nakedjentag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-102092012-05-18T16:06:50-06:00be well. be bright. be naked. TypePadMy Horn Itchestag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e2016305a3676b970d2012-05-18T16:06:50-06:002012-05-18T16:06:50-06:00So I told him to just leave me out. I also told him that if he was wise he would actually put NAKEDJEN in the acknowledgements because, you know, it would actually allow him to perhaps sell more than seven copies.
nakedjenHow Does Your Garden Grow?tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e20168eb719419970c2012-05-11T18:22:14-06:002012-05-11T18:22:14-06:00Here, have two more, plus a nice garden shrub!nakedjenEverybody's beautiful in their own way.tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e20168eb23f490970c2012-05-04T15:22:32-06:002012-05-04T15:22:32-06:00I know you're all very astute and smart people. So, I'm not going to recap the important news events of this week for you, the events that I know each and every one of you followed and that I know may have appalled you just as much as they appalled me.nakedjenSpotlights That Gave an Occasional Moment's Glitter tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e20168ead0f24d970c2012-04-27T14:20:27-06:002012-04-27T14:21:06-06:00We stopped at Jimmy John's to get a sandwich for me because I was hungry. I'm hungry a lot because I'm growing, you know? All I wanted was a ham sandwich. So she asked them to make me a ham sandwich with just ham. And mayonnaise. That's all. None of that other stuff. They told her no! She said she would pay them whatever they wanted, just make me the sandwich. They said no!
Nakedjen has trouble with sandwich people. Did you know that? She does. The sandwich lady at Whole Foods HATES her. She won't even make her a sandwich. nakedjenBears Behind Barstag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e2016304b2b432970d2012-04-24T13:06:33-06:002012-04-24T13:06:33-06:00No, of course not. That is never how she raised me. I do know how to set a table properly and how to greet an ambassador and how to write a proper thank you note and that showing up at the White House with shocking pink hair might cause the Secret Service to pat me down extra carefully. Still, as she sighs heavily while standing behind me during the pat down, she also knows that I rather enjoy the attention and that it is precisely because she also told me that I could absolutely BE anything and anyone I wanted to be and that there was NOTHING THAT I COULD NOT DO that I am the very person that I am. Just like her.nakedjenNaked Pitchtag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e201676547bf91970b2012-04-17T22:40:13-06:002012-04-18T21:38:48-06:00My readers know that one thing I love to do is celebrate Fridays by getting "naked" in open spaces in Salt Lake City. So to really celebrate the opening of City Creek, I think the best way to do this would be a Naked Friday photo in center of those choreographed fountains. Any Friday will work for me. I know it will definitely make a huge splash.nakedjenFraggle Fridaytag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e20163042a0b0d970d2012-04-14T13:30:59-06:002012-04-14T13:30:59-06:00The two of us were a heap of tears and laughter on the sidewalk and my own niece was horrified at our utter display of uncontrolled drunken behavior. Let that be a lesson to all of you who may attempt to eat one of Serendipity 3's BIG FAT SUNDAE's all by yourself. NeverNakedBeth attempted it. She bumper car(ed) her way all the way back to our hotel and does not really remember getting home. nakedjentag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e2016765022ac7970b2012-04-12T18:24:46-06:002012-04-12T18:24:46-06:00I love all of you. I have far more to say. Once I recover from the madness that was Las Vegas. I need lots of roots. Lots of them. xonakedjenOne Sequin at a Timetag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e20168e9a4e334970c2012-04-04T11:56:29-06:002012-04-04T11:56:29-06:00I can hear all of you now. I mean, let's face it. If anything, this blog is the antithesis of a fashion blog. I am the girl who encourages all of us to not wear anything at all and celebrate our bodies no matter what size or shape they may be. To eschew the images that the media keeps force feeding us and to celebrate, yes CELEBRATE, our bodies right this very minute and love them because they are OUR BODIES and the ones that carry us through the trials and tribulations and beautiful moments of all our days and if we can't love our own bodies, well, than how can we possibly love anyone else?nakedjenMaybe.tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451a53469e20168e938dc1c970c2012-03-25T11:32:56-06:002012-03-25T11:32:56-06:00I do realize that I have been on quite an extended vacation from my own life. I'm just not certain I am quite ready (or dressed even) to come back. Maybe soon. Maybe. (Your kindness and amazing love is what...nakedjen