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Paul Potts (X-Factor): When dreams come true

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:38:00 +0000

An extraordinary talent. An ordinary man.

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Where the Hell is Matt?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:31:00 +0000

The new iPhone 4S: a new way of communicating with your wife

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 15:15:00 +0000

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Dubai Airport Flash Mob: Great!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:30:00 +0000

PwC: A Scandal or usual business among associates?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:49:00 +0000

Link to bhetter quality image here

This is just so ridiculous: Ernst & Young's Happy Days

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:48:00 +0000

Alec Balwin's best ever performance. A salesman on fire!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:21:00 +0000

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

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A Brief Dictionnary to Women

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:41:00 +0000

I am married. My wife is great. She is beautiful. She is awesome. I tell you all of this just in case she one day reads my blog. But for the truth of it, these ARE indeed golden rules. Learn them by heart. They will safe you a lot of hassle, and make you THE men, at least for a couple of hours.

Who wouldn't want to be Charie Sheen?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:35:00 +0000

Honestly, if a room full of men were asked whether they would like to be Charlie Sheen, every single one of them would raise their hand. Me included. Who is not dreaming of a house on the beach in California, a brand new sports car, and hot girls coming in and out at a random, but regular, pace, and this without the trauma of a relationship? Who is not dreaming of spending his days doing nothing, except for the sheer hassle of having to wake up, somewhen, somehow, and maybe shower before taking his first drink right on the couch, barely awake enough to realize he is drinking, and that there is more alcohol in that one glass than most of us drink in a week.

A day-in, day-out life thining about nothing else but me. My overwhelmingly simple pleasures of good food, good company, and good drinks. And why would he need a wife if he has a daily cleaning women tendering to his dirty clothes and vacuum cleaning?

World View According to Americans

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:33:00 +0000

Revocation of American Independence

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:31:00 +0000

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one)

Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too)

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)

8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

The Difference Between Men and Women

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 19:01:00 +0000

That's me in the corner (the right one)!

And they start very young:)

Jobs, Cash, and Hope

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:46:00 +0000

"‎10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash -

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash."

Jailed: Wall Street Protesters or Wall Street Bankers?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:31:00 +0000

I am sort of a Wall Street guy. Sort of in the sense that I worked for a couple of years in the private equity industry before quitting and engaging into an academic career.... Now I am researching in finance, so not much of a change, maybe more theoretical. Anyway, I love all the criticism the banker guys get from the street. But hey, if any of the protesters would know how little of a life Wall Streeters have, burried in their office almost 16 hours a day, they would have more pity and less anger...

The best and funniest wedding entrance ever!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:42:00 +0000

This is by far the funniest and best wedding entrance I have ever seen. I love how the bride maids and the best men just rock the church, and towards the end, the grand entrance of the couple just tops it all. Well done, an may they live a rich and wonderful life together!

When Ben Bernanke took the Fed Chief Job

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 21:34:00 +0000

The disappointment for Columbia Business School's Dean Glenn Hubbard was big the day the job was handed over to Ben Bernanke. He even made a song to express his sorrow...

Singlish: Take a coc* order

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Auntie tries to park in Singapore

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I am my own GrandPa: Probably the strangest family tree

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Great take on Investment Bankers

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 08:43:00 +0000

When the exorcist meets Dirt Devil

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 21:04:00 +0000

Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.

Morty's

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 10:23:00 +0000

MORTYS from Bad Kidow Company on Vimeo.

English language and the appropriate use of Fuck

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 May 2009 09:35:00 +0000

[Best of the Web]: The Keys to my Kingdom

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:55:00 +0000

"To make matters worse, he had taken my place on the two-person couch, leaving me the distant, third-wheel chair, a full coffee table away from my prize.I wasn’t a math major in college, but I knew enough to be certain that the guy on the couch is 78% more likely to bang the girl than the loser on the chair. "

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