:00

Mariah Carey asked fans to pray for her husband, Nick Cannon, via Twitter last night, as she tweeted a picture of the two of them in a hospital bed. Nick was rushed to the hospital after suffering kidney failure... Awe, It sucks to see kids get sick!

Kim Kardashian to the Rescue

2012-01-04T07:41:00.000-05:00

Kim Kardashian cleared her schedule to fly to Dallas yesterday, so she can help her sister, Khloe Kardashian, move into her new home... or to find America's Next Big Dummy!

Iowa Caucuses Too Close to Call

2012-01-03T22:44:00.001-05:00

The votes for the Iowa Caucuses are in, and results are showing a three-way tie.... which is exciting, because the last time politics saw a three-way, Bill Clinton was involved!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Split

2011-12-30T16:10:00.000-05:00

Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry, after just one year of marriage....Proving once a girl kisses another girl and likes it, you can't change her!

Kardashian Kard

2011-12-20T09:56:00.000-05:00

The Kardashian Christmas card has arrived....If it wasn't for Lamar Odom, I would have thought it was a promo for the rock band Kiss!

Kobe's Wife Files for Divorce

2011-12-19T12:13:00.001-05:00

Vanessa Bryant, the wife of Kobe Bryant filed for divorce from the Lakers superstar after catching him cheating....I can't wait to see what kind of women Kobe bangs, now that he can still keep doing that!

Sandusky Was Teaching Proper Hygiene

2011-12-16T08:30:00.000-05:00

A new lawyer on Jerry Sandusky's legal team offered up an explanation for the former Penn State defensive coordinator's habits of showering with young boys. Attorney Karl Rominger, says Sandusky was trying to teach the young boys how to shower.... "and this is how you shower in prison, bend over!"

Person of the Year

2011-12-15T09:00:00.000-05:00

Time magazine has named 'The Protester' as its person of the year for 2011.
In related news, Al Sharpton was overheard telling friends that he is Time magazine's person of the year!

Victims In McDonald's Beating Indicted On Burglary Charges

2011-12-15T08:54:00.000-05:00

A jury dismissed all charges against Rayon McIntosh, the McDonald's cashier who used a metal rod to beat two customers who slapped him, then jumped over the counter with intentions to attack him. The two women, who jumped over the counter, have now been indicted on burglary charges..... Now that's McJustice!

Derek Jeter's Chicks Get Swag Not Shame

2011-12-14T09:12:00.001-05:00

According to the New York Post, the New York Yankees captain sends his one-night stands away with gift baskets and autographed balls....Just in case you didn't have enough of them in your mouth the night before!

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked

2011-12-12T08:15:00.000-05:00

Lindsay Lohan's nude Playboy photos from the January/February 2012 issue, hit the internet early...and I'm pretty sure someone fell asleep leaning on their computer's airbrush key!