My Thoughts Exactly

The Story of the Christ Child

2009-12-21T18:01:00.012-05:00

The Story of the Christ Child and Christmas

When Rome was a great Empire ruled by Caesar Augustus and Israel was governed by King Herod, in the village of Nazareth lived Joseph and Mary. Joseph was a carpenter and Mary was a young virgin who would become his wife. Mary told Joseph of a dream in which she was visited by an angel who told her she had been chosen to bear the Son of God and his name was to be Jesus ... [read more here]

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I pray that all within the sound of my blog will decide wholeheartedly to accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Saviour. It is only through His innocent shed blood that covers our sins and saves us eternally from the wrath to come ... nothing else. Choose salvation before it is too late my friend! The time is now because that all we have is 'now'. This very second, this very breath. The next breath may not come. Yesterday is a memory and Tomorrow doesn't exist yet. For some people Tomorrow may never get here. Death is always stalking our mortal being. Most of us never know when we'll die. To Him, our life and our soul is precious. Please accept Him now and live with us in Heaven, forgiven, forever. Remember, you are loved and wanted. Nobody will be turned away who wants to believe.

To believe in Him, these are the following truths:
* That Jesus Christ was born of a virgin birth. He is Son of God and Son of man (less the sin) ...
* That this same Jesus who is without sin died for OUR sins on the cross and rose again on the 3rd day ...
* That Christ now sits by the right hand of God the Father making intercession for us ...
* That we are "Saved by grace, not by works" ...

All these truths will bring true peace, a contentment and a happiness that nothing worldly could ever give.

A believer can never lose one's salvation. Never. We can not EARN our salvation nor can we LOSE it and no person or organization can take it from us! My experience has been that life is frought with imperfection. In fact, life is down-right messy and many times depressing and scary. He offers salvation to all mankind through the shed blood of our Lord Jesus Christ. GOD the Father loves us, no matter what has been done in the past. Give your heart to Him and spend eternity with Him in Heaven. All He wants from all of us is Love. That's His promise and God NEVER lies.

So dear reader, trust in Him, the one true right God, Jesus Christ our Saviour. Salvation can be yours today and no one can take it from you. And always remember to do the right thing, because good does prevail. God can fix all manner of problems in our lives if we just give Him a chance. He loves you right now.

Remember, Wise Men still seek Him. :)

Have a blessed and safe holiday season dear ones!

Better Get Your Ducks In A Row

2009-12-21T07:47:00.008-05:00

Sad news. This morning I received a message from "Georgia Conservatives in Action" at FaceBook.

Subject: Health Care Bill Clears Crucial procedural Vote in Senate, 60 to 40

Health-care bill clears crucial procedural vote in Senate, 60 to 40.

The Senate cleared a crucial procedural hurdle to bring its health-care bill to the brink of final passage by Christmas Eve. The partisan vote of 60 to 40 shut down a Republican filibuster of the $871 billion package and followed days of tough negotiations with Democratic holdouts.

The Senate voted to shut down the debate. Next, they vote on the bill itself. We're slowly being sold down the river by the very people who should be representing us. The morally bankrupt are leading the way to more tyranny.

So those of us who believe in freedom and don't wish to live under Communism with the soulless empty suit President Zero, need to get our ducks in a row this Christmas. Visit with loved ones. Stock pile what's needed. Get ready to go to battle. It's getting closer and, like a freight train with no one at the controls, I can't see any way to stop it.

May God have mercy and bless our endeavors to protect our Republic.

Hurry! While Supplies Last.

2009-12-20T16:02:00.001-05:00

"Avatar" Just Another Anti-American Movie

2009-12-19T21:38:00.004-05:00

Avatar
Another 'save your money and buy a DVD' moment. Apparently, the new Avatar movie is not worth blowing one's hard earned American money on.

(Avatar is) over-hyped (un)believable tripe that spews political messages that 70% of America doesn't believe in.

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... Debbie Schlussel, (hattip Saberpoint), thinks that "Avatar" stinks to high heaven. Long, boring, unoriginal. And oh-yah uber-left too.

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Smurf-like natives made to look like overgrown American Indians, complete with warpaint, mohawks, and long ponytails (that have computer-like USB cable tendrils in them, which can communicate with nature–ludicrous). Does that sound like earth-shattering stuff to you? They looked like Jar Jar Binks with arrowheads.

So, my advice is don't waste your money or your brain on more Hollywood sewage. Stay home and watch a nice old movie or a REAL nature show. You'll be richer in spirit and in the pocket. $$

Source: Skip Avatar This Weekend, Stay Home And Watch Seven Brides For Seven Brothers by Left Coast Rebel

Funny Friday ~ Global Warming

2009-12-18T08:57:00.001-05:00

Source: Mike Lester

A Call To Arms: Our Second Revolution Against Tyranny

2009-12-17T15:20:00.005-05:00

I have many ancestors who fought in the 1st American Revolution for independence. Being an avid genealogist, I've taken the time to study many of the reasons why our brave ancestors fought the tyranny from across the big pond.

After watching the news again today, I believe it's time for those of us who know that the US Constitution is an UNFLAWED document and worthy of obedience, that we threaten disobedience to the current Federal government. It's time to DEFUND and DISOBEY any and all unconstitutional laws.

I hope y'all don't think I go around looking for things to protest because I don't. I have always obeyed the law as best I could but more than anything I enjoy being left alone. ObamaCare, Cap & Trade, the EPA, etc. is Fascism trying to take over all our lives. I am ready to draw a line in the sand and stand my ground. I pray other TeaPartiers will join me in this quiet, gentle civil disobedience.

There is a persuasive article by Atlas Shrugs today dealing with our dire situation:

The Second American Revolution: Defund and Disobey the Fascists

Pamela Geller expresses My Thoughts Exactly. :)

Shout Out: Pappy's Place Article

2009-12-15T11:14:00.004-05:00

Just a short diddy today.

Y'all gotta read this today over a Pappy's Place titled "Quit Treading On Me". It's my thoughts exactly!! If you're not one of his 'followers' already, please consider doing so. This is just one of many thought provoking articles he's written. Pappy is a true Patriot.

Enjoy! :)

Three Things: Mostly Healthcare Debate

2009-12-14T20:52:00.004-05:00

This evening, I just received a notification from my local Representative, Jack Kingston (R-GA):

Confirmed: Both House, Senate Democratic Bills Increase Health Care Costs
December 14th, 2009 by Legislative Staff

Last Friday, the Obama Administration dropped a bombshell - admitting in a memo that the Senate's government takeover of health care would increase the cost of health care. This is just the latest report which confirms that both the House and Senate health care bills don't bend the cost curve down as the President and his Democratic allies in Congress have repeatedly claimed.

Richard S. Foster, the chief actuary of the federal Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said Friday that under Mr. Reid's bill national health spending from 2010 to 2019 would total $35.5 trillion. That is $234 billion, or 0.7 percent, more than the amount projected under current law, he added¦ Republicans said Mr. Foster's report confirmed what they had been saying for months.

The Obama Administration has already admitted that the House health care bill will increase health care costs. In an October memo from the Obama Administration's Chief Actuary for the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), Richard Foster, estimated that Total national health expenditures under [H.R. 3200] would increase by an estimated 2.7 percent in calendar year 2019. Over the next 10 years, CMS predicts overall national health expenditures will jump by 2.1 percent, or $750.3 billion. And the independent, non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) agreed with the CMS analysis, as the Washington Post noted recently: the House bill, the CBO said, would push federal spending higher.

So what do the Democrats' health care bills actually accomplish? The following chart makes it plain: the Democrats are aiming for a government takeover of health care, and both the House and Senate bills would accomplish that goal.

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And, I received the following information from Georgia Conservatives In Action.

This bogus 'health care' bill, if it passes and if it still has the Public Option, will cost married couples unbelievable amounts of money in premiums.

Marriage Penalty Hidden in Health Care Reform.

For instance, in the House version, an unmarried couple each making $30,000 a year would pay $1,320 combined each year for private health insurance. If that couple chose to marry, their premium would jump to $12,000 a year, a difference of $10,680.

I can't afford THAT!! Who can? I guess they'll just have to arrest me for not having insurance which I already have from retirement. Gosh, what a mess!!!

(NOTE 9:32PM: Atlas Shrugs claims that the Public Option and Medicare Buy-In are dead. Let's hope and pray that everything else is soon DEAD too!)

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And, finally DeMint warns of 'emergency rally'

Sen. Jim DeMint (R-S.C.) is putting Capitol Hill on a "Code Red" alert Tuesday in an effort to stop the Senate's health care reform legislation.

I think he's calling for a march on Capital Hill tomorrow! Works for me. I say we need a real old-fashioned revolt.

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In closing:

These heinous legislations have crawled up from the pits of hell and are spewing out of the mouth of the Obama-Pelosi-Reid monster. Throw in Cap & Trade, the EPA's power hungry grab, etc. and we are headed for a real show-down. I pray that none of these unconstitutional bills pass. It will wreck havoc on our already fragile economy and possibly cause another Civil War.

A Rasmussen Early Christmas Gift

2009-12-13T16:07:00.007-05:00

No wonder the Demoncrats hate the Rasmussen polls. They leave out the bozos who don’t bother voting. In other words, they only want to tally people who are registered voters and thus might actually have some effect on election outcomes. How elitist of Rasmussen to leave out the lazy. How dare they!? Obviously he hasn’t read the Demoncrat cheat sheet: everybody counts, even those who don’t know jack squat and can’t bother getting up out of the chair to vote.

On the other hand, I can see their point: with ACORN around to raise the dead for voting, the Demoncrats don’t need to bother with reality. Fraud is so much more reassuring and predictable.

Well, good news folks, The Rasmussen polls show that the Obamanation's popularity is plummeting like a rock.

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Sunday shows that 23% of the nation's voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-two percent (42%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -19.

Today is the second straight day that Obama’s Approval Index rating has fallen to a new low. Prior to the past two days, the Approval Index had never fallen below -15 during Obama’s time in office.

Looks like the The Great Unwashed (as I'm sure politicans refer to us as) are starting to really pay attention. I guess it took 17% of the population being unemployed, numerous tax increases, and the threat of rationed healthcare to wake 'em up. Well, whatever. I'm glad folks are getting on board. Welcome to the fray y'all!

And thanks Rasmussen for telling the truth! This makes me very, very happy ... :)

Source

Honda’s CB Twister Motorcycle

2009-12-11T21:22:00.007-05:00

Honda CB Twister
It's hard to tell from my blog, but the majority of my life does not revolve around politics. Most of the time I talk about anything with 2 wheels.

In fact, happily most of our life revolves around motorcycles.

I just had to share this one with y'all.

My husband found an article on the Honda CB Twister while perusing one of his favorite websites Motorcycle News. The bike is a 110cc single-cylinder and sells for about £550 (if my currency convertor is accurate, that's about $803.74 in American money). And at 186 mpg, this little number is a cheap date. It's really popular in India:

"In the first quarter of this year, for example, Honda sold 1,118,987 bikes India."

It's not fair, they get all the cool bikes overseas. :)

Source

Funny Friday

2009-12-11T08:07:00.004-05:00

Shoe Polish - $25.00
The Liar & Cheat On His Knees Again - Priceless

(At least he finally found an occupation that fits his job qualifications)

Hat tip to Pappy

Sunday Thoughts And A Humble Prayer Request

2009-12-06T09:22:00.004-05:00

Jesus answered "I am the way, the truth and the Life.
No man comes unto the Father except by Me .." (John 14:6)
Our country is in a terrible quagmire. We have no strong, moral leadership. Our country is historically and spiritually in it's "feet of clay" (Daniel 2:31-32). True, it could get worse. Cap and Trade is essentially dead ... Praise the Lord Jesus for this mercy ... but if ObamaCare passes in any form, it will get worse.

I see only two possible scenerios if the hell inspired Health 'care' passes.

1) People accept it like sheep and live in the torments of hell they created. There is despair and gnashing of teeth for the lack of courage to 'change' events. The economy finally collapses with no hope of recovery.

~ or ~

2) People take up their arms, march on Washington and remove those in power that we have created ... forever. Either a new age of enlightenment begins or we degress even further into despair for not following the US Constitution. We must return to the teachings of the Constitution and God's Holy word.

Because "... a little leven levens the whole lump." (Galatians 5:9)

Our Senators are meeting all weekend with the Dear Leader (you know, the one that HATES AMERICA). Please y'all pray that these demon inspired bills that slithered up from the pits SHALL NOT PASS!

Our freedoms are a delicate, living thing. We can not squash them repeatedly without paying dire consequences.

Hope? Yes, there's always hope. As long as we breathe, there's always hope.

Real 'hope', not the Audicity of a Dope.

WITNESS for Jesus Christ that the lost may know the true meaning of 'care' and turn away from these false masters.

GIVE to our neighbors our love, our prayers, our warm and kindly thoughts.

PRAY without ceasing for our nation and our leaders.

This will bring about real 'change' that will please the Lord God and blessings will flow accordingly.

Check Please!

2009-12-01T18:01:00.003-05:00

This has to be, hands down, the most bizarre thing I've ever reported on!

Are you ready for the Bizarro World Report?

The Committee On Oversight and Government Reform reports that the Bureau of Engraving and Printing is paying it's own employees to return stolen government property!!

"Angry employees at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing say the cash-strapped agency is giving taxpayer money to government employees to return government printers. At least 534 mostly senior bureau employees have individual printers to ensure that sensitive documents -- related mostly to personnel issues -- don't end up in the wrong hands. But now the agency wants them back and plans to give employees a $75 gift card to turn them over."

HUH??!!!! Who is the bright boy that thought up this little scam?

I can't make this stuff up folks. This is so wrong I don't have enough words to describe it.

The Left Searches Out And Harasses Dissenters

2009-11-29T08:47:00.006-05:00

I have enjoyed taking a week or so off to rest my aging paws and weary head from this war. Yes, dear ones, we are at war. True it’s a spiritual war at the moment but it could very swiftly digress into bullets at a moment‘s notice. Our country is making history this year but it’s not a history that many of us will desire to remember any time soon.

“We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places” Ephesians 6:12

This has been a long and painful year in our camp. We’ve had to wrestle with the President of Darkness (aka the unholy Trinity of Obama-Pelosi-Reid). We’ve lost too many beloveds to the Spectre of Death. Friends we’ve known for years and some loved as our own family. I know that most of them are now with Christ but we still miss them in our hearts.

But on to the true subject of today’s post:

There is an article I wish to share with my dear readers today. It’s the The Wilding of Sarah Palin by Robin of Berkeley

“The Left has declared war on Palin because she threatens their existence. Liberals need women dependent and scared so that women, like blacks, will vote Democrat.“

As one can tell by the photo above, I’m a wild game hunter and know the effects of weapons to flesh. It isn’t pretty. It’s violent and messy. Our words can be weapons that tear flesh from bone too. We can kill someone with our words just as surely as I can pull a trigger and stop the beating heart of an animal.

One year whilst deer / turkey hunting I shot a turkey with my Ruger M77 International Carbine (.243 Winchester) from my deer stand. In Florida it was legal to hunt both two days before Thanksgiving. I hit the bird so correctly in the gullet that it eviscerated the creature. It was a clean kill. The tactic I used to put meat on the table reminds me of how the Media and Hollywood treats Christians in general and Sarah Palin specifically.

They hate God and anything to do with Him so vehemently that they‘ll attack His messengers, even at the risk of losing money and viewers. For these "progressives" it is their religion. We are perceived as being “legal” and are their targets.

Robin’s well written article is straight from the heart about how the Lame Stream Media is using eviscerating tactics towards Sarah Palin and other conservatives. It is a mental rape performed in public meant to destroy the messenger rather than the message. Disagreeing with someone is healthy but cruelty is never an admirable trait in my book.

“And so the Left must try to destroy her. And they are doing this in the most malicious of ways: by symbolically raping her.”

I’m not endorsing Sarah Palin for President. Truthfully, she’s not my first choice. I like her, though, as a person and a mother. Mrs. Palin has what is missing from followers of the Left: good character.

“Being nice is underrated.” ~ Anonymous

“Socialism is a system that courageously combats the problems that it itself creates." ~ Polish anti-communist oppositionist

Happy Thanksgiving

2009-11-25T11:48:00.000-05:00

Have A Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.
Stay warm, stay safe and above all else, stay vigilant.
God bless!

Best Sign Yet ~ Funny Friday

2009-11-20T13:19:00.003-05:00

Note: I received this hilarious sign from my blogging buddy, Aunt Amelia's Attic. She has a very sweet blog. Thanks Amelia! :)

Another Strange Chicago Death - School Board President Michael Scott

2009-11-16T12:43:00.007-05:00

Chicago School Board President Michael Scott
I thought the Chicago way was to sink them but I guess a gun shot wound will do just as good. Reading between the lines is mandatory with the gangster Obama administration.

Michael Scott was found floating in the Chicago river from an alleged self induced gunshot wound to the head.

He's been in trouble before 'the accident' apparently.

Recently, Scott made news when he was subpoenaed to testify before a federal grand jury looking into the admissions practices of Chicago's elite schools.

Scott was also subpoenaed last summer by a federal grand jury investigating how students are chosen for admission to elite public schools. The probe was to determine whether some students were being "clouted" in.

Scott said at the time he was surprised by the subpoena and flatly denied that he has ever flexed his political muscle -- during two stints as board president – to clout any student into a "selective enrollment" school.

Oh, and get this little tasty tidbit:

Scott also drew controversy while sitting on the Chicago 2016 Olympic Committee. He had failed to disclose the involvement of his real estate firm, Michael Scott and Associates, in a real estate development near Douglas Park, where the Olympic cycling venue would have been located.

He insisted he would not profit from the deal.

Wouldn't profit??!! Yeah, and I believe everything that proceeds out of the mouth of Nazi Pelosi.

As IF!!!

This could be perfectly innocent tragic suicide or are we facing yet another Obama connection conveniently removed?

I feel bad for the catfish. They shouldn’t be subject to this kind of abuse.

I'm just sayin'.

Sources:
Fox News
CBS Chicago

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words

2009-11-15T15:10:00.001-05:00

Our Patriotic Zero

Another One Bites The Dust

2009-11-14T05:50:00.005-05:00

Like rats scampering off a sinking ship, the list of Demoncrats bailing out is growing daily.

"Mao Zedong" Anita is Dunn as Communications Director of January, I think it is. [Medialite] Unfortunately, we'll probably still see her ugly mug show up from time-to-time.

Now White House Counsel Gregory Craig is 'leaving' [Reuters] ... his official post, anyway. I've noticed with this communist administration, though, they usually say they're leaving but end up staying pretty close to the false idol Barry whenever possible.

Perhaps their false god President Zero isn't burning so bright anymore.

Maybe we can next get Nazi Pelosi, Barney Frank and Harry Reid to drop off the radar. Wouldn't that be a happy day indeed!! Come on California, Massachusetts and Nevada -- Wake up and FIRE them next election! Put someone Constitutionally sound and moral in their stead. You can save your souls and America all with the pull of one lever.

Health Care Freedom In Virginia

2009-11-13T18:26:00.005-05:00

Now the State Of Virginia steps up to the plate to protect it's citizens from Nazi Pelosi and Mr. Zero.

The act in part reads:

Neither the Governor nor the Department of Health, the Department of Public Welfare or any other Commonwealth agency shall participate in the compliance with any Federal law, regulation or policy that would compromise the freedom of choice in health care of any resident of this Commonwealth.

Here's the rest of The 10th Amendment Center article. If they find a sponsor, it will be voted on in 2010.

How do you spell "nullification" Feds! Yay, you go Virginia! Definately sending heartfelt prayers for success your way. Now would Georgia please also do the same thing? Please!

Florida Is Sabre Rattling Now About State's Rights

2009-11-10T18:15:00.003-05:00

My husband and I are originally from Florida, native born. We lived in the great city of Jacksonville for many years before moving to our country home.

It's looking like we may have to move back there to have any freedoms at all.

It appears that Florida is truly serious about inacting the 10th Amendment (State's Rights) in the US Constitution, if any of the Obama-Pelosi-Reid communism passes the Senate:

10th Amendment

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Here's the article: First Coast lawmakers warn federal government about states' rights

Our prayers are with you Florida! And I'm praying that Georgia will also pass legislation to opt out of any of these Satan inspired bills before the Senate. That, or Georgia could secede from the Union. Etiher one works for me. :)

ALERT: Tea Party Express In Brunswick Tuesday Evening

2009-11-09T15:49:00.004-05:00

Tea Party Express will be stopping in Brunswick, GA at the Strike Zone/Denny's parking lot on Tuesday, Nov 10th from 7:30pm - 8:30 pm . This Denny's is on I-95 on Hwy 25.

Pass the word - we need to show them a huge welcome!

Tea Party Express

My husband and I plan to attend. Hope to see you there! :)

*** UPDATE: 10 Nov 2009 7:12 AM - Event may be cancelled due to heavy rains from Tropical Storm Ida. Please check before attending. God bless. :) ***

The State's Nuclear Option

2009-11-09T08:01:00.004-05:00

In light of this weekend's health care vote, this article is definitely worth a read .... nullification may be the key to restoring our republic ...

States Have A Nuclear Option Too

If this passes into law, the number of freeloaders will soon outnumber those who pay taxes--those who have a work ethic and pay taxes are going to get very disillusioned as more and more of their paycheck goes to taxes. Incentive for productivity and ingenuity will be gone. People will lose their work ethic because they will be tired of carrying the load--I believe in helping others but the government doesn't need to take my hard earned money and give it to people (three and four generations deep) who work the system. Fraud, laziness, and excuses need to be eliminated and that means cleaning Congress' clock next elections.

And can we impeach that sorry Indonesian Candidate yet????!!!

We Mourn With You Fort Hood

2009-11-08T08:20:00.005-05:00

Sending our prayers and thoughts to the victims and survivors of last weeks terrorist attack. I hope the military learns from this and kicks ALL the Muslims out of the service. And our country should revoke all Muslim Visas so that they'll have to leave America. This has been an accident looking for a place to happen.

ORT HOOD, TEXAS (BNO NEWS) -- Officials at Fort Hood on Saturday released the names of twelve soldiers and one civilian employee who were killed during the shooting rampage last Thursday. (CNN iReport)

Lt. Col. Juanita L. Warman, 55, of Havre De Grace, Md. She was assigned to the 1908th Medical Company, Independence, Mo.

Maj. Libardo Caraveo, 52, of Woodbridge, Va. He was assigned to the 467th Medical Detachment, Madison, Wis.

Capt. John P. Gaffaney, 54, of San Diego, Calif. He was assigned to the 1908th Medical Company, Independence, Mo.

Capt. Russell Seager, 41, of Racine, Wis. He was assigned to the 467th Medical Company, Madison, Wis.

Staff Sgt. Justin Decrow, 32, of Plymouth, Ind. He was assigned to the 16th Signal Company, Fort Hood, Texas.

Sgt. Amy Krueger, 29, of Kiel, Wis. She was assigned to the 467th Medical Company, Madison, Wis.

Spc. Jason Hunt, 22, of Tillman, Okla. He was assigned to the 1st Brigade, Fort Hood, Texas.

Spc. Frederick Greene, 29, of Mountain City, Tenn. He was assigned to the 16th Signal Company, Fort Hood, Texas.

Pfc. Aaron Nemelka, 19, of West Jordan, Utah. He was assigned to the 510th Engineer Company, 20th Engineer Battalion, Fort Hood, Texas.

Pfc. Michael Pearson, 22, of Bolinbrook, Ill. He was assigned to the 510th Engineer Company, 20th Engineer Battalion, Fort Hood, Texas.

Spc. Kham Xiong, 23, of St. Paul, Minn. He was assigned to the 510th Engineer Company, 20th Engineer Battalion, Fort Hood, Texas.

Pvt. Francheska Velez, 21, of Chicago, Ill. She was assigned to the 15th Combat Support Battalion, Fort Hood, Texas.

Mr. Michael Cahill of Cameron, Texas. He was a civilian employee on Fort Hood.

The Muslim terrorist survived. I hope there will be justice.

The New GM 2010

2009-11-01T16:28:00.003-05:00

The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces
The 2010 PelObama

This car runs on hot air and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns
(careful, just like the names says, it's not very stable!).

It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help
the occupants talk their way out of any violations as they
change moment to moment.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces
of all the 'happy' owners.

Comes in Petite and Small sizes.

It won't get you to work, but hey,
there aren't any jobs anyway!