tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132Sun, 19 May 2013 20:18:52 +0000motherhoodfacialsaddictionJohnny DeppJustin TimberlakeAssbadgersI am oldbody hairdiaper rashbugsOprahPiratesshoppinghow tonatureawesomenesscartoonsguest posthairChalean Extremesodacake decorating. foodhousewifelaundrygirlsspringdarth vaderfamilyvideopetsWTFI am awesometoddlersamusement parksbirth controlswine fluembarrassingnatalie deecocktailsrantkidsworking momsexercisesanitymother's dayhalloweenPCOSH1N1realitypregnantsesame streetmosquitoesdogstoothpasteSADbrotherstay at home momsother blogslife lessonsschooldrinkingsheetsJohn Lennonmy kids are a little oddbabyholidayssuperstitionhusbandGPSsickbathroombloggingPMSgrow up Lizzsantatoy storypregnancycleaningweightbandaidsback in tha daymediatechnologyearth dayCFLmenage a mondayGleemagicvintageguiltAl GoreARMantidepressantsbirthmarriageenvironmentagingphotosbedsDietsIndiananeuroticstar warssleepthings I lovegreensexshit that makes me laughplus sizeBody for Lifesocial networkingwaterperfectionzoomake upgumDiCapriointernetcerealpredatory lendingblanketbeautygrocerycakesewinggay peepssisterfriendswomentooth fairyconceiveBloody HellFarewell to FatbirthdaymortgageboobsvacationwaxingspaceballsrandomparentingmusicWordless WednesdayI am a huge dorkHappinesstantrumsSTFUEnergy Drinkspoison controlhickeyspacifiersDammitrecipedreamsblackberrysiblingskids. birthdaysboxersfoodoutdoorstwitterfestivalsRenaissance FaireawardshiatusgermaphobecoffeeFriday FundayfailMichael Jacksonflyladymoneyhttp://www.onenerveleft.com/noreply@blogger.com (Lizz)Blogger222125blogspot/DIOchttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-7458764238227172670Wed, 15 May 2013 03:07:00 +00002013-05-14T23:29:31.558-04:00About a month ago, I visited Sophia’s preschool class. As usual, I was greeted by shrieks of “SOPHIA’S MOM!” and a pile of hugs from children other than my own, as they vied for my attention to tell me all about their cat, baby brother, or that detail of family life that would horrify their mothers. Preschoolers are terrifyingly honest. True story: one little girl told me last year how excited http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/4eGcfPy3smY/the-tooth-fairy-cometh-and-taketh-away.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)1<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=4eGcfPy3smY:rqbBznlCOUE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/4eGcfPy3smY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2013/05/the-tooth-fairy-cometh-and-taketh-away.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-4938170466338153099Wed, 16 May 2012 17:51:00 +00002012-05-16T13:52:30.081-04:00 My husband and I hopped on the Game of Thrones bandwagon this week. We are three episodes into the first season, and we are liking it. I mean...it's no True Blood or anything.....but... In the first episode, we were introduced to Bran, the ten year old little boy. They did a close up of his face and I noticed how his freckles were splattered across his nose and cheeks just like my nine year http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/UC3hsYB39c8/my-son-totally-looks-like.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)4<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=UC3hsYB39c8:2JDEVJdMed4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/UC3hsYB39c8" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2012/05/my-son-totally-looks-like.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-2769865672216155655Mon, 14 May 2012 00:59:00 +00002012-05-13T20:59:57.553-04:00My mom once told me that the one regret she had about the way she raised us kids was that she wished she didn't yell so much. I found this particularly interesting since I really don't remember her yelling at us at all. I mean, I know there were times we got yelled at, but I can't think of anything specifically horrifying or yelling to excessive levels. Definitely nothing I've sought therapy for.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/hGoM-TNpH5o/things-i-never-knew-about-my-mom.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)0<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=hGoM-TNpH5o:VATEqqUEAHw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/hGoM-TNpH5o" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2012/05/things-i-never-knew-about-my-mom.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-2291816202721388331Fri, 11 May 2012 13:14:00 +00002012-05-11T09:18:12.714-04:00womenWTFmotherhoodvintageworking momsfamilybirthAssbadgersstay at home momsSo yeah,....Time Magazine is fueling the Mommy War fires. If you have squeezed a baby out of your vagina or had one yanked from your belly, you probably heard about this yesterday. Instead of writing a new post about it today, I thought "surely I have written about this topic before" and Lo! there it was. This is an excerpt of the post I wrote two years ago when a very judgmental and bitchy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/O8QdffoVAQw/im-every-woman-every-mother-vintage.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)0<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=O8QdffoVAQw:m7EBwWn5isk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/O8QdffoVAQw" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2012/05/im-every-woman-every-mother-vintage.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-8604042259313642688Sun, 15 Jan 2012 15:22:00 +00002012-01-15T10:22:09.163-05:00things I loveagingguiltDietsbody hairhairSADPCOSI am oldI am a huge dorkThis is normally the time of year where I am (big) ass deep in self-conflict. Know why? Girl Scout Cookie Time. Those pretty petite pastry pimps are at the mouth of every damn store begging for me to buy their wares in hopes of winning a trip to some place I've probably never even been to....except, don't they have to do that shit in a tent? Yeah, screw that. Anyway, I usually pretend for a http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/PRveAmG8_V0/you-say-you-want-resolutionwell-you.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)2<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=PRveAmG8_V0:8ae6jtzsZ30:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/PRveAmG8_V0" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2012/01/you-say-you-want-resolutionwell-you.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-8793306716226480546Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:36:00 +00002012-01-06T00:36:39.013-05:00things I lovelife lessonsrealityneuroticbloggingI am awesomeBloody HellI am a huge dorkI haven't touched my blog for over a year. It's like my blog and I became this old married couple. I was just too busy and tired to be bothered. Sometimes I would try, but it would seem so forced. I tried less frequently. Then it became awkward. The longer I waited, the more apparent the awkwardness became. So I just stopped trying altogether. For awhile, I pretended nothing was out of the http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/ZUmNzZLKQos/why-i-stopped-blogging-and-why-i-want.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)12<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=ZUmNzZLKQos:TP9GRutdajk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/ZUmNzZLKQos" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2012/01/why-i-stopped-blogging-and-why-i-want.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-380648399162304480Tue, 07 Dec 2010 19:23:00 +00002010-12-07T14:23:30.122-05:00Today is my 36th birthday. Also, today I discovered my bladder has a 4 sneeze limit before I wet my pants.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/N8xxkDTAOxc/birthdays-side-effects-include.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)7<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=N8xxkDTAOxc:3EavxW5wjnI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/N8xxkDTAOxc" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/12/birthdays-side-effects-include.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-5182306836084840575Sat, 04 Dec 2010 15:50:00 +00002010-12-04T10:50:33.802-05:00vintageholidaysfood*I've been getting requests and messages for this link. I thought I would repost from last year for my new readers. And also so you guys will stop interrupting my Family Feud games on Facebook for the recipe because you don't know how to use a search function. Enjoy! That reason would be that I'm not very kitcheny. But when I find something simple, fun and appealing to look at, that I'm also http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/cg849y1WFOE/by-popular-demand-there-is-reason-this.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)1<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=cg849y1WFOE:kAfherm4O_w:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/cg849y1WFOE" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/12/by-popular-demand-there-is-reason-this.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-3426600464322564947Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:12:00 +00002010-12-02T16:12:44.099-05:00randomInstead of buying a shitload of toys for Christmas this year, I could probably just buy batteries for the eleventy hundred toys we already have that are sitting around lifeless on shelves and in toy boxes. Just sayin'.http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/A8q0L2F2DGg/i-could-probably-get-away-with-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)2<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=A8q0L2F2DGg:hSfJbJzXiFg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/A8q0L2F2DGg" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/12/i-could-probably-get-away-with-it.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-5526939601370069463Fri, 29 Oct 2010 01:21:00 +00002010-10-28T21:21:33.533-04:00things I loveawesomenesshusbandtechnologyI am a huge dorkIt's been two weeks since my last post. This is a mother of a confession because I'm pretty sure I've committed the majority of sins. I have been coveting the hell out of something. A new phone. I have been loyal to my Blackberry for years. Almost four years to be exact. I entered into a binding pact and had every intention of staying happy in that pact. Blackberry and I were inseparable. It washttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/vrwLbW-EQPg/forgive-me-blog-for-i-have-sinned.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)7<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=vrwLbW-EQPg:CkNgJBtUJLQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/vrwLbW-EQPg" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/10/forgive-me-blog-for-i-have-sinned.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-3523614688998216485Wed, 13 Oct 2010 12:08:00 +00002010-10-13T08:08:43.109-04:00WTFshit that makes me laughUm. And...many more? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/NPCbGREIT6w/wtf-wednesday-uhhhcongrats.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)4<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=NPCbGREIT6w:rOGYu0SxgC8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/NPCbGREIT6w" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/10/wtf-wednesday-uhhhcongrats.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-3547687935246155491Sat, 09 Oct 2010 03:42:00 +00002010-10-08T23:45:15.594-04:00John LennonHappy 70th Birthday, John Lennon. The world misses you. I know I do. Your music is chocolate cake for my soul. We sure could use a guy like you right now. How would you be spending your days in these tumultuous times, if you were still alive? I can only imagine. My Favorite John Lennon Song http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/vkryvGNjUPE/watching-wheels.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)0<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=vkryvGNjUPE:hx4IFN8T0IA:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/vkryvGNjUPE" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/10/watching-wheels.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-1134105191775386045Thu, 07 Oct 2010 00:39:00 +00002010-10-06T20:39:40.072-04:00randomGleeGlee was sort of a buzz kill last night, huh? It was a really great episode, don't get me wrong.  But there was certainly nothing Glee-ful about it. Well, Finn did get to play with the sides of Rachel's boobs. Schwing. Then there was Ian, who watches Glee with me sometimes but makes snarky comments the entire time. I haven't decided yet if it's that he likes Glee but pretends to hate it. Or if http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/DLJaBshnzwY/your-ownpersonal-cheesus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)3<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=DLJaBshnzwY:Tlq8w5n7Oq4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/DLJaBshnzwY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/10/your-ownpersonal-cheesus.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-146180551944731210Fri, 01 Oct 2010 19:13:00 +00002010-10-02T13:33:09.395-04:00gay peepsFour children have died within the span of a month. One was injured. - August 31, 11 year old Tyler Wilson of Findlay, OH. Badly injured. - September 9, 15 year old Billy Lucas of Greensburg, IN. Dead. - September 23, 13 year old Asher Brown of Houston, TX. Dead. - September 22, 18 year old Tyler Clementi of Ridgewood, NJ. Dead. - September 28, 13 year old Seth Walsh of Tehachapi, CA. Dead. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/7h5lfhRGubA/new-epidemic-theres-no-vaccination.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)7<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=7h5lfhRGubA:qCEyRsuyKnc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/7h5lfhRGubA" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/10/new-epidemic-theres-no-vaccination.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-5434287694688037482Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:51:00 +00002010-09-27T11:51:49.536-04:00guest postmotherhoodother blogsbloggingKnow where I am today? I'm having a cup of binary coffee with my pal, Heather, over at her site. Heather and I have been following each other on The Tweeter for about a year. I had the pleasure of meeting her at BlogIndiana, where I kind of followed her around like a lost puppy since she was the only person I "knew". Turns out, she's pretty freakin' cool and...AND she carries (and shares) http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/6-C3zASarWY/where-in-web.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)1<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=6-C3zASarWY:SwsCBkWG10c:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/6-C3zASarWY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/where-in-web.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-6439021749103842076Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:56:00 +00002010-09-24T10:45:19.876-04:00rantWTFboobssesame streetSTFUWith all of the hullabullo I was hearing about Katy Perry appearing on Sesame Street, I was expecting way worse. Maybe a rendition of "I Kissed A Girl" with a little Zoe on Rosita action. This? This is what everyone has their panties in a wad over? picture from msn But this is ok? Let's not forget about: And OMG! OMFG! OMMFG!!!! What the hell is going on here????   Breastfeeding on http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/NomVNGYDCVY/oh-stfu-and-go-get-laid.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)19<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=NomVNGYDCVY:9NYCL4FCMho:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/NomVNGYDCVY" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/oh-stfu-and-go-get-laid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-4307554946850673226Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:15:00 +00002010-09-22T09:15:59.607-04:00WTFmy kids are a little oddfamilyphotos Recently, I posted how we got the kids' names. We were really close to naming Sophia, "Annabelle". I adore the name and found out after it was on the list that Ian's grandma's name was Annabelle. Sadly, Annabelle didn't make the cut. But maybe it should have. Cuz dude. Since Annabelle died when my father-in-law was a baby, I had never laid eyes on her until almost a year after Sophia was bornhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/cPRiUbWyTho/wtf-wednesday-haunting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)6<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=cPRiUbWyTho:BR7_0EQ0ZGY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/cPRiUbWyTho" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/wtf-wednesday-haunting.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-6392430244369370753Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:15:00 +00002010-09-20T19:15:29.347-04:00kidsmotherhoodmy kids are a little oddWhen we last left our hero, she was blogging about how she named her kids. Divine inter(net)vention, a crappy made for cable movie, and Miss Popularity. After all of the sweat, tears, lists, and getting written out of wills, I found out that in our family, it doesn't really even matter what we put on our kids' birth certificates anyway. Given names are for social security cards and for use when http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/aNJsWfLWtMM/names-that-arent-in-baby-booksor-really.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)17<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=aNJsWfLWtMM:wsp_qG28mKg:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/aNJsWfLWtMM" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/names-that-arent-in-baby-booksor-really.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-3510291613379435474Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:20:00 +00002010-09-16T23:11:03.553-04:00kidsmotherhoodbabyI'm not convinced it's a biological thing, the reason that it takes nine months for human babies to gestate. I mean a rabbit can grow many rabbits in a month and it takes us nine months to make one  human? No. Who are the superior creatures here? It's a scheme. I'm quite sure with the miracle of modern science we could bust out some Frankenbabies in record time. But really. We won't. It all comeshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/CzdVHDAYi-Q/chuck-chuck-bo-buck-banana-fana-fo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)5<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=CzdVHDAYi-Q:C7hf2SzUdXE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/CzdVHDAYi-Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/chuck-chuck-bo-buck-banana-fana-fo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-8209360385308846952Sat, 11 Sep 2010 21:53:00 +00002010-09-11T17:53:58.552-04:00It's always the question that pops up when anything major happens in US history. Where were you when *major event* happened. Personally, I find these discussions fascinating. You know the whole "everyone has a story to tell". And as close, as removed, as similar or as varied the stories are, it reminds of a time when America put all of our differences aside and for the first and only time I can http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/d6vPK9aLIwo/where-i-was.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)4<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=d6vPK9aLIwo:lYhulxiopQw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/d6vPK9aLIwo" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/where-i-was.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-2203252821852759183Thu, 09 Sep 2010 17:05:00 +00002010-09-09T20:13:59.386-04:00WTFAssbadgersRemember back in elementary school? It was a gorgeous spring day, one of the first days that you could go out without a coat on. Spring fever. The class was antsy and restless. Then the teacher got that look in her eyes. "If you guys cannot calm down and listen, we will not be having recess today." Everyone got quiet. But inside, we were all saying a prayer that the ONE asshole kid in class http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/C1akO898XY4/remember-that-kid-you-hated.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)3<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=C1akO898XY4:VOcZCOLe0g4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/C1akO898XY4" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/remember-that-kid-you-hated.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-1687795183518438106Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:25:00 +00002010-09-01T11:25:18.599-04:00rantWTFgay peepsshoppingBloody HellDear Target, I never, ever thought it would come to this. It's been 3 months since I've walked through your automated doors and I don't see myself visiting you any time soon. It hurts me, Target. And it hurts you. You see, this is the time of year where I drop loads of cash into your pockets. Normally, I do all of my back to school shopping with you. Then, we head into fall, when I usually buy http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/rOTw0V3974w/ruining-sanctity-of-discount-shopping.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)13<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=rOTw0V3974w:-GSHFbR2PYw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/rOTw0V3974w" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/09/ruining-sanctity-of-discount-shopping.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-8956902628542994296Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:47:00 +00002010-08-28T14:49:53.264-04:00bloggingThings may look a little different, off, or confusing here over the next...um....who knows. I'm having a bit of a mid-blog crisis so I'm trying out new things. If you stop by and the layout looks more Picasso-esque than usual, you probably caught me in the middle of messing with shit (<--- purely technical term). Who knows how long it will be before I get things it to a happy place. Depends on http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/31ZFYKTzcQM/blog-have-you-lost-weight-wait-you-cut.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)5<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=31ZFYKTzcQM:vKC3tDE1ob0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/31ZFYKTzcQM" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/08/blog-have-you-lost-weight-wait-you-cut.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-1052064122320579940Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:26:00 +00002010-08-26T08:26:09.111-04:00dreamsWTFrandomAfter my Hell in a handbasket post yesterday? I actually went to Hell in my dreams last night. Not "oh visiting that place was like visiting Hell". No simile. Not metaphorical Hell. I had a dream I went to ACTUAL HELL. You guys. Hell is a BAR! Sounds fun right? No. It's a bar you work at. And not some chic club with the DJ Lucifer spinning beats on the 1s and 2s, where you get to serve http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/bwPzUUmu81U/ive-been-to-hell-theres-jukebox.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)0<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=bwPzUUmu81U:1CLGIrb_v1s:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/bwPzUUmu81U" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/08/ive-been-to-hell-theres-jukebox.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-748394340371267132.post-3672821078214308915Wed, 25 Aug 2010 23:50:00 +00002010-08-25T19:50:59.830-04:00WTFshit that makes me laugh This is from the kids' page of our Diocese's (it's a Catholic thang) weekly publication. Who is it? It's St. Hannibal! Patron Saint of Cannibals. Seriously you guys. WHAT THE HELL was the cartoonist thinking? http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~3/GFBzn7l-8SA/wtf-wednesday-does-he-pair-well-with.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Lizz)0<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?a=GFBzn7l-8SA:tNaeuTIKDnU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/blogspot/DIOc?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/blogspot/DIOc/~4/GFBzn7l-8SA" height="1" width="1"/>http://www.onenerveleft.com/2010/08/wtf-wednesday-does-he-pair-well-with.html