Sometimes embarrassing, strange odors can develop in our most private parts.  Ladies, I know this is not the prettiest thing to talk about, but it certainly is important.  There are a variety of reasons why odors can develop; perhaps a tampon upset your pH balance or a cheap lube created a nasty reaction.  Occasionally, a yeast infection or bacterial infection can cause icky smells, as well.

But before you run off to purchase over-the-counter yeast infection medicine, there may be a natural alternative that will return you to your freshest state: garlic.

A fabulous bi-friend of mine recently had a bout with a strange smell and initially panicked, certain she had contracted a horrible STD or something (even though she plays quite safely).  But after some Internet research, she read that placing a clove of garlic inside her vaginal cavity was a natural way to restore her body’s natural pH balance and end any funky odors.

Being a clever cat, she took a string out of an unused tampon, bore a hole in the clove of garlic and laced the string through the hole.  Securing the knot at the top, she then inserted the clove and went about her day.

By the end of the day, she could taste the garlic on her tongue but when she removed the clove, the funky odor was gone.  The next morning, she smelled so fresh and so clean she called me with delight.  “It totally works!  Garlic is a powerful healer.”

Indeed it is.

FOR MORE INFORMATION ON GARLIC AS AN INFECTION HEALER, PLEASE READ:
INFECTIONS AND INSURRECTION:  WOMEN TREATING YEAST
HOW TO TREAT A VAGINAL INFECTION WITH A CLOVE OF GARLIC

XOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR

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Dear Miss Bliss,

Everyone thinks I’m a straight girl.  No one knows that I think about being with girls at all, and that makes my situation even more confusing. I have this best friend who jokes with me all the time about us being lovers and having threesomes with this guy I’ve been trying to get with. She does it publicly and every time we hang out. She always tells me she loves me and that sort of thing. She, like me, says she’s straight but I’m not 100% sure she is…  What should I do?

-Lost & Lusting

Dear Lost & Lusting,

There are two kinds of “straight” girls who joke about having sex with their girlfriends publicly:  bi-curious girls and straight-girl-teases.

BI-CURIOUS GIRLS:
Bi-curious girls joke about making out with their friends because they are too scared or too intimidated to actually make a move.  Since they are not completely sure they are bi, they are even more unsure you are.  By joking around, they can test the waters and see if you are interested.  If you aren’t, they can just say, “God, I was only kidding,” and pretend the whole thing didn’t happen.  If you seem interested, however, they may continue teasing you until (hopefully) you make the first move and actually plant a kiss on those pouty lips.

STRAIGHT-GIRL-TEASES:
Straight-girl-teases drive bi-girls (and lesbians) crazy.  They flirt publicly with women to gain the attention of men.  They have no desire to sleep with their girlfriends, but want others to think they do to make themselves feel powerful.

Katy Perry’s song, “I Kissed A Girl,” is despised by many bi-girls because it celebrates the straight-girl-tease.  Perry sings, “I kissed a girl just to try it / I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.”  She isn’t kissing the woman because she desires her; she is doing something to be “naughty.”

Another way girl-teases try to impress others is by loudly stating they are into threesomes and group sex, even though they have not yet had any of those experiences. If your friend is a straight-girl-tease, she’d probably run for the hills if you responded by saying, “Awesome!  Let’s get a hotel room, my boyfriend, and make love all night long.”

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IF YOUR FRIEND IS A BI-CURIOUS GIRL OR A STRAIGHT-GIRL-TEASE?

1.  TELL HER YOU’RE BI
When you come out to your friend, there is no more pretense.  She has to either stop flirting with you (if she’s a girl-tease) or the two of you will make your relationship sweeter (if she’s also a bi-girl).  Of course, this means you may freak her out, but if she’s truly your friend, knowing who you really are will be important to her.

2.  CALL HER BLUFF
The next time she starts publicly going on and on about how much she desires you, why not go up to her and say, “Why don’t we show everybody how bi we are?”  If she’s a girl-tease, this will guarantee she stops flirting with you in front of friends.  If she is bi, you may just enjoy an outrageously public display of affection, and who wouldn’t want that?

It’s really that simple.  After your friends know you are bi, bi and  bi-curious girls will come to you.  When you live in the truth of your sexuality, you not only show others how wonderful it is to be living honestly, but you will also attract women who are ready to share the love you (and your boy) have to offer.

XOXOXOXO
BLISS
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Dearest Readers, Thank you so much for the sweet e-mails encouraging me to continue blogging.  The last four months have been chock full of change for me which, sadly, did not leave a lot of time for writing.  Luckily, my life has calmed down considerably and I am grateful to be able to dive back into the dramatic and inspiring world of bi-girls.  XOXOXO BLISS

Dearest Bliss Warriors,

Thank you for reading and for all of your flattering compliments.  I started guest blogging as a bi girl who had never made love to a woman, but wanted to.  After a two years of reading Bliss and learning to ‘be the bi girl I want meet‘, Not only have I have had sex with a woman, but I have fallen madly in love. It is an incredible, overwhelming feeling that I am forever grateful for.  There is nothing like spending hours and hours giggling and snuggling to a woman that makes you feel beautiful and loved, inside and out.   To all of you ladies who are still searching for that special girl, know that she is out there.  She may even be right next door and you don’t even know it.  To all of the ladies that have experienced what I have, thank you for helping pave the way.  Please enjoy Part 4 of my series “A True Bisexual Love Story” and I hope to see you all in Hotel Bliss.

Aloha,
Jungle Jane

Missed the first three parts of Welcome to the Jungle, Lovely?
Catch up now: Part One, Part Two, Part Three.

When The Time Was Right

The month was late September, 2008.  My girlfriend, Meryl, was to return to the mainland on December 13th.  She would tell me all about her plans and bat her eyelashes in excitement for the unknown. She is so pretty when she’s excited. I would listen and smile and pretend that my heart wasn’t cracking just a little.  She was outlining her budget and trying to figure out how to stretch her gelato scooping wages across the Pacific Ocean and beyond.  I remembered being 21 and trying to figure out how to do all the things I wanted on minimum wages.   Things would be tight, but she could do it. While I was sad that she was leaving, I was excited for her too.

Then, all of a sudden, her roommate bailed and left her with covering the rent by herself.  She decided she needed to move to a place with cheaper rent and fast.  “Move fast,” I thought.  No way could I let this girl leave the jungle before it was time.  Luckily, Nick and I were making our annual trip to the Midwest to visit our families.  We would be gone for the month of October.  So guess who needed a yurt sitter and kitty feeder?  Jungle Jane. I asked Meryl if she was interested and could see the math happening behind her hazel eyes.  A smile graced her face as she nonchalantly told me she could “probably do that.”  A week or so before our trip we packed up her Fern House and moved everything into our living room.  Meryl would be sleeping in my bed while I was gone, snuggling to my pillow, and using my vibrator.  I was happy.

Late September is especially hot in Maui and the temperature is double inside the yurt.  Some days there is simply nothing you can do but sprawl out nude on a beach somewhere and let the ocean cool you off.  This was one of those days.  The temperature had reached a boiling point and the three of us grabbed our towels and headed for the ocean.  We were in good moods.  Nick and I were excited about our trip home and Meryl was settled in a big ass, rent free yurt all to herself for the next month.  We ran and jumped in the water and splashed like little children.   We surrendered our bodies in the shallow water and let the waves suck us out and roll us back in.  We were crashing into one another and rolling over each other and reaching for body parts that weren’t our own.  At some point, an unexpected young man decided to jump in and join us.

The play progressed to an all out sand war.  We flung ocean soaked sand balls at each other with no mercy.  Open your mouth to laugh and eat it!  Turn your head to avoid one blast and get an earfull from another.  Bend over to grab a handful and get a crack full.  No mercy. No whining. Just fun!  The game seemed to last for hours and the waves played along pushing bodies into bodies and rolling them over the other.  There was kissing and there was groping.  We played until the sun began to set over the West Maui Mountains.  By the end, our bodies were shivering with the approaching moon and we all needed to rinse off the salt and sand.  Our new friend invited us back to his house for hot showers, cold drinks, and a smoke.

This young man had two girl roommates and Meryl and I got to shower in their bathroom.  It was filled with good shampoo and conditioner, smell good body washes, lotions, and face soaps.  Don’t you just LOVE girls?!  We looked at each other and giggled about all the wonderful choices and the good water pressure.  This shower was definitely a step up from our minimal outdoor shower in the jungle.  We washed each other squeaky clean.  We dried off in our fresh fluffy towels and went out to the living room to sip on our freshly poured lemonade and vodka while our new friend twisted a joint.  Nick looked handsome after his long shower and was talking music with our new friend.  While he was indeed a fine young fellow and we did appreciate his hospitality, we had to smoke and run.  The three of us knew that the inevitable was waiting for us back in our jungle.

Before we went home, we stopped by the store for some wine and cookies for my lovers’ crazy sweet tooths.  Meryl and I rode in the back seat while Nick drove.  She was leaning against the door with her legs spread out across the seat. I sat between her legs and rested my back on her chest.  She was kissing my neck and running her hands up and down my body.  I leaned my head back to find her tongue as Nick positioned his rear view mirror.

We made it home and poured glasses of wine, turned the music on low, and got comfy on our couch with a box of cookies.  As the red wine took its affect Meryl stretched her legs across Nick and I.  As she told a story, Nick began to explore her softness.  I watched for a minute to see how Meryl would respond.  She slowly blinked and continued with her story, so I joined him.  She had four hands massaging her legs and her breathing became heavier.  Nick reached under the fabric of her skirt and she arched her back.  She peaked at me with a naughty a grin and my hands followed his. We took off her skirt, found her wetness, and allowed ourselves to get lost in the touch.

With so many fingers working together no part goes unnoticed.  Nick pleasured her anally and I sucked her clit into my mouth while both of our hands massaged the walls of her vagina.  He slid his finger inside and I pulled my finger out. In and out and here and there all to the rhythm of the music and her breathing.  She would call out my name and then his.  I kissed her belly and sucked on her nipples. She grabbed my face and brought me to her lips to kiss me like only Meryl can. Then I slid back down her body and found Nick’s lips cradling her clitoris. I put my tongue in his mouth so that we were sharing her and I kissed them deeply.

Nick got up, leaving me between her legs with my tongue buried in her delicious pussy.  He stood over us and ran his hands across our bodies, taking in the beauty of two women lost in love making.  Then he found Meryl’s gorgeous mouth.  She is a self proclaimed, incredible dick sucker and Nick wanted to find out for himself.  He put his cock into her mouth and she was happy to show both of us her skills.  I looked up from between her legs to see her giving head to my man and that alone almost made me cum.   He pulled out of her mouth and reached down to kiss us both.  Our six hands guided him onto his back where we shared a three way kiss that was both passionate and genuine.

Bliss once wrote a piece of erotica called, You Made My Brain Come,  where she described in luscious detail a time when a woman’s sexy girlfriend gave incredible head to her husband as she watched and joined.  It is, to this date, my favorite Bliss Warrior blog. I wanted to experience that.  It became my fantasy.  As Meryl and I made our way down to Nick’s hard cock, I felt my fantasies coming true.  I watched as Meryl wrapped her long fingers around my man’s shaft and took him all the way into her mouth and swirled her tongue around and around.  Nick gripped the blanket and let out a whimper.  She looked at me from the corner of her eye and my mouth dropped open.  I had to join her.  I followed with my tongue to meet her at the head of his dick where we shared him. Then I took him all the way into my mouth.  As I was coming up, she wrapped her mouth around the base and followed me. Our mouths met at the head of his penis and again we shared him and a kiss.  Our tongues darted around him and into each other’s mouths.   We took turns like this while he held onto the pillow with his eyes squeezed shut, peaking down every now to let out an, “Oh my Gooood.”  The softness of his dick and the softness of our mouths mixed with the intensity of looking deep into her eyes was mesmerizing.  Our four hands stroked him and our tongues worked together to bring this man to orgasm in my mouth where I swallowed him whole and pulled him out to kiss Meryl long and passionately.  I can’t put into words how amazing sucking dick with Meryl was.  She definitely made my brain come.

Jungle Jane just happened to be on the second day of her cycle for the event.  While I couldn’t fully participate in all activities it did not stop me from fullfilling a certain fantasy that I had shared with Meryl once upon a time. Occasionally, I enjoy anal sex.  The magical part about anal is that it forces you to completely relax all your muscles and surrender to your lover.  The intensity of the feeling engulfs my entire body.  When I reach that level of relaxation, my heart shakra opens up and I am able to give and receive pure bliss.  My fantasy was to have anal sex, with her below me and my face in the buried in the scent of her neck.  I wanted to go to that place of sexual intensity with the heat of her body rising up into my being.

Nick got up to get us all some water.  Meryl and I kissed and embraced with racing hearts. Meryl laid down and I curled up to her. Nick came in and sat next to us as we kissed.  He began to stroke our legs and thighs gently as we made out.  I felt her body begin to rock and realized it was his two fingers inside her.  Then he found my ass and slowly, very slowly stuck his lubed finger inside.  He found her g spot and she cried out to me ‘your boyfriend is making me cum’.  I went down to see her body release her cum that I love so much. Her pussy was dripping wet and with each thrust Meryl was splashing her juice in my face.  She came and came and continued to come until she had enough.  With that, Nick was ready for more.  I kissed her cheek and asked her if I could… and before I could finish the sentence she was shaking her head yes and biting her bottom lip.  She sat up with my body between there’s and got his dick lubricated for me.  She laid back down and I stuck my ass into the air.  He began to warm me up with the head of his penis and I relaxed to breathe in Meryl who was below me kissing my face and softly stroking my skin.  I could feel her heat radiating off of her body and soaking into mine.  I could feel her heart beat below me. I was open and being filled with love.

He pushed his dick completely inside me and I took a deep breath below her earlobe. She pressed her finger into my clit, he pulled out, and I exhaled.  She continued to play with my clit while looking me in my eyes and kissing my face.  He continued to slowly build the orgasm inside me.  The three of us were breathing together and it was slow.  Exactly how I imagined it would be. The intensity rose in my body until I released my orgasm through my chest and deep in my belly.  With that, I dropped the weight of my body onto my lovely girlfriend and she held me.  Nick kissed my back and got up to get us more water.Nick kissed my back and got up to turn the lights out.  Exhausted in bliss, Meryl and I crawled into bed together and he joined us.  Under stars shining through the skylight, I curled up between my two lovers and listened to the trickle of the waterfall in the background.  I wrapped my arm around Meryl’s waist and whispered in her ear, “Can I keep you?”  She smiled shook her head yes.  “Promise,” I asked.  “Yes, love,” she answered and squeezed me tighter.  I turned to the boy and sweetly kissed him on his lips.  “Good night.  I love you,” we said and fell sound asleep.

LGBT Pride is here again and many bisexual organizations are planning events for bi-girls.  Don’t sit around this year complaining that it’s impossible to meet other bi-girls.  Attend an event, show your pride, and meet new fabulous friends.

New York, Los Angeles and San Diego are all hosting bi pride events and I hope you attend if you are able.  If you are organizing a bi pride event that is not listed here, please add it as a comment.

LOS ANGELES BI PRIDE HOSTED BY THE GREATER L.A. AMBI – BISEXUAL MEETUP GROUP

This month we are moving our regular Meetup day from the first Saturday to the second Sunday to be able to participate in the LA Pride Parade!!!

9am - Meet at Cafe Marco in West Hollywood for set-up. We will have pink, purple, and blue t-shirts for marchers. We will also be assigning people to carry the banner, flags, streamers, pride signs, and noisemakers. We will also need people to pass out postcards and 1 photographer.
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11am – 2pm – LA Pride Parade. Route starts at Santa Monica & Crescent Heights and ends at Santa Monica & Robertson. Please wear comfortable walking shoes, sunblock, hats, and sunglasses.

There will be a Social Mixer after at a nearby restaurant/bar to celebrate our efforts. Exact time and location TBA.

More info on LA Pride: http://www.lapride.org/

We are looking for at least 30 marchers!!!! Anyone on the bi spectrum counts, regardless of whether you identify as bisexual, fluid, pansexual, queer, etc. Partners, friends, and allies are also welcome to march with us!

We would also be extremely grateful for any monetary donations, as costs are entirely funded by the pockets of our very own community members! Even $5 or $10 helps!

Hope to see you there!!!

TO RSVP OR FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE VISIT http://www.meetup.com/ambila/.

NEW YORK BI PRIDE HOSTED BY THE BI WOMEN OF ALL COLORS

Bi Women of All Colors will be sponsoring Nonsense Revolution which has two bi female characters and is showing this Fri June 5 @ 8-9:30pm.

The Bi Writers Association will be sponsoring The Art of Being Straight by bisexual director Jesse Rosen showing Wed June 10 @10:30-11:45pm

Sponsorship means we get to give a presentation about our bisexual organization to the audience before the film starts. Please join us! NewFest has moved to a new venue in Chelsea on 23 St between 8-9 Ave, the SVA Theater.
NewFest website: http://newfest.org/wordpress/

Photo from Nonsense Revolution

Nonsense Revolution
(Canada, 2008, 88 mins)
Directed By: Ann Verrall

A close-knit group of teenaged friends are torn apart after the unexpected death of their bisexual friend, Caz. A year has passed since the accident and only one girl, Tess, also bisexual, is willing to talk about that tragic night. Caz suddenly reappears as an eternally-horny guardian angel, who only Tess can see and it’s up to Tess to reunite the fractured group so Caz can move on in the afterlife.

The Art of Being Straight
(USA, 2008, 70 mins)
Directed By: Jesse Rosen bisexual director!

Bored with New York City, twenty-something Jon moves to Los Angeles to stay with his best friend Andy and his frat boy buddies. While working at an advertising firm Jon finds himself wondering why he’s attracted to his older gay boss. As Jon attempts to untangle his complicated sexuality, his good friend Maddy puts her lesbian relationship in jeopardy when she finds herself attracted to a scruffy male hipster. Eschewing traditional notions of black-and-white sexuality, this mature piece represents the next generation of gay film.

TO JOIN NY’S BI WOMEN OF ALL COLORS OR FOR MORE INFORMATION, CLICK HERE.

SAN DIEGO BI PRIDE HOSTED BY SAN DIEGO BISEXUAL WOMEN MEETUP

We will be getting together on Saturday June 13th at 12pm in Balboa Park to make signs for Pride (in the grass area south of the fountain by the entrance to the freeway). The bi-forum can bring posterboard and markers for everybody to write/draw whatever they want to say at the parade. If you can bring any extra supplies, that would be great! Come prepared to be creative and bring anyone you’d like. It will be a mixed gender event.

NOTE: The time is not yet set in stone. Save the date!

TO RSVP OR FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE VISIT http://www.meetup.com/san-diego-bisexual-women/

BISEXUALS ARE BEAUTIFUL!  SHOW YOUR PRIDE THIS YEAR AND MAKE NEW BI FRIENDS.

XOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR

If you know of other pride events happening, please list them as comments here.

Another Friday Night Bedtime Story to help you sleep soundly…

Did you miss the first three parts of Her Favorite Positions? Catch up now and read Part One, Part Two and Part Three.

“You’re going to like the last e-mail she sent the best,” he says as his fingers continue to stroke and stimulate you under the desk.

“Oh, really,” you ask with a teasing smile. “And how do you know that?”

“I know you,” he says and kisses you deeply. His tongue teases and dances with yours and you become aware of the wetness deepening between your thighs. He’s pulled up a chair next to yours and his right hand torments the desire inside you.

“I’m getting close to coming,” you breathe.

“Not yet,” he says and his hand slows, making you deliciously frustrated. “Not until you see the last e-mail. Then, maybe, if you are good… Maybe, I’ll let you come.”

Slowly, you bring your attention back to the computer screen. Before you is the last of her series of e-mails. The subject header, like the others before, reads, “My Favorite Positions – #3 – Private! Open in a safe place!!” This time you know three Barbie dolls will be in the photograph. The brunette represents her, the blonde is you and Ken, naturally, is your man. But before you click on the e-mail, you take a moment to wonder what sexual position from your weekend’s glorious love-making will she include?

“Is it a photo of when she sat on my face while you penetrated me,” you ask him, slightly frustrated that he is making you wait to come.

“No,” he says with a panther’s smile, “but that was incredibly hot.”

“Was it when I was on your face while you penetrated her and I kissed her and held her until we both came together?”

He shakes his head no. “I like you guessing,” he says and kisses your neck, “but I think it’s time you went ahead and found out what stood out to her.”

You say okay and click the header as the e-mail opens and an image uploads.

“Oh,” you say, as the image appears.

“Yes,” he says, and his fingers begin to release the tension she built up in you since you started work that morning.

The blonde Barbie is on her back and the brunette is on top of her. They are holding one another and their plastic faces are gently forming a kiss. The brunette’s legs are wrapped around the blonde’s and the boy doll is kneeling at the girls’ hips. One of his hands is between the brunette’s legs and the other is between the blonde’s.

“It’s my favorite position,” you say with a gasp. “How did she know?”

“She’s the one,” he says, and fingers plunge into you.

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She held you and you held her as his hands massaged both of your g-spots. Sometimes g-spot play can feel strange – even uncomfortable – as the spaces inside of you open and stretch. But you focused your attention on her gasps, her moans and the way her hips surged and shifted on top of yours. As often as you could, you locked her lips into a mad, thirsty kiss, attempting to keep her attention on you, shifting her attention away from his fingers. It is this game that allowed you and she to relax deeper and deeper into his specific finger movements. By focusing on kissing while avoiding thoughts of climaxing, the orgasm grew within you both and suddenly overtook your bodies without your minds getting in the way.

As she cried that she was getting close and might just gush all over, you distract her by lightly biting on her lip, finding her tongue and forcing her kiss to deepen as she tried to pull away for air and release. Inside, his fingers moved faster in, curling up and down the vaginal wall, applying more pressure and creating more space. Soon, we heard the sounds of two vaginas filling with juice, ready to burst with pleasure.

Suddenly, she began to come and you felt the vibration in her abdomen and it instantly triggered an orgasm in you. Quickly, the rolling orgasms bounced back and forth between your bodies as you cried with pleasure and surprise.

“I am still coming. If you keep going,” she said to him between breaths, “I am going to ejaculate…”

And as soon as the words were out of her mouth, a warm flood poured out of her, onto his hands and your legs. He slowly, gently, pulled his fingers out of you, found her juices and rubbed them all over your legs and into her back. She moaned like an animal and you held her even closer as residual orgasms continued to shake the two of you. With each rolling surge in her body, your body came anew, which made her come again, which subsequently made you come again until you both erupted into delirious giggles.

“What’s so funny, girls,” he asked in a quietly confident voice.

“She keeps making me come again, just from her orgasm,” she says and brushes her hair out of her face as her body shakes again. “I didn’t know that was possible.”

“Everything is possible with the right lovers,” you said, and you pulled him up to you so the three of you could melt into a kiss. “It’s time for you to come,” you said to him and she smiled in agreement.

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“I think we should move this into the bedroom,” you say, your voice barely a whisper. “But make sure to bring the camera. I think it’s time to send our lover some new e-mail.”

He picks you up out of the chair and leads you to the bedroom.

XOXOOXOXXO
BLISS WARRIOR
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IF YOU ENJOYED THIS BLOG, YOU MAY ENJOY READING OTHER EROTIC FICTION FROM BLISS WARRIOR:
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SPIN THE BOTTLE PART ONE, PART TWO, AND PART THREE
FOLLOW MY RULES PART ONE AND PART TWO
CAPTIVATING THE COLLEGE GIRL PART ONE, PART TWO, AND PART THREE
TOUCHING UNDER THE TABLE
WAKE ME UP WITH YOUR TONGUE
YOU MADE MY BRAIN COME
LEARNING TO LOVE STRAP-ONS
ONE FRENCH AFTERNOON
WALKING HOME IN HER PANTIES
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Most cell phones come with conference calling, but many of us will never find a reason to use it.  Talking on the phone with more than one person is a rare occurrence, generally saved for business meetings or catching up with relatives.   However, if you are a bi-girl lucky enough to have multiple lovers, conference calling may just turn out to be the long-distance solution to keep you sexual stimulated while you (or your lovers) are out of town.

1.  IT’S MORE FUN TO CLIMAX WITH SOMEONE ELSE
Have you ever felt tired or drained after you masturbated?  Coming alone can drain your energy because lovemaking is supposed to be a shared practice.  But coming with two or more – even over the phone – will make your orgasms last longer, be deeper, and feel more satisfying.  Besides, what is sweeter than your fingers causing ripples of pleasure while you hear your lovers’ voices say they love you, over and over again?

2.  PLEASE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH WHILE S/HE LISTENS IN
Phone sex is a great opportunity to include your partner in your lovemaking when he is away.  Men enjoy hearing the details of a sexual tryst after it has happened (as do many bi-women), but being able to hear the sounds and cries live, as they naturally occur, is much hotter and much more intimate.  Relationships that are not strictly monogamous work best when the primary partners make an effort to have every sexual connection bring them closer together.   Three-way phone sex is an excellent means of including everyone while experiencing something new, different and deeply passionate.

And what could be sexier than taking your time between your lover’s legs, loving them passionately, while they share every sensual detail with another over the phone?  Hearing the one you love describe what you are doing (with your mouth, tongue, fingers, etc.) will not only turn your far-away lover on, it will also make you want to please the one you’re with even more.

4.  PLACE THE PHONE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR LOVER WHILE YOU TOUCH ONE ANOTHER
Lay the phone on a pillow between your heads and put it on speakerphone.  This way, you both can touch each other while concurrently describing the sex to your faraway lover.  The fun becomes seeing whose touch will melt the other into moans and groans, making them basically mute, unable to form words.  Having the moans of all three of you merge over the phone, will make you all climax intensely.

5.  LISTEN WHILE YOUR LOVERS MAKE LOVE
Being the lover who is traveling alone can be a real sad place, and women frequently can become jealous or unsure about their lovers left together at home.  By having three-way phone sex, girls can feel included in the passion while quieting the dark voices that can creep into their heads.   Again, the partners who are in bed together need to share every dirty detail until all three of you erupt into bliss.  Talented lovers should strive to orchestrate simultaneous three-way orgasms that will quickly send them all into deep, dream-filled sleep.

6.  USE CONFERENCE CALLING WHEN ALL THREE OF YOU ARE ALONE
And, finally, use the conference call feature on your cell phone when all three of you are in different locations.  As each of you touch yourselves, describe in scintillating detail what you are doing, feeling, fantasizing, and what you plan to do when the three of you reconnect in the near future.  Hearing the sounds and cries of your two lovers bringing themselves close to climax, will make your orgasm strong and may even surprise you with how emotional your climax can be when shared.

XOXOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR
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If you enjoyed reading this post, you may also enjoy reading:
STRAP-ON SOME VIBRATION
STRAP-ON SOME ETIQUETTE
WHEN YOUR GUY FRIENDS FIND OUT
LOVING GIRLS OF MANY SHAPES AND SIZES
OUT WITH THE STRAIGHT FRIENDS
WHEN YOU’RE STRAIGHT FRIENDS FIND OUT
THE HETEROSEXUAL CLOAKING DEVICE
BOYFRIENDS WHO CAN’T HANDLE BI-GIRLS
BI FROM BIRTH? OR, MY BARBIE’S SEXUALLY DEVIANT

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #167? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Bare-Assed Cheek (2): Punishment and Reward
“His finger glides up the inner side of my left thigh.”

Lilly’s Turn – Part 1: Wherein a Power Play is Made
“I asked her, outright, if she considered herself submissive.”

…please… “Exquisite pain heralding exquisite surrender.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Is Sasha Grey going mainstream?

Sugasm Editor
A Difficult Scenario

Editor’s Choice
Just Looking

More Sugasm

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News, Reviews & Interviews
Horny Goat Weed: The Facts
Top Five Tuesday – Pop Culture Porn
Uniram Manual Sex Machine

Sex Advice
Ask Miss Bliss – She Brings Her Man To The All-Girl Sex Party
Guide to First-Time Anal Sex
How to Make Your Own Fucking Machine

Erotic Writing & Experiences
Burning the Midnight Oil
Camera Shy, Part 4
Couch. Confession #278
Drowning In Lust
Each Exquisite Stroke
Fantasy to Reality
I Like Being a Dirty Bitch
Miss blue that Naughty Little Voyeur
Play
Safe Haven
Sexy Skills
Sissy
Sleep Fucking

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Blow Jays
Darling, You Look Wonderful Tonight
Have you seen her…?

Sex Humor
A Chocolate Dick Treat
The Secret to Soul Mates

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Bianca Beauchamp on a road trip
HNT – Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Hungarian Viva TV presenter is totally nude
Kim Kardashian Playboy Nude Pictures – Few More
Love HNT
Playful Flower
Stunning blonde schoolgirl is punished
“Vixen” -HNT

BDSM & Fetish
“Dominant Savant…?”
Microfantasy Monday: Tits
More?
My favorite spanking blogs
Riffing on Brent Scott Riffing on Socrates (was Meeting BS)
Thank you, Jay Wiseman
What’s in the box?

Did you miss the first two installments of the true bisexual love story, Welcome to the Jungle, Lovely? Click here to read Part One and click here to read Part Two.

Part Three:  Neighbors, Best Friends, and Lovers

I was hesitant to call her my girlfriend at first because I didn’t know what it meant.  She referred to me as her girlfriend right away.  It was sweet and flattering.  However, the entire concept of two lovers was a hard one for this loyal Leo to wrap her head around.  My two lovers thought nothing of it.  My boyfriend supported my exploration and my girlfriend is such an independent woman that my relationship with him rarely interfered.  Nick and Meryl had no interest in one another.  They barely had anything in common except for the fact that they are both Taurus’ and they both love me.  I had fantasies of a threesome with them.  They knew my fantasies and were secretly open to the idea, but these two bulls were not going to make it easy.

One night, after the three of us had dinner and some wine, I introduced Meryl to our Youporn discovery.  She was captivated by my favorite girl on girl Asian massage.  I stroked her curves and dipped into her warm spaces as she watched.  We sipped our wine with blushed cheeks and swooned over what we saw.  She and I were in no hurry. Women can easily get lost in intimate conversations and find them completely arousing.  As for the boy, well, he had to work early, got bored, and went to bed.   She and I began kissing and taking each other’s clothes off.  She has such a proper and classy air about her, yet her slutty stories boast a mysteriously naughty side that  drew me to her like a  magnet.  The first time we had sex was pure love making.  This time, she took my body into her hands and told me how sexy and wet I was and sucked my breasts and fucked me with her fingers and became the girl that I had been craving to meet.  She yelled out “Nick I’m making your girlfriend cum!”  He didn’t wake up and we didn’t stop.  My body released an explosive orgasm and my mind swam in bliss.  Meryl kissed my lips and turned around.  On her hands and knees, she stuck her lovely ass into the air for our pleasure.  I wanted to be a man in that instance.  I wanted to fuck her with my own cock! Oh, but penis envy did not stop Jungle Jane from diving in.  I fucked her with my mouth, my fingers, and my glass dildo until she until she came calling out my name. When the night was over, she walked the path back to her house and went to sleep without me.  I went to sleep next to my man with a racing heart.

My stomach was filled with electricity from our amazing sex.  I wished she was in my bed next to me.  I wished I was in bed between my two lovers.   Nick pulled me close and asked me what happened last night and I recalled everything in excruiciating detail.  I wanted him to regret going to bed, but there was no such regret.  “Why did you go to sleep,” I asked.

“Because you two didn’t need me,” he said with a sweet smile.  He kissed me on the head and got up to get ready for work.  Before he left, he kissed me again and said, “When the time is right, I’ll join you two.  In the meantime, keep telling me the details.  I love hearing it.”

As a 26 year-old woman, I was finally fulfilling a side of myself that had been ignored for years. Meryl was on my level of kinkiness.  She doesn’t like the word kinky. Call it what you will, but she and I have no inhibitions when it comes to exploring our bodies.  One day we took a nude swim in the Queen’s pool.  I propped myself up on a rock to get some sun and Meryl swam up between my legs as my body dripped its first drop of blood for the month.  She pointed it out to me.  I looked down and for the first time saw my blood as sexy.  We were thinking the same thing.  I shook my head yes.  She dipped her finger into the deep crimson and we gazed upon her fingertip.  She pushed her finger in fully and my body arched. She pulled it out to see the ruby red.  She pushed her two fingers in and pulled them out to play in the feminine glory.  We made a mess on the rock then splashed ourselves clean in fresh spring water pool.  We wrapped up in our towels and went back to the yurt for a nap.

We lay on my bed with our eyes wide open, not able to fall asleep after the intimate experience we just shared.  I could feel her heat next to me.  I wanted her to cum.  I went to my dresser drawer and pulled out my vibrator.  I made myself comfortable between her legs, kissed her pink clitoris, and turned on the vibrations.  I had her guide me to her favorite spot and I held the vibrations there, making little circles with the toy until her muscles contracted and released her addicting orgasm.  I rolled over onto my back with a huge smile on my face and the toy still in my hands.  I turned the vibrations on to myself while she caught her breathe.  She then crawled to me and took over.  I came and came and came.

I never thought I could experience with a woman the kind of intimacy Meryl and I shared.  She was most certainly my girlfriend and I was slowly falling in love with her.

When I did sleep with her and not him I would feel a little bit of guilt, like I wasn’t honoring my primary partner, but sleeping without her became increasingly difficult.  This was the balancing act I performed in my mind for several months. Oh, poor me, right?  How difficult it must have been to have two people to love and have sex with.  What can I say?  I’m a sensitive little Leo kitty.  I wanted to give everything to both of them.  I’m not sure that is possible.  Bliss Warrior once told me that outside of your primary relationship, all other relationships have an expiration date. I saw the expiration date with Meryl as the date that she was to leave the island and return to the mainland.  The date loomed over my head like a dark cloud sometimes. She and I did our best to make the most of the time we had together, but sometimes our moods would swing in opposite directions and we found ourselves wasting precious time.   Meryl and I were neighbors, best friends, and lovers.  It was a mixture of many emotions.  Sometimes the emotions boiled over and we got burned.  We were two strong women trying to color the gray area with black and white.  Instead, we poured red everywhere and played in the paint.

XOXOXOXO
JUNGLE JANE
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Want to read other posts by Jungle Jane?

SHE DANCED INTO MY FAIRYTALE: PART ONE, PART TWO, PART THREE AND PART FOUR
CRUSHING ON THE TAKEN GIRL: A BABY BI-GIRL SHARES HER STORY
A GIRL’S FIRST VIBRATOR: A BABY BI-GIRL SHARES HER STORY
GETTING HER NUMBER: A BABY BI-GIRL SHARES HER STORY
A BABY BI-GIRL SHARES HER STORY
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So you think she’ll be staying the night and you want to impress her with your culinary skills.   What should you cook for her that will be yummy, healthy and gourmet?

Ladies, this week I created a new vegan and wheat-free recipe that will wow and amaze your lover.  And, seriously, what’s better after a night of love-making than waking up to a delicious homemade breakfast?

Bliss’ Vegan & Wheat-Free Crepes

Yes.  It is true.  These crepes are so egg-like that your sweet, slim doll of a girlfriend will be shocked she’s eating the healthiest thing this side of trail mix.

Also, you can make the batter up to two days in advance, so plan ahead and have a batch ready to be cooked waiting in the fridge for the right time.

THE RECIPE:

INGREDIENTS
3 t. Ener-G Egg Replacer
4 T. water
1 cup soy milk  (Rice milk is too thin, so I recommend sticking with soy on this.)
2 t. canola oil
1 T. vanilla extract
3/4 c. plus 1 T. spelt flour
1 t. agave nectar
1/4 t. cinnamon or nutmeg (depending on your preference, both are yummy.)
Pinch of sea salt
Earth Balance Buttery Spread (or any nondairy butter) for the pan

In a food processor, whip the egg replacer and water for a minimum of two minutes until it is frothy.  Add the milk, oil, and vanilla and blend until thoroughly combined.  Add the flour, agave, cinnamon, and salt.  Mix until the batter resembles heavy cream.

The batter can now be covered and refrigerated for up to 2 days.  Just make sure to bring it to room temperature before you begin cooking.

I like to cook my crepes in a large frying pan so I have space to turn the crepe, but any crepe or saute pan will work just fine.  Put the pan over medium heat and make sure to use Earth Balance to coat the pan with butter between each crepe.  This adds buttery flavor and makes it a lot easier to turn the crepes.

Use a 1/4 c. measuring cup to pour the right amount into the pan.  Pick the pan up and swirl the batter until it forms a very thin circle.  If you have any gaps, just add more batter into those spots.  Let the crepe sit and watch as bubbles form on top.  The sides will start to cook and lift from the pan.  Loosen the crepe with a spatula after 2 minutes and turn over.  You can use your fingers to help!

Cook on the other side until golden (about a minute).  You can serve the crepe right away or put it in the oven at the lowest setting to keep it warm as the other crepes are cooked.

Serve with fresh berries!

XOXOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR
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GET SKINNY WITH BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP
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Another Friday Night Bedtime Story to Help You Sleep Soundly…

Did you miss the first two parts of Her Favorite Positions?  Click here to read part one and click here for part two.

“You were so right about her,” you say to your man as he kisses your cheek.  “She is way too much fun.”

“And you weren’t even sure if she was bi when we met,” he says with a teasing smile.

“You know me,” you say.  “Whenever a girl is that pretty and that friendly, I assume she must be some crazy chick or totally straight and unaware she’s flirting with me.”

“Thank God you have me.  Because this girl may be crazy, but she’s the right kind of crazy.”  For a second fear seizes you.  Why do all of the partying bi-girls end up being crazy?  He reads your expression perfectly and says with a gentle voice, “You know I think she’s great, right?  Because she is.  Don’t start thinking she is anything but wonderful, okay?  I don’t need you creating problems when there aren’t any.”  He kisses you on the lips and then says, “Open the next e-mail.  Trust me.  You won’t worry about a thing when you see what she sent.”

You open the second e-mail, smiling again as you read her header, “My Favorite Positions – Private! – Read in a safe place.”  As soon as the e-mail opens, you know he is right.   If she is crazy, it is the best kind of crazy imaginable: passionate, loving, fearless and fun crazy.

Like the first e-mail, the image is of three naked dolls, carefully arranged to show you and your man what she remembers from your weekend of decadent bliss.  In this image, the three dolls are on their knees and facing one another in a tight triangular configuration.    Each doll has their arms around each other doll and their heads are leaning in to have a long three-way kiss.

“She loved the kissing,” he whispers into your ear.  “That’s how right this girl is.  She gets it.”

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At first the kiss was awkward.  She couldn’t seem to kiss you both at the same time.  Her soft lips wandered from his to yours and back again, and you wondered if she was another one of these girls who was up for a threesome as long as nothing truly intimate happened – like a long loving kiss.  In the past, you and your man occasionally dated a girl who was a terrible kisser or one who seemed to hold back her intimacy and never really dive into the kiss.  It was a sign that the tryst would not last longer than that one night because the two of you could not date a girl who held back emotionally.

But suddenly, inexplicably, something shifted slightly and all three mouths lined up perfectly.  Tongues darted in and out of mouths while lips stayed touching:  her on your right and him on your left.  His hand rubbed your lower back and hers your upper.  The room disappeared and all three of you were lost in the sensations of taste and touch: of three people becoming one.

She gave herself over completely in that moment.  There were no invisible walls between you.  In those long delicious minutes, you thought the three of you could fall in love.

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“It was a great kiss,” you say and your voice is barely a whisper.

His hand travels down your body and slips under the waistline of your pants.  Fingers discover your wetness and his mouth says quietly into your ear, “I told you.  She gets it.”  Stroking you lightly up and down, your hips begin to move against your will.

“Wait,” you say, “I have one more to open.”

“You can open it while I take care of some business down here,” and he starts touching you a little faster and a little harder.  “I like what she brings out in you.”

“What is that,” you ask.

“Open the next e-mail and you’ll find out,” he says as he makes you groan with the divine pressure of his fingers.

“Okay,” you say as you open your legs to let him touch you even more deeply.

What does the last e-mail contain?  And, what does it bring out in our fine heroine?  Find out next week when the conclusion of Her Favorite Positions is posted.

XOXOXOXOXOXO
BLISS WARRIOR
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IF YOU ENJOYED THIS BLOG, YOU MAY ENJOY READING OTHER EROTIC FICTION FROM BLISS WARRIOR:
WHAT SHE FORGOT
SPIN THE BOTTLE PART ONE, PART TWO, AND PART THREE
FOLLOW MY RULES PART ONE AND PART TWO
CAPTIVATING THE COLLEGE GIRL PART ONE, PART TWO, AND PART THREE
TOUCHING UNDER THE TABLE
WAKE ME UP WITH YOUR TONGUE
YOU MADE MY BRAIN COME
LEARNING TO LOVE STRAP-ONS
ONE FRENCH AFTERNOON
WALKING HOME IN HER PANTIES
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